Quote# 128872

Everything I Know About Women

I was sitting in a coffee shop when a young man came up to me. “Are you Roosh?” he asked.

“Yes I’m Roosh.”

“I want to be good with women. Please teach me everything you know.”

I said, “Before I teach you everything I know, I want you to prove to me that you will commit to my teachings. Go on the internet, find a couple pickup lines, and approach 100 women. Then come back and tell me how it went.”

One month later he came back.

“Roosh I did the 100 approaches. Some of them went okay but I usually ran out of things to say. I didn’t get laid. So I’m ready now for you to teach me everything you know.”

“Before I teach you everything I know, I want you to go read 30 books. They can be about anything. Then come back to me and tell me which books you read.”

He came back six months later. He told me about the books he read and the interesting things he learned from them. He showed me his new e-reader and mentioned how reading has become somewhat of an addiction for him.

“Okay Roosh I did the 100 approaches and read the books. Now can you teach me everything you know?”

I said, “I will be more than happy to, but you don’t look healthy. Your body is soft. Go read Starting Strength, follow the program to the letter, and come back to me in 3 months.”

When he came back again, his walk had more bounce and his muscles were bigger. I noticed he also got a new haircut.

“Okay Roosh I did the 100 approaches, read the books, and can now deadlift 250 pounds. I feel more confident. But can you just teach me everything you know about picking up women?”

I said, “Sure thing. But first I want you to do all three levels of the Pimsleur language program in Spanish. Then I want you to go to Colombia for two weeks to practice the language.”

“Jesus Christ Roosh! How is that going to help me with women?”

“You want me to teach you everything I know about women, right?” I said.

“Yes I do, but it will take a long time to learn Spanish and save the money for a trip. I just want to learn how to get laid like you. I mean, I don’t even know where Colombia is.”

“Just do what I tell you to do, and I will teach you everything I know.”

He came back nine months later and greeted me in decent Spanish. He told me a lot of fun stories about Colombia, including how he had a little fling with Maria, a girl he met while asking for directions in Medellin. “When I was in Colombia I heard a lot of guys hyping up Brazil, so I started learning Portuguese. It’s not so hard because the languages are similar. But anyways I still want you to teach me everything you know about women.”

“You got it. But there’s just one last thing I want you to do. Go do 100 more approaches. Then I promise you that when you come back, I will teach you everything that I know.”

Three months later he came back to the coffee shop. Behind him was a pretty girl.

“Hey Roosh this is Rebecca. I met her in the grocery store and we’ve been going out for two months.” When she stepped out to make a phone call, he said, “Roosh you’ve been very helpful to me. I’ve grown a lot in the past couple years and can barely recognize myself in the mirror, but I’m finally ready for you to teach me everything you know about…”

Suddenly he stopped and stared at me. A smile formed on his face. He gave me a strong handshake and then left with his girl. I never saw him again.

Roosh V, Roosh V 17 Comments [7/5/2017 8:29:37 AM]
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The bells ring loundly making the whole world have an earthqack as I hold on to tower's floor I look over the hell gate open wader seeing many demons come out so many of them see them blast out hell something is coming out the gates I call Rodrgo to pick us up now but then I head a Voice coming out the gates of hell the voice that so evil made my body felt cold and almost stops my beating heart I saw the hands out out of bell holding on the sides of the gates of hell I saw its seven heads with ten horns cover by many golded crowns its is the devil himself he stands 100 feet tall he roar out with a freedom yell, then Rodrgo came to pick us up he yell us hurry get in we rush into the helicopter

[Rodrgo]WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING COMING OUT THE GATES?

|Miguel|thats the devil Cousin

|Adrian]holy shit he huge and bigger then the giant we saw

[Freddyjis this the end Miguel?

[Miguel]no Freddy its the begining of the war of good and evil

Then I saw a bright comming from the skys I look at it and I saw the heaven gates open but behide the gates of heaven are Gods soliders of heaven riding the white horses the solider Angels wearing red robes with gold armor one had to be the leader of God s army he had a helment cover with gold and sliver he rise his sword and say on words brothers this battle is ours may the Lord be with us to slay this enemies for the light of Jesus christ for heaven and honor RRAAAA he yell out and they rode their horses down to earth slaying down demons it. Rodrgo fly off to the bunker to regruop we pass bv Ronie men but they were doing the same running back to their homes as I look back the C4s blow up the Tower makeing the Tower fall down crushing down many demons that under it seeing that tower fall made this battle worth the fight but I see Axon floting up calling his mater's name and welcoming him. seeing this made me lose hope may God have mercy on our souls.

Brown Wolf, Forgotten: Book One Revelations (book) 21 Comments [7/4/2017 9:25:16 PM]
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Quote# 128856

[Lyrics to "Simple Man"]

I ain't nothin' but a simple man
They call me a redneck I reckon that I am
But there's things going on
That make me mad down to the core.

I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
There's crooked politicians and crime in the street
And I'm madder'n hell and I ain't gonna take it no more.

We tell our kids to just say no
Then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go
Slaps him on the wrist and then he turns him back out on the town.

Now if I had my way with people sellin' dope
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I'd hang 'em up high and let 'em swing 'til the sun goes down

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible's away
They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The good book says it so I know it's the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man.

Now I'm the kinda man that'd not harm a mouse
But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
I've got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other side

So don't go pushing me against my will
I don't want to have to fight you but I dern sure will
So if you don't want trouble then you'd better just pass me on by

As far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse
For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
And I've got a way to put an end to all that mess

Just take them rascals out in the swamp
Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest

You know what's wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible's away
They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The Good Book says it so I know it's the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man

The Charlie Daniels Band, AZLyrics 25 Comments [7/4/2017 8:42:43 PM]
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Quote# 128855

[old, but still relevant]

Our son graduated second in his high school class, was an all-state athlete, and model citizen. Before he was arrested at age 24 he had never had a brush with the law, not even as much as a parking ticket. Like millions of teenagers across America he discovered pornography at the age of 16 when we brought the one-eyed computer/monster into our home.

The internet was new, and most parents were unaware of what was readily available for viewing. Over the next 8 years, pornography began to sink it’s teeth into him. Eventually, his fleshly-curiosity led him to a file-sharing website where he downloaded onto our computer images of teenage girls. How many young men all across this nation are guilty of this crime?

But it was a crime. Because the girls were under the age of 18, they were considered minors. Downloading the images was considering “pandering pornography” and because they were “minors” it was a Class II felony…right up there with kidnapping, rape, and murder.

All hell was about to be unleashed on our son. He was about to lose everything he had.

Because he was the son of a “local minister,” and because of the bold Christian-stand that Pass The Salt Ministries takes, our son became the whipping boy for all who had a bone to pick with his father. The local media reacted with a vengeance. They tried to kill me buy destroying our son.

Please understand, I make no excuse for what he did, especially in our house, on our home computer. But if every 24 year old-man who had looked at naked teenage girls were arrested we would have to build more jails.

The media crucified him. They called him a “pedophile,” “pervert” and a “child molester.” The reports talked about “kiddie-porn” and “sex-offender,” and “little girls.” (Our society encourages young girls to dress like sluts and then calls those who look at them perverts.)

'Coach' Dave Daubenmire, News with Views 17 Comments [7/4/2017 8:42:40 PM]
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Submitted By: Citizen Justin

Quote# 128854

No, I'm not speaking of expulsion of Jews or minorities. I'm speaking of expulsion of White people. And I'm being 100% serious.

Back in antiquity, there were several cases of native populations letting in refugees/outsiders only to be expelled themselves within a generation. I believe this happened in Greece.

With the extreme rise in anti-White rhetoric (and we're only at 62% White, imagine what it'll be like when Whites are a minority), anything is possible. You already hear "Whites get out!" chants at Canadian universities.
Demographics are destiny, and minorities are often expelled at the whim of the majority. Once the tide turns and Whites become a minority, it's not hard for me to see violence against Whites being rationalized as self-defense or understandable (look at what happened to Scalise). It seems plausible to me that an Evergreen-esque scenario could happen on a broader scale.

Rameses2, Reddit 4 Comments [7/4/2017 8:42:36 PM]
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Adam Ford, Adam4d 22 Comments [7/4/2017 8:42:32 PM]
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Adam Ford, Adam4d 12 Comments [7/4/2017 8:40:36 PM]
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[OP of "REMOVE Cultural Marxists." - NSFW picture of Trump supporter sodomizing a "Cultural Marxist" with Jewish features]

https://i.redditmedia.com/U4XKx7DkwAdlNs_MOaiLIx6wzNh7KfuwHWweIP6h2m8.jpg?w=500&s=e099d7b7417bc1f3be59b4af6b16b699

happinessmachine, Reddit - r/Physical_Removal 3 Comments [7/4/2017 8:40:30 PM]
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Quote# 128842

Hell hath no fury like a controversial pastor who went to hell and killed the devil, horns and all.

Pastor Paseka Motsoeneng, also known as Pastor Mboro, claimed on Facebook he went to hell and rid the world of its evils by killing the main man himself, Lucifer.

Prophet Paseka "Mboro" Motsoeneng of the Incredible Happenings Ministry in Kathlegong. File picture: Nokuthula Mbatha/Independent Media
But after receiving negative feedback on his Facebook post, Mboro deleted it.

Mboro wrote: “When I got to hell, there was a queue of millions of people waiting to be braaied by Satan. I even saw some prominent South African politicians.

“I was so shocked because they lived like angels here on earth. I thought they went to heaven.

“When Satan saw me, he panicked and directed his army to kill me. Like Samson in the Bible, I defeated them. Satan was my last victim.”

This is not the first heavenly claim the preacher has made.

According to Mboro, he was so overcome by the spirit last year on Easter Sunday; he went to heaven and took pictures on his Samsung Galaxy Smartphone.

The pastor then sold the heavenly pictures for R5 000 each.

He also claimed to have access to the Pearly Gates and could get people in - at a heavenly price, of course.

Mboro was charging members of his congregation R10 000 for guaranteed access.

He also claimed he is so blessed that God sent him a BMW i8 valued at R2 million for helping the poor with his good deeds.

“The Bible says those who take care of the poor will be lifted up by Jesus. I’ve been helping the poor. God is rewarding me, with an i8,” Mboro said.

Paseka Motsoeneng, IOL 16 Comments [7/4/2017 8:20:29 PM]
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Quote# 128827

Invest in my efforts to reach more people with this life-saving, life-changing gospel message! The gospel is always free: but the methods of getting it out there are not. I need partners, investors and those who believe my work is truly of God to hit the link, and let the Holy Spirit guide your actions. Thanks in advance! God bless! | https://edendecoded.com/be-a-blessing

Mack Major, Facebook 18 Comments [7/4/2017 8:40:19 AM]
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Quote# 128822

“We have verified that Masonry, intrinsically the enemy of Christ, manipulates the schools, as well as the greater part of the communications media. Disgraceful to say, the actual schools are hotbeds of putrefaction, immorality, deviation, and decomposition of authentic spiritual values, moral and patriotic. The schools have also been turned into a studied, calculated and astutely prepared seminary, that afford the opportunity, by means of instruction, to inspire the children with abhorrence for the very idea of God, and to imbue adherence, forcing the will to enter in an immediate future, political organizations which practice diabolical militant atheism, be it under the name of Masonry, or under the name of Marxism, or whatever similar socialism. And what is worse, in many instances, this instruction is given by Priests, who say they are Catholic; when in fact they are henchmen and lackeys of Antichrist. Very beloved children, you, the fathers and mothers of families, for love of God, watch over your children. They are going to be either one or other of two things; either holy and valiant sons of the army of Christ, or the apostate militant henchmen of Antichrist. Watch over what your children read. As parents, the representatives of God in the family, you have power to prohibit your children reading that which is contrary to God; using if necessary, punishments, reasonable and severe.

Very beloved children, it is necessary that there disappear from your homes, whatever book or literature that is contrary to God, contrary to wholesome doctrine, contrary to morality, and so forth. Very beloved children, you who are fathers and mothers of the family, watch over and take care of the media of social communication that your children use. For example, the television, which in itself is a marvellous instrument, which, put in the service of God can accomplish a great apostolate; but, disgracefully, this does not occur, because Masonry manipulates television on a universal scale, presenting programmes which attack God, attack wholesome Doctrine, morals, and also true patriotic values. It is clear that there is a world scheme that, by means of television, those nations that traditionally had been distinguished for their Catholic Faith, apostatise and join the hosts of Antichrist.

We, as common Father of all true Catholics, with anguished appeal, and with immense love for the institution of the family, repeat insistently; you, fathers and mothers of the family, be vigilant, watch and teach your children, in order that they become true sons of God. Be alert, since Masonry, Marxism, Zionism and so forth, rule and manipulate satanically the majority of the Governments of the world. Unhappily, we are living the times when the prince of darkness is ruling the world situation. Very beloved children, consider also that in radio, Masonry has infiltrated; and where most it has infiltrated is the press; newspapers, weeklies, periodicals, documentaries and so forth. Certainly it can be said that the Press, in greater part, is manipulated, articulated and propagated by International Masonry, with few exceptions. For this reason, watch the reading matter that falls into the hands of your children; not merely watch, but also prohibit firmly your children from obtaining such reading matter, by whatever means, by purchase, by loan from other friends, and so forth. Prohibit this with holy energy, with firmness and just punishments, for the good of your souls, for the good of their souls, and to serve God's Holy Church. Do not forget that in the Press, is practised every form of corruption; among which, immorality through pornography. Do not forget, pornography is an invention of Satan to divert and destroy Catholic morals.”

The Palmarian Church, The Palmarian Church Blog 8 Comments [7/4/2017 8:24:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 128821

Now we have a new activist community which holds not just a pro-paedosexual, but a pro-contact position: Heart Progress. This group of people openly aims to bring about the legalisation and normalisation of consensual child-adult sex. This is not another sad VirPed bunch begging society to accept them as human beings because of their promise to condemn and suppress their sexuality. Neither it is a therapeutic circle providing some help yet still insisting that its members should forever give up any hope of their sexual needs being actually satisfied. These are people who publicly claim that children are sexual beings who can consent to sexual relations with adults, and not get harmed in the process; and, therefore, there is no objective reason to forbid intergenerational sexual contact.

And now, Heart Progress is concentrating its efforts on doing exactly this, taking the message beyond the confines to which it has until now been restricted by public opinion. This requires real nonconformity and courage, especially in view of the fact that the community’s list of participants is open and visible, with members who are active on social networks such as Twitter and Google+ (where it has a community page). Apparently many of these people are not paedophiles themselves, but activists in open solidarity with them, without hiding their identities. Such public support is a remarkable achievement.

Nor does Heart Progress limit its activity to online advocacy: it has already organised a public, real-life demonstration called “Breed Out the Hate”. This event was not dedicated to paedosexuality but to interracial marriage, intercourse and childbirth. The demo was apparently quite small; yet, a primarily pro-paedosexual organisation visibly engaged in real-life activism is something unseen since the 1970s (or, at best, the early 1980s).

So, as I said before, and will repeat here, Heart Progress people are remarkably courageous, and are doing important work. They are the first ones in many years to do it. And as for the absurd ideas which some of their leading figures support, unfortunately, they are not the only ones supporting absurd ideas now. If we support them, we will be able to point them to their mistakes, and maybe even persuade some of them to give them up. Or, at least, we will make their community more diverse – with the benefits I described above.

Explorer , HereticTOC 8 Comments [7/4/2017 8:24:13 AM]
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Quote# 128820

Get Ready for CHRIST to confront SATAN directly on July 5th! Jesus to THROW him down!
HERE ARE THE SIGNS FROM THE SUN MOON AND STARS!

July 5, 2017 – let the bright waxing gibbous moon guide you to the star Antares and the planet Saturn. We expect both Antares and Saturn to be bright enough to overcome tonight’s lunar glare.

Although we draw in the stick figure of the constellation Scorpius the Scorpion, you might have some difficulty making out its fishhook-shaped figurine tonight. But the moon will drop out of the evening sky by mid-month, enabling you to see this constellation in all its starlit glory, (THE MOON REPRESENTING BELIEVERS PROTECTED BY THE LAMB)

For now, use the moon to find Antares and Saturn, and then let Antares and Saturn serve your guides to the constellation Scorpius once the moon has moved onward.

Both Antares and Saturn are of 1st-magnitude brightness, so they are still pretty easy to see on a moonlit night.

You can distinguish Saturn from Antares by color. Antares glowers in a ruddy hue whereas Saturn appears more golden.

Because Antares is a star, it may be more apt to twinkle than the planet Saturn, which shines with a steadier light.

A 1st-magnitude star, such as Antares, tends to sparkle more wildly when it’s close to the horizon.
(When the dragon saw that he had been hurled to the earth, he pursued the woman who had given birth to the male child)

Enthusiasts consider Saturn the jewel of the solar system.
Because the moon moves eastward in front of the constellations of the zodiac, look for the moon to pair up with Saturn tomorrow, on July 6, and to be east of Saturn on the day after, on July 7.

As soon as darkness falls on July 5, watch for the moon, Antares and Saturn.

christian, Godlike Productions 20 Comments [7/4/2017 8:24:08 AM]
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Anonymous, Whisper 24 Comments [7/4/2017 2:39:50 AM]
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Anonymous, Whisper 22 Comments [7/4/2017 2:39:36 AM]
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Anonymous, Whisper 20 Comments [7/4/2017 2:36:01 AM]
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Quote# 128811

Dear faggots: A man's hairy ass is not a vagina. Get over it, you cocksucking bitch motherfuckers. Hurry up and die, genetic dead-end degenerate freaks. Enjoy your unnatural, dishonorable, unmanly "lifestyle" of disease, drugs, shit-fetishism, sado-masochism, hedonism, nihilism, neurosis, deviation, pedophilia, and death.?

Apollon Abaddon, YouTube 28 Comments [7/3/2017 8:48:42 PM]
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Quote# 128804

[Why did people live almost a thousand years in the early Bible stories?]

Before the flood people were made in a different way. They were much more spiritual then physical. This changed when people started lusting after their desires then the physical became stronger then the physical and the nature of physicality is that it decays. This went on gradually and after bearing the sins of mankind for over 1500 years G-d decided to give them a limit of 120 years. In psalms 90 we see that mankind had deteriorated to a span of 70 years and if with power till 80.

Levi, Y! answers 20 Comments [7/3/2017 1:44:15 PM]
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Quote# 128803

You will note that the earth today is not the earth of Genesis. The earth in Genesis had a water layer that encapsulated the earth. Water as most know, deflects infrared radiation (IR) and ultraviolent radiation (UV). That water canopy gave the earth a moderate climate both day and night. Also, presently, oxygen does escape the earth in the upper atmosphere. The earth in Genesis likely concentrated the oxygen on earth and allowed its inhabitants to breath an atmosphere that allowed them to live longer in a pollution free environment, with no detrimental effects from the sun, and I believe the foods that were on the earth in Genesis is different from today. Note in Genesis 2, man's source of food was the trees. Dr. Kei Mori, a Japanese scientist, tried to recreate the earth of Genesis using a sphere filled with concentrated oxygen and nutrient rich soil. He put in a tomato plant in the sphere. The sphere was made of a substance that reflected IR and UV.rays. The tomato plant as you should know is a vine. However in this sphere, the tomato plant became a tree! Further, tomato plants die within 3 months. This "tomato tree" has lived more than a decade and it produces thousands of tomatoes every year.

Ray, Y! answers 20 Comments [7/3/2017 1:44:09 PM]
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Quote# 128802

God gave me yet another opportunity to witness to my scoffing 23 y/o son. I've been talking about the Rapture at my house for a year now. He always laughed at me and told me I was crazy to believe that and to stop talking about it. Sunday evening, just me and him in the kitchen, he admitted that the world is so bad and he doesn't think it's going to get better. Perfect lead in to "honey, Jesus will be calling His church home very soon so you must be ready for that. Repent today and open a Bible." I can tell he's nervous about the times. Good.

SavedWretch, Rapture Ready 14 Comments [7/3/2017 1:44:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 128801

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Entitled alt-left homosexual man tries to lure children into his car, insists they WILL leave with him"

Another homosexual targeting young boys for rape and abuse. The one in the story is so demonized that he "insists the boys (8 and 11) will leave with him." Apparently he feels entitled to kidnap and rape boys. Store employees had to call the police to get rid of him. Is this what America has come to, bowing before insanity and those who seek to legalize child rape. Return to righteousness America.

https://www.aol.com/article/news/2017/07/02/man-tries-to-lure-children-into-his-car-with-fidget-spinners/23012991/

Don't forget to RECOMMEND. Lets get the Truth out so that Light may shine bright in this dark place and Jesus Christ may be glorified. Even if the discussion is closed, please still RECOMMEND.

Lady Checkmate, Disqus - Faith & Religion 10 Comments [7/3/2017 1:44:00 PM]
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