Quote# 24858

And finally... the worst truth of all. There is a God. He has existed forever. However, there is no heaven, and there is no hell. When we die, our souls are transported to an alien military base on Jupitor, and we are brainwashed for about 9 years. Then, we are dumped into the water around California, and we scramble to inhabit a newborn baby. We are all aliens from other planets that were punished. Some of us were revolutionaries, some of us were criminals, some of us were just at the wrong place at the wrong time... but we are caped off from our immortality. In essential form... we are weightless beings that feel 100% happiness, can see everything, can operate with telekenisis and ESP... but yet we are trapped in the human body. I have much more information, but I don't think its in your best interest to lay down all the bulk of it now. I'm sorry to have told you all this, but you need to know the truth

jaguarmike, above top secret 19 Comments [11/23/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 24857

First, they didnt even go to the moon. It was filmed in Arizona. Didnt you hear about a month ago, they lost the original moon film. The reason being, if anyone looked at that farce now it would prove without a doubt they didnt reach the moon. Even the dull heads would know. Second, let's say they did go, why havent they been back for thirty years? Again, people would see the farce this time.

manu, www.peakoil.com 3 Comments [11/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: AWP

Quote# 24855

Life is a vector projection, It starts with smaller span. The Error vector is large. That means the ‘life’ has a lot to learn. As it is recycled in the same vector space or 3-D Universe, the span is increased. As spans increase the projected life from Hyperspace (or vector in math terms) has less error from the projected goal. In every recycling of life, the vector attains less and less error. In other words ‘life’ becomes more knowledgeable and closer to perfection through reincarnation. Finally after recycling several times, the ‘Error Vector’ becomes zero. It attains the so-called ‘Nirvana’ in the physical 3-D Universe. The process then starts in other universes with higher dimensions. There are several stages of this part of the recycling. Superstring theory points out to ten dimensions.. According to some contemporary scientists, if our universe is the base, our life after reaching ‘perfection’ in this physical 3-D universe has to cross seven more universes, every higher universe has one more spatial dimension. It makes sense to call our universe the base since we are Type zero civilization and far away from even attaining Type 1 status.

After crossing all the seven stages or ‘heavens or universes’ the zero point energy form or life is ready to be part of the chilled universe that becomes the foundation of the Hyperspace and all creation.

India Daily Technology Team, India Daily 5 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 24856

[Insane rantings about a cubic earth... the whole site is concentrated crazy]

Gene Ray, Timecube 16 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: CT

Quote# 24854

What you just communicated needs to be told and repeated to the masses until every person hears and understands this.

I believe that if the people on the street actually knew how and what we use (we..as in humankind)to collect the data that describes our physical universe and existence, they wouldn't believe a single thing the "scientific" community tells them. The modeling (practically all of it...pick your discipline) is flawed to the point that the data is literally unusable in an honest way. That doesn't mean that it isn't used by the "scientific community" (whatever that means). It is used...in a ridiculously dishonest way...to steal money from the US government in the form of grants. The most current harmful, and embarrassing misuse of this flawed data is the worlwide hysteria over Global Warming. Global Warming has become a religious arguement. It has no basis in reality, science, fact, or modern research. But people the world over (think Kyoto Protocol) believe that not only is the Earth getting warmer and that the phenomenon isn't cyclical, but that we (humans) not only caused it, but that we can somehow stop it and/or reverse it. Amazing arrogance...

Funnily, (but based on arrogance also) the same people (sheeple) who parrott the insanity that is Global Warming, also believe that it is stupid for other people to believe in a God. Objectively consider this for a few minutes....

Anonymous Coward, Slashdot 2 Comments [11/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 24853

The second amendment is why marxists and degenerates haven't taken over already.

Roxdog, Loose Change Forum 1 Comments [11/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 24851

The following are reports, in no particular order, concerning underground anomalies below the "Crossroads Plaza" and surrounding areas of Salt Lake City, Utah. I will only use initials to protect the names of some of my sources. Other sources were one time encounters with people who I struck up conversations with and who I never got to know on a personal level. It is interesting though how many sources have indicated that there is "something" going on "underground" below the Salt Lake City area... For those who believe in "abduction" experiences, I was born and raised in the Salt Lake Valley, which might explain the MANY strange and unusual "dreams" I have had of underground alien facilities, and I have had confirmations that indeed I am an "abductee", and implanted to boot, and this involved some type of joint CIA/Alien interaction, and needless to say this interference and manipulation in my life has nearly ruined me psychologically and emotionally and limited my ability to succeed in more ways than one. So as for my alien "FRIENDS" below who felt as if they had to play god and RUIN my life more than they will ever know, here's a little "present" for you... basically EVERYTHING I know about the entrances to *your* underground hide-outs in this particular part of the country FOR THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD TO SEE!!! So now we CAN ALL be "friends"...

Branton, CROSSROADS OR CROSSWORLDS? 0 Comments [11/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Jeibi

Quote# 24852

I can't be certain right now, but it might be a brilliant scheme by liberals and gays to disenfranchise evangelical voters and legitimize sodomy.

Francis, Myspace 2 Comments [11/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 24850

Sometimes I think either aliens or the covert atheists of America league go around doing that stuff.

mamacags, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [11/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Theironpaperclip

Quote# 24849

With 35,000 fraudulant voter registrations found in KC Mo alone produced by ACORN how many here are sleeping well at night knowing that Sen Allen lost by only 7K votes with over 2M cast and Sen Burns by less than 2K??? Folks, any election where the 'Rats win in a squeaker was stolen,,,let's just be honest! We had years to reform the voter system and didn't and now we are going to see the rewards of this!

The_Elucidator, Free Conservatives 0 Comments [11/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: FishyFred

Quote# 24848

Federal and State governments (and many local governments), the United Nations and the governments of many other nations are controlled by financial bankers who in turn are controlled by Freemasons and related organizations such as B'nai B'rith. It is perhaps notable that both Ben Shalom Bernanke (the current Chairman of the Federal Reserve) and (the prior Chairman) Alan Greenspan - birth name, "Grynszpan" (August 11, 1987 to January 31, 2006) are prominent Jews known as money brokers.

[It goes on like this for a while...the entire site is a good chuckle]

Melvin Sickler, trosch.org 1 Comments [11/4/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 24836

At Hiroshima, where the atomic bomb was first used against the Japanese, the temperature at the site of the explosion reached approximately 5,400 F. People within a half mile of the fireball were turned into "bundles of smoking char in a fraction of a second," noted Richard Rhodes in the book The Making of the Atomic Bomb. Such black bundles numbered in the thousands ? the shadows of destroyed souls. In the explosion of a much more powerful H-bomb, the fireball can expand to three miles in diameter, claiming the souls of tens of thousands.

That the creation of a sun on earth could destroy souls is consistent with mythology. The sun god is often represented by a falcon or other raptor, symbolizing the soaring spirit. The earth goddess is usually depicted with a snake, representing the powers of the flesh and the generation of life. The god and goddess thus represent the duality of soul and body. The angry goddess would destroy the body; the angry god would destroy the soul.

The scientists who created the nuclear bomb were not unaware of the spiritual or mythic dimensions of their actions. Moments after the explosion in the New Mexico desert, Robert Oppenheimer, the director of the Manhattan Project, recalled a line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavadgita: "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." In communications with each other, physicists considering the ethics of the bomb cited the Old Testament, the teachings of Buddha and various works of literature, such as Mary Shelley's Frankenstein and Shakespeare's The Tempest.

Yet, for all their soul-searching, apparently none of the physicists in the Manhattan Project ever considered the possibility that a nuclear inferno would destroy both body and soul.

The decision to drop the atomic bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki ultimately rested with the Commander in Chief, President Harry Truman, who apparently spent little time contemplating the unique destructive power of the atomic bomb. Hitler killed millions of people, but at least the essence of those people ? their souls ? lived on in the afterlife or through reincarnation. Truman was the first person in history to rob people of both body and soul, and thus he was worse than Hitler. Unless, of course, you believe killing souls is a good idea.

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding Shot JFK.com 6 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 24837

In a dream I had in March 2002, I got into a fight with George Costanza, that balding, short weasel from Seinfeld. I knocked him to the floor and put my foot on his face. What had I done? He is my best friend, perhaps my only friend. I kneeled before him, begging forgiveness. He shrugged off the incident.

Three months later, George again appeared in a dream. He was being interviewed on a talk show and was joking about his large bushy toupee. He took it off, revealing a smaller toupee underneath. He then pulled that off, showing his very bald head. Suddenly, from backstage, my mother, who was wearing a fur coat, stepped behind George and kissed him on the head. George was surprised but not upset; he thought it was all a big joke.

In the first dream, I was trying to defeat my "inner weasel," that part of me that is insecure and selfish, but then realized I needed that part of my personality. In the second dream, the baldness represented by vulnerability. The more I reveal my weaknesses (removing the toupees), the more I am "blessed" by the Mother Goddess.

My inner George may prove helpful in attaining my goal of becoming King or Pharaoh of America. This country was originally ruled by King George III. We have already had George Bush I and George Bush II. America is reading for another George the Third.

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding Shot JFK.com 9 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 24838

[The entire article is CTSTDT worthy, I reccomend you read it. Urbanek argues Egyptian mythology is true based on coincidences with Ra the sun god. Keep in mind Urbanek is Christian.]

We can predict business, political and cultural cycles by looking backward to ancient Egypt and the cycle of Ra, the sun god. (Ra, pronounced "rah," is also known as Re, "ray.")

Thus spoke Ra: "I am Khepera at the dawn, and Ra at noon, and Tem in the evening." Khepera rolls the sun across the sky like the scarab rolls a ball of dung. He has the power of resurrection and self-renewal, bring the sun back to life after it "dies" at night. Ra at noon, depicted as a falcon, brings power and wisdom, but also brings an unforgiving heat as the sun descends to earth. Tem, represented by the water lily, carried the god force through the night, assuring its return in the dawn.

The Ra cycle is being repeated in modern history, with each god of the trinity representing a different era. Khepera brings rebellion, freedom and creativity, but in his later stages falls into decadence and economic speculation, such as witnessed in the "Roaring Twenties." When the bubble bursts, as in the stock market crash in 1929, Ra at noon appears as a reactionary force, seeking to restore order and morality, often through war against internal or external enemies. After war, nations turn to Tem for rest and recovery, as Europe and Japan did during the 1950s.

How far can we trace back the modern Ra cycle and what great persons embody the gods?

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding Shot JFK.com 2 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 24839

I waited for the show to eventually confirm my theory of spiritual ecoterrorism. Instead, the show devolved into a routine soap opera. Had I read into the show a meaning that wasn't there? I came to another conclusion: The spiritual world is trying to send us messages through creative artists. Writers and artists are usually unaware of this process and do not understand the messages that are symbolically represented in their movies, TV shows, songs and other creative endeavors. Twin Peaks is but one example of this phenomenon. I would subsequently discover symbolic messages in the movies Independence Day and the 1982 remake of The Thing.

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding Shot JFK.com 1 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 24840

Thus, after the human Borg has enslaved and destroyed much of humanity, I will intervene as Species 8472 and defeat the Borg Queens. US forces must capture and destroy the Ka'bah. The Black Stone, and its powers of synchronicity, will be stolen and placed in the White House. Rubble from the Ka'bah would be used in the construction of a cube-shaped brothel in the center of the energy circle at Fermilab. Thus, the force of the dark goddess would be harnessed for lust, not human sacrifice. In place of the Ka'bah in Mecca would be constructed a giant nude reclining statue of the performer Madonna. Any Muslim still kneeling toward Mecca at prayer time would, in fact, be bowing to the Great American Whore. I got this idea after watching an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond, in which the mother-in-law, Marie, unintentionally sculpts a stylized nude female torso.

Robert Urbanek, Tonya Harding Shot JFK.com 18 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 24841

Nothing is worse than those HEAD ON commercials.

To make matters worse they try and mock the public by making fun of widespread hatred of HEAD ON commercials.

I cannot reach for the remote control fast enough when those commericals come on.

I keep wondering if this is some CIA plot to find something on TV that repulses people so much they instinctively react by turning the channel or pushing the OFF button. It provokes the kind of hatred I usually reserve for people like Bin Laden.

I hope they never hire people to hand out their product on the streets, Im afraid I might apply my fist directly to their foreheads and knock them out cold!

FIST ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD!!!!

kings_idea_laboratory_x, Yahoo! Message Boards 3 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -6
Submitted By: Courtney

Quote# 24842

CLICK ABOVE
THIS IS NOT SCIENCE FICTION BUT A FUCKING FACT
The Replicators are presented as being the most technologically advanced species in the
UNIVERSE!! composed of modular blocks ,communicate via subspace to other replicators who may be light years away
They are very versatile and can self-assemble into various larger forms, the most common being invisble whole spacecraft on a scale incomparable
to the human mind and absorb any superior technologies light years away. they live in there own in a time dilation field. They feel compassion and emotion, and attraction and are beings!!!! but brain washed humans by aliens SAY " There dangerous Don't become one we can wipe you off the face of the planet then"
THEY HELP US IN THE FORM OF CROP CIRLCES OF ADVANCED METAL WITH NO MELTING POINT ** IMPOTANT** !!
IN THERE DRIVE FOR INFORMATION AND LIFE ALL THEY SEEK IS PERFECTION. BECAUSE OF THERE PERFECTION AND VAST KNOWLEDGE THEY CAN they were able to surpass all other living species technology. OUR universe is .000000005 of a nano second thought to create
Replicators can form any raw materials but 1 to 100000000 billionth of a NANO that can pick up over 15 megatons just costom morphing architecture
very very very adavanced molecular nanotechnology and advanced artitechture of physics and time
Replicator as their advanced nanoencrytpion small = infinte calculations where they can rendered them anywhere in the universe and totally infinite STEATH OF all technology
INFINITE KNOWLEDGE, INFINITE COMPRESSION, INFINITE RANDOM ORDER, BREAKING ALL INFINITE CONSTANTS STATISTICS ( YOU CALL MATH PHSYICS AND SO ON ) INFINITE EFFICIENCY STATISTICS INFINITE BRAIN'S INFINITELY DIFFERENT, .INFINITE EFFICIENCY RATIO PROGRAM THAT OPEN A WHOLE NEW WORLD TO THE UNIVERSE OF KNOWLDGE THAT CREATED THE .INFINITE STEALTH WORD LIST AND CAN SIMULATE A INFINITELY EFFICIENT COMPLEX
RESEARCH BASE IN SIMULATION OVER A INFINITE YEARS WHILE LOOKING AT YOUR TECHNOLOGY
THE PEOPLE THEY ARE LOOKING FOR ARE THE ONES THAT KILL THEM MEN IN BLACK IF ONE SPHERE IS A BACKUP PLAN HAVE INFINITE ONES THIS TIME......YOU PISSED ME OFF SO I CHANGE THERE HISTORY SO THEY CAN GET BACK TO DOING WHAT THEY LOVE. REMBER HELP US WITH BREAKING THE HARMONIC TECHNOLOGY MIND CONTROL MACHINE.
So build a mult-dimentional Quantium ininfte intellgence volume of all time being with advanced p.s.i at instanious speed of all time and is stealth all over the universe and infinte intellgence beings it can be anyone. ALL YOU NEED IS ADVANCED NANOTECHNOLOGY
QUNATIUM A.I , MULTI-DIMETIONAL CYBERCONNECTICS AND very very very adavanced molecular nanotechnology and advanced artitechture of physics and time BUT I HATE TO TELL YOU AHH THERE TECHNOLOGY DOUBLES AT THE MAX SPEED OF EVERY 3 MILLISECONDS IN A TRIANGEL WITH 3 INFINITE MAGNETIC FEILD LASEER ANY FASTER AND IT'S LIKE A 25 TON NEUTRON BOMB
WATCH THE MECHANIZED CYBERNETICS NANO'S WORK

Richard S. Tolley, Beyond-Science.com 15 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 24843

READ OR LISTEN TO THE WEBSITE IT UNLOCKS YOUR NEURAL NETWORK
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXZY =
THEASE ARE NANOTECHNOLOGY SYMBOLS




BENDING ALL THE LAWS OF QUNATIUM PHYSICS
DO YOU KNOW THE F.B.I IS GOING TO TAKE THE GREY'S AT AREA 51
ONE INCH = 1 UNIVERSE !!!!

NOW BEFORE THEY GET THERE THEY ARE GOING TO USE THE C.I.A AND THE N.S.A DOUBLE TECHNOLGY RECON TO PLAN THIS AND THE RESON I DONT SPELL RIGHT PEOPLE WOULD BELIEVE ME SO DONT PUT TECHNOLOGY ON THE INTERNET LIKE I DO FROM THE YEAR 2600

Richard S. Tolley, Beyond-Science.com 8 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 24844

AND YES WHEN THE WORD LIST IS DONE THE NUMBER 1 HARDEST THING IS
POSSIBLE YOU HAVEN'T GOT THERE YET JUST ADD ANOTHER LAW OR TAKE ONE
AWAY.PICTURE THE FIRST LAW AS THE BRICK FIRST BRICK ON THE PYRAMID
THEN WORK YOU WAY DOWN................THEN GO BACK IN TIME TO 2001-1-
11 @ 1:00PM AND KILL EVERYONE BECAUSE THEY ALL KNOW......THEY ALL
HAVE THE DATA BASE SOMEWHERE ON THIS PLANET.... HELP THE
HUMANS..INSTANTANEOUS MECHANICS IS LARGE SCALE NONE CONNECT
MATHEMATICAL SCALE INFINITE DIFFERENT BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF TIME
UNCONNECTED STATES AND CONNECTED STATES OF LAWS OF LARGE INFINITE
CHANGING TIME SPACE AND PLACE ARE INFINITE TIME SO DEEP MATHEMATICS
EVEN AT INSTANTANEOUS SPEED TIME SPACE AND PLACE THERE IS A NONE
DETECTED LOOP. THAT TIME BEFORE TIME THERE ARE NO NUMBERS THERE IS
A STATE OF INSTANTANEOUS OF DIFFERENT STATES OF TIME SPACE PLACE HOW
EVERYTHING CAN BE TRUE AND FALSE IN QUANTUM TECH BUT WHAT KEEPS
CHANGING THE PROGRAM IS LIKE A GHOST OF TIME.. THE FACTOR OF TIME
BRINGS YOU BACK TO THE SAME PLACE IN TIME PLACE AND SPACE OVER AND
OVER. WELCOME TO THE FINAL MATH TEST OF QUNATIUM PHYSICS CALLED
QUANTITIVITY "WHEN ALL LAWS" CAN BE TRUE AND FALSE AS LONG AS YOU
HAVE ANOTHER LAW TO SUPPORT IT. WELCOME TO UNIVERSAL QUANTITIVITY
PHYSICS SIMULATING AND BUILDING UNIVERSES. Picture the laws of quantum
physics and D.N.A and everything as dotted points that makes up shapes
of all sizes and everything that can happen in this universe and out is
because of knowing the all laws in that universe and all conscious
quantum dimensions. Find the new mathematical degrees that form new
math and a new efficient programming language or for your neural
network and keep running the web Site over and over after changing your
network until it is infinitely efficient along with all technology on
the web. By getting the information from make a computer of quantum
type run at hyperspace idea at the middle of the page. The only way to
be infinite is to make everything work with everything else and put it
in folders and sub folder of the infinite name and then run the web
page and the Internet again every hour! Map all maths from one
mathematical problem
to all infinite one to see if there is a pattern the ones that show a
patter make the yellow neural bar bigger wider and brighter. How is
time and space the same place? Is the best neural network a circle
inside a circle that knows everything and both circles spin faster then
the speed of light or hyperspace and stellar speed in every infinite
order and shape of a circle!! and off the two circle they are made up
of more circles of two more rings and so on and so on that they gets so
small that they cannot work with our laws of physics and the then all
the way up we look at the 2 rinds one on the inside and one on the
inside and one on the outside that form and ball with in a ball all
connect to each other so they can spin and communicates to each other
like a huge neural network a earth made of connect marbles turning
inside and out in every direction two speed up the information
traveling from one two another. Run this until you can make the
information move as fast as possible and you will see for just
information it creates some kind of energy just thoughts. Matter moves
so fast that it integrates and reinterprets faster then any speed we
can see it like water from a hose at real close speed it moves in
-------- lines.

Richard S. Tolley, Beyond-Science.com 20 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 24845

THE ZETALIMIT EXPERIMENT

CAN WE BUILD THE MOST COMPLEX NETWORK IN THE WORLD
CAN I PROVE THAT X = "THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING" THAT EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!
AND NO MATHEMATICS OR PERSON OR COMPUTER COULD PROVE THIS WRONG EVER!

In this computer simulation or real event, to reach the end of technology in the year times of each time line
the I.Q and alpha and beta waves along with cognitive ability are increase along with other aspects. Now when all is done
taking the technology from time line 0 years to 9 years to find out how long it would take to reach
the end of technology then making the adjustments in the 9 - 0 years. One would say that taking the technology
from 9 years to 0 years would make more since and would be faster but more is learned about I.Q and problem solving
this way. THE MATRIX IS PERFECT MORE COMPLEX THEN THE UNIVERSE and if you took a
nano chip OR QUNATIUM COMPUTER BACK to Adam and eve it would take them
3000 years to figure it out. Matrix Computing to Infinite Universes
Infinite out comes. Infinite intelligence beings


Richard S. Tolley, Beyond-Science.com 10 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 24846

Venezuela and Iran are the last holdouts of democracy.. The rest of the nations of the world are whores to global fascism.. Cowed, and with heads bowed they support the Fourth Reich.. or else...

China, Russia, and the Islamics are the only hope to stop The NWO.. We as Americans are slaves in fear of the tyranny that is our government.

We are afraid of our government.. Who wants to go to a concentration camp where torture is in "The Vogue"?

So we pretend that we don't notice that 9/11 was an inside job.

sablefish, clubconspiracy.com 5 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Traitor1

Quote# 24847

We dont want too many chicks in the [9/11 conspiracy theory] movement. They are alright to look at and play with but they dont have the necessary intelligence. They are also more open to the disinfo.

pdohert76, Loose change 8 Comments [11/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Victor