Quote# 99063

[Turn off Irony Meters]

[Question: "Will Liberals ever admit Ted Cruz was right about ObamaCare?"]

Liberals tend to avoid reality....so NO!

they thrive on AD HOMINEM attacks against anyone who dare questions their agenda. FACT

God, Yahoo Answers 46 Comments [1/31/2014 4:18:30 AM]
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Submitted By: afs189

Quote# 99062

Conservative rocker Ted Nugent said recently that he wouldn’t rest until President Barack Obama — who he called a “subhuman mongrel” — and of the all “liberal Democrats” had gotten the “just due punishment” that they deserved for treason.

In an interview with Guns.com last week, Nugent said that him winning the presidency in 2016 would be “the perfect ballet of freedom.”

Nugent, who is a National Rifle Association (NRA) board member and a spokesperson for the Outdoor Channel, opined that he would be the best candidate because “our politicians check their scrotums at the door. Even Hillary. But Obviously, she has spare scrotums.”

He went on to apologize to members of the military for allowing “a commander in chief who is the enemy” to take over the country.

“I have obviously failed to galvanize and prod, if not shame enough Americans to be ever vigilant not to let a Chicago communist-raised, communist-educated, communist-nurtured subhuman mongrel like the ACORN community organizer gangster Barack Hussein Obama to weasel his way into the top office of authority in the United States of America,” Nugent continued. “I think America will be America again when Barack Obama, [Attorney General] Eric Holder, Hillary Clinton, [Sen.] Dick Durbin, [former New York City Mayor] Michael Bloomberg and all of the liberal Democrats are in jail facing the just due punishment that their treasonous acts are clearly apparent.”

The Motor City Madman added that his rhetoric was less “inflammatory” than the so-called scandal over the 2011 terrorist attacks at the U.S. consulate in Benghazi.

“What difference does that make?” he asked. “Not to a chimpanzee or Hillary Clinton, I guess it doesn’t matter.”

Ted Nugent, Raw Story 48 Comments [1/31/2014 4:18:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Kevin Klawitter

Quote# 99061

DNA, there is NO scientific answer for random processes to create DNA. In my journey through life I always wondered why pretty much every science fiction series or books always seemed to have in it that life on earth was seeded by aliens. It was a very common theme throughout science fiction. I was curious as to why. If it was settled that DNA evolved from nothing then why all the stories about aliens? Even as a young man it didn't make sense to me. As I got older and started asking questions and studying science it became clear there is nothing natural about DNA. There is no process in nature that could create a code like DNA. Random chance processes? Really? It seems completely silly. And it dawned on me that despite being an acolyte of the cult of science and intractable that the very idea that DNA came from nothing is hard to justify for anyone that is smart enough to write or truly appreciate good science fiction. So all the stories about the earth being seeded from space. It has come into the mainstream a little bit despite there being ZERO evidence DNA started in space or was seeded by aliens.

So that is a major one that science has no good answer for. There are hopes and dreams and wishes but no hard science that suggests you can take a rocky earth 4 billion years ago and from natural processes at work end up with DNA.

walkingtall, Fark 32 Comments [1/31/2014 3:58:05 AM]
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Quote# 99058

I will help you horsethorn because I am trained to get a point across to an intransigent mind. The scientific evidence is overwhelming…something is happening which defies normal scientific logic but burying our head is no longer an option. There is too much horror and terror in the world to ignore the fact that a higher authority has us in its sights…and there are many around the world whose first words will be…’Thank God.’

Ufos are a fact of life…take it or leave it. They work by doing what Bruce Gernon did only with a little more scientific input. They become divorced from the gravity that imprisons us and become universal wonderers via the 'static zone' alluded to in the opening post and thereby see the MilkyWay, in its entirety, zooming past them at the speed of the expanding universe and nowhere is beyond their reach.

The only authority that we know of that yields this sort of power is Almighty God and his manual, on good behaviour, delivered to us by Jesus Christ, will also deliver our own individual accreditation into his wonderful new system of things.



NicholasMarks, Religion and Ethics 23 Comments [1/31/2014 3:57:48 AM]
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Submitted By: NearlySane

Quote# 99056

Look, Christians do not hate gays, we in fact love them. When I say this, I truly mean it. Rather than trying to oppress them, what we are in fact doing is more akin to an intervention to help those whom we love stop living such an unhealthy and morally damaging lifestyle. They might not be hurting other people, but I do not think it is any coincidence that mental illness is many degrees worse among homosexuals, especially transgenders, than others, nor can I bring myself to ignore the fact that a disproportionate amount of them were molested as children, and it would be wilfully ignorant for me to pretend that homosexual promiscuity is not responsible for the spread and proliferation of AIDS and HIV around the world, along with many other lesser STDs due to the fact that homosexuals are so much more promiscuous and prone to unsafe sex than sexually healthy people. Finally, and most importantly of all, as Christians we must accept Bibical truth wherever possible, even if modern society disdains the truth, and so even if we end up living in a world in which gay "marriage" is legal in every part of every nation, all good Christians will continue to shout from the rooftops that this is wrong. The fact that all these social and health problems have arisen as a result of the acceptance of homosexuality as "normal" serves to show that, once again, the Word of God is indeed the best rulebook by which to run society and live one's life.

Sometimes, it is right to help someone even if they are only harming themselves. Just as I would want to see a heroin addict kick his habit, I also want to see homosexuals kick their habit. You are almost certainly the same on other issues that have not yet been pushed upon you since youth by the media. Take incest for example. I assume you are not a proponent of brothers and sisters legally having sex and even marrying simply because they are "consenting adults" who "aren't hurtning anyone"? Or what about bestiality? Before you tell me that "animals can't consent", consider the case of a man on Loveline who described how he "presents" and lets his dog enter him from behind. The very act is initiated by the dog and therefore is consensual. Is this sort of thing okay to you? Can you support this just because the dog and the man are having consensual sex and "aren't hurting anyone"? Please consider all of these things as well as all the other possible sexual perversions out there that could someday be argued are "normal" for the same reasons you currently believe homosexuality to be healthy and non-damaging. Sometimes, even if it might hurt their feelings, we must do all that is within our power to save a person. I care a lot more about the eternal soul of people caught up in the gay lifestyle than I do about their hurt feelings between now and their redemption.

Irredento, Nationstates 40 Comments [1/30/2014 3:51:45 PM]
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Submitted By: Agri

Quote# 99054

Joshua Black, a Republican candidate for Florida’s state House of Representatives, tweeted Monday that President Obama should be hanged for treason.

Black, a taxi driver and former street evangelist, is challenging state Rep. Dwight Dudley (D) this November in the St. Petersburg-based 68th district. On his campaign website, he complains that “Republicans have a serious communication problem. Everything we say sounds like spears.”

Yet Monday, he tweeted:

"@civilwarcometh: @BrandonMArms @RedNationRising I'm past impeachment. It's time to arrest and hang him high. http://www.commieblaster.com/ " Agreed

When a Republican candidate from a neighboring district questioned Black’s assertion, he doubled-down, comparing Obama to Benedict Arnold:

Chris Latvala @ChrisLatvala

@JoshuaBlack2014 you aren't seriously calling for the killing of Obama are you? I know you are crazy but good heavens.U R an embarrassment

Joshua Black 2014 @JoshuaBlack2014

@ChrisLatvala Execution is the appropriate punishment for traitors. #BenedictArnold #ReadAmericanHistory #criminalpoliticians

In subsequent tweets, Black clarified that Obama should first be convicted of treason by the U.S. Senate and jury. He also later issued an apology — for slandering Benedict Arnold.

In a Facebook post Monday evening, Black explained that he believes Obama should be prosecuted for his using drone strikes to kill Anwar al-Awlaki and his teenage son.

Pinellas Republican Chairman Michael Guju told the Tampa Bay Times that Black’s comments were “wholly unacceptable and unduly provocative.”

Black has also advocated for state nullification of federal laws, elimination of the Federal Reserve, and an end to all public welfare programs.

Joshua Black, Think Progress 25 Comments [1/30/2014 3:49:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Kevin Klawitter

Quote# 99053

I have heard that the creature most likely to survive nuclear wars, a new ice age or even, God forbid, a world dominated by Muslims, is the lowly cockroach. If that’s true, I think the cockroach’s human equivalent, the lowly liberal can draw some comfort from that fact.

Those of you who think I am being unfair to socialists, communists, progressives or whatever else leftists are calling themselves this week, will have to point out where I’m going wrong. After all, like cockroaches, liberals spread disease, believe they’re entitled to food and shelter that they’ve neither produced nor paid for and, rather than try to debate issues, prefer, when confronted, to scurry off and hide in dark and scary places, such as MSNBC, faculty lounges and the editorial offices at the New York Times.

Burt Prelutsky, Bernard Goldberg 27 Comments [1/30/2014 3:48:33 PM]
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Submitted By: dionysus

Quote# 99051

Liberalism has a brilliant history, and it's a very necessary part of politics.

Liberals of the last few decades have made complete @sses of themselves and made it a bad word.

If you think about it, some of the best things about America came from liberals--the Civil Rights movement, Sufferage, Equal Rights, Equal Pay, women serving in the military, breaking the glass ceiling.

All of these things are basically liberal concepts and entirely within the American way of life, but liberals don't think this way any more.

Today, it's special rights, it's okay to kill unborn babies, it's okay to kill old people who have become a burden, it's okay to legalize drugs, it's okay to screw anyone you want and have society pay the price for your stupidity.

Liberals have become brain-dead, hate-filled, bearly human entities. They really don't stand for anything that is "Liberal", they just wear the name. Most of what they stand for is "Leftist" the way communism and fascism promotes liberalism.

Mahal, LAK P.S., Yahoo! Answers 29 Comments [1/30/2014 3:48:08 PM]
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Submitted By: dionysus

Quote# 99048

The Big Bang THEORY was developed to explain creation. It is a theory by those who deny biblical creation. For those that deny and assume themselves wise, they must if wise come up with an alternate theory. Thus the big bang theory.

The universe is indeed infinite and never ending. There was a comment in there that if a belief is held that something is infinite then we must give proof. Someone finite can not give proof of an infinite universe because being finite (limited) we cannot prove the limitless as we neither created it or saw it. This is not proof that it does not exist just because you cannot see it. If you look at your chest you cannot see that you have a heart because it is beyond your view naturally. Though you know you have one because medical science has shown it. And if you still dont believe you can go get an xray. We also cannot see beyond the limits of the strongest telescopes. So does that mean that the universe stops where technology allows us to see. Technology increases to allow us to discover and understand new things each day. The things yet to be discovered but discovered in ten years were always there and always unchangeable fact but we eventually discover fact and leave all those useless theories behind.

Corey R, Yahoo! Answers 38 Comments [1/30/2014 3:47:25 PM]
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Quote# 99047

Obama is a conflicted bag of crap. Believes in Communism, Islam, and Homosexuality. Most people knew this when they heard him open his mouth for the first time. Some it repelled, and some were drawn to it in a satanic trance, and they haven't awoke yet and never will.

Falcon, Birther Report 51 Comments [1/29/2014 4:37:14 AM]
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Quote# 99046

Here is where homeless street children will be trained to become Satan's agents to steal souls. They are sent into churches to destroy them. Many well-meaning Christians cannot discern the evil nature of these children because they simply see them as children. Notwithstanding, the demons that use the bodies of these children to control them are shrewd. At the same time, these evil demons are under the control of Satan. The demons simply use the bodies of the children to rob, kill and destroy.

The sea children are able to cause great confusion and divisions among the church people. Some of the children from the City Under the Sea are used on the beaches to sell seashells to the tourists from all over the world. The demons will attach themselves to these shells. This is a way that Satan can work powers through the shells as a point of contact. He uses them to destroy them and work evil in their homes. They can cause depression, loss of sleep, frequent nightmares, paranoia or excessive fear, restlessness.

[...]

Child witches and wizards can also be seen flying at night streaking like fiery rockets in the sky. Sometimes they can be seen whizzing through the night like fireworks. Midday is another dangerous time for a wizard, for then no man can cast a shadow. The superstition is that his soul has temporarily disappeared. A soul and shadow being equal, invisible spirits are looking for an abode. Children are forbidden to play with their shadows by candlelight lest they tie them in knots or lose them. These witchcraft-controlled children each have many snake spirits in their stomachs and these evil spirits are the mediums of their evil assignments.

Bishop Vagalas Kanco, Miracle Deliverance 63 Comments [1/29/2014 4:36:53 AM]
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Quote# 99045

There are many children in the underwater city. Some of these children belong to witchcraft families. However many of these children are spiritual beings while others are hungry street children that have been captured by Satan's agents and turned to witchcraft. These are children who have been abandoned by their parents and roam the streets. Sadly they are "throwaways" and prime candidates targeted by the witches/wizard to turn them into witches and wizards.

The queens of covens and the kings of wizards pick up street children. These poor children are fed portions of human flesh and drink human blood from their witches' pots. Soon they are captured, enslaved, and brought to the City Under the Sea to be trained as Satan's agents. Since these children are not born full blood into the craft, they can never rise to the leadership of the powers of darkness. However, they can be trained to be used as Satan's agents. Once they come to the underwater city, they go through initiation rites chanting and bathing them in blood, using both animal and human sacrifices. Here, human blood is used to appease the demigods. In exchange, they hope to be blessed by these gods with good fortune. They are given small pots, incense burners; special salts or herbs; bells or gongs; tribal drums; animal parts; bones; candles; incense; amulets; talismans; charms. They are taught to practice rituals, such as ESP powers, and talking to the spirits. They have a morbid fascination with the dead or with death. They mar their flesh with self mutilation. They have a fascination with blood, including cutting themselves or marking with tattoos or body paint.

These children will show unusual body movements and effects such as twitching, tics, rocking, glazed eyes, head banging, moaning or groaning, chanting. Lack of empathy toward the hurts in other people's lives. They act cruelly with inhumane acts against people and animals, or acts of vandalism. The demons tell them to give away meals to their relatives to gain demonic power over them. Of course they will put magical potions in these meals.

Many times these children are directed to work evil powers against their relatives, sometimes even bringing about death to them to prove their loyalty to Satan. These children are hardened in their hearts and they turn against their mothers, fathers, sisters, brothers and aunties to kill them.

Bishop Vagalas Kanco, Miracle Deliverance 31 Comments [1/29/2014 4:36:45 AM]
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Quote# 99044

WITCHES' POTS

Every wizard is required to have a witch in which he must prepare human flesh for ritualism. Before I received Jesus, whenever I needed a human sacrifice to work ritualism, I would turn myself into a crocodile and look for a swimmer in a lake, river or sea. This spiritualized crocodile would pull the person down under the water and then spew some kind of slime over the victim's body. Then the person would spring back to the top of the water. The victim would scream and thrash around in fear. The people with the victim would try to grab and try to hold on but the oozy matter topped them from being able to maintain their grip of the body. The body would slip from their grasp and sink again and again. Then the spiritual crocodile could pull the body up the water about fifty kilometers.

Afterward, I would take the body parts for my sacrifice. The people were busy looking in the area where they last saw the victim. Several days later, the body would wash up somewhere else down the stream. In those days, if I, as a wizard, wanted to kill a person, I could look into their stomach and could see everything about them. Then spiritually, I would put my hand into their stomach and break their intestines. Then within the next twenty-five minutes the person would have a stomachache, pains. Soon, the situation would become very serious and the person would die.

I had many spiritual eyes that Satan put around my head. I could see in all directions, front, back and sides at any time. A high level wizard has special weapons so that he can defeat his spiritual opponents.

STREET CHILDREN CAPTURED

Some children who were captured by witches and wizards from the City Under the Sea can be rescued and converted. I personally have known many of these human children that have been converted to Christianity. In our church in Africa, we have children who have found the grace of God through salvation. We will tell them about Jesus but we will not let them receive Christ unless they bring their witches' pots and witchcraft boxes to the church. These pots and boxes are filled with sorcery, magical things, such as witches fetishes, charms, cross, powder, and "holy water." We destroy the demonic powers over these pots and articles through prayer in the Name of Jesus. In conclusion, it has been our experience that if we try to convert them without getting these articles, they will just return back to witchcraft. The witches will simply draw them back through the magical powers of the blood sacrifices conjured in their pots.

Bishop Vagalas Kanco, Miracle Deliverance 31 Comments [1/29/2014 4:35:52 AM]
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Quote# 99043

Homophobic? Is that a fear of perverts? A fear of being a pervert? No, homophobic is a kweer term that screams from within their wicked psyche, "I want my fudge packed and I know it is unnatural because I am a homo sephian and my mommy would be ashamed of my immorality. That is what "homophobic" is, a queer fear of not being straight. Symptoms are hatred for all things good, moral & Godly. Don't get sucked into this lifestyle, it will shorten your life. Ever heard of "acquired immunodeficiency syndrome?"

Arlen Cooper, Newsbusters 32 Comments [1/29/2014 4:35:19 AM]
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Quote# 99041

[DoctorDoom's letter to the people at A&E over Duck Dynasty.]

Sent to the feedback email address...

Writing as a mature, responsible, self-respecting, self-controlled, Christian gay man, I strongly encourage you to reconsider the foolhardiness of "suspending" Phil Robertson of Duck Dynasty because of the screeching and wailing of the mouthy, militant minority of the gay/lesbian community. You have done yourself no favors by catering to the strident, obnoxious, highly overrated handful of queer hyperactivists.

Was it for ratings? Have you asked yourselves where you are going to get enough gays to compensate for the loss of viewers that your obsequious submission to a few tantrum-throwing faggots (yes, the term is offensive, but no more so than they are) must certainly provoke?

Do you seriously believe that the regular viewers of Duck Dynasty appreciate your obvious obeisance? You know as well as I do that the bitching queers who led to your unwise decision have never watched the show and never will do so. IMO, this folly will reflect negatively on your Nielsens.

Far too many businesses fail to grasp that the high-profile thugs such as GLAAD do not represent the majority of gays/lesbians. Their aura of significance is generated by the fawning media and companies who give them far more relevance than they merit.

Penalizing Mr. Robertson for privately expessing a politically incorrect view in order to appease a microminority will prove to have been a major error of judgment. I for one hope that the entire cast walks out and leaves you with nothing to replace the show. And if these reports are true...

• A&E tampered with the show by bleeping words that were in no way offensive in order to give the impression that there were vile words spoken by Christians;
• A&E demanded that the name of Jesus not be used because it might "offend" Muslims, as though your Muslim viewership is even a blip on the Nielsens;

... you demonstrate that you are unworthy of having the show in your lineup.

Bob R

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 42 Comments [1/29/2014 4:33:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 99040

The country known to us as "America" is dead and gone. The greatest country in human history expired November 6, 2012 with the re-election of Obama. Dont blame Cruz for America's demise nor the "citizens" that voted for loon poop. Blame falls squarely at the feet of fruit loops, wingnut and loon poops who didnt turn out and vote him out. Period. America, like a patient in the ICU, is being kept "alive" with loon poop, QE3, money printing, and generous welfare programs. We all now live in Obamastahn, a bankrupt loon poop banana republic with no regard for the rule of law. Once the remnant of Americans who are toiling away at their jobs pooping up Obamastahn with their income tasxes come to their sensess the sooner we can start talking about loon pooping a new country. Till them we should move to Togo. Obamastahn is not worth fighting for.

MeMe, National Journal 38 Comments [1/29/2014 4:33:01 AM]
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Quote# 99039

From an article about "falses doctrines"

Pope Benedict: Jewish People Not Guilty for Jesus' Death (Matthew 27:25 says they are!)

[Link to the BBC article in the originl piece; the link to the biblical citation is here]

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 20 Comments [1/29/2014 4:32:23 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 99035

The New Face of Tyranny: Testosterone Abuse?

Struck by the odd similarities in Janet Napolitano’s, Elena Kagan’s, and Janet Reno’s faces? Countless lesbian women take testosterone not to change gender but as a strength and clitoris enhancer, to increase their sex drives, and to feel more powerful. The truth is testosterone abuse is rife in the lesbian community as much as steroids are everywhere in sports. Some lesbians who take testosterone desire and seek full gender transition and in this case they are called F2Ms (female to males). For others elevated testosterone levels are simply a endocrine disorder that has effected them since birth. Testosterone abuse is so common in the lesbian community there are scenes of shoot up parties much like cocaine parties. Many declare themselves simply “butch” not having a gender issue and this is accepted and even encouraged as the butch dynamic is seen as seizing power from males by becoming male-esq.

Gianna Giavelli, Infowars 29 Comments [1/29/2014 4:31:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Wykked Wytch

Quote# 99032

Do you agree that the UK is becoming more and more immoral. Sadly the good old days of the forties and fifties are long gone, when people used to pray before meals and trust in the true living God.Secularism and liberalism is the cause of much if not all the problems in the UK. I hope your are proud of what you liberals have done to my once beloved and beautiful country?

[slightly below in comments]:

What he said about the floods and heavy winds as a judgment from God is true. When we break God's moral laws, i.e., abortion, sexual immorality, adultery, continual distortion and maligning of moral realities, etc. we will incur His wrath. Sadly, the UK is brainwashed by the lies of evolutionary theories, and until the UK wakes up and collectively and humbly submits to God in sincere repentance, there is much worse to come. My name is Hasan, I've been an evangelical Christian for 17 years. My message, leave your idols, immoral and selfish pre-occupations and submit to God, or face the ultimate consequences, if not here, then certainly, in eternity.

Hasan Aziz, Huffington Post 25 Comments [1/29/2014 4:30:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Bleep

Quote# 99031

(About the husband of a feminist who committed suicide. There were absolutely no suspicions of foul play from the police or anyone else except this dingbat and her followers.)

i always assume that if a woman ends up dead, a man did it. i assume this across the board, no matter what it “looks like.” fell down the stairs? drowned? was there a kennedy man anywhere nearby? it was probably a man that killed her, it was almost certainly deliberate, and if she was partnered or married to a man, it was probably him that did it. the cops know this too, of course, because its the truth about “violence” and “crime”. to put “male” in front of those words would be redundant. that must be why no one ever says it.
(...)
so anyway, i recently read about a womans apparent “”"”suicide”"”" (thats 4 sets of red-flag quotes) and immediately suspected her husband. he was a psychologist, which made me suspect him even more — doctors wives seem especially clumsy and prone to attracting sharp objects, projectiles, poison. and psychologists/psychiatrists just might be more sadistic and misogynistic than your average sadistic, misogynistic male. creepy, pervsplaning fuckers, those.
(...)
for probably the first time in many years, i actually believed the husband. i do not think he probably killed her. i think it probably happened exactly as he said.

my conclusion was involuntary, and surprising. upon reflection and discussion, i still think its probably right. although obviously the husband should be investigated to within an inch of his life, just to be sure. and because his wife died on his watch, that should count as at least one strike against him, and should be taken into consideration in all future contexts, including but not limited to dating, job prospects, and jury service. you know, instead of counting as zero strikes like it does now. it doesnt count, even when the guy actually did it, and even when everyone knows it. that is all.

Factcheckme, Femonade 23 Comments [1/29/2014 4:28:48 AM]
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Submitted By: Cyclonus

Quote# 99026

YES! All the History in the Bible has been confirmed facts by records found in neighboring countries! At least two for All! Plus the records Israel has itself! Lots of places in the Bible are still around today! Including Noah's Ark that in on top of a mountain in Turkey! Built to the same measurements as the Bible states. Same type of wood, man made, that is not anywhere near Turkey!... Why don't you watch "Time/Life's Lost Civilizations, Mesopotamia" VCR only? and see lots of this and tons more!
It is the Atheists that have Zero proof to their claims! They challenged Believers of God to court back in the 1930s...and Lost. God Won! ... After their loss they made things up to look real, with zero truth in them. They did not think science would pass them. But science has and several years ago the Atheists were required to show their proof!~ It was all tested to be Lies/Fakes! Take the Ape to Caveman claim. The Apes fossils were its own. But all of the other animals were bones from other, already known of animals! Not a new one in them all!]
Can a single Atheists state where their very first atom ever came from? Nope!
Source(s):
Bible, history

geessewereabove, Yahoo Answers 53 Comments [1/28/2014 4:20:32 AM]
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Quote# 99023

Evolution is a big lie perpetrated, not by autocrats or Big Brother, but by people who fancy themselves intellectual and scientific. Such beliefs prove one thing: intelligence is no guarantee of wisdom.

If the rest of this piece seems just a tad on the facetious, cynical side, it's simply because this writer has a hard time being serious while discussing such silliness as Darwinism. Nevertheless, where the context demands it, we will of course be properly pedantic.

A definition of evolution is in order: it is the theory that all life-forms evolved from lower forms, and in the beginning a single cell, which mysteriously appeared from non-living organic matter, was the great-great-etcetera-grandfather of all life. Everything evolved strictly by accident, random events, uncontrolled changes without logic or reason. There was no intelligence or purposefulness behind the staggering number of transitions that started with Cell One and wound up with ants and elephants and hummingbirds and oak trees and human beings, with frogs and philosophers.

To appreciate the absurdity of it, consider this mathematical trivia: if one of each letter from a Scrabble game is dropped in a pile and chosen at random, the probability of selecting them alphabetically, or in any other specified order, is 26 factorial, meaning 26 x 25 x 24 and so on. That comes out to one chance in a bit over 400 septillion (4 followed by 26 zeroes).

403,291,461,126,605,635,584,000,000

Now imagine, if you will, that the 3,568,489 letters of the King James Bible are spread out across a parking lot. A chimp is then assigned the job of picking up the letters and laying them in a row. Evolution's principle is that letter by letter the text of the Bible is perfectly reproduced.

Needless to say, the mathematical odds against accidental, uncontrolled evolution beginning with a single cell and ending with the diversity and disparity of life forms now on Earth are too enormous to even calculate. (It was estimated that the chance evolution of a horse involves odds of one in 10e60000, which is the technical way of saying 1 followed by 60,000 zeroes. Some odds!)

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 58 Comments [1/28/2014 4:19:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 99022

Actually, after going through all the 'complexities' of the theory of evolution, that DOES pretty much sum it up. Molecules to Man evolution is impossible according to observational science. Molecules to man evolution is a joke.

None of the claims of 'molecules to man' evolution (let's define terms) are observed in the real world. NEVER is seen a true increase in genetic complexity, and even if a mutation/recombination resulted in something beneficial, it's either not because of an increase in complexity, or if new information, not shown in any test to be able to be sustained for any length of time to result in an eventual improvement in genetic complexity. It fails. What is shown is that any kind of 'new' information (to elaborate, the variations possible are already coded into the system) happens by design, not by accident or blind watchmen or anything else. Programmed. From the beginning. Nothing Darwinian at all. The God deniers will go to any lengths to avoid the obvious, make up any just so story. IN THE REAL WORLD, wolves don't change into fish and then back to land into pigs. Only in the make believe world of evolution, the wonderful wizard of whack. IN THE REAL WORLD DNA AND RNA actively prevent changes outside of what is already coded into a system. Dinos don't become birds because they aren't coded for that. Fish can't ever become mammals because they aren't coded for that. But no, evos declare - Uhm, if you leave a pile of dirt on the floor for a million years out pops a total babe. wow. and then retarded butt sex happens.

Franko, Where Liberty Dwells 27 Comments [1/28/2014 4:19:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 99021

There's no place in the human race for that human-shaped mass of reeking, maggot-riddled, sewer rat shit, Andrew Cuomo. The best part of that son of a bitch ran down his daddy's furry hind leg and dripped on his Milkbone.

My list of hell-spawned assholes whose obituaries I would relish reading continues to grow. Where are the terrorists when they are really needed?

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 40 Comments [1/28/2014 4:17:49 AM]
Fundie Index: 23

Quote# 99017

Islam is a violent, dangerous, and backwards theology/philosophy. Anyone who is an adherent of Islam is either a) violent, dangerous, and backwards or b) completely oblivious to what their religion actually teaches.

Whereas the argument can be made that many, if not most, religions have records of violence at some point in their history, you rarely hear of new cases of atrocities committed by them in this day and age. When you do, it's typically a fringe group that goes against nearly every tenet of the theology they claim to follow. Muslims, on the other hand, follows the tenets of their ideology closely. They can be found maiming, oppressing, and killing others in the name of their 'god' in countries throughout the world every single day.

That is what I have against Muslims.

thelife, Stormfront.com 27 Comments [1/28/2014 4:17:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: HEIL SATAN