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Quote# 141796

(AnyGoal)
Calvinism explains our suffering - they considered Chads to be 'elected' from God.

Unconditional election (also known as unconditional grace) is a Lutheran and Reformed doctrine relating to Predestination that describes the actions and motives of God in eternity past, before He created the world, where he predestinated some people to receive salvation, the elect, the Chads and foids, and the rest he left to continue in their sins and receive the just punishment, eternal damnation.

this was how they translated the blackpill back then. this is where the saying 'you have been blessed with good looks' comes from. they considered Chads to be 'elected' from God.

(Iaintmadatya9)
You finally found out the truth. Now go look at a bunch of Near Death Experience videos. All the ugly men experience NDE versions of hell, while all good looking people go to heaven usually lol.

(hamrspace)
The longer I live, the less put off I am by the concept of predestination. Predestination in the afterlife seems cruel, but there are so many more factors in the world that are out of our control than factors we can control. Predestination is no different.

AnyGoal, Iaintmadatya9 & hamrspace, r/Braincels 8 Comments [1/1/2019 10:58:46 AM]
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Quote# 141788

JOHN THE BAPTIST WAS ELIJAH THE PROPHET!!

JOHN THE BAPTIST WAS NOT ELIJAH THE PROPHET REINCARNATED BECAUSE ELIJAH NEVER
DIED BUT HE WAS TAKEN UP TO HEAVEN ALIVE (II KINGS 2:11). JOHN THE BAPTIST, AS
THE FORERUNNER OF THE MESSIAH, CAME IN THE SPIRIT AND POWER OF ELIJAH!

During the reigns of Augustus Caesar and Edomite King Herod, baby JOHANAN or John was born to the elderly Elizabeth—the wife of a Levitical priest named Zechariah.

John the Baptist was born at the Feast of Trumpets and the Messiah was born at Passover!!

It was at the height of the Pax Romana, when all the world was at peace, that the angel Gabriel announced to Zechariah that his old and barren wife Elizabeth would give birth to a son:

Then an angel of JEHOVAH appeared to him, standing on the right side of the altar of incense. And when Zechariah saw him, he was troubled, and fear fell upon him. But the angel said to him, “Do not be afraid, Zechariah, for your prayer is heard; and your wife Elizabeth will bear you a son, and you shall call his name Johanan. And you will have joy and gladness, and many will rejoice at his birth. For he will be great in the sight of JEHOVAH, and shall drink neither wine nor strong drink. He will also be filled with the Holy Spirit, even from his mother’s womb. And he will turn many of the children of Israel to JEHOVAH Elohim. He will also go before him in the spirit and power of Elijah, to turn the hearts of the fathers to the children, and the disobedient to the wisdom of the just, to make ready a people prepared for JEHOVAH" (St. Luke 1:11-17).

John the Baptist was like a trumpet blast to Israel

After the miraculous births of the forerunner and the Messiah, the next great event was the appearing of John the Baptist preaching in the wilderness of Judea. Roma had a new emperor named Tiberius, and Judea was formally annexed to the Empire when Pontius Pilate was appointed governor.

Both John the Baptist and the Messiah began their ministry in 26 AD.

That was the 15th year of Tiberius Caesar, and Pontius Pilate was the new governor of Judea.

All of the Jews were anticipating the coming of the Messiah, and many believed that John the Baptist was the Expected One.

There was a 400-year period of silence until Israel heard the trumpet blast of John the Baptist preaching in the wilderness of Judea:

In those days came John the Baptist preaching in the wilderness of Judea, and saying, "repent for the kingdom of heaven is at hand." For this is he that was spoken of by the prophet Isaiah saying, "The voice of one crying in the wilderness, prepare ye the way of JEHOVAH, make his paths straight" (Matthew 3:1-3).

The Jordan River had a special significance for the people of Israel. Jordan means "descend" and it was a "stargate," or portal between heaven and earth. Joshua the son of Nun took command of the army by the River Jordan, and Elijah the Prophet ascended up to heaven by that same river.

All Judea went out to hear John the Baptist preach, even Roman soldiers:

And the soldiers likewise demanded of him, saying, "and what shall we do?" And he said unto them, "do violence to no man, neither accuse any falsely; and be content with your wages" (Saint Luke 3:14).

John the Baptist did not tell the soldiers to leave Israel and go back to Roma, or disband the Empire, because he knew that the Roman Empire was the legs of iron destined to trample down the whole earth until the end of time (Daniel Chapter 2).

John the Baptist began to denounce the sins of those in high places, especially the incest of Herod Antipas and Herodias.

Herod Antipas married a woman named Herodias, who was previously married to Herod's brother Philip.

At Herod's birthday, Salome, the daughter of Herodias, danced before him, and he promised to give her half of his kingdom. She asked for the head of John the Baptist on a platter!

Amazingly, John the Baptist—the forerunner of the Messiah—was mentioned by Josephus . . . but there is only one brief mention of the Messiah:

Now some of the Jews thought that the destruction of Herod's army came from God, and that very justly, as punishment for what he did against John, that was called the Baptist (Josephus, Antiquities, Book 18, Chapter 5).

After John was beheaded, many of the followers of the Messiah stopped following him. They believed a real Messiah would supernaturally open the prison doors and rescue John from the murderous King Herod.

The Messiah's chosen successor was also named John!!

Incredibly, the Messiah's most beloved disciple was also named Johanan or John. John stuck like GLUE to the Messiah for the entire 3.5-years of his ministry, and Satan was unable to sever the bond between the Teacher and his beloved disciple. John was the only male disciple to remain at Golgotha during the crucifixion:

Now there stood by the cross of Jehoshua his mother, and his mother’s sister, Miriam the wife of Cleophas, and Miriam Magdalene. When Jehoshua therefore saw his mother, and the disciple whom he loved standing by, he said to his mother, “Woman, behold your son! Then he said to the disciple, "Behold your mother!” And from that hour that disciple took her to his own home (St. John 19: 25-27).

Toward the end of his reign, Emperor Domitian launched a bitter persecution against the Christians.

St. John—as the chosen successor of Christ—was his prime target.

Previous attempts to kill the Apostle by poisoning failed, so he was banished to the Isle of Patmos to work in the mines.

It was during his imprisonment on the island that he had a series of 7 awesome visions recorded in the Apocalypse. Most of the symbols are taken from the books of Isaiah, Ezekiel, Daniel, Joel, and Zechariah.

The visions of St. John are a continuation of the visions of Daniel the Prophet. Daniel saw the 3 previous empires of Babylon, Medo-Persia, and Greece, but St. John saw the future of the 4th Empire with the legs of iron.


2 of the most terrifying visions revealed to St. John were the 4 Horsemen of the Apocalypse, and the Whore of Babylon.

The 4 horsemen riding roughshod over the earth symbolize the Papal monarchy and the Muslim caliphate.

At the end of the terrifying visions, St. John was taken to the New World, and he saw the New Jerusalem descending from heaven:

And he carried me away in the Spirit to a great and high mountain, and showed me the great city, the holy Jerusalem, descending out of heaven from Elohim having the glory of Elohim. Her light was like a most precious stone, like a jasper stone, clear as crystal. Also she had a great and high wall with twelve gates, and twelve angels at the gates, and names written on them, which are the names of the twelve tribes of the children of Israel: three gates on the east, three gates on the north, three gates on the south, and three gates on the west. Now the wall of the city had twelve foundations, and on them were the names of the twelve apostles of the Lamb (Apocalypse 21:10-14).

That great vision began to come to pass in 1520 when Saint Martin Luther wrote his magnum opus entitled: On the Babylonian Captivity of the Church.

100 years after 1520, the Pilgrim Fathers planted Israel in the New World Wilderness.

Against tremendous Satanic opposition, that small outpost of the kingdom of Christ, grew into 13 colonies.

On July 4, 1776, Israel was reborn in Philadelphia—the city of brotherly love.

St. John also saw a vision of Armageddon, or the last great battle between the followers of Christ and the followers of Satan:

And he (Satan) gathered them together into a place called in the Hebrew language Armageddon (Apocalypse 16:16).

That battle will not occur in the Old World—which is already controlled by the Vatican or Islam:

And he shall plant the tabernacles of his palace between the seas in the glorious holy mountain; yet he shall come to his end, and no one will help him (Daniel 11:45).

President Trump has postponed Armageddon . . . postponed . . . but not cancelled!!

Saint John was assumed into heaven . . . not the Virgin Miriam!!

In 1950, Pope Pius XII infallibly declared that the Virgin Miriam was assumed bodily into heaven immediately after her death:

By the authority of our Lord Christ, of the Blessed Apostles Peter and Paul, and by our own authority, we pronounce, declare, and define it to be a divinely revealed dogma: that the Immaculate Mother of God, the ever Virgin Mary, having completed the course of her earthly life, was assumed body and soul into heavenly glory. (Pope Pius XII, Munificentissimus Deus, November 1, 1950).

Most of the history of early Christianity was destroyed by Emperor Jesus Constantine, but we can be certain that St. John ended his days in Ephesus, and was immediately resurrected and taken up to heaven .

St. Hippolyptus of Roma (170–235) stated that St. John's body could not be found after his death.

It is only to be expected that the body of the Beloved Disciple, and Christ's successor, should not undergo decay.

Here is a quote from a very prolific Roman Christian writer named St. Hippolyptus:

John, again, in Asia, was banished by Domitian the king to the isle of Patmos in which also he wrote his Gospel and saw the Apocalyptic visions; and in Trajan's time he fell asleep at Ephesus, where his remains were sought for, but could not be found. (Hippolyptus, Treatise on the Twelve Apostles, p. 130).

As it is a fatal error to give a carnal or mundane meaning to symbols and similes, so it is a fatal error to confuse St. Peter with the Apostle John . . . or with the mother of the Messiah.

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 14 Comments [1/1/2019 10:56:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Jacob Harrison

Quote# 141784

[About American culture]

It's also a culture of individualism.


Which is also its worst part. Idealizing individualism is simply a justification for selfishness.

Collectivism based on a patriarchal family lineage is a social structure I much prefer. Build wealth and pass it down to my first born son. That's my ideal society.

x0vash0x, r/China 14 Comments [1/1/2019 10:53:27 AM]
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Quote# 141778

Science favors Christianity. Heck, Christianity INVENTED science, and as a discipline, science makes no sense outside of the context of the Christian worldview.

John C. Wright, John C. Wright's Journal 21 Comments [1/1/2019 3:03:07 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 141777

Ownership and domination is a concept that developed on Mars...
...they destroyed their world using science...their refugees were
welcomed in Atlantis...where they brought great destruction upon that nation.

Ownership is NOT something a enlightened civilization
who lives in Oneness such as Lemuria would practice. All lives belong to Mother-Earth.

Diamond-flame of the Holy Spirit, Y! answers 16 Comments [1/1/2019 3:03:00 AM]
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Quote# 141776

You know [Jordan Peterson] is full of it when he says he thinks the Left has become too extreme.

The "Left" has always been demon infested. "Leftists" have always been the winged monkey servants of Satan. "Left" means "Sinister." The "Left" is nothing but evil and cannot be anything else besides evil.

It's not really about Left versus Right. It's about Left versus any grasp of reality, any respect for that which is good and true and right, and a commitment to all that is bad and false and wrong.

Why does JBP have a bigger problem with Nationalism than he has with Leftism? Because he is just another demon infested winged monkey Globalist servant of Satan, that's why.

JamesEdward, Disqus 16 Comments [1/1/2019 3:02:50 AM]
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Submitted By: Citizen Justin

Quote# 141775

Attractive bodies are not permanent. Lust is a sin. And with every single other picture, trying to satisfy your sin, you are falling deeper, and deeper into devils throat, away from Fathers sight. How long does it take to be in complete darkness, and, how will you find the light? Look at yourself, look at your naked soul, tangled in your own decisions, in your own will. Who are you going to blame, before the Fathers eye? Parents, sad life? No dear, you can blame only yourself and your decisions. There's no more corners to hide, no more shoulders to cry on. Face it. Face it and change your behaviour. You still have a time.

anonymus972, 9gag 10 Comments [1/1/2019 3:02:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 141771

So long as you're a Catholic of the: abortion-loving, adulterous, fornicator, LGBT variety (take your pick) - democrats will love and welcome you. Otherwise, in their mind, you have no place in government. I fault RC bishops around the world for not excommunicating every Catholic (politician or otherwise) who supports or condones godlessness. IMHO, people like Cardinal Dolan and his colleagues prefer rubbing shoulders and being in the limelight with the likes of the Baldwins, Pelosis and Bidens of this world - than rebuke and excommunicate them.

JesusIsLord, Free Republic 8 Comments [1/1/2019 3:01:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 141766

“Tolerance” is not about acceptance. Conservatives accept homosexuals and the sinful life they lead - inasmuch as the vast majority do not call for their extermination. The Bible tells us people will go to hell. “Tolerance,” as used by the militant homosexual lobby, really means “approval.” Which they will never get from me.

ConservaTexan, Free Republic 12 Comments [1/1/2019 2:17:27 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 141763

Make no mistake the US is currently in a revolution.

1. unfettered illegal immigration
2. caravans being organized and funded to storm our borders and invade with deep hatred for all the US stands for.
3. President Trump is under attack like no President ever.
4. Kavanaugh will continue to be under attack.
5. Capitalism is under attack.
6. The founding prinicples of this country are under attack.
7. Gaining control of media outlets like news (to include Fox News) and social media outlets like facebook, youtube, and google.

These are all elements of the current revolution we are under. Right now it is one sided. Should Trump be removed it will not longer be one sided. From there it may lead to civil war.

Revmitchell, BaptistBoard 12 Comments [1/1/2019 2:16:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Klagg

Quote# 141762

(about the subreddit r/TraaButNoCommies, a subreddit for transgender people who aren't communist.)

this is hilarious, im trans and every trans person i know is a communist of some kind. its almost as if a marginalized group supports a system where we wouldnt be marginalized. i cant even imagine how you could be trans and a capitalist



Tezcatzontecatl, Reddit - /r/ShitLiberalsSay 9 Comments [1/1/2019 2:16:08 AM]
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Quote# 141761

(In response to: Did God prefer Adam and Eve as they were before their eyes were opened by the fruit of knowledge, or after?)

A Christian Perspective

I don't see how that is even a question.

They knowingly disobeyed Jehovah.

They chose Satan as their God.

They were executed.

Michael Tracey, Quora 11 Comments [1/1/2019 2:15:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 141759

All humans stand hopeless before the Almighty, All-Holy God. We all deserve to be consumed by the fire of His wrath for any less-than-perfect thing we have done. Problem is, He doesn't actually want anyone to die, so He does all He can to save us short of taking away our free will. Scripture indicates that everything/anyone who rebels against their Creator by refusing to worship Him will meet a fiery end - that is a matter of choice for us. I challenge you to try and get to know Him though - you'll be surprised by His mercy and grace. I mean, how is it that a nation about to be destroyed calls out to God after pages and pages of oracles about His coming wrath and asks for compassion based on His character (Jeremiah 21:2)? Somehow, the God they knew had a reputation of great love and compassion amidst all the destruction.

Dee, Dwindling in Unbelief 9 Comments [1/1/2019 2:15:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen
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