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Quote# 142008

"The reaction you get from your friends and family when you tell them what the bible says instead of an opinion"

(=Image depicts a mortified looking man holdng a Bible to another - the other man is wearing a shirt depicting the Icththys symbol with legs and has their ears plugged saying "Okay, I'm ready"=)

The Truth, Facebook 6 Comments [1/17/2019 2:26:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher

Quote# 142004

Today's Laugh 1-14-19



TRANSCRIPTION

Frog in stewpot over hot stove, reading his computer screen (yes I'm serious).

Pot is labelled JOHN Q SHEEPLE

FROG (reading): "House dems' priorities: no wall, impeach, climate change. Eh.
Being a man is a mental disorder. 'Child conjugals' not abnormal.
Islamists direct school textbooks. Hmm.
OOOH! Ellen has a new game show!

MICK WILLIAMS:
There's a glut of frog legs right now; only gonna get worse.

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 16 Comments [1/17/2019 2:23:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 142003

Is Melissa Joan Hart one of the Elect?

My utmost illustious fellow true Christians:

Have you seen the recent news relative to Melissa Joan Hart, the actress that used to be a slut of the secular TV and movies, supposedly turning her life around and possibly becoming a Christian? The recent article about her even mentions that she trained her son to minister to the Jew, and had success in talking to a Heeb mother and son about our beloved Jesus! Praise and Glory!

While this is indeed an encouraging bit of news, the Christian must always remember to keep an eye out for the false Christian. Especially when such comes in the shape of the second class human -- the woman. 1 Tim 2:12-14 . Therefore, it is only a simple logical syllogism, that the Christian must judge whether this supposed change of Hart is genuine or a rouse. 1 Cor 2:15.

According the article linked below, Hart grew up pagan (Cathlic). We also know that she was a harlot for much of her life as an actress, including a stint on TV where she promoted witchcraft and lesbidianism. Now she attends a Presbyterian church and still seems to have the habit of wearing man's clothes, but she sounds as if though she may be a Christian. She studies the Bible daily, prays to Jesus, and conducts healthy spiritual warfare.
Could Melissa Joan Hart be one of the Elect, on her way out of the apostate Presbyterian church?

News article on the subject: https://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/entertainment/2019/january/this-is-a-jesus-home-satans-not-welcome-here-how-melissa-joan-hart-went-from-teenage-witch-to-spiritual-warfare

Tony Demarcus, Ph.D., D.D., Disqus Grace and Truth 17 Comments [1/17/2019 2:23:06 AM]
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Quote# 142001

James says that “faith without works is dead.” James didn't say that faith doesn't exist without works. Dead faith is still faith in God's eyes. The smallest amount of faith saves! Concerning salvation, God is not looking for degrees of faith, He is simply looking for faith!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 14 Comments [1/17/2019 2:17:50 AM]
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Quote# 142000

When the manuscripts were collected into 66 books, they were collected in the city of Antioch, Syria, by a Christian man named Lucian in the church. Lucian was a member of the First Baptist Church of Antioch. That's were our beloved King James Bible originated, in Antioch, Syria. Even the apostle Paul had his membership in the First Baptist Church in Antioch. That wasn't the actual name of the church, but they dead sure weren't Presbyterians with their doctrine of the sacraments! They were a blood-sprinkled church using only a blood-sprinkled Book!

In sharp contrast, the manuscripts from which ALL other Bible today have their origin is Alexandria, Egypt. God doesn't like Egypt. God doesn't like Alexandria! The source for the New International version (NIV), Easy-To-Read Version (ERV), New King James Bible (NKJB), American Standard Version (ASV) is Alexandria, Egypt. You cannot get good fruit our of a rotten tree! The corrupt manuscripts are not blood-sprinkled; They're packed full with false statements and contradictions!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 18 Comments [1/17/2019 2:17:10 AM]
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Quote# 141998

If your media has any gay characters, it's shit.

Give Her The D, Kiwi Farms 15 Comments [1/17/2019 2:16:11 AM]
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Quote# 141997

The scientific method is not exclusively limited to but generally limited to repeat experimentation / observation.

If the THEORY of evolution was a merited as those who buy into believe, it would have been the LAW of evolution a long time ago. Evolutionists will state for the record it's not even a good theory.

JohnDBaptiste, BaptistBoard 12 Comments [1/17/2019 2:10:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Klagg

Quote# 141993

Normie are quite retarded individuals

As I was browsing what those scumbag normies think of incels like me, I came across this page https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/261-politics/76812397?page=2

And all these normie scum insulting incels and talking about how violent incels are, one even says "incels have literally killed people", does this genuinelly retarded normslime think that sex havers have never killed anyone, that no sex having normslime have never murdered or killed, that Ghenghis Khan or Hitler etc. was incel? Man, I knew normies were retarded freaks and subhumans, but this is next level stuff. Actually, the truth is, this is one of the reasons an incel like me is pro mass murder, because at the end of the day, every normie on the planet is a MASSIVE piece of shit and they all deserve to die, that is just a fact, there really is no getting around the truth tbh.

dsar9012, Sluthate 17 Comments [1/14/2019 2:46:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 141992

Incels.me said PUA was legit, despite "redpill" status

Reading their FAQ and Terms page.

They claim that hooking up with girls is/was easier in the mid 90s and prior (before Internet and Facebook) meaning people had to meet-up in person.

Women still cherry-picked the Chads from the bunch based on male physical attractiveness, athleticism, height, face, good hair/line and proportions even in the 90s (I know cause i was there high school 1992-1997).

It is true that Facebook has lead to women being able to ignore, block and not having to interact with or include incels on the females social media accounts (and boy do you see the cherry picking with hives of Facebook friends all Stacies and the odd male Personal Trainer, Drug dealer, effeminate School/College/University pretty boy chad).

But trust me I was active, alive and very perceptive in the 90s (God I feel old) and it was no different then than it is now. Women still walked away, gave the cold shoulder or outwardly bullied and excluded incels backs then based on lack of physical prowess, inability to stand up for oneself or lack of aesthetic standards.

There was no room for inclusiveness,or empathy or meritocracy, evenin a pre-internet age.

As for PUA somehow "working" during the age of (pay as you go sim) NOKIA 3310 mobile phones 1997 until the supposed eliminator of incels Facebook,I-Phones, PlentyOfFish 2007 I can safely say.....bollocks.
Men were still walking home alone during this era. Hence why nightclubs have been steadily closing as this graph ascertains.
https://trends.google.com/trends/explor ... nightclubs
You could say it was TINDER or Internet, but I'd say it was ugly men getting wiser, stop wasting their money and settling for a fat wife and a house.

Admin is a former, coping pick up autist.

AllWomenAreLikeThat, Sluthate 8 Comments [1/14/2019 2:45:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 141991

Officially been cucked by 3 generations of former classmates

While I like to maintain the illusion that I have a position of authority, here is a damning self analysis of how far behind I am in life.

While shopping for a used rotting station (old-cel,PC bedroom desks they don't make anymore) I bumped into a former classmate, female. She smiled and made it apparent she wanted to talk so I engaged in conversation.

I tried to downplay the length of time we last spoke and asked if she was still a checkout girl to which she looked confused. "We last spoke 5 years ago, its was long ago. I am now a senior manageress with a baby 3 years old".

Me :shock:

Her- "Yes and......you know (different girl who supposedly fancied me at one point) she lives abroad, also doing very well and has babies too. And you?!" (cringes awaiting loser response)

Me- "Ah well, I am.........not up to much. (I relay my pitiful casual working job). Well at least you're doing well I guess you have to continue in life and pass on the torch* as it were" (*be an adult and have kids basically).

Her- "Yes I have to continue on with life, spreading life, living life. Best of luck to you"

Oh and the reason she was there? Helping her younger relative seek furniture for University, otherwise reserved for poverty-cels. I slink away.

Oh and the reason I say 3 generations is cause I was a "mature student" on this course 10 years older than the nearest eldest student.
I'd failed to make it in life the previous two times I went to College.

AllWomenAreLikeThat, Sluthate 12 Comments [1/14/2019 2:45:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 141990

horoscope theory (most incels are cancer)

my theory is, that most incels are born cancer.

slayers in contrary are mostly lions or scorpions.

im cancer myself and incel. funny thing is, that every cancer i know is also incel and unhappy while every lion has constant sex and validation.

cancers are also mostly introverted while lions are extraverted.


please write down your zodiac and add if you're incel or not. thank you!

Triacel, Sluthate 20 Comments [1/14/2019 2:44:21 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 141988

Looking ahead, does anyone think Americans in 2030 are going to be more concerned about the border between North Korea and South Korea, or Turkey and Syria, or Kuwait and Iraq, or Russia and Ukraine, than about the 2,000-mile border between the U.S. and Mexico?

Does anyone think Pelosi’s position that a wall is immoral will not be regarded as absurd?

America’s southern border is eventually going to be militarized and defended, or the United States, as we have known it, is going to cease to exist. And Americans will not go gentle into that good night.

Whatever one may think of the face-off Tuesday with “Chuck and Nancy,” Trump’s portrait of an unsustainable border crisis is dead on: “In the last two years, ICE officers made 266,000 arrests of aliens with criminal records, including those charged or convicted of 100,000 assaults, 30,000 sex crimes and 4,000 violent killings.”
The Democrats routine retort, that native-born Americans have a higher crime rate, will not suffice as new atrocities, like those Trump related, are reported and repeated before November 2020.


What should Trump do now? Act. He cannot lose this battle with Pelosi without demoralizing his people and imperiling his presidency.

Since FDR, we have had presidential government. And when U.S. presidents have been decisive activists, history has rewarded their actions.

Lincoln suspended habeas corpus. On taking office, FDR declared a bank holiday. When Britain was barely hanging on in World War II, he swapped 50 destroyers for British bases. He ordered U.S. ships to chase down German submarines and lied about it. Truman fired Gen. MacArthur.

Reagan fired the striking air controllers and ordered the military to occupy Grenada to stop Marxist thugs who had taken over in a coup from taking 500 U.S. medical students hostage. Critics raged: Reagan had no right to invade. But the American people rewarded Reagan with a 49-state landslide.

Trump should declare a national emergency, shift funds out of the Pentagon, build his wall, open the government and charge Democrats with finding excuses not to secure our border because they have a demographic and ideological interest in changing the face of the nation.

For the larger the share of the U.S. population that requires welfare, the greater the need for more social workers, and the more voters there will be to vote to further grow the liberal welfare state.

The more multiracial, multiethnic, multicultural, multilingual America becomes – the less it looks like Ronald Reagan’s America – the more dependably Democratic it will become.

The Democratic Party is hostile to white men, because the smaller the share of the U.S. population that white men become, the sooner that Democrats inherit the national estate.

The only way to greater “diversity,” the golden calf of the Democratic Party, is to increase the number of women, African-Americans, Asians and Hispanics, and thereby reduce the number of white men.

The decisive issues on which Trump was elected were not the old Republican litany of tax cuts, conservative judges and increased defense spending.

They were securing the borders, extricating America from foolish wars, eliminating trade deficits with NAFTA nations, the EU and China, making allies pay their fair share of the common defense, resurrecting our manufacturing base and getting along with Russia.

“America First!” is still a winning hand.

Pat Buchanan, World Net Daily 16 Comments [1/14/2019 2:43:40 AM]
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Quote# 141987

[This one could also belong in RSTDT, due to the anti-Islamic/Jewish parts.]

During some recent meditations the following anagram was revealed to me: Walhalla-Allahlaw[the law of Allah]. When one considers this in relation to the anagram Ragnarok-Korangar[Gar or spear of the Koran] I believe that this is not mere coincidence but something that the Gods wish to reveal to us so that we may prepare ourselves for the holy war which has begun for the life and fate of the Aryan peoples.

The latter anagram is not my discovery but that of someone much wiser than myself. The very fact that we are now living in a time of constant warfare between two semitic powers-the zionist `West` in the form of the Tel Aviv-Washington/New York/London axis and the semitic religion of Islam whose fanatical adherents will not rest until Allah dominates the earth demonstrates that we are witnessing new geopolitical power shifts. Islam means "submission to `God`". In this sense a desert tribal god called Allah, the same deity which spurred the Israelites on to butchery and genocide in their conquest of the land of Canaan-if you believe the myth of course.

Judaism was also responsible for another semitic religion-Christianity, a religion of the slave and the Underman which like Islam had the intention of enslaving Aryan peoples and destroying their indigenous belief systems. Up until the 1990s the semitic power axis consisted of global capitalism on the one hand and mainly Soviet Marxism on the other, both of which are semitic and anti-Aryan ideologies. This axis failed so we are now experiencing something new in this war between Judaism/Christianity against Islam. Whichever side is winning the Aryan can only[apparently] lose.

The conflict between the two sides is only apparent as the real target of both is the Aryan race. Unfortunately the Woden archetype proved too weak to save us from this physical and spiritual onslaught 1,500 years ago although He did manifest Himself through the German Avatar in the 1920s-1940s. Few at the time saw Hitler in this light. The founder of Analytical Psychology Carl Gustav Jung saw clearly that Wotan had awakened from His sleep and desperately tried to save the Germanic folk in their time of greatest need. In the exoteric realm Yahweh appears to have won that battle but in effect by exposing the hidden agenda of the enemy He[the Avatar] succeeded in winning the esoteric war which in fact is really not yet over and will be continued when the new Aryan Germanic God form emerges. This time He will not fail and Ragnarok will see not only the destruction of the current order but the emergence of a new world, a new pantheon of Gods and a reborn Aryan race-the only race which will be given to inhabit the earth. The ancient Aryan scriptures make it abundantly clear: "I gave the earth to the Aryan;"[Rig Veda 4.26.2]. These are the words of the Thunder God Indra, cognate with our very own Thunor/Thor/Donar. This time man-Aryan man will walk in harmony with the Gods and develop technologies and spiritual disciplines that will enable our race to continue to express its exploratory spirit into outer space and beyond into other dimensions.


Wotans Krieger, Aryan Myth and Metahistory 15 Comments [1/14/2019 2:43:32 AM]
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Submitted By: Blair

Quote# 141986

Did the writers of the Christian Bible not understand that our sun would eventually burn out, go red giant, and destroy the Earth, when they wrote that their departed faithful would be revived and live here forever?

I find it… interesting… that those who oppose the idea of a 6000-year old Creation that is prophesied to end sometime in the very near future, worship a lie that everything came from an explosion of nothingness that will end after some billions of years, while their own unscientific “science” (read: untestable and unprovable hypotheses) are opposed by tested and testable science and historic writings.

Are you aware that historical writings indicate that Sirius was a red star between a thousand and two thousand years ago? How long is a red giant supposed to take to become a white star?

Are you aware that the same evolutionary laws that put the terran planets on the inside of the solar system and the gaseous planets on the outside, also explain why the earth is an abomination which is not supposed to exist according to those same “laws” (read: wishes).

When it comes to stellar history and -futurism, astrologers and evolutionary astronomers do the same job: speculate on what might have happened and what they hope will probably happen in the future.

When the Lord returns, the dead in Christ rise first and those who are alive in Him, join them on their way to meet Him and come down to earth and rule over the nations with Him, for only a thousand years. Then the nations of the World shall follow the father of democracy and socialism, the fallen angel lucifer, in his final attempt to remove all authority (except his) from earth, in their final siege of Jerusalem.

The Father will execute them all with fire from heaven and cast their leading spirit into the eternal lake of fire, when He comes down with New Jerusalem. All flesh is replaced with spirit, the sun and moon shall be no more and all who opposed His rule shall be cast into the lake of fire to be with their leader, the traitor lucifer, while those who have submitted to the rule of Jesus Christ as Lord over all, shall live with Him and the Father in New Jerusalem forever.

When in the presence of The Light, you do not need the sun.

Repent of the lie of evolution while you have time, submit to the rule of Jesus Christ while you are still alive. All who love and make lies are cast into the lake of fire. You have this one life and thereafter the Judgement, be it for a good, or for a bad ending.

James Daniel Smit, Quora 11 Comments [1/14/2019 2:43:23 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 141984


on a woman finding out her boyfriend is a pedi that watches real child p0rn




I love roughing up a fit 19 year old girl in bed. I would never think of doing the same to my 19 year old daughter.

Just because he is attracted to children doesn't lead to him abusing his own.

You're right but it doesn't eliminate the possibility just because they would be his children. Things to consider, young children have young children friends. I'm not trying to be accusatory, just throwing it out there.


I view pedophiles the same as I view gay people or dudes that are into fat chicks



He didn't admit it until she caught him actually. And no, nowhere did I say he deserves persecution, I said he needs help. But this kind of behavior is deemed unacceptable for a reason: it hurts innocent people. It supports the industry that hurts these kids and it hurt his relationship that he has with OP. It's toxic because usually part of being involved with someone romantically involves having sex, which she can no longer fully trust in or enjoy because of his history.



This is a contentious point of view and heavily debated.

To take it to an even further extreme... Snuff films.

If somebody is going to torture a girl and take her life on camera you can reasonably argue that it is because the perp wants to kill and torture somebody. He's not some good person doing it just to satisfy a commercial demand.

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Forgiving him for what exactly? He has a sexual fetish that he was born with, no fault of his own.

Maybe I'm just getting Charmin soft in my old age but I think somebody that can admit to and own their sexual proclivities certainly qualifies as "sexually healthy" in my book.

Fetishes are acceptable and healthy when both parties involved are consenting. The children in child pornography are coerced or forced into those situations, explain to me how that's not detrimental? It's pretty hypocritical to call my statement contentious and then say that he can't help it and was born with the fetish when there's no evidence to back that. Sounds to me like you're justifying your own "proclivities".



If he was raping children? I've got the gun, you bring the bullets. There is NO excuse for that ever. We are both on the same page in that regard.

I was just saying that the viewpoint that "the demand for child porn drives the market for it" is heavily contested and hardly a truth carved in stone. There are very good arguments on both sides of the discussion.



Branfip3, Reddit 12 Comments [1/13/2019 12:48:47 PM]
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Quote# 141982

From this link: grrrgraphics.com/the-democrat-…
The Democrats are building their own wall. It’s a growing wall of big government statism, endless war, globalism, and higher taxes that race toward socialism.

It’s a wall that blocks us from our liberties including our right to own a gun and the right to engage in free speech. It’s a wall that censors and controls minds by means of lying, fake news corporate media. It’s a wall that protects a massively corrupt Deep State from receiving justice.

Nancy Pelosi, tear down your despicable, fascist, blue wall and allow our president to construct a legitimate one along our southern border. We need a wall that protects us from an endless stream of illegal aliens coming here for free stuff as well as criminals and terrorists who come in to wreak havoc on us all.

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Ben Garrison, DeviantArt 21 Comments [1/13/2019 12:45:35 PM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 141979

People are crazy. They believe in Black holes, Big Bang, Worm Hole, Space Time bending, oceans bending, gravity, string theory, but not the creator.

How many claim to have taken birth out of thin air?

NIKOLA TESLA 2.0, Twitter 13 Comments [1/13/2019 12:43:16 PM]
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Quote# 141975

As more people see Infinity War, the true hero is often ignored. It made me happy to see someone who understands on Twitter.



[Image of a t-shirt where a shirtless Jesus is forgiving Thanos and holding his Gauntlet. Twitter user comments
"All is forgiven Thanos."]

u/societyofjewishninja, Reddit 9 Comments [1/13/2019 12:26:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 141965

I know a man who walked in on his wife and her lover and stabbed her, almost killing her. I dated him for 7 years afterwards, no hints of violence, I was never afraid of him.

Sahirrnee, The Straight dope 8 Comments [1/13/2019 12:07:49 PM]
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Quote# 141964

Satan, the devil, "self identifies" as an angel of light.

Don't fall for it.

The Truth, Facebook 9 Comments [1/13/2019 12:07:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Oy Vey

Quote# 141963

SIN by any other name is still SIN

It is not an affair, it is ADULTERY

It is not premarital sex, it is FORNICATION

It is not homosexuality, it is SODOMY

It is not obsession, it is IDOLATRY

It is not fibbing, it is LYING

It is not abortion, it is MURDER

Don't whitewash sin, repent of it!


The Truth, Facebook 12 Comments [1/13/2019 12:07:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Oy Vey

Quote# 141962

Accused of being unloving.

When I expose ungodly and heretical wolves.

The Truth, Facebook 8 Comments [1/13/2019 12:07:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Oy Vey

Quote# 141961

Yes I'm a Christian.

No I don't hate gay people.

But homosexuality is a sin just like premarital sex is a sin and I love you enough to tell you.

No one who practices sin will enter Heaven.

Hate is allowing someone to walk into Hell without saying a thing.

The Truth, Facebook 12 Comments [1/13/2019 12:07:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Oy Vey

Quote# 141960

*Picture of Earth* Not your mother.

*Picture of an Ape* Not your father.

*Picture of people of various races* but these ARE your brothers and sisters.

The Truth, Facebook 12 Comments [1/13/2019 12:06:41 PM]
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Submitted By: Oy Vey

Quote# 141957

psychology as a whole is mostly quackery and borderline pseudoscience tbh tbh

BigRuler, Kiwi Farms 5 Comments [1/13/2019 12:05:00 PM]
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