Quote# 71089

Today, in addition to original Darwinism -- which many scientists have already rejected as useless -- there are three other versions of Naturalist evolutionism: neo-Darwinism, punctuated equilibrium, and panspermia, the notion that life was seeded on Earth by highly evolved beings either from another planet, or from another dimension. The latter two versions are favored by powerful Transnational Progressive New Age occult insiders such as Marilyn Ferguson, Robert Muller and Barbara Marx Hubbard as well as by channeling cults who are excitedly 'receiving revelations' from discarnate entities calling themselves the Space Brothers, the Council of Nine, Transcended Masters, and more recently, the ancient Ennead of Egypt.

Linda Kimball, Pharyngula 26 Comments [2/25/2010 9:27:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Tolpuddle Martyr

Quote# 70787

Much alien activity has been reported as being located below
Twin Peaks, SE of Salt Lake City. On the north slope of the
Peaks is Big Cottonwood Canyon. Reports suggest a huge base
under the canyon was once controlled by "Blondes" tied-in with
the Mt. Shasta system, but that this may have since been
infiltrated by Grays and human (mind-controlled) collaborators.
Officially the Telosians are supposed to be at odds with the
Grays. The crown princess of Telos, Sharula, was reportedly
told by Adama - the spiritual leader of the Melchizedek lodge
there that the Grays are being asked to leave the planet, BY
FORCE if necessary. The last Gray stronghold that is to be
taken care of is the one near Los Alamos, N.M., which is the
eastern segment of the Dulce Hub or Terminal which branches out
for hundreds of miles in all directions (like the Panamint base,
the Archuleta base is said to be approximately the size of
Manhattan this is not including the "extension" bases tied-in to
Dulce). If there are still "Telosians" below the Twin Peaks
area who are working WITH the Grays, they are doing so in direct
opposition to official Telosian policy. On the south sidis writer
lived as a child.

Branton, Illuminati News 37 Comments [2/25/2010 8:23:01 AM]
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Quote# 70899

Guess who’s coming to dinner at the White House? Mongrel hordes of jungle communists… that’s who! It’s been a long time coming baby, but now the mantra of racial equality is coming home to roost. The propaganda began in earnest several years ago with the popular hit TV series ‘24’ with Kiefer Sutherland playing a counter-terrorist swashbuckler who saved the life of President Palmer… a negro with the kind of leadership that would have made Nimrod proud. However, he was assassinated at the end of the season. If that wasn’t enough post hypnotic suggestion, the jewish producers had Palmer’s brother as the next black commander-in-chief. It’s a perfect set up for Americans to be pre-conditioned to accept the very idea of a negro president.

Pastor Mark Downey, Kinsman Redeemer Ministries 29 Comments [2/21/2010 12:32:54 PM]
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Submitted By: M.M.

Quote# 70406

(SETI) These guys are a joke. They use radio waves to search for ET life ! Think about ET races so advanced they can whizz around using inter stella transportation, manipulating gravity, time, space, inter dimensional travel and we earthling think that they are listing to the bloody radio, on am ? Get real ! The fact is and anyone who studies exopolitics knows that the earth has been visited for eons by ET, they have bases on earth, they have made contact with governments and the big hitter is that they even genetically created humans as a labour force (Zecharia Sitchins translation of the Sumerian tablets) it is not a secret, the information is available if you want to find it. The point is government employs stooges to kid us on that ET does not exist and we are desperately searching for other life, when the fact is they do exist, lots of them, some say running the show here. Wouldnt surprise me, I only see total disregard for human life on earth !

John, Daily Mail 28 Comments [2/19/2010 2:43:36 PM]
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Quote# 70676

Dearest brothers and sisters,

Wormwood, more commonly known as planet X is fast approaching. It is less than 3 years out. The Russians just launched a rocket at it, but we all know this is nothing to the Hand of ALmighty.

This planet, which is the size of Jupiter is causing global warming. It is also, causing other serious damage to our planet.

It brings with it, it's own gravitational pull, that WILL, change the rotation of our planet, and cause the winds to stop, the waters to stop, and the leaves to be still.
This will last 3 days. Then as the earths rotation changes direction, as the X falls in behind the sun, the water in your toilets will flush exactly opposite. The rivers will flow opposite. The quakes will be unimaginable, and like birthpangs will increase until the son of perdition is come.

The sop, a/c, maitreya is to arrive at this time. Perhaps on a meteor or some other heavenly body, but his advent is nigh.


Almighty's Humble Servant, CF 53 Comments [2/19/2010 12:36:16 AM]
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Submitted By: EnemyPartyII

Quote# 70586

The germ theory of disease is a foolish hoax created by Louis Pasteur. It is a notion of nonsense that has confused millions of people and made billions for the pharmaceuticals with vaccines and tens of thousands of drugs or over-the-counter preparations. If one person in society should die of a “contagious disease,” the whole world population would expire.

Well, what about the flu epidemic shortly after World War I that killed 80 million people worldwide? According to the germ theory of disease, this flu should have killed everyone on earth. Of course, it didn’t and some people died in the same household where others did not. Why did this so-called “infectious disease” not infect the entire world population?

The answer is that disease is born of us and in us. If our immune system is strong and healthy, we could sleep with people dying with “contagious disease” and never even get sick. What a relief this is to know, but how difficult it is to get people to believe!

The germ theory of disease is nothing in the world but a commercial enterprise.

Disease comes from within. When the body is overly fatigued with excess stress, toxins and malnutrition, there is a breakdown of immunity.

A person’s nutritional status and hydration level is the prime determinant of health. Disease comes from within!

Bob Livingston , Personal Liberty Digest 43 Comments [2/18/2010 11:55:13 PM]
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Quote# 70038

As already noted, they steal our sovereignty by tricking us into contracts. Even though the UCC itself instantly voids any contract that isn't blessing all parties involved with "full disclosure of all terms & conditions." Ah, but if you know that you weren't fully assessed of the terms & conditions, the court will void that contract!

For example, your Birth Certificate; Did anyone tell your parents that the registration process for that Birth Certificate contracts their newborn child as chattel property to the state? No, most likely, someone on the hospital staff (not a legal representative, no less, so the contract is grossly misrepresented) shoved a bunch of paperwork into their faces & said, "you gotta fill these out." So, if you were to file & record (legal affidavit will suffice) the same birth-info into county (where you were born) Hall of Records, you could have your Birth-Registration nulled as if it were never valid in the first place...Which is what the UCC upholds. But, with a Record of Live Birth filed, you still retain all of the Rights Under Law that you were born with!

For another example, in America, no zip code is required on an envelope for the Post Office to deliver the mail...It's strictly voluntary! What that zip code really does is puts your home into Federal Jurisdiction...Fed Agencies, such as the IRS use those codes, but not to deliver mail! So, if you get any mail from a federal agency & it has the zip code on it, don't open it. Just send it back with the phrase "Address not in federal jurisdiction. No Zip Code is required. See Domestic Mail Services Regulations, Section 122.32." Accepting that mail & opening it constitutes entering into contract with the office/agency that sent it & establishes you as a 14th Amendment Citizen of the District of Colombia. Boy, just to cover your own butt, you gotta use a bullet-proof force field!

MidnightDStroyer, Above Top Secret 26 Comments [2/18/2010 10:43:56 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 70307

It's June 12,2008 and where I live, in Southeast Washington State, the sun now sets in the NORTH, while it used to set in the WEST. It's not tracking as it used to at all, and neither is the moon. My wife and I have been watching these changes for about two years now, and MANY people we talk to around here are asking why this is happening. The only logical explanation is that the earth's tilt is shifting. I don't know what makes you actually believe that the governments of the world cannot stifle the news media, or are you really that naive? All they have to do is say that it is a matter of National Security, and it's done. If you honestly can't see the changes in the locations of the constellations, the sun track and the moon track, then please visit your vision expert. Wake up, kids, something big IS happening. We humans have never seen it happen before, so how do we know how it's supposed to look? I happen to think that a sudden rash of volcano eruptions and earthquakes is significant, especially when it is accompanied by a reported shift in the earth's axis. Has NOBODY ever heard of the HAB theory? Listen, stick your head in the sand if you want, it's perfectly OK with me, but when the sun starts to suddenly change what it's been doing since the day I was born, I pay attention.

Marty, Daily Common Sense 31 Comments [2/15/2010 9:45:56 PM]
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Quote# 70234

(According to the site author, Jimi Hendrix was a psychic and clairvoyant, apparently)

Official scientific research from the U.S. government confirms that some people can "remote view" (e.s.p. - extra sensory perception). Our theory is that e.s.p. is a brain mutation in our species, but it's an ability evolved by all living planets as a defense against asteroid impacts, the colliding "predators" of planets. To alert us to the movements of space rocks aimed at the planet, evolution intends our perceptions to expand towards capacity to "sense" our solar environment. Rocks on paths that disturb the gravity fields of planets trigger "signals" through space. These gravity disturbances register in our brains as thoughts, dreams, melodies, equations, apparitions, premonitions, etc. We are all today becoming aware of how thought and perception itself is dedicated and destined to ultimately shield the planet from impacts. The course of biological evolution is specifically aimed to enable this symbiotic planetary "self-defense" capability in species such as humans.

Jimi Hendrix is the key figure and example for this theory. Hendrix was obsessed with visions of gamma blasts and asteroid impact, his life symbolizes the surfacing of this e.s.p. trait, "Rock", into modern consciousness. The first "Rock/Star" = "Asteroid/Comet/Gamma Burst" - the surfacing of impact awareness through his loud sounds of explosions and explicit verbal warnings about the Rock. All living planets eventually incarnate a version of Jimi - an unprecedented integration of systems and vision, the ultimate insights that intelligent species are evolved towards.

Our insights and theory are based on scientific research and explained in the book Rock Prophecy (Rock = Asteroid).

We're completing a film that presents the evidence.

prophetjimi, Rock Prophecy 38 Comments [2/14/2010 8:19:08 PM]
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Quote# 70405

According to some sources on the internet there is inteligent life on both Saturn and Jupiter. The Galactic Council sits in the saturn belt.

There are also sites that say that earth was populated by humans from different planets after the time of the Neanderthals, ie: Not evolution at all, we didn't rise from monkeys, we were made as we were and brought here to replace the Neanderthals who were 2nd density beings.

As we are 3rd density beings we will only ever be able to witness 3rd density beings on other planets... who frankly will be as dangerous as the majority of the human population and probably just as intent on blowing themselves up anyway.

The remainder of the planets are populated by beings we cannot see and never will see from our perspective, just as we will never hear all a dog hears as it is not in our range.

Interesting if they do find a 3rd density planet with life on, as it should finally shut up the blinkered brigade and the Bible bashers!

MH, Daily Mail 35 Comments [2/13/2010 3:01:27 PM]
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Quote# 70192

THE LIKELY SCENARIO WITH HAITI IS EITHER:

1. THE NWO IS IMPLEMENTING A TEST RUN ON THE EFFECTS OF A STARVING POPULATION, POVERTY, GANG DOMINATION OF THE STREETS AND HOW TO MOST EFFICIENTLY CONTROL IT AND ESTABLISH A ‘SAVIOUR’ GOVERNMENT WHILE KEEPING THE POPULATION POOR AND ACQUIESCENT.

THIS TEST IS CONDUCTED WITH THE FUTURE ENSLAVEMENT OF THE WESTERN NATIONS AND THE WORLD IN MIND. THE MIDDLE EAST IS NOT THE IDEAL TEST AS THEY HAVE RELIGIOUS LAW AND THEY HAVE AN ESTABLISHED MILITIA EXPERIENCED IN FIGHTING WESTERN MILITARY, THE NWO WANT A NATION MORE REPRESENTATIVE OF A POOR, LAWLESS, CONTROLLABLE DESPERATE PEOPLE, WHICH IS WHAT WESTERN NATIONS WILL BECOME.

OR 2. THE EARTHQUAKE WAS PURELY A PR DIVERSION WHERE THE WORLD CAN SEE THE US MILITARY HELPING IN TIMES OF NEED AS MORE PEOPLE ARE WAKING UP TO 911, THE GLOBAL WARMING SCAM, THE CREDIT CRISIS HEIST AND THE REST OF THE ATROCITIES. IT’S AMUSING HOW CELEBRITIES EITHER DIE OR COMMIT ADULTERY IN POLITICALLY TURBULENT TIMES, DIVERSION IS THE NAME OF THE GAME.

THE EARTHQUAKES WERE CAUSED BY HAARP, IT’S A SIMPLE MATTER OF BOMBARDING THE IONOSPHERE WITH POWERFUL HF RADIOWAVES, THE IONOSPHERE THEN REFLECTS THE RADIATION IN THE FORM OF EXTREMELY LOW FREQUENCY RADIATION THAT RESONATES IN THE EARTH’S CRUST AND IF THERE’S A FAULT WHERE PRESSURE HAS BUILT UP, AN EARTHQUAKE RESULTS.

Sabretruthtiger, InfoWars 33 Comments [2/12/2010 9:26:23 PM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter

Quote# 70044

You're an admitted victim of the? propaganda campaign aimed and instilling guilt amongst Whites, to feel bad for things that either didn't happen, are completely exaggerated and that you had no involvement in whatsoever. Grow up.

The liar, hypocrite, plagiarist, womanizer and communist sympathizer we all know as Martin Luther King. He was recorded the day before his assassination by the FBI saying the following "I'm not a negro tonight!" and "I'm fucking for God!"

FinnishM91, YouTube 14 Comments [2/12/2010 9:22:13 PM]
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Quote# 69912

No, I’m not talking about the mere aura of scandal, the prospect that some of the smell coming off of ACORN might cling to the general run of Democratic politicians. That’s not going to happen, not while most of the mainstream media seems ever more intent on operating as an unpaid auxiliary for the Democratic National Committee. No stench will be allowed to adhere, not even if the stalwart partisans of the Fourth Estate have to lick it off with their own tongues. No, the real problem is this: ACORN was the linchpin of the Democratic electoral-fraud machine. Without it, the party’s position going into the next round of elections may be seriously weakened.

Eric S. Raymond, http://esr.ibiblio.org/ 6 Comments [2/12/2010 9:20:59 PM]
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Submitted By: The WHAM Burglar

Quote# 70251

HARRP has everything to do with Haiti.


Everyone knows Earthquakes can be detected days before the actual tremors. You you think? a Level 7 (cataclysmic) Earthquake wouldn't be detected?


1 Word..... Population Control

AccountManager25, Youtube 22 Comments [2/12/2010 11:40:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Space Helicopter

Quote# 70100

Bill Clinton was/is a politician without real principles. He will do whatever it takes to stay in office. Obama is different, he is a genuine hardcore Marxist who wont change his tune just to stay in office. Obamas objective is to do as much damage to the evil capitalist economy so he and his friends can rebuild America from the ruins after they are done Cloward-Pivening it to the point that losing seats in Congress wont matter. Its like a kamikazee putting the passenger jet into a nose dive and handing the controls over to a real pilot; but the problem is that no matter what the pilot tries to do he cant save the plane.

Darryl Revok, Moonbattery 16 Comments [2/11/2010 12:12:25 AM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 70088

I truly believe, and its just my belief, that just like the "human offerings" on 9/11,
that the powers that be have to offer much blood and suffering to Satan in order to have the help needed to change the world and move onto the NWO.

These Satanic rituals, have to be very large in numbers in order to please, their god, SATAN. After all what is happening in this world, and in this country is very evil and they are "offerings" to ensure we continue in the path to destruction.

I dont quote bible verses because i really dont know the bible that much, but my gut tells me this makes perfect sense.

HAARP has a hand in what we call "nature"- the Frankenstein running not for the good of the World, but for evil purposes.

I am not saying this latest Haitian earthquake was done by HAARP, it could have been the hand of the real God. However; I am leaning more to the side that tells me that we are creating more and more chaos around the world in exchange for POWER of a few on this Earth.

dgtempe, Above Top Secret 30 Comments [2/6/2010 10:09:16 AM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 69995

Either you guys are still too naive, or I'm too cynical to believe that honest elections (or Democrats leaving office graciously at all) will ever happen anymore.

From this day forward, every Democrat will be ACORNed into office whether they win the vote or not.

You think we were screwed over in November 2008? You ain't seen nothin' yet.

I hope to God I'm wrong, but I get a bad feeling that I'm not...

Nunya, Moonbattery 27 Comments [2/1/2010 4:02:20 PM]
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Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 69901

Since most on here think I'm crazy, I'm going to propose a different theory.
We've been arguing on the forum about the possibility of a civil war here. Well, I've been thinking about it and I don't think there'll be one. Reason why, I don't think there'll be anybody left alive to have one. I got a couple of pieces of new information. Did you know that the U.S. Army has got their biggest recruting offices and basic training facilities in Mexico? They're training those troops for riot control in the U.S. This is in addition to increasing the U.S. forces to one million. That's more troops than we had in WW2. Then I read that Russia has enough deep underground cities to hold 85% of their population. That's 255 million people. China has been digging, too. They can put another 200 million or so underground. The U.S. has not been making any for the general population, just for the politicians and the rich folks. Here's what I think. I think this whole thing is a Communist plot to take over the world. Obama and his bunch call themselves 'socialists' but that means Communist. They want to save about 500,000 folks to be slaves and tend the crops and do all the labor in the world. Common sense says they're not going to want slaves that are apt to cause trouble. That means they're going to pick their slaves from people who are already slaves and used to it. Russians and Chinese have been slaves for hundreds of years and never rebelled. They sure don't want whites or blacks, they fight all the time. I think they plan on moving their slaves underground and then wiping out everybody on the surface, 100%. They're going to turn loose a plague or a series of them, starting with the swine flu, maybe Ebola Fever, and Anthrax. They'll use those foreign troops for riot control but they'll die, too. All of ours will, too. They'll stay hid out for a year or so, till the plagues are finished and come out and start their New World Order. Makes sense to me. KennyB

KennyB, Unexplained-Mysteries 44 Comments [2/1/2010 1:38:37 PM]
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Submitted By: Russell