Quote# 119461

The liberal media today demonstrably hate the idea of Christians becoming actively involved in the political process. Bible-believing ministers are usually portrayed as hateful zealots who are narrow-minded, bigoted, and homophobic when they oppose the anti-God wrongs wrapped up in those key issues described above. To express opposition--especially organized opposition--to the "pro choice" or "gay rights" agendas is to invite hate-filled fire from media, whether from news organizations or from Hollywood and entertainment in general.

The humanists seem to think that Christianity is so naturally offensive it needs to be excluded from areas of public life.

Homosexuals make up less than 5 percent of the population. Yet they are immensely effective in their efforts to impose their minority view on the rest of us. Although they are much greater in number, the same goes for those who push the right to abort babies--most all such killings done for the sake of convenience. The news media and entertainment industries consistently and loudly beat the drums of support for these anti-God practices.

Even within a republican form of democratic government, such as America's, majority input is supposed to serve as society's guiding principles. With 90 million claiming to be evangelical believers, those Christians have a constitutional right and a moral responsibility to demand that Christian values be reflected in American society.

Tragically, rather than exerting stronger influence on culture, evangelical Christianity seems to be losing the battle in producing godly results within the American political process. This is due primarily to many federal judges of this nation being allowed to legislate from the benches of the courts they have given over to the humanists.

Thankfully, one day, when Christ reigns and rules on earth, the humanistic form of governance will be a long-past memory.

Todd Strandberg, Rapture Ready 6 Comments [6/5/2016 4:15:58 PM]
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Quote# 119459

Lord Jesus Christ is my Hero, my Only Hero. I wanna kiss His Lips if He allows me to kiss His Lips, not just Cheeks, in our eternal life. And, if He allows me, then I desperately wanna kiss Him deeply, placing my immortal tongue in His Mouth intertwining with His Tongue, a French kiss. Very deep kissing with two tongues intertwining each other. I wanna taste His Tongue and the Smell of His Mouth deeper and deeper. But, I desperately hope Jesus can shave clean. Or, my cheek and my lips will get slightly scratched by Jesus’ beard stubble, and that would be hurt. You know. I don’t like beard stubble, indeed. Too scratchy. But, I desperately and earnestly love Jesus’ everything, everything that belongs to Jesus, His Whole Immortal Face and Body and Hair. Beard stubble is the only thing I don’t like, and that’s it. And, while conducting deep kissing with Jesus both our tongues intertwining each other and turning sweetly, just like two anacondas’ breeding ball intimately interlocking each other slowly spinning ceaselessly, relentlessly and endlessly, I desperately wanna inhale Jesus’ breath into my mouth, because I desperately want His Breath and the Smell of His Mouth to remain in my immortal body and mouth the longer the better. I cherish His Smell and Breath that remain in my immortal mouth and body, so sweet and lovely.

And, in my eternal life, Jesus is the only one I do kiss, a French kiss. I don’t kiss others. Jesus is my only one lover in my eternal life.
what if other saints wanna kiss Jesus in a French kiss way? Am I gotta get jealous? Yeah, a bit. I have to confess this point. But, the Church is Jesus’ Bride, so every saint can kiss Jesus if Jesus allows. I will just turn my eyes away from the kissing scene or look out of the window when the kissing is being conducted. I’ll learn how to share Jesus with other saints at that time. That’s gotta be a big lesson and huge adjustment in my heart. But, I can promise and I do promise I will never be acting like a jealous immortal concubine hysterically weeping, crying, just because Jesus conducts a very long and sweet French kiss with another saint in front of my immortal eyes. I’ll be cool and calm. And, I’ll be fine, indeed. Every immortal saint is Jesus’ beloved kid.

usachinanukewar, All-out US-China nuclear war, looming, to wipe out one-fourths of the earth. 12 Comments [6/5/2016 4:15:31 PM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 119456

everyone believes.
even if they tell themselves that they dont.all they can do is refuse to acknowledge Him

if they refuse to acknowledge in our Lord that leaves a G_d shaped hole in their heart that they will fill with anything.and i do mean anything
in adition progressives have turned off the functioning portion of their brains meaning that they will believe anything literally.
combine this with that hole in their heart and they will fall for anyone or anything in a second flat. look for how many libs believe in global warming. look at how many libs worship carl marx or dead rocks or dinosaur bones or monkeys or the fool occupying the white hut. there are some of them have said that they keep a shrine in their house now to obama. i believe them.

ONLY a belief in Christ Our Lord will shield you from this. ONLY a comitted Christian has the strenght and wisdom to resist following the demons of this world.
they picked their fate.the FACTS are out there if they want to see them. most wont. a few will turn. most wont. they blinded themselves.all the Lord will do is see to it that they follow their delusion off the cliff when the time comes.
i have lib family. my brother and his wife are cardcarrying communists. i cut them off long ago.most of you will have to do the same now or later. it will hurt but it will hurt less than watching them marched to their fate in the Lake when the time comes.cut them off and harden your hearts to them or risk joining them.

Crossforce, WND 13 Comments [6/5/2016 4:00:30 PM]
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Quote# 119455

barry is evil to the core but ultimatly he is just a patsy.a tool the lefts true masters have been working on since the 50s. before that really but the plan they follow came to be in the 50s.
he is the lefts Anointed One.thats what he was raised to be.thats what he was born fo be from the beginning.in fact there is substantial evidence now that his birth was planned from the start and that even before his birth he was planned to become president. because once he was inside he could be used to destroy this country from within.
and he succeeded.we live in a dead rotting carcass now.and soon the rest of the world will join it.
he isnt the antichrist. what he IS is a tool of the antichrist.the right hand so to speak.
but as Christians we know how this book ends. hold fast that we might see it when the time comes. we win no matter what happens. when things happen they will happen fast. good idea to know your bible backwards and forwards. sword drills we call them. your loved ones need to do what we did and read and memorize the bible. you can make a game out of it, its fun. an hour or two every night.once day soon there might not be any bibles to be found and having a knowlege of what the bible says will let you know whats going on anywhere in the world at any given time. that knowledge will save your lives. make no msitake most of us wont live to see it but a few will. its better than news. keep your family close and your BIBLE closer.

Crossforce, WND 10 Comments [6/5/2016 4:00:27 PM]
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Quote# 119454

any nation that stands against Israel stands against GOD almighty
history has proved that time and time again
every nation that EVER stood against mighty israel has been ground down into dust and forgotten under our feet with there people scattered and dead
and just as theirs was so will ours be.
this is just exactly why GOD gave us the usurper in chief.why we couldnt get rid of him in the last socalled election. he is sent as our punishment and our curse.he is a man of satan but he would have any power unless the Lord wanted him there.america made the decision to stand against israel just as would be fore told and now it is lost.
america was made for one reason and one reason alone, to midwive israel and her chosen people and bring them back into the world.havng done so our purpose is done.america was never meant to last long.soon it will fall and be ground into dust,our purpose has been served.
keep your family close and your BIBLE closer.every day beings fresh signs. we are very close indeed now.

Crossforce, WND 5 Comments [6/5/2016 4:00:25 PM]
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Quote# 119453

I guess I am more honest than you... You have no facts in this argument and have no independent proof of what you claim.
But even a dummy would not put themselves in the same class of the animals when they are caretakers.
Nothing in comparison of life on this planet even suggests we are the same as animals.
We grow our own food and feed the animals. If we were animals we would have died out by now along with the animals.
We have been caretakers of this planet since God created it, and us. The intelligent amongst us, do not need to be educated as to why we are not animals.

Sassy, Religion and Ethics 10 Comments [6/5/2016 4:00:21 PM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane

Quote# 119452


There all OPINIONS but the FACTS show we are not animals.
If animals all would be dead by now. The truth is life of animals did not come from the same place as humans.

God breathed the life into human beings. A big difference. And all the above have absolutely NOTHING that has evidence or proof we are animals. See they are men too. But you claim to be animal because you don't want to admit there is a God.
But clearly we are not animals....

Just in case googled something to show we can find anything we want on the internet.


http://archive.larouchepac.com/node/31972

Truth is, and always will be, Mankind is Mankind and Animals are just Animals.

http://archive.larouchepac.com/node/31972

Sassy, Religion and Ethics 44 Comments [6/3/2016 4:52:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane

Quote# 119449

Most of the problems that we have in modern society stem from the side effects of the industrial revolution. In exchange for conveniences, order, safety, and technological advances, we suffer from existential malaise, lack of genuine pair bonding, broken familial and tribal units, chronic disease, and having to be ruled by a small group of people who possess immense centralized power. While most of you would continue to live in a post-industrial age in spite of the downsides, it is arguable to say that we certainly live in a “better” time.

The industrial revolution has allowed for two key events:

1. The control of most economic and human output of the Earth by a relatively tiny group who control the minds and behavior of billions of people.

2. Explosion in population thanks to advances in agriculture, hygiene, and medicine.

The result is we have more people controlled by less people. The controllers have the power to essentially drive the face of humanity in a way that could not have been done before the industrial revolution. Globalization, multiculturalism, and socialism are the most efficient and logical ways for the elite to assert control over the planet, and since the dawn of modern banking, they have pushed exactly those ideologies throughout the world.

The elite have convinced us that we are living in a glorious progressive age, but it’s more glorious for them than it is for us. They give us handouts through their welfare state, cheap electronics, and lax sexual morals while they gain immeasurable power and wealth, in what could be considered the most unfair trade that the common man has ever made. They put five dollars in your pocket while you relinquish your own agency and fabric of your society.

Here are nine conclusions we can make from observing how the current system works:

1. Life in a post-industrial revolution age is full of social ills and psychological suffering as humans live in sterile and unfulfilling lives, far away from what nature intended.

2. The elites have engaged in a depopulation agenda that first targets the strongest groups most capable of armed resistance against them. A superfluous population hinders their power and control objectives.

3. The demolition of our industrial system and a return to pre-industry and traditional life would increase the well-being and fulfillment of humanity, but result in the death of perhaps half the world’s population from the lack of agricorp food, especially for those who live in cities.

4. The elites want to maintain the industrial system solely for their own ends. Some depopulation, or “population control” as they call it, helps them maintain their control as technology improves and much of the masses are no longer needed to work. Their end goal is to be the primary owners of mineral, economic, and human resources on Earth, with a decreasing need on humans.

5. The control of the elites can only be eliminated by destroying the industrial system, starting with modern finance and banking. Doing so would improve the lot of humanity for the ones who survive, because they would be pulled out of the matrix and experience existence closer to its natural biological intent, but only after billions who are currently dependent on the matrix perish. Many of us would not survive.

6. Anything that degrades the system but doesn’t destroy it, while keeping the power of the elite cabal intact, along with their control on world governments and culture, will have a limited and short-term effect on improving the state of humanity, because the elite will simply use the surviving system to rebuild control. As long as modern finance exists, based on the usury and central banking format, humanity will always be controlled by a small group of merchants who can then corrupt all institutions of a society with the agenda that is most conducive to their business dealings.

7. The most harmful action to the elites in the near term is to have many children. They consider it acceptable if you embark on a life of fornication, atheism, homosexuality, consumerism, cosmopolitanism, liberalism, and cuckservativism, but they do not want you to breed those who are self-aware and may one day kill them. Unless your descendants go after the system instead of mere representatives of the systems (e.g. politicians, journalists, academics), they will not end up creating a better world for humanity, especially if they have been weakened by questionable vaccines, school propaganda, and agricorp food.

8. Having children that become pawns in the system is becoming a negative outcome for the elites. Human subjects were needed in the past to generate wealth, but technological advances are starting to make humans a net drain to their goals. It can be assumed that the mainstream promotion of homosexuality and transsexualism within a country is the signal that the population is being actively targeted for mass reductions. The immigrant agenda is more to weaken natives instead of serving for economic gain.

9. The system is currently showing signs of stress because a rapidly growing number of people are believing in ideas that threaten elite control. This suggests that the elite were too hasty in pushing the most degenerate parts of their agenda before their control programs were perfected.

From the above conclusions, we can propose three future outcomes within the next few centuries:

1. The system will be destroyed through a massive crash due to black swan events or human resistance that the elite is unable to put down. Humanity will proceed with a mass culling of the population as we re-enter a pre-industrial “dark” age.

2. The system will be fortified by the elite and humanity will be controlled even tighter. Eugenics programs will be more efficient and effective, and those living won’t even know their reproductive system is being tightly monitored and controlled (this could already be occurring). The future population will be a fraction of what it is now.

3. We will have a hybrid world of technologically advanced but depopulated countries in perpetual war with barbarian nations that reproduce strongly but lack advanced technology. Imagine a world where a few million elites in the West control military robots that try to eradicate billions of Muslims and Africans who won’t stop breeding.

The first step in defeating the elites is to understand where the battle really lies. It’s not in the left versus right debate, a controlled sideshow for public consumption, but globalism versus nationalism. It’s likely that some countries will see the successful rise of nationalism, but as long as the industrial system exists, and multinational banks and organizations can bide their time while they fund the enemies of nationalists (charging interest in the process), any nationalist resurgence would just be a short-term blip unless a determined sect tries to take down the entire industrial system. It’s clear to me, at least, that it’s not only the globalists that need to be crushed, but the very system that they created.

The only question is how you want the human population to be decimated: through the guiding hand of the elites or through the destruction of the system that most of humanity is currently dependent on.

Roosh, Roosh V 31 Comments [6/3/2016 4:05:46 AM]
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Quote# 119448

The faggot Black Obama is set to declare a national monument recognizing the right of men to have anal sex with other men.

It is good to know that Obama is focusing in on real issues. After all, the right of faggots to have sex with one another is a cherished and fundamental human right. It is recognized by the UN charter and is enshrined in the American Constitution.

Thomas Jefferson once said that America can not be a free nation unless men are freely allowed to violate each other’s rectums.

Takeaway the jews and there would be no everlasting homosex propaganda. Nada, nill, zero.

Hoff, INCOG MAN 19 Comments [6/3/2016 3:20:13 AM]
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Submitted By: TimeToTurn

Quote# 119446

[this is posts #7 and #9 combined; the link is to #9]

I feel that MacArthur's biggest mistake was he did not make the Japanese convert to Christianity.

But if MacArthur would have had them become Christian of which he could have as he was supreme commander to a country that had surrendered to him we could have had the Church right at the edge of China and in Asia. What a victory we could have had.

James of Arc, Christian Forums 25 Comments [6/3/2016 3:10:39 AM]
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Quote# 119443

Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has called on Muslims to reject contraception and have more children.

In a speech broadcast live on TV, he said "no Muslim family" should consider birth control or family planning.

"We will multiply our descendants," said Mr Erdogan, who became president in August 2014 after serving as prime minister for 12 years.

His AK Party has its roots in Islamism and many of its supporters are conservative Muslims.

In Monday's speech in Istanbul, the Turkish leader placed the onus on women, particularly on "well-educated future mothers", to not use birth control and to ensure the continued growth of Turkey's population.

Mr Erdogan himself is a father of four. He has previously spoken out against contraception, describing it as "treason" when speaking at a wedding ceremony in 2014.

He has also urged women to have at least three children, and has said women cannot be treated as equal to men.

Recep Tayyip Erdogan, BBC News 26 Comments [6/3/2016 3:06:59 AM]
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Quote# 119440

Truth does not exist, only the pursuit.

Cern, the ring of Solomon. The ultimate goal is to cast the human soul into man made materials. Machines, computers.. toys ect. The Djinn are fighting for your vessel. You are the machinery of the afterlife... The soul.

That's why 'aliens' and spirits , demons come to us.
They are the temporary manifestations of djinn.

If now and the after life had a time differentiation, the afterlife would be infinitely ahead. They present technology so that we backwards engineer it.
Everything we do manifests in an infinite number of frequencies or dimensions.

The evil in this world is at a flux on the lines of duality.
The as humans continue to further themselves from this 'truth'
Merely my personal truth.
These polar dualities fight for our bodies. With the intent of balancing out the scales.
Yet they cannot comprehend, even at their immortal spiritual stage, that we run the show, no matter what they do. Without the reincarnation of 'source souls' manifestations of God, the machinery they wish to create will not be powered by the balanced energy of the source souls.
Further creating a seperate duality based off of which side the scales tilt.
This is why there is over population and why it is the way it is.
So CERN will tare a direct bridge for these two forces to fight over our bodies. Bringing the once Christ back from the pit which we were meant to fill.. And he will not be the same Jesus that he went out as.

Asc3nd3dMast3r, Godlike Productions 20 Comments [6/3/2016 3:06:16 AM]
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Quote# 119436

creationism is magic

Magic like exploding dots randomly turning into the complexities of life we see today?

if you want to ignore everything about evolution and call it exploding dots, yeah sure.

You must mean ignoring all of the assumptions and speculation that the pseudo-science is based on, right?

you can talk down a hundred years of scientific study, progress, and knowledge by thousands of people, but you cant do it rationally when your explanation is that a thousand year old book's claim that everything was made by an omnipotent being that has existed for infinity but only leaves a book claiming of its existence a thousand years ago as proof.
just about any other theory you posit would be better, but you have none, because the religious communities gave up on learning the moment after they read their respective book (or more likely, were told what their book says sans ever reading it).

Ladies and gentlemen, we are now in the portion of the evolutionism show where the contestant who has nothing attempts to prove his religion through some kind of popular opinion and attacking the religious beliefs of others, followed by a dash of "you're stupid"...

Oboehner, Christian News Network 17 Comments [6/3/2016 3:02:39 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta McFucken

Quote# 119435

As our text verse from Revelation 4:11 teaches, we were all created by Jesus Christ. John 1:1-3, “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. The same was in the beginning with God. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.” Beware of the modern Bible revisions which change “BY HIM” to “THROUGH HIM,” which is heresy and a false translation. Jesus is the physical manifestation of the Godhead. 1st Timothy 3:16, “And without controversy great is the mystery of godliness: God was manifest in the flesh, justified in the Spirit, seen of angels, preached unto the Gentiles, believed on in the world, received up into glory.” Amen!

We were all created with a purpose, and that purpose is tom please God. Hebrews 11:6, “But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.” Ecclesiastes 12:13, “Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.” We all came from God. Our purpose is to please God by obeying His Word. Our destination is either Heaven or Hell. Only those who believe the Gospel are going to Heaven.

God did not create us to eat, drink, be merry and enjoy life.
God did not create us to have fun.
God did not create us to do our own thing.
God did not create us to pursue a career and make money.
God did not create us to please ourselves.
God did not create us to please men.
God did not create us to start and raise a family.
God did not create us to get married.
God did not create us to have sex.
God did not create us to go to school and earn a degree.
God did not create us to become religious.
God did not create us to merely exist until we die.
God did not create us to analyze everything and become a critic.
God did not create us to do nothing.
God did not create us to do many wonderful works.
God did not create us to go to Hell.

God DID create us to PLEASE HIM!!!

[...]

By Faith We Revenge All Disobedience Against God

By faith I don't drink booze. By faith I don't go to bars and nightclubs. By faith I work diligently on my ministry websites. By faith I pray. By faith I love my neighbour as myself. By faith I refrain from gossip. By faith I yield to the Holy Spirit, Who lives the Christian life through me (Galatians 2:20). By faith I revenge all disobedience. 2nd Corinthians 10:6, “And having in a readiness to revenge all disobedience, when your obedience is fulfilled.” Every Christian falls at times (Proverbs 24:16). We are all struggling sinners (Romans 7:14-25).

When we sin, we ought to feel a desire to revenge that disobedience by never committing that sin again with the Holy Spirit's help. We will never break free of committing sin completely, until we are rid of this ole flesh (Romans 7:24). When I fall and do wrong by choice, I get mad at myself and the Devil, determined not to let it happen again (Psalms 119:67, 71). No one accidentally sins. We all choose to do wrong. Anyone who denies being a sinner is a liar (1st John 1:8-10). Matthew 7:1-5 warns against judging other as being a worse sinner than yourself. Don't judge others because they sin differently than you do! You are a dirty, filthy, rotten, guilty, sinner just like everyone else!!! We are all sinners by nature and by choice.

God did not create us to be happy.
God did not create us to be satisfied.
God did not create us to be successful.
God did not create us to be wealthy.
God did not create us to be healthy.
God did not create us to be prosperous.
God did not create us to be popular.

God DID create us to PLEASE HIM!!!

Here are some things that please God:

It pleases God when we keep His commandments (John 14:15).
It pleases God when we stand for truth and what is right (Ephesians 6:13).
It pleases God when we contend for the Christian faith (Jude 1:3).
It pleases God when we refute all works of darkness (Ephesians 5:11).
It pleases God when we keep His words and bear much fruit (Luke 8:15).
It pleases God when we do good works, and so let our light shine before men that glorify God (Matthew 5:16).
It pleases God when we abide together in unity as believers and love one another (John 13:34).
It pleases God when we forgive each other (Ephesians 4:29-32).
It pleases God when we are apt (willing and ready) to teach, and are patient with others to learn (2nd Timothy 2:24).

These are all Scriptural commands in the Holy Bible.

Did you notice the balance? Although God does want us to love one another, we are also commanded to contend for the Christian faith. 2nd Corinthians 6:14-17 prohibits Christians from yoking together with unbelievers. Our Baptist churches today are divided right down the middle doctrinally. There can be no unity between Dr. John MacArthur's crowd, who deny that Jesus' liquid blood is sprinkled upon the heavenly Mercy Seat; and the faithful fundamentalist Christians who believe what the Bible teaches in Hebrews 9:12,24; 12:24, that Jesus' literal blood is applied to the heavenly Mercy Seat in the Holy Place. It is an important matter. Thus, a Christian is supposed to live at peace with others as much as possible, but not at the sacrifice of compromising Biblical doctrine, the integrity of the Gospel, and the doctrine of Christ. God is pleased by a balanced Christian, which requires wisdom.

It doesn't please God when there is love without truth. Nor does it please God when there is truth without love. There must be both virtues present. The diabolical New World Order (NWO) is destroying America today, yet the average preacher is woefully ignorant on the subject and refuses to research it, to his own demise. The churches are woefully ignorant, supportive of Satan's NWO because they've not been taught what it is, how to respond to it, and how it fits in with Biblical prophecy. To prove my point, if your church uses any of the modern Bible revisions, the NWO has already infiltrated your church and has contaminated your doctrines. There's a good chance that your church also teaches the heresy of Lordship Salvation, supports counterfeit Zionist Israel, teaches to confess sins to each other, and believes that Jesus' blood didn't need to be sprinkled upon the Mercy Seat in Heaven, and is a big fan of Pastor John MacArthur. I'm talking about the Bob Jones University camp. I'm talking about the Moody camp. I'm talking about the Southern Baptist Convention camp. I'm talking about the Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary camp. Corruptible Bible revisions means corruptible doctrines.

When most people think about pleasing God—they think of love, prayer, giving, reading the Bible, forgiving and helping others. However, it is just as important, if you want to please God, to contend for the faith, and to expose false teachers, and to stand up against the evildoers, and to rise up against the workers of iniquity, and to defend the incorruptible Words of God, and to separate from apostate, ecumenical, evangelical, churches who don't care about preaching THE TRUTH!!!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 30 Comments [6/3/2016 3:02:32 AM]
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Quote# 119433

There’s a lot of crap that they don’t teach you about suffragettes, such as the lies that they regularly spread or how they rushed to defend a woman that bashed in her newborn baby’s skull. Putting her to death would be, and I quote, "a far more horrible infanticide than was the killing of her child." Then there’s the equating women not being able to vote with slavery, ignoring the reasoning behind women not voting (namely that only men were supposed to serve in the military or pay taxes, the two primary burdens placed upon citizens in return for the right to vote), and the list just goes on.

Feminism has been like this from the start. The internet has just aired that dirty laundry that so many women and news outlets were willing to sweep under the rug. Decades- and centuries-old lies that people just believe to be true because they were taught that they were. But actually going back and fact-checking these assumptions finds a much different story.

Background Pony #B239, Derpibooru 37 Comments [6/3/2016 3:02:18 AM]
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Quote# 119432

The message in Christianity is the risen Jesus though. A dynamic risen Jesus is different from a message which can be spun. If you take the risen Jesus as that then you are in difficulties and have missed the point. If you accept the risen Jesus as he is then it's your 'self-spin' that has to go.

Vlad and his ilk, Religion and Ethics 15 Comments [6/3/2016 3:01:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Nearly Sane

Quote# 119431

I have been saying for a long time now that patriarchy is the natural order of things for our species. Any species that has significant sexual dimorphism between the genders will have one dominant gender and one submissive. And we can easily observe both in physical and mental aspects that men are the dominant gender and women are the submissive.

Women have 10% smaller brains on average, around 5 IQ points less on average, and a smaller deviation, meaning at the high extreme of IQ men far outnumber women. Men are much faster, stronger, more durable, logical and rational on average. Testosterone allow men to take more risks and be more creative, striving to bring humanity forward. While women are afraid of risks because they evolved this way (due to having the instinct to have progeny and being able to protect it with the help of the most suitable male among other factors). This is why women have less independent thought and are more easily swayed by the opinions of others, especially from others with authority, ie group thinking.

I dont necessarily think women should have less rights due to being the biologically inferior gender, but they should be happy to have as many rights and privileges as they have now (even more than men in some regards) instead of whining and complaining about how "oppressed" they are. And the government should pay less attention to feminists and cater less to womens demands in the future since women already have equal opportunity in life as men have. As soon as artificial wombs are available in large quantity, then childbirth is no longer in control of women alone, and thus the government no longer need to keep women satisfied in order to have a steady birthrate.

(which they still failed to do despite trying to keep women as happy as possible, all because of hypergamy and women wanting to have it all (great career, marriage and children) but end up failing and thus a lot less children are born regardless)

I hope when that happens we will have a true meritocracy, because that is the only thing that is "fair", when it comes to voting, our votes doesnt really affect much anyway, the west doesnt really follow a true democratic system, and many things are probably rigged and only makes us believe our votes matter. I dont really care but i would really like to get rid of crap like affirmative action and quotation laws, and less focus on past events and "equality" which is pretty much impossible to achieve.

Bones, Forum Biodiversity 16 Comments [6/3/2016 3:01:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Souriquois

Quote# 119425

Evil is running rampant in America. While the church is content playing small ball (praying simply for individual needs) and sacrificing to get a runner in scoring position (elections), our opponents are swinging for the fences. We “pray” to end abortion (bunt) while our opponents swing for the fences (partial birth abortion). We fight for traditional marriage (bunt) while our opponents go for sexless bathrooms. (home run swing).

Jesus told us “All power is given unto me both in Heaven and on earth.” We have the Greatest Coach in the Universe with the greatest team ever assembled. But we want to play small ball. We want to compromise (bunt) our way to victory. We won’t bring out the heavy hitters. We don’t swing for the fences. In fact, we don’t even want to bat…we want Jesus to miraculously hit the ball out of the park without us ever picking up a bat.

What if our team followed our Coach’s orders? What if we re-criminalized abortion and sodomy? What if we kicked the Devil out of our public schools? What if flexed our muscles and started swinging for the fences? What if God’s people demanded HIS return to HIS rightful position as the head of this government? What if God’s team played with as much commitment as the Devil’s team?

God’s kids are settling for the crumbs off of the Devil’s table. What if we played like the game was tied, the bases were loaded, and our clean-up hitter was walking to the plate?

Small ball isn’t working. We need Mickey Mantle. Instead we get Mickey Mouse.

Dave Daubenmire, Barbwire 28 Comments [6/2/2016 3:17:40 AM]
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Submitted By: AJ Williams

Quote# 119424

We all know that the "marriage" issue and the "transphobia" issue were intended as stepping-stones to the grand prize: legalization of pedophilia. I'm betting that within a year, probably less, you'll be called "bigots" if you don't want your sons sodomized by "caring and compassionate counselors." These people take their vacations in the Dominican Republic, Brazil, and Thailand, havens for underage sex, and that was fun while it lasted, but they'd prefer to have access to boys who are not only nearby but free for the asking, just convince the gullible public that Christian parents are evil bigots, and these "gay kids" need "counseling," and you've got the ultimate case of foxes being invited into the chicken house, cheered on by the media as liberating those poor kids from their hate-filled parents. Since Canada is the cutting edge, they'll legalize pedophilia before we do, and you'll get the same sort of comments as on this thread: hey, Canada did it! It must be good!
We're about ten levels below wherever Sodom and Gomorrah were.

Brad F, Christian News Network 28 Comments [6/2/2016 3:06:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta McFucken

Quote# 119423

Other religions did not contribute to the creation of USA. If they came to live in the finest nation that the Christians created for Christian happiness, they can just wait until the prayer is over. They should be thankful that the Christians would accommodate them in the land. Those who hate Christianity should leave Europe and America and go back to wherever they came from, especially the atheists. Creators and inventors should be honored always everywhere. The Lord's Prayer is the most vital, excellent thing for all mankind to listen to and learn. Jesus is the Jewish Messiah. The Muslims respect Jesus. Eastern religious people have no trouble listening to other religions. You secularists are too godless and hateful against Christianity - something so true and good - and that's your own problem. Secular Americans are simply evil and cannot stand anything Christian. Bad kids from good parents. You need to repent of your evil to get saved. ( John ch. 1-3)

Grace Kim Kwon, Christian News Network 28 Comments [6/2/2016 3:06:01 AM]
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Quote# 119422

It'd always good to see these videos whenever I feel less angry or forgiving I watch things like this to remind myself of why Muslims are the enemy. They always are a burning clear portal to that day and the wounds it dug and keeps it fresh.

It's always good also to just remember it whenever a Muslim complains their crocodile tears about being victims too. Or my disgust at anyone who would defend a Muslim after all they've done.

It's such a shame America gave up on ever winning the war islam wages against us when they slaughtered our people they celebrated in the streets the fucking inhuman animals

Lift4biff, r/videos 17 Comments [6/2/2016 3:03:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Into the Unknown

Quote# 119420

"Where was God in the concentration camps? Scrawled on the walls were messages that read 'My God why have you forsaken me?' and 'If there is a God he will have to beg my forgiveness'. Messages of despair because quite clearly their prayers weren't answered." Pat Conway

A Jew who wrote, "My God, why have you forsaken me?" was merely quoting Psalm 22:1, which prophesied the Messiah's suffering on the cross, written 800 years BC.

A Jew who knew the Scriptures would also know that the promises of God's blessing upon His people were dependent upon their obedience to His Law. Many times God gave Israel into the hands of their enemies because if their sin.

God always answers the prayers of the humble. Sometimes He says "Yes." Sometimes He says "No." Sometimes He says, "Wait."

Ray Comfort, Atheist Central 29 Comments [6/2/2016 3:03:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 119418

The absurdity of what trans activists want is incredible.

If we (the normal men and women that is) shouldn't care who comes into the restroom because "it's just a room to pee in", then the same can be said of trans people who are asked to go the restroom that corresponds with their actual biological features. "It's just a room to pee in, trans folks" LOL. Why are you "triggered" if you're asked to go either the men's room or the women's room?

Your position is self-refuting.

Never mind that it's essentially a non-issue if you look the part. If you're a biological man but can credibly pass off as a woman, we won't notice anyway. In fact in that situation where you've fully transitioned, we'll probably be creeped out if you go to the men's room. Why then are you so worried?

So the issue is much more insane. You want biological men, who still look male, and biological women, who still look women, to go where they please merely by stating "I identify as..." Technically even a "cis" (i.e. normal) troll could do it. I could come in with my male voice and maley beard and male body that hasn't seen a day of hormone treatment and stuff and not get thrown out merely by utterly the magic words "I identify as a female".

And I could probably legally expose myself in the locker room too to women who maybe don't wanna see that shit. In any other sane circumstance I'd be arrested.

The bonkers left is at it again. So progressive it's now actually anti-feminist LOL, doesn't care about women at all now when it has a new group to exploit.

Transpig From Pluto, FSTDT 62 Comments [6/2/2016 3:02:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

Quote# 119416

There have been a lot of justifications for continued discrimination against LGBT people.

Preserving marriage. Religious freedom. Preservation of traditional families.

But in a speech on the House floor this week, Congressman Louis Gohmert took things to the next level. Gohmert argued that we need to discriminate against LGBT people now or the future of humanity is in danger.

How? It’s really quite simple. At some point, a giant asteroid may start barreling toward earth, putting the future of humanity in doubt. We will then need to prepare a special spaceship and send a group of people to colonize Mars.

In case you think this is far-fetched, Gohmert notes this is not a dissimilar scenario from a recent Matt Damon flick, The Martian.

Gohmert postulates that we would only be able to send about 40 people. It’s unclear how he arrives at that number but it seems reasonable. If we can’t discriminate against LGBT people, Gohmert reminds us, all of the people on the special spaceship might end up being same-sex couples.

What will happen to humanity when everyone on Mars is gay? Gohmert is sketchy on the details.

Congressman Louis Gohmert, Think Progress 31 Comments [6/2/2016 3:01:02 AM]
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Submitted By: KittyKaboom

Quote# 119414

see, oh baby, they gotta be no way out.

i know where they gotta hide. the entrance door is Denver. Don’t worry baby. i’m coming back with my immortal body that can fly. once i get Jesus’ order, i will fly at full speed from Jerusalem to Denver. and i’m gotta break into their bunkers in Denver. oh, wait, maybe i can play my lovely game with those racist psychos hiding in there. i love hide-and-seek. i mean it. the bunker is going to be their vast grave. IF Jesus sends me out at that time to arrest or kill those banking cartels, i’m gotta kill them one by one, bit by bit, in their underground bunkers, and i know where the entrance door is. oh, baby, and with my immortal body that can fly, i’m gotta ferociously break into the underground bunker and i’m gotta wage my sword. i’m gotta kill and slaughter them, all of them, hiding in deep underground. no way out, baby, after 7 years, here i am.

when i find them in the bunker, that will be their most horrified day in all their life. i promise and mean it. Every single drop of blood of my own kind, my own species, both Chinese and Taiwanese, is going to be paid back, and that’s the paid back time. i’ll kill them, execute them very slowly, i promise, once i gets the divine order, i’ll make them die very slowly in fear and in shock and i know where they gotta hide. oh, baby, they gotta be no way out. once, i get the divine order, i’m gotta be at my full speed, fly to there, Denver, the entrance door, oh baby. wait for me, i’m coming. here i am, just after 7 years. all of them, one by one, bit by bit, i’m just one of the little cute immortal executioner. baby.

i really and desperately hope Lord Jesus Christ will appoint me as a cute executioner at the end of the End Times.

once i get the divine order, i’m gotta turn the most horrifying thing, “the thing”, that those banking cartels have ever been seeing in all their life. i mean it and i promise it. oh baby, i wanna play hide-and-seek in the vast underground bunkers. oh baby, that gotta be so fun. With my immortal eyes, i can see through walls, but those poor earthly racist psychos can’t see me. And, I will make myself invisible. you know, i’m gotta be Peter the Invisible with my own sword. And, i mean it and i promise it, every single drop of blood of my own species is going to be paid back, both Chinese and Taiwanese obliterated at the most despicable nuclear racial war genocide. I’m gotta be the cutest executioner ever, you know. i know where they gotta be hiding. oh baby, wait for me. i will be coming soon, just in 7 years.

through all the process of execution, those racist psychos will never see me and see my face, because i’m gotta make myself invisible from beginning to end. an invisible “the thing”, the most horrifying thing and that’s me and I’m gotta be invisible at that time, my own hide-and-seek play time, and their paid back time.

once i get the divine order from Lord Jesus Christ, i’m gotta at full speed fly from Jerusalem to Denver, the entrance of their bunkers. And, the first thing i must do is to collapse all the entrances, all the possible entrances, of their vast bunkers, which are all interlocked. With my immortal body with power, collapsing all the possible entrances will be just like eating a piece of cake. And then, after collapsing all the entrances and shutting them down in their lovely bunkers, no way out. And, let’s play hide-and-seek. And, they will never see me and see my face. I’m gotta be the most horrifying invisible thing ever.

usachinanukewar, All-out US-China nuclear war, looming, to wipe out one-fourths of the earth. 19 Comments [6/2/2016 2:55:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen