Quote# 125081

''Context: A response to the Wolrd Vision incidnet in 2014, in which the children's charity caved into the homophobic demands of its sponsors when 10,000 of them pulled sponsorship when it started hiring gay couples. Specifically a response to Rachel Held Evans response of the incident.''

The Rachel Held Evans Rule

If Rachel Held Evans is sad and/or mad, something Christ-honouring and biblically has been said or done. If she's glad, then some sin or heresy has been commited.

Matt Kennedy, Stand Firm in Faith 6 Comments [3/3/2017 11:31:00 AM]
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Quote# 125077

See, this is why Christians should be arrested and prosecuted. They're universally nothing more than sadistic greedy pedophiles, even if they seem nice on the outside.

NeoMatrix, Friendly Atheist 28 Comments [3/3/2017 7:12:58 AM]
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Quote# 125075

[OP of "Pence & Trump Physical Removal Squad"]



thetompain, Reddit - r/Physical_Removal 17 Comments [3/3/2017 7:12:29 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 125073

(To an audience of children during a sermon)

"Daddy, please FILL ME!"

A youth pastor, YouTube 12 Comments [3/3/2017 7:11:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Hu's On First

Quote# 125070

Troll response:
1. " 'Abortuaries' is NOT a word. (although the aborted babies do end up in our temporary mortuary - jar version)"
2. "We are pro-choice! (so long as the baby dies, we get out blood money, and we make money off of the baby body parts)!"
3. "Deathscorts is NOT a word. (but, it IS an awfully good description of my heroes)"
4. "Godwin's Law says you cannot compare us to Nazis even though the Mengele hats fit!" "As for slavery, it's not like we think we OWN the fetus or anything when we grind her, I mean it, up in our industrial-sized garbage disposal!"
5. "They are all wrong, because Planned Murder in Da Hood is my religion."

WorldGoneCrazyBDeadLongLiveWGC, Live Action News 12 Comments [3/3/2017 7:07:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 125069

I expect that in the not too distant future the Chinese will again commence the old rituals, offer sacrifices and reestablish the traditional state religion, or some version of it. There will be a global religious revival if, as appears likely, we run into diminishing returns from science and secular philosophy, and I think that will be the Chinese response.

Bill P, Unz 12 Comments [3/3/2017 7:07:37 AM]
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Quote# 125068

[These quotes are in response to an article titled Canadian bacteria-like fossils called oldest evidence of life]


Gary: Please tell me the fossils had date stamps on them. If not it is like other articles I keep hearing about they are just making it up. I just read about them finding 8 or 9 planets trillions of miles away they claim are the size of earth and have a climate that can support life BS


Jeremy: What do they do when they "find" a 6 Billion year old creature? How about a 25 Billion year old creature? How about a Trillion year old creature?Why, MOVE THE GOALPOSTS!! ALL HAIL GOD DARWIN, LORD OF EVOLUTIONISM, AND HIS POPE HOLINESS #$%$ DAWKINS.

[various commenters], Yahoo! News 8 Comments [3/3/2017 7:01:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 125067

[These quotes are in response to an article titled Canadian bacteria-like fossils called oldest evidence of life]


SanSooMaster: Just another contrived discovery by scientists desperate for fame. Perhaps all you Bible trashing tunnel vision anti-religion bone heads should try rounding out your limited knowledge base by studying the evidence for a young Earth, and the unreliable dating methods used by these so-called scientists.


Steven: I'm always amazed by blind faith of the religious. Tell someone a fossil is billions of years old with no way to verify and they believe without question. Tell them an organism complex beyond our ability to design is the product of intelligent design and they think you're the crazy one.

mark: Microfossils up to almost 4.3 billion years old found in Canada of microbes are similar to the bacteria that thrive today. WOW. Just Wow. More Living Fossils.
It is amazing how many billion and million year old fossils look just like creatures living today.
Hey, do you think we will ever find fossils that show a transition from one animal to another, like Chuck said we would have to in order to prove his theory correct?

[various commenters], Yahoo! News 3 Comments [3/3/2017 7:00:55 AM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 125066

Not contributing to to the exploitation and death of sentient beings should be a no brainer.
There are no reasons to eat meat.

Vidar Schiefloe, Facebook 12 Comments [3/3/2017 7:00:34 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 125065

[These quotes are in response to an article titled Canadian bacteria-like fossils called oldest evidence of life]


JUST John: Stupidest article ever. Nothing can be accurately dated beyond a few thousand years. Ask any scientist how these things are measured and you will either get truth (what I just stated) or you will get a circular argument. Found next to old fossils (also not measured) or some other ridicules answer. This has nothing to do with creation (which has a lot better evidence) but rather has to do with dishonest scientists and those they browbeat into repeating these falsehoods.


William: Wow, Bible Haters are out in force today. but let's look at that article again. The microbes stayed the same. Is this really PROOF OF EVOLUTION? NO, not for a second. It is proof that the same building blocks of life today were in place millions of years ago- and were already highly complex. Is this why you are attacking Christians? Because this article is not proof of what you want to believe? I think this is the case, because I have seen this happen before on other weak "scientific" developments. You guys froth at the mouths when ever an "extinct" species is found to be alive and well- and unchanged. Somehow this is the fault of the Christians. WHY?

TO STATE THE OBVIOUS. In the book of Genesis the planet earth was already there. I might think that there is plenty of ground right there to work on. Life before Genesis, what was it like? Why do we keep finding species of critter that we thought were extinct, through Evolution, unevolved? Maybe it is time for a paradigm shift.


zoie: Scientist tell us that this rock is so many billions of years old and this fossil 4.3 million years old. Yeah right. Humanity is dangerously unbalanced and broken. I doubt that science has the true means of calculating how old things really are. It is just guess work, carbon 14 dating is all about a standard reference and who says that carbon 14 was the same millions of years ago.

Don't get hoodwinked by what the month of man/women dictate to you. You have a mind of your own use it.

[various commenters], Yahoo! News 16 Comments [3/3/2017 7:00:25 AM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 125064

[These quotes are in response to an article titled Canadian bacteria-like fossils called oldest evidence of life]


Robert: For everyone that read that these fossils are 3.77 billion years old, do you know what you have? You have FAITH that they're this old, faith that the dating method used by your beloved yet unknown scientists is accurate. Your faith in the opinion that these 3.77 billion year old fossils is true is the same as my faith in the opinion that THEY'RE NOT. Ok?


Veda: Life began with God! That's all we need to know! Atheists are such fools! They do not want to be accountable for their immorality!


Michael: Still waiting for an atheist to explain his/her faith that life can be created from non-life.
One of the many examples of the leaps of faith required of atheists- that is contrary to empirical laws of science.
The more informed the atheist the more faith is required in his convictions. The more informed the Christian, the less faith is required.

Seek the truth my friends - you will not find the truth in our secular media. God is knocking at your door - you only get the opportunity to open it this side of death.

[various commenters], Yahoo! News 4 Comments [3/3/2017 6:59:24 AM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 125062

America’s new education leader showed her true colors on morality last week.

She revealed that she’s a supporter of the destructive homosexual and gender confusion agenda. America needs to pray for a change of heart by Betsy DeVos, Trump’s newly confirmed secretary of education.

Unless DeVos moves away from defense of these unconscionable behaviors, she should resign from this position. Her school choice advocacy is laudable, but we need a leader who also supports sexual integrity for every child.

America doesn’t need a Department of Education anyway, but if it must exist, could it please not do harm to children? Could we at least not have a federal agency promoting sodomy to 11-year-olds in the guise of “civil rights” or “anti-bullying” programs? Or so-called “inclusive” sex education?



In fact, the false pro-“gay” messages schools broadcast to children resemble the grooming a pedophile does before molesting a child. When these deviant desires are positioned to children as normal and natural, vulnerable kids more readily accept same-sex seduction by an adult or older peer.

Is DeVos OK with setting children up for this? Many of today’s clueless educators are.



DeVos must believe these identities and behaviors are acceptable for children, and that boys invading girls’ showers is a “right” to be defended for some confused students. As such, she displays either woeful ignorance or jaded insensitivity.

Linda Harvey, Right Wing Watch 26 Comments [3/2/2017 1:39:32 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 125060

Normies trivialize my incelness, they trivialize my depression, and they trivialize my misophonia

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL

why cant i have one thing thats special about me, without you normie fucks stealing my disorders

im so fucking angry

ijustwantsomefriendz ("females deserve the rope"), /r/incels 31 Comments [3/2/2017 12:34:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 125055

Even in the movie, A Walk To Remember, which apostate Christians praise so much, there is an evil spirit of sensuality at work. When Landon Carter (played by Shane West) approaches Jamie Sullivan (played by Mandy Moore) in her car, he asks if she's “feeling Christian,” because he needs a ride home. The camera immediately focuses between her legs, which are moving in and out under her thin dress, which creates a sexual invitation type of scene. It is definitely sensual and sexually suggestive. This is Hollywood at work. They can't even make a good movie without adding something sensual and sexually suggestive to it.

My pastor used to say: “Boy preacher, you have a dirty mind! No, I have a man's mind.” That is the truth of the matter. It is not a matter of a man having a dirty mind. One does not need a dirty mind to have seed thoughts of sexual immorality planted into their mind by demonic movies intended to do so. No wonder American society today is plagued with adultery, fornication, incest, pedophilia, and homosexuality.

At another point in the movie, Jamie's father (the local pastor) tells Jamie that she may not care what he thinks, but she should care what God thinks. Jamie replies, “I think God wants me to be happy.” That's some dangerous thinking. God wants us to OBEY the Bible and please Him; and not ourselves (Revelation 4:11). God's will for our life is for us to obey Him, even though this often means living a life of sorrow and tribulation (John 16:20; 2nd Timothy 3:12).

At another place in the movie, A Walk To Remember, a group of teenage girls are filmed doing cartwheels in tight Daisy-Duke shorts. This is sinful. Women, young and old alike are to dress modestly as the Bible commands in 1st Timothy 2:9. Deuteronomy 22:5 forbids women to dress like men, nor for men to dress like women... “The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.” Any child knows which bathroom door is for the men... the sign with the pants (and the door for the women has the sign with the dress on it). It's common sense.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 20 Comments [3/2/2017 12:33:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 125053

“It’s very revealing that Donald Trump has witches all over the world casting spells against him – while at the same time he has had born again Christians believers praying for him throughout the campaign until now,” he told WND.

“It would seem to say he’s doing something right.”

Jonathan Cahn, WND 18 Comments [3/2/2017 12:33:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 125051

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[Slogan written on the shirt]

Right Wing Death Squad, Right Wing Death Squad 4 Comments [3/2/2017 12:32:56 PM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 125048

On Tuesday, the Indiana Senate approved a measure that would forbid pregnant minors from obtaining abortions without first attempting to legally notify their parents.

According to the Associated Press, the measure would change the state’s existing judicial waiver process for minors seeking abortions, which allows a minor to secure a juvenile court order that would bypass the state’s requirement to get a parent’s approval for an abortion.

The bill would require that at least one of the minor’s parents be served a legal written notice that the minor is seeking an abortion through the waiver process. Only once the notice is served could a juvenile court hearing occur to approve the minor’s waiver. The bill would also allow parents to testify if their daughter is competent enough to decide for herself if she can have an abortion.

Several lawmakers and abortion activists, Republicans included, said the bill would be deemed unconstitutional since it effectively eliminates the minor bypass. Critics also say the bill makes the process of obtaining abortions via parental bypass more difficult in cases of rape and incest and could put minors at risk of physical harm.

“This is essentially and fundamentally going through, around, and getting rid of the whole point of judicial bypass,” Democratic state Sen. Karen Tallian said, according to AP. “It puts the parents back into the mix, when the whole purpose of the bypass was to keep them out of the mix.”

However, supporters say the bill would protect teens from being coerced into having abortions, noting that it doesn’t allow parents to veto their child’s decision to get an abortion if granted the bypass—just that it would let parents provide evidence on the maturity of their child to make that decision.

According to the Indianapolis Star, executive director of the ACLU of Indiana, Jane Henegar, has said the bill violates current case law, and that they will sue Indiana if the bill becomes a law.

Research organization the Guttmacher Institute reports that of the 36 states that allow minors to pursue judicial waivers, none require parents be notified of the bypass. In addition to circumventing the bypass, the bill would also allow parents of minors who have had abortions to pursue legal recourse against individuals who helped the minor get the abortion without their consent.

Decisions on the parental notification bill came just a day after the Indiana House approved a bill requiring abortion providers to tell patients about a possible “abortion reversal” procedure, which hasn’t been scientifically proven to work. The bill would require that abortion providers tell women about the procedure, where they can get it, and include a disclaimer that it’s not scientifically proven.

A medical abortion requires two medicines to be taken over the course of a few days, but advocates of this bill say that the abortion can be reversed halfway through if patients are given a high level of progesterone. Opponents, including those who are against abortion, say the bill provides women with conflicting information and is far-reaching.

The parental notification bill has been sent to the House for further consideration, while the abortion reversal bill has been sent to the Senate.

Indiana legislature, The Daily Dot 12 Comments [3/2/2017 6:40:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 125045

When I became Catholic I suddenly found out how the rule works. Any Pervert outside the church was called gay and considered a victim of society. Any pervert inside the church was it called a pederast and considered a sexual preditor, even though their behavior is largely the same.

John C. Wright, John C. Wright's Journal 17 Comments [3/2/2017 6:40:02 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: David

Quote# 125044

I can move and disappear clouds. I can command the clouds to make it rain and so after a few seconds/minutes/hours,it sure did rain a lot. If I am on a bad mood and the rain drops heavily, I asked the clouds to stop it and so it did stop. Whenever I felt hot, I used to call for the wind to make it cooler and later, a gust of wind will blow my whole body and hair from side to side up and down. We share some things in common. Lol XD

epoy1984, Psychic Experiences 21 Comments [3/2/2017 6:39:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 125043

AriLuna, it is a very special gift. And, you must be wise in the way, you choose to work it out. When I was younger, I had a gift a little bit like yours, I would think something and the person would do it. I live in Africa where there are many riots. When I was young, I didn't really concern myself with these types of things, but, now that I am older, I use it more for those situations. The people will be going crazy and fighting, and I will say, "the ones who are most angry should find peace in their hearts"... And, the riot will stop. It is very dangerous because you can influence presidents and people, so, I only use it to do good. I am advizing you to do good with this gift because there is a spiritual law that what you give out, you will get back. If you do things with the idea of good and the outcome-be-good then, only good should come from it. But, if you do things selfishly, in anger or with a dark-heart, it will only bring more selfishness, anger and unhappiness.

You can also lose this ability if you don't keep working with it. So, my advice is to master this ability.

KikiGirl, Psychic Experiences 7 Comments [3/2/2017 6:39:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 125042

I
'm a 19 y/o female and strange things are happening to me lately, almost every day.

It all started 2-3 months ago.

1) In 2 cases, I wanted to hang out with my crush and I would say with my mind 'Please invite me" and seconds later, he would call.

2) After that, we had a test on school and I thought "i wish that the professor says our grades out load in class" (this doesn't happen in general, we get our grades in another way) but this time happened.

3) Another time I was sitting somewhere and my bag was a few meters away but I was too lazy to get it, and I thought "i wish my friend would bring it to me" and he did, without me telling him anything.

4) There is a curly girl in my class, whom I know since last year, and I was wondering "how would she look with straight hair". The other day, she came in class with straight hair.

5) There is another girls in my class with long, blonde, curly hair and one day I was telling my friends "i feel that she will change her hairstyle soon", they all said "nooo, because she loves her hair so much" but after a couple of day she came with a new cut and hair color.

6) 3 times on class, I noticed that the teacher wrote something wrong on table (in a hurry) and I wanted to correct him but I was too shy. I looked on another girl on class and I thought "i wish she would correct him" and she did, 3 times!

7) This happened yesterday. Someone I know is very rich but he uses an old mobile, without touchscreen. Often our mutual friends asks him "why don't you buy a modern phone" and his answer always is "i hate phones with touchscreen and other things, I want to use only calls and sms". A few days ago I thought "i wish he would buy a smartphone so we would talk on Whatsapp". Guess what? He bought it!

I don't know what is happening with me. I know that a can sense auras (i'm an empath) and sometimes I can see them. Am I able to read minds, to put thoughts into minds or it's just my imagination?

I like this "thing" but i'm afraid I can do harm without wanting (ex: when I get angry and think "i hope he breaks his leg" etc)

AriLuna, Psychic Experiences 21 Comments [3/2/2017 6:39:07 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 125040

hi I am karan. Well I want to suggest you a word "hallelujah". Its a very powerful word. If any demon comes near to you say this word loud, the demon will fly away from you or burn. Another thing is that before you sleep say "The Lord's prayer"which is in Bible. Another thing is that before you sleep imagine a royal purple light covering you and your family as purple is archangel Michael's colour. Just tell me that we all are the children of God then howcome demon is more closer to God than us. Just remember one thing that where there is God demon can't stand there. Hope this helps.

karan / lightworkhealer, Psychic Experiences 9 Comments [3/2/2017 6:38:38 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 125039

Yes, there are examples of this from the 'Lives of the Saints.' But, do remember, that apparitions are 'tools,' not really 'presences.' A demon may manifest for his purposes, but God also make a demon manifest himself so that the person will be aware of the demon's activity. It is hard to say, and best left to the 'experts'... the great ascetics who daily battle in open warfare with Satan.

This is why the monks who take final vows wear the 'Great Schema.' It is covered with Scriptures, prayers, and symbols to fight the activities of demons.

Monks and nuns are in a constant battle. Like I said, we have our minor temptations, but we 'civilians' (myself included) have plenty of our own distractions. Those who give up the distractions of this world find themselves being distracted first by the flesh, then by the enemy.

It is a real war.

It is too bad that most of us graduate from seminary with no preparation for this battle, which is why so many priests here crash and burn. I could be next, so I would appreciate your prayers.

FatherGiryus, Orthodox Christianity 8 Comments [3/2/2017 6:38:30 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 125038

I do believe that the occult can open doors, as it were. A member of my family died soon after a very freaky experience with a ouija board, and we have never forgotten.

AustralianDiaspora, Orthodox Christianity 11 Comments [3/2/2017 6:38:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: zipperback

Quote# 125037

In high school I learned about some Indian war (I think it was Wounded Knee) which was started because some Indian chief had a vision that he saw the "messiah" who told him to dance a certain dance so that if he got everyone to do it, eventually it would bring about the resurrection of Native Americans and the burial of the White Men. Interestingly enough, the White Men saw all of these Indians doing this strange dance out of nowhere and started shooting and ended up being a massacre. Moral of the story, don't trust anything that does not come from God because it is always demonic.

pmpn8rGPT, Orthodox Christianity 14 Comments [3/2/2017 6:38:12 AM]
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Submitted By: zipperback
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