Quote# 92875

You know, it ought to be SO OBVIOUS by now.

Our human leaders have already been taken over, had their minds possessed by NON-HUMAN ENTITIES.

Why does this surprise you? Why would you think they would attack OVERTLY?

How dumb!

Can't you see US leadership is ALREADY GENOCIDAL, GLOBAl and committed to wiping out the human race?

Don't you think it's TIME you learned how to JUST HIDE?

UNtypical USer, Godlike Productions 14 Comments [2/27/2013 4:09:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 22
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 92873

How about the German Reichstag fire in 1933 as an earlier example, like 9-11, of a government sponsored "false flag" to swing the sheeple? Of course, people are still successfully selling the Brooklin Bridge. I cannot believe the fluoride induced stupidity and apathy. That's the real scary stuff IMO.

Videobarbs, Godlike Productions 17 Comments [2/26/2013 3:15:09 PM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 92822

This is the sickness of liberalism: they hate their fellow Americans with which they disagree more than any enemy of the country as a whole.

Al Gore just sold his Current netowork to Al Jazeera. He said they had carefully chosen who to sell it to and were happy they could find a buyer who shared the same basic ideology. Co-founder Joel Hyatt said they agreed to sell to Al Jazeera in part because “Al Jazeera was founded with the same goals we had for Current,” including “to give voice to those whose voices are not typically heard” and “to speak truth to power.” They reportedly received $200 million for the network.

Al Jazeera is the mouthpiece of the government of Qatar. Al Jazeera ran all of the propaganda pieces run by Al Qaeda and openly supported Osama bin Laden.

Prior to Al Jazeera's offer, Glenn Beck's The Blaze approached Current with a $250 million offer, but was rebuffed, being told that they could not sell their network to someone with his "point of view".

An former Vice President of the United States just openly declared that he stands with the supporters of Islamic terrorism against the United States over a conservative American media group.

The lines are getting clearer and clearer.

Know Your Enemies, Field Negro 24 Comments [2/24/2013 5:27:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 20

Quote# 92812

The Masons are the Masters of Space (mathematics/form)

Saturn is the God of Time.

Time is Space. Space is Time.

The Masons are therefore the Masters of Time and therefore followers of Saturn: The Free-Masons are the Cult of Saturn, the Cult of Destruction, for it is through time that all returns to nothingness.

Furthermore, the very word "mason" is the eymological origin of the word "mass." And all mass (physical substance) is ultimately composed of space, contorted and shaped.

The number eight is significant because 8 is the number of cubes that bound the surface of a hypercube which is probably the ultimate conceptual representation of fourth dimensional space. Although, some might say that the hypersphere or simplex are more apt symbols of the higher spheres.

Zaloias, Godlike Productions 29 Comments [2/23/2013 4:39:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 31

Quote# 92811

It all goes back to Saturn,


There is a SATURN Death Cult running the planet,

THEY Own everything,

and they are staging Everything in the NEWS:


And their favorite number is: 8

Land of the CUBE, Godlike Productions 21 Comments [2/23/2013 4:38:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 28

Quote# 92762

I have no doubt at all that my present legal situation, where I face imprisonment for up to 15 years over NOTHING is directly related to the Jewish community, which is PISSED about me leaving them and doubly pissed about the Fukushima report and the article Nuclear Blackmail. NO DOUBT AT ALL. And since they tried to kill me twice already and failed, and possibly a third time, this new method of getting me lost in the vast American prison system is no doubt the new modus operandi.

And there is more, much more. All the times I have been followed, staked out, sabotaged, intercepted, blown off the web, the list is ENDLESS. I need protection. I have GOT TO find a new place with a new identity. It's the only way I will survive.

Jim Stone, Jim Stone: Freelance Journalist 15 Comments [2/19/2013 2:36:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 92748

Confessions of the Illuminati, Ask and I Will Tell What I Know

I'm tired of humanity and wish to get the ball rolling so here goes...

Here are some of the numerous things I wish to confess:

1. In the 70s and prior, members of the Illuminati used a certain item to identify themselves. If you had a male relative with a basement full of any one item and you didn't know why, now you know. I'm not talking a few shelves, I'm talking at least a room-sized section of the basement full of nothing but the same item. It would be a type of item that is easily purchasable. Whenever the member needed to gain access to events, they would show the item in their possession to gain entry. They were involved in so many clandestine operations that they were unable to possibly consume the many packages they bought. Hence, they would store them, out of sight, in the basements of their homes.

I know exactly what particular item was used. I don't wish to fully disclose now, because I would like to see if anyone comes forward with that information on their own.

This same item has popped back up on the store shelves with the very same packaging that was used in the 70s which leads me to believe it is very possible that it is being used as an identifier again.


2. The main mission of the Illuminati is to find those of the bloodline from the York Rite. The York Rite has the ability to procreate freely while the Illuminati do not.

Many of you have been correct in your assessments of who the Illuminati are. Most do not understand why they are not able to procreate though. There are many tales within our families of why this is so. The most often passed around is that after the Flood, part of the DNA that allowed inter-species replication was "shut off" by God.

Our mission has been to locate anyone of pure York Rite ancestry and create a hybrid being that can allow us to propagate the earth once again.

3. The main means that we are using now to "smoke out" those of the proper ancestry is the rampant and often incorrect use of symbolism. The Illuminati has tried many other means in the past and are now getting desperate.

Many books are being written about the "lost symbol". What is incorrectly assumed is that it is the symbol itself that is needed. The truth is that it is the person who is in possession of the symbol that is sought after.

It is common knowledge that many families have passed artifacts down as inheritance. Even more so for those in the elite families, regardless of the line. These items contain symbols that have never seen the light of day correctly displayed. We know this and have sought to "smoke out" anyone willing to correct our incorrect use of symbols. So far, the York Rite have proved to be a very clandestine group and have educated their offspring well on keeping these items hidden.

5. One of the most important symbols is the single pyramid. Most of you know at least 100 meanings for this symbol. Here is the most important:

The single pyramid represents reproduction. We use the pyramid structure because, unlike the square, the path to the apex is definite. It would probably be easier to illustrate the point which I may be able to do at a later time. Just imagine you start at the bottom of the pyramid and travel upwards, you will always end up in the apex. With a square, however, you really have no way of knowing which is the final point you need to arrive at.

The pyramid shown with it's capstone removed, represents the ability to reproduce freely being removed from us through the "shutting off" of parts of our DNA.

6. We seek those who have the mirror image of this pyramid structure on artifacts passed down to them from family. This symbol has never been seen presented the correct way. It's a very common symbol as well but it is deliberately changed to try to "smoke out" those that know its true meaning.

I will give you all a very big hint: Hitler used it frequently. He wasn't the only one though, not by a long shot. Most of you will never guess what the significance of this symbol is because it has never been presented in the correct way.

Any other confessions depend on what you guys ask me.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 22 Comments [2/19/2013 4:15:08 AM]
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Quote# 92747

"All those books [about ancient aliens] you mentioned are based on them too and have all been debunked because they contain no peer reviewed, scientific research or genuine archaeological findings."

Peer Review = Liars in collusion to uphold agreed apon Lies

Scientific Research = Established people provided only findings and evidence that will support the Liars in Collusion to uphold agreed apon lies

Genuine Archaeological Findings = Those things that are not squirreled away and hidden from the public

IF you argue that these definitions don't hold any water, you are naive and have not been exposed to the dozens of examples where this sort of thing has gone on.

Now run along.

Holy_Diver, Godlike Productions 11 Comments [2/19/2013 4:14:47 AM]
Fundie Index: 20
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 92742

We have a Marxist racist homophile in the Oval office who is truly attempting to transform a great nation into a third-world hellhole.

Low-information voters believe he is their savior while high-information voters know him as a surreptitious divisive destroyer.

Low-information voters view the EEOC as a vaunted Federal Commission incapable of unjust pronouncements – Federal Commissions have veracity and insure the public good. They protect us and insure fairness and equality.

High-information voters suspect the usual corrupt evil intentions of our manipulator-in-chief so they do their basic follow-up and find the EEOC continues O’Screw-me’s malevolent transformation.

All five Commission seats and the post of general counsel to the commission are filled by the President of the U.S., subject to confirmation by the Senate.

In 2010, Obama made “recess appointments” of three Commission posts: Jacquelin Berrien, Chai Feldblum, and Victoria Lipnic – no Senate needed.

Jacquelin Berrien, head of the Commission, is a black ex-NAACP lawyer who was program officer of the Ford Foundation Peace and Social Justice Foundation. She is married to Brooklyn social activist and community organizer Peter M. Williams, who once authored a report, “Why New York is Falling Behind in Food Stamp Registration.”

Chai Feldblum is a progressive author and activist for disability and LGBT rights. (This is good, otherwise disability payments might skyrocket and LGBT issues might take on inordinate import in American life).

In 1993 she was the legal director for the Campaign for Military Service, a group which lobbied to overturn policies forbidding gay and bisexual people from serving openly in the U.S. armed forces. More recently, she was the lead drafter of the Employment Non-discrimination Act, which would prohibit employment discrimination based on someone’s real or perceived sexual orientation (I thought I was a woman but my mustache has me confused – can I use both bathrooms – hire me anyway).

Victoria Lipnic is a lesbian law professor who campaigns for LGBT issues.

One commissioner position was vacated Jan. 30, 2013, leaving the fourth position filled by lone Republican appointee Constance Barker, the only chicken left in a coop of foxes.

If they are not homosexual, black, or driven by hypocrisy and a Communist Manifesto, they will not be chosen – or they will be terminated – by the most despicable unholy president in American history.

AlphaMail, Moonbattery 16 Comments [2/18/2013 8:02:03 PM]
Fundie Index: 16

Quote# 92741

The Marxist-in-Chief knows what he has planned for this country, and he figures even the sheep-like American people won’t be pushed that far. The ugly dyke running the Dept. of Homeland Stupidity tried to say they needed millions of round of Hollow Point handgun ammo for “practice”. No one, but no one, uses Hollow Point ammo for target shooting. Those rounds are designed for combat.

Here’s a little something most people are not aware of. Buried deep in the 2700 page Obamacare law, there’s a section that says, “guns and ammo cannot be outlawed, regulated, or confiscated.” Check it out.

Dr. 9, Moonbattery 10 Comments [2/18/2013 8:01:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 92740

Why do you suppose the Obama Regime has been amassing such gargantuan quantities of ammunition for extra-military purposes?

[...]

Does Janet Napolitano believe her own department’s fanciful propaganda regarding the likelihood of a right-wing insurrection? Doubtful. Mark Levin suggests that the purpose is to prepare for an imminent economic crisis and the chaos to follow. As usual, the Great One is right.

Not all Democrats are idiots. Those in charge know that Obama’s Cloward-Piven spending spree will eventually end in total economic collapse. This is the only possible outcome and therefore the only possible purpose of our government’s economic policy.

Our liberal ruling class is losing patience with decades of incremental Marxism. They are one deliberately engineered crisis away from going for the gold: genuine Stalinism.

Anyone who finds this outlandish needs to read up on Obama’s background.

His Department of Homeland Security will have five bullets for each of us when the American people get the fundamental transformation so many were such contemptible fools as to ask for. Don’t worry, chances are good you won’t get shot if you do exactly as you are told.

Now we know why the Regime and its mouthpiece, the “mainstream” media, were so appallingly eager to seize on Newtown as a pretext to begin disarming us. The Left is approaching the end game.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 9 Comments [2/18/2013 8:01:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 14
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 92737

There are alot of simularities between the waco texas massacre and the dorner one.

Both were started to silence a witness.
Both were done with full fbi knowledge.
Both killed innocent people who were defending our freedoms

bri6844, Above Top Secret 8 Comments [2/18/2013 4:33:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 13

Quote# 92724

"So what if? We've all seen how well FEMA handles emergencies. Do you really think you should put all your eggs in the proverbial Government basket? So let's assume an asteroid strikes the earth and you actually survive. How will you take care of yourself or protect your family?"

How will you take care of yourself or protect your family?

Obviously, stay away from Washington DC. After the impact destroys Washington, our lives will have a chance to be much better. No would be fuhrer trying to rule by decree. An end to regulations from bureaus without number. It is actually a pretty tempting prospect.

Gary Coffman, comment on livescience.com article 8 Comments [2/18/2013 4:01:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: Karana

Quote# 92710

Long before homosexual activist Floyd Corkins entered the D.C.-based Family Research Council (FRC) with the intent to commit mass murder, I warned from the rooftops that the hard-left Southern Poverty Law Center’s anti-Christian “hate group” propaganda might spur such bloodshed. With a column headlined, “Liberal violence rising,” I wrote, “The SPLC’s dangerous and irresponsible (‘hate group’) disinformation campaign can embolden and give license to like-minded, though less stable, left-wing extremists, creating a climate of true hate. Such a climate is ripe for violence.”

Tragically, my deepest fears were realized.

Then, in August, days after Corkins was heroically disarmed by FRC employ Leo Johnson, whom Corkins shot in the arm, I penned another column titled “Fanning the flames of left-wing violence.” I plead with the SPLC to end its “dishonest and reprehensible” strategy of “juxtaposing FRC and other Christian organizations with violent extremist groups” in a transparent effort to marginalize them…

I no longer believe the SPLC has a sense of goodwill. In fact, based on FBI evidence and the group’s own actions (and inaction), I and many others are left with no other inference but this: The SPLC – a left-wing extremist fundraising behemoth – may be intentionally inciting anti-Christian violence.

Matt Barber, WorldNetDaily 11 Comments [2/16/2013 8:28:17 AM]
Fundie Index: 20
Submitted By: mythbuster43

Quote# 92692

At least Bush wasn't a dumbass or a liar, and he WAS a natural born American Citizen, which BHO has yet to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt. You can buy any paper in Chicago if you have enough money. If BHO is not rich, who is paying the at least$5M to keep his records sealed???Ever wonder about that?? He has been a dirty politician since he got into politics. Getting private papers of his opponents unsealed to get them to step down out of the race, You like this in a prez???Not me. Something smells like a cover up to me, just like Benghazi is/was.

Eleanor, The Daily Caller 24 Comments [2/15/2013 4:40:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 29

Quote# 92649

I will say this again.********* Obama wanted a boost in his ratings because Romney and he were neck and neck. The plan was to get some Hamas people (or anyone like the Muslim brotherhood) to attack the Benghazi embassy, kidnap the ambassdor and others, and then obama would negotiate with them an publically threaten them. They would act like they were afraid and release the hostages. Obama would be a hero with the help of the Press. This is why obama told our forces to ‘stand down’. Two brave Seals went to the defense of the embassy and fought like tigers. THey killed ove 70 of the terrorists. The terrorist thought they were double-crossed because this was suppposed to be a cake-walk. They finally killed the Seals and killed the ambassador too. The deal was off. Now…obama is scrambling to cover his butt. All the rest of the “hearings” are theater and lies.

thegreatcarnac, The Blaze 20 Comments [2/13/2013 4:34:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 25

Quote# 92648

Koran 9:5 “Kill Jews and Christians wherever you find them”.

A Muslim Brotherhood operative for CIA Director and a Muslim president in the White House. America is being destroyed from the inside.

Abu Baseer in London: “One of the goals of immigration is the revival of the duty of jihad and enforcement of power over the infidels. Immigration and jihad go together.

Hillary Clinton clearly plans to run for the presidency in 2016. Her very close assistant is also Muslim Brotherhood.

Founder of Islam, Mohammed: “I have been made victorious with terror”, “Wage war on the infidel and kill them until Islam is dominant” (Koran 8:39)

Devout Muslim President Obama is determined to disarm Americans and render Americans defenseless prey against multiple enemies http://www.barenakedislam.com/2013/02/08/did-you-know-that-john-brennan-nominee-for-cia-director-is-a-muslim-convert-who-was-turned-to-islam-by-the-muslim-brotherhood/

zetuff, The Blaze 32 Comments [2/13/2013 4:34:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 18

Quote# 92647

[Y]ou guys have spelled it out exactly – When missiles start raining on the TEA Party and a Blackhawk Phalanx comes for Conservative Website administrators… isn’t far off now. It is coming, in fact I estimate that it is so close to coming now, that George Orwell after spinning in his grave, has a sad smile on his face watching these events unfold. It is coming, no need for the tinfoil hats anymore to see the police state.

I feel terrible realizing that literally hundreds of thousands of brave Americans died trying to prevent this nightmare only to have a smiling Metrosexual Chicago Communist defeat everything they died for.

Justme, Moonbattery 18 Comments [2/13/2013 4:22:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 24

Quote# 92641

The search for an explanation of what caused the Super Bowl power blackout just got deeper with live camera video feed of a UFO filmed over the Louisiana Super Dome minutes before the blackout. Yesterday, the International Business Tribune, published a story featuring the video titled: “Did Red UFO in New Orleans Sky Trigger Super Bowl Power Cut.” The video shows two mysterious red lights floating above the Superbowl stadium minutes before the blackout. The video is a record of the live camera feed from the Online Weather Center for New Orleans on the day and evening of the Super Bowl. The power outage lasted 34 minutes, only slightly longer than the global power outage caused by extraterrestrials in the Sci Fi classic, The Day the Earth Stood Still, aimed at sending a message to world governments. Was it all just coincidental, or was the UFO an extraterrestrial vehicle sending a message to humanity?

Michael Salla, Examiner.com 10 Comments [2/13/2013 4:20:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 13

Quote# 92633

MY WIFE GETS RAPED BY ALIENS ONCE A MONTH

I wanted to tell my story on a forum that understands the alien world.

This has been going on since mid January.

We are farming folk and our farm is 200 miles from the city.

My wife goes to town once a month for groceries and provisions shopping.

about 75 miles from the farm we have a very long stretch of road straight and flat, and it happens on this road.

There is hardly any traffic and sometimes you don't cross another vehicle for 20 minutes or more.

She sees a very bright silver light on the horizon and it gets bigger and bigger.

She thinks it is a truck coming with headlights on.

Then there is like a metallic clunk and the radio goes dead and the car stops.

That's all she remembers, then her mind goes blank and when she regains her senses the car is stopped on the side of the road.

She has no normal visual recollection of anything but somehow, subconsiously she feels that she has been raped by some form of alien men. She can recall in her mind eye 2 men of caucasian appearence but about 2m tall and with dark skin and very light blond hair, almost white.

Good looking men but fierce and strong.

There is physical evidence of sexual interference because her panties are torn and the vagina has been used.

She wants to go and see the doctor and submit to an examination and she wants to have the fluid tested to see if it is like human semen, but I fear being made the butt of jokes in our small community once the story inevitably gets out.

Do you think it is some kind of alien abduction?

But why nobody else has reported similat events?

and why do they wait for my wife every month?
They must be able to track her car and arrive at this lonely spot in a very short time???

I am stumped.

[Cue even the crazies at Godlike Productions openly mocking him]

AUSSIE FARMER, Godlike Productions 50 Comments [2/12/2013 4:35:52 AM]
Fundie Index: 49

Quote# 92603

The goverment has used feminism to bring back slavery and debtors' prison via child support laws and alimony. I guess it decided that it really couldn't exist without these vices. When all of the productive men are gone this country will not be able to fund itself and it will be damned if it will give men any positive incentives for anything. When it comes to men there is a stick but no carrot approach and you can see it in the? never ending shaming language.

MrFalcon675, Manhood Academy 18 Comments [2/11/2013 4:47:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 92601

[From a 14-year-old conservative radio host]

Many states throughout the country are trying to make it mandatory for students to go to school year-round. Now, believe it or not, President Obama is one of the main advocates of this. Now, their excuse for this is that students have been losing the information that they gained throughout the school year. Now, here's the truth: students have been losing the INDOCTRINATION that they have been receiving from their liberal educators, and, well, it makes it harder for the liberal left to accomplish their goal of taking over the entire country. Their agenda is to obtain all the brains of my generation, because if they win the youth, they get this country.

If they can indoctrinate the youth into believing that our founding fathers views do not matter, if they can trick the youth into believing that the constitution is not important anymore, then this country is dead. Everything that we know currently about this country, [the] next generation's not gonna know. This is what the liberal left wants. Their goal is to demolish the country as we know it ... and if we go to school all year round, guess what, it's going to make it easier for the liberal left to operate.

Caiden Cowger, Youtube 24 Comments [2/11/2013 4:38:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 24

Quote# 92579

The BNP is an MI5 front. It's role is the traditional one of taking the steam out of conservative opinion by leading nationalists up the garden path. If it sows the seeds of further confusion to multiply the number of campaigning groups with similar names they do that too. This latest development doesn't surprise me at all. When I corresponded with members of the BNP a few years I couldn't help noticing how many of them, though English, actually lived in scotland. Corruption has its own stench. Read any unbiased account of Griffin's tenure and you'll be overwhelmed by it.

Antony, Anglo-Saxon Foundation 11 Comments [2/10/2013 5:26:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 14

Quote# 92574

The liberals killed JFK just because they thought he was to far right.

BigNurseRached, Fox Nation 16 Comments [2/10/2013 5:24:35 AM]
Fundie Index: 21

Quote# 92570

Many people are educable; but shrinks are not

Their "education" prevents it. They truly believe that their naive attempts at classification of human diversity represent some sort of eternal underlying reality, rather than evanescent social labels.

I've experienced a lifetime of oppression from shrinks and "school psychologists". Even as an adult we are not free from them, because you need a "diagnosis" from them to get surgery. (And we used to need a "diagnosis" to get hormones, but the Internet and offshore pharmacies changed that.) For decades, they were in the business of denying hormones to people they didn't think would turn out to be attractive heterosexual women. Shrinks are gender police.

And I for one do not feel an obligation to educate our oppressors. This is like trying to educate your domestic abuser husband. You cannot educate someone who holds unjust power over you. Our progress comes on the mass culture front -- through media images and high profile people like Chas Bono or Lana Wachowski. It comes on the legal front by working as an activist. It does not come from futile attempts to "educate" individual idiot shrinks.

atana, Daily Kos 18 Comments [2/9/2013 4:19:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 17