FSTDT Quotes for March 2003

Quote# 2348

There's a kid on the bus that I ride that is very obnoxious and disliked ('1776' rolls through my head). We'll call him 'James.' He oftentimes makes fun of me b/c of my liking of Christian music, esp. dc talk. Well, this morning he went even further. He started ranting about how Christians were 'the b*st*rds that have screwed up this country' and stuff like that, and he kept ranting 'Christian!' Obviously directed at me. My question: Is it possible that he's got a demon in him? It seems to be the only possible explanation. I could very likely see it in him, but I'm not entirely sure. Please help!

chris_h, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2349

There's always a chance that it could be the case.It has been interesting when I've had to deal with any student in my Christian reform program that was demon possessed.They were the ones who were more willing to be combative and confrontational towards staff as well as towards other students.One of the things that you can do is pray about this situation.

Mongoose60, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2350

Hey Chris, I can maybe think of one sure way to know. Slip some holy water into something that he drinks. If you get a weird reaction he might be [possessed].

bulldog989, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2351

[i][In a thread about a newly-discovered 6000-year old skeleton near the Dead Sea][/i]Wonder if it was Adam???

cameron222, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 2352

I know you are probably just kidding but, for others who don't know.....Adams bones would have been destroyed during Noah's flood.

Denise, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 2353

Not necessarily if they were properly sealed in some cave. We find entire dinosaur skeletons today and they too we killed in the worldwide flood.

cameron222, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2354

Another take on the subject .... ...when Jesus was resurrected, the graves opened and gave forth their dead....wouldn't this have included Adam and anyone who died before His resurrection????

barb, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2355

Isn't it funny how those dinosaur bone hold up for 65,000,000 years........ If those creatures were that old they would be buried miles under the Earth and not found in some cases just a few feet deep..... But don't expect to hear that in Biology class......

cameron222, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2356

That figure you cite is 'assigned.' In other words, made up. Speculation. You will not find a 65,000,000 year old creature (intact)in three feet of dirt. You guys need to think, rather than accepting what some 'expert' has to say.

cameron222, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 2357

You claim the evolutionary process produces both simplicity and its opposite, complexity. That’s having your cake and eating it too. It’d be like some disingenuous Christians who claim that even when God does bad things those actions are really good because God did them. Just as good and evil become meaningless terms when evil can be good and good can be evil depending upon who commits them, so too does the evolutionary process become a non-process if we must believe that it can produce X and also produce the opposite of X.

Albert Cipriani, Internet Infidels 13 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2358

[Replying to 'What's "evolutionism"?']You do not have a dictionary? Perhaps you could use one on the internet. Evolutionism is a theory of biological evolution, especially that formulated by Charles Darwin.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 6 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2359

According to classic darwinism, humans evolved from the ape. That turned out not to be true, so according to neo darwinism, man and ape evolved from a common something.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 12 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2360

There is no possibility of salvation apart from Christ. I see no indication that God 'communicates' with certain people who haven't heard the gospel in order that they can be saved. All men are sinners against God--He owes them nothing. If they go to Hell, it is a result of their sin, so God is still just.

joelkaki, Theology Web 12 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2361

if he tries to come on to you just tell him to buzz off coz your not that way inclined , and tell him you have no problem with him being like this as long he leaves you alone . I think that's why most of us don't like homo's , coz they always step over the line.

Brain Damage, Christian Forums 4 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 2362

[After a reprimand for the above comment]Well! forgive 'ME'! according to your theory i can't speak against murderers in case a murderer is reading this . Wouldn't want to offend him would i .

Brain Damage, Christian Forums 2 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2363

I think evolution is scientifically impossible. The simple fact is, DNA can not change itself.

JKD practitioner, Tung-Fu Martial Arts Forum 15 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2364

Why? Because there has not yet been enough evidence for macroevolution presented. There has been sufficient evidence for the resurrection.

spl_cadet, Theology Web 11 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2365

I think that technology is evil and it is a sin to knowingly support it.

Lorren, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 22

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Quote# 2366

We need to screen airline passengers and be alert and do searches when appropriate but it is overkill when a non-Arab person is not permitted to take one sewing needle aboard a long flight.

Katydid278, Rapture Ready 23 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 2367

Well, since you must ask, Lauren, yes, I would think you COULD kill someone with a 1 inch sewing needle. Jab it in them and drag it.... jab it in their eye.

TN Jeni, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2368

I am sure there are atheists that convert to Christianity all the time. What about the apostle Paul?

Merqutio, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2369

I understand that you believe what you are saying. But you only believe it cause you refuse to open you eyes up to the Truth of God.

Elizabeth_S, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 2370

[To a person who exposed the poster's antics on an incest victim support message board] This individual is the ultimate sodomite sicko - twisted, angry, vicious, diseased in body, mind and soul and rebellious towards The Creator. There comes a time in every sinner's life when GOD draws a line and, if that sinner chooses to step over it into darkness, is given over to his/her demonaic delusions. This individual - a child of the devil - is one such case. May GOD have mercy on his/her soul, because JESUS is going to send this individual's black soul to burn in hell for all eternity.

Robert, BaptistWatch 7 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 2371

God did not take the lives of the Egyptian firstborn unjustly and no one can argue that He didn't give them plenty of warning.

Jinx72, Theology Web 16 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 2372

The ability [of the Archer fish] to shoot [water at insects] could have been used to dislodge plant matter before the fall, and the Hebrew word for living creatures may not extend to insects, which would mean this was not a case of death before the fall.

Micaiah, Christian Forums 8 Comments [3/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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