Quote# 132427

First off Osama Bin Laden is DEAD. He was murdered back in 2007. He also worked 4 the CIA. The 9/11 attacks was an inside job by the U.S. Government. The 9-11 attacks was another way 2 bring forth the New World Order, which is one world wide government ruled by the antichrist. The people will have no freedoms or rights. They say 9-11 was attacked by angry muslims and they use the media 2 tell everyone in America that. Many americans were angered by this and many pushed 4 an invasion. The 9-11 attacks was just an excuse 2 invade Iraq and the nearby countries. Benazir Bhutto exposed the fact that Bin Laden was murdered in an interview and she herself was murdered a little after exposing that.

Hiei, Yahoo! Answers 0 Comments [10/2/2017 6:38:15 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 132423

Thanks to the liberals in crongress, we haven't been able to attack North Korea. We should've bombed them years ago and joined with South Korea to retake the island from the hands of the Soviet Union, but now they have neutron missiles capable of striking South Korea, Japan, Gum, Australia, Germany, Hawaii and the United States.

They also have neutron missiles pointed at Soul, the largest city in South Korea with over 20,000 people which they are holding hostage so that we don't attack them, but waiting has only made things worse. Far worse.

A lot of people think that sections of our big cities are the only things at risk if they decide to launch the nukes, but a single nuke could be used to destroy America as we know it...

I saw in the news today that North Korea has a weapon called an EMP which comes from detonating a neutron bomb in outer space. A single EMP from a neutron bomb would be enough to scatter across all the US and even though it doesn't kill anything, it destroys power grids.

Without power grids, there would be no way get food to everyone and we would all starve while Kim Jung-Un takes over South Korea and maybe even the North Pole and Japan.

At first, I was really scared that it would happen and my 3DS would be fried and Japan would stop making anime under Kim Jung-Un's rule, so I started crying really hard.

Then I watched a video where they set off EMPs on small electronics with the same voltage levels given by a neutron bomb and they were fine, so it turns out everything being fried was a myth and I stopped crying.

But then that same video said that anything plugged into the wall will still be fried and they did tests to prove it, so every time I charge my 3DS, a neutron bomb might fry it and I'm really scared.

I haven't been able to play it in days because I'm so scared to plug it in and have my New Leaf file fried, so I'm really bored and sad that Kim Jung-Un will probably destroy all the anime studios.

IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY IF HE WAS EATEN BY AN ANIME GIANTESS, LOL!

But even if I somehow save my 3DS, everything will still be destroyed without the power grids which really are fried under EMP voltage levels from nukes in the air. Everyone will starve and I won't be able to charge my 3DS anymore and I'll die of boredom.

Thanks to you liberals, I'm gonna lose my New Leaf save file and starve to death. Thanks a lot.

Peace! Save America!

RetroSpriteResources, https://retrospriteresources.deviantart.com/journal/How-we-may-all-die-707409782 9 Comments [10/2/2017 6:35:37 AM]
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Quote# 132420

We don’t believe the media when they talk about the President.

We shouldn’t believe anything they say about North Korea, either.

The current demonized leadership in North Korea is demonized with the same language used against the preceding leadership. That’s suspicious in itself.

Besides which, why criticize North Korea’s society when we tolerate Saudi Arabia’s treatment of women? Or Qatar’s society that has no elections? Or UAE’s?

Look at a map. They send rockets over Japan. Not over Tokyo. Over Japan. There is no other direction they can go and crash into the ocean. The US sends rockets over other countries all the time.

The whole thing is suspicious.

Owen, Free Republic 1 Comments [10/2/2017 6:30:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132411

Christianity was the ultimate product of religious syncretism in the ancient world. Its emergence owed nothing to a holy carpenter. There were many Jesuses but the fable was a cultural construct.

The nativity yarn is a concatenation of nonsense. The genealogies of Jesus, both Matthew's version and Luke's, are pious fiction. Nazareth did not exist in the 1st century AD – the area was a burial ground of rock-cut tombs.

With multiple authors behind the original gospel story it is no surprise that the figure of "Jesus" is a mess of contradictions. Yet the story is so thinly drawn that being a "good Christian" might mean almost anything.

The 12 disciples are as fictitious as their master, invented to legitimise the claims of the early churches. The original Mary was not a virgin, that idea was borrowed from pagan goddesses. The pagan world knew all about virgins getting pregnant by randy gods: The Mythical "Virgin Mother".

Scholars have known all this for more than 200 years but priestcraft is a highly profitable business and finances an industry of deceit to keep the show on the road.

"Jesus better documented than any other ancient figure"? Don't believe a word of it. Unlike the mythical Jesus, a real historical figure like Julius Caesar has a mass of mutually supporting evidence.

Kenneth Humphreys, JesusNeverExisted 7 Comments [10/2/2017 6:28:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132407

Elvis is alive. He is now Jesse. He has given me his full permission and approval for this website. He has honored me by choosing me to be his “voice”.

Linda Hood Sigmon, LindaHoodSigmonTruth.com 2 Comments [10/1/2017 11:10:44 AM]
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Submitted By: xavier

Quote# 132394

(This fundie is talking about the Shakespeare Authorship Question -- he thinks that the Earl of Oxford wrote Shakespeare's plays.)

Indeed, the cloth may have been offered simply to those listed by The Lord Chamberlain’s Men/ Kings Men as shareholders or players, since King James coming from Scotland most probably did not know the individuals at the time of his coronation.

The company most likely listed the name of Shakespeare as a player in order to protect the source of their plays. Edward, Earl of Oxford. Indeed this very Earl may have even occasionally acted in the company under the name William Shakespeare and made himself as he describes in the Sonnets “a motley to the view.”

In any event, the scarlet cloth is not evidence that William of Stratford was a writer.

Howard Schumann, Skeptic 2 Comments [10/1/2017 7:52:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132393

In spite of the Stratfordian dogmatarians, the Shakespeare Authorship Question is a compelling literary mystery in which there are many unanswered questions.

It is not known if Oxford and Shaksper knew each other. Oxford could have used the pen name without Shaksper being a front or even being involved. We just don’t know. What I do know is that the case for Oxford being the true author is very strong.

Anyone who can read Charlton Ogburn’s “The Mysterious William Shakespeare” and come away with a different conclusion, in my view, simply needs to take the blinders off.

Howard Schumann, Skeptic 2 Comments [10/1/2017 7:52:06 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132389

If the engraving is of Shakespeare, it is wrong to assume that it is of the Stratford man and that he had connections with Lord Burghley. The real Shakespeare was Edward de Vere, who was the son-in-law of Lord Burghley.I have always said that the Shakespeare industry is trying to bring the Stratford man closer and closer to the life of de Vere, and now they are trying to connect him to the same family!

In my book "The Wit of William Shakespeare" I show that there are 908 episodes in the Shakespeare plays in which the actual words that were written by Shakespeare are directly connected to one specific person: Edward de Vere. When are people going to realize that the Stratford man, as presented, is a fiction, a myth?

Dennis Baron, Typepad 1 Comments [10/1/2017 7:51:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132367

I'm still in shock that fellow comrades would believe western propaganda so easily. Stalin was actually a really great leader who's victim of a bourgeoisie smear campaign. The figures given that he murdered millions are all made up.

Robert Conquest and other propagandist operatives have completely brainwashed our society. Look into it! Really shady stuff went down after Stalin's death beyond bourgeoisie revisionism that destroyed the USSR.

NegativeZEN, r/communism 0 Comments [10/1/2017 3:23:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132366

Holodomor is a fascist lie. It was invented by Nazi Germany and adopted by Western powers against Soviet Union. There were no man-made famine in Ukraine. Currently Holodomor is used by fascist Kiev government and Western media to spread anti-Communism/Russophobe sentiment.

shaikann, r/communism 1 Comments [10/1/2017 3:22:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132342

Make it stop!!!! The israelis have been the puppet masters for decades – how can the u.s. remove this thorn in the side of it’s people permanently? Highly unlikely that Dump would go all North Korea on netanyahoo; and not that he should either, I think it’s against the law or something to threaten annhilation of another country, so what else? There is something that isn’t being used wrt israel. Why not?

marnie, MondoWeiss 0 Comments [10/1/2017 3:21:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132305

Funny the Jews don’t seem to be coming up any newer, cleverer methods to deceive the goyim.

They just keep employing the same M.O. they’ve used for so long, namely, invent ridiculous lies and accusations against their adversaries and utilize their complete control of the media to promulgate their falsehoods.

I happened to watch one of the major networks here earlier this week.

I almost threw up as both the morning and nightly news shows on this day led their newscasts with “Russian hacked our Elections” stories. This was one of the most prestigious U.S. news outlets in the world leading with this lying bullish-t.

I feel bad because I know a lot of good people who work in news whom are excellent journalists. And yet their own network is airing deliberately dangerous false news stories about Russia.

It’s sickening to hear these lies, however the coming response from Americans is a good sign. Few, except a small minority, seem to take any of it seriously. Distrust of the media is at an all-time high and climbing. And the Jews’ latest attempts to use the media to attack Russia are truly pathetic.

This all I think stems back to late 2015 when Trump spoke favorably of Putin saying “he would get along” with him if elected. His comment I believe was made after Putin made some mildly favorable remarks about Trump that the Jews twisted out of context (see the Putin/Fareed Zakaria exchange on youtube where Putin puts the Jew-shill journalist in his place).

And so the ever-busy bee Jews who run the media twisted Putin/Trump’s comments and concocted the lie that Russia, Putin and Trump love each other so much that Russia will hack our own Elections to see him elected!

It’s so ridiculous even the average boobus Americanus doesn’t believe it. But the Jews will keep hammering this pathetic idea into the goyim as they’re doing now with their Putin/Trump SNL skits.

Hey JEWS - If you’re reading, you’re going to have to do better!

AJ, Real Jew News 4 Comments [10/1/2017 3:20:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 132275

Powers That Be that created feminism did so for a purpose. To collectivize the society. The PTB fund and promote their creation ongoing no matter who gets conned into its deceit or who doesn't. Feminists spin the *equal rights* deceit which helps the PTB achieve its collective objectives - that's all.

The indoctrinated conditioning about feminism begins at pre-school and right throughout the entire school curriculum that every child is *regulated and enforced* to attend. Combine this will the conditioning provided by TV, across the airwaves, advertising, billboards and all the associated subliminal messages directed toward each and every human.

Feminists are conned and willing to be conned due to the privileges the PTB provide to women which helps enable them to collectivize the society via *regulate and enforce*. The noose around each and every individuals neck who *choose* not to open their eyes and mind to what stares them in the face.

Night Wolf, Yahoo! Answers 0 Comments [10/1/2017 3:19:08 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback