Quote# 103757

Thousands of world leaders and media personalities speak and dream of a coming world peace, usually with good intentions, but the Bible paints an entirely different picture. The Bible has much to say about peace and also about the conditions for peace. In fact, one could rightly claim the Bible as God's "peace treaty." All of God's conditions for peace are laid out in the Bible for everyone to read. But, as we shall see, when one rejects God's peace treaty, he rejects peace altogether.

"If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them; then I . . . will give peace in the land, and ye shall lie down, and none shall make you afraid." (Lev. 26:3, 6) "But if ye will not hearken unto me, and will not do all these commandments; And if ye shall despise my statutes, or if your soul abhor my judgments, so that ye will not do all my commandments, but that ye break my covenant: I also will do this unto you; I will even appoint over you terror, consumption, and the burning ague, that shall consume the eyes, and cause sorrow of heart: and ye shall sow your seed in vain, for your enemies shall eat it. And I will set my face against you, and ye shall be slain before your enemies: they that hate you shall reign over you; and ye shall flee when none pursueth you." (Lev. 26:14-17)

Who gets peace in the Bible? Those who obey God's commandments. A nation which lives as though the Bible had never been written is a nation which will not know peace. The same is true in any home or any church. When God's word is applied, it establishes peace. When it is not applied, men have war. That's a fact of life which world leaders refuse to accept, therefore they will never know peace.

James L. Melton, Biblebelievers.com 19 Comments [9/28/2014 7:15:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 103756

"12 Then spake Joshua to the LORD in the day when the LORD delivered up the Amorites before the children of Israel, and he said in the sight of Israel, Sun, stand thou still upon Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in the valley of Ajalon.
13 And the sun stood still, and the moon stayed, until the people had avenged themselves upon their enemies. Is not this written in the book of Jasher? So the sun stood still in the midst of heaven, and hasted not to go down about a whole day." - Joshua 10:12-13

Here we read in the book of Joshua about God hearkening, or, listening to the voice of a man. Essentially, Joshua prayed to God and requested that the sun stand still and he also spoke to the sun and moon. There are two possibilities about how this event occurred. Number 1, regardless if the earth revolves around the sun or not, we can all agree that it certainly appears to the naked eye that the sun does indeed rise in the east, and sets in the west. In other words, the chronicler was simply recording what happened that day as they understood it from the human perspective, that is, that the sun did indeed stand still. Number 2, the other possibility is that the earth is not moveable and that the sun instead revolves around the earth. This is what philosophers and scientists refer to as the Geocentric Theory. Which means that when the sun stood still, it literally stood still in space.

There are 2 theories in regards to the revolution of the earth around the sun. That is the Heliocentric Theory in which the earth revolves around the sun, and the Geocentric Theory in which the sun revolves around the earth. Both theories are unproven and provide equally legitimate explanations. The current theory that is taught more widely today is the Heliocentric Theory. If we take this viewpoint, we can agree that it would appear that, yes, the sun indeed stood still as the Bible records. In fact, some speculate that the very reason why we have a "leap year" is due in part to this very event in which God commanded the sun to stand still "about a whole day." Every 4 years, we add a "whole day" to our calendars in the month of February. Jesus said, "Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done. And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive." - Matthew 21:21-22

Brian Price, Value of Truth 22 Comments [9/28/2014 7:15:38 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 103749

The more we rebel against God, the more illusions He feeds us. Humans in this world think they are getting away with defying God. Wow. Did they miss the memo about Hell? Suppose you steal a dollar out of your father’s wallet. Thirty seconds later, he bursts into your room, rips the dollar out of your hand, and beats on you with a baseball bat nonstop for the next eight months. Would you consider yourself victorious? Not hardly. And yet right now there are countless humans and demons who think they are so clever for spitting in God’s face, even though somewhere in their brains they know that He sees everything they’re doing and that He is going to punish them for all of eternity. It doesn’t matter how many years you live on this earth—stacked up against all of eternity, your time down here shrinks down to a millisecond. How stupid do you have to be to think that lipping off to God for a millisecond is worth being tortured for all of eternity? God has been totally up front about what He plans to do to those who defy Him, yet we still defy Him. We’re crazy. Demons are crazy. It is utterly insane to think you can win against the God who holds your molecules together.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 47 Comments [9/27/2014 9:19:53 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 103747

There is enormous pressure in America today to get gay marriage legalized on a national level. Will this plan succeed? The country hates God—that should make the answer rather obvious. Legalizing homosexual marriages has everything to do with spitting in God’s face and nothing to do with equality, bigotry, hate, or anything else. All of this fuss has a spiritual agenda behind it, and this fight is not being led by humans but by demons. Humans are just following their spiritual leaders, because that’s what humans always do. There are only two generals to side with in this war: God or Satan. If you’re not choosing God, you end up in Satan’s camp by default.

Now humans aren’t going to win any stars for intelligence when it comes to these kinds of fights. As soon as a fight gets hyped up by the media, humans tend to check their brains at the door and align with whoever is shouting the loudest. Most people never stop to really think about the issue at hand, they just go with whatever they’re told. This makes Satan’s job very easy, for when he wants you to follow the herd down the road of rebellion, all he has to do is choose the right wording.

Satan: “Do you want to be a bigot?”
Average citizen: “No. That sounds like a bad word. I don’t want to be associated with that.”
Satan: “Then vote for gay marriage.”
Average citizen: “Oh, okay.”

In half a second, Satan’s herding people over onto his side because no one is stopping to ask, “Wait a second. What does bigotry have to do with gay marriage?”

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 27 Comments [9/27/2014 9:19:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 103746

New Testament writer, Peter was s-o-o-o-o-o right when he warned us that scoffers would come in the last days who were “willingly ignorant” of the creation, (see Creation Seminar Parts 1 and 2) the flood, (see Creation Seminar Part 6) and the coming judgment (2 Peter 3:3-9).

The very idea that humans, or any living creatures for that matter, have “junk DNA” comes from the faulty starting point many modern biologists use. They are generally trained to believe the ridiculous evolution theory that says man is a result of a long upward climb from single celled creatures and is only here due a random arrangement of molecules. We are just “lucky mud” according to the evolution theory. Given that starting point in their thinking, it’s no wonder they think we have “junk DNA.”

Kent Hovind, Dr. Kent Hovind's Blog 27 Comments [9/27/2014 9:18:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 103742

Sweetie, read your bible. ALL science is evil. Physics tells us that the earth can not stand still in the sky, geology tells us that the earth is billions of years old, biology tells us that people can't live to be 200 and that evolution is real (lol, like proof means anything to us), Genetics does nothing back back up evolution and honestly I am a little skeptical of the field known as "computer science". I mean I know computers are real (duh, you can touch them), but I am not so sure that all those numbers and letter they call "code" is anything but a slam against our Lord that is "coded" in a language only the intelligent can understand.

ThankGodForGod, Christian Forums 42 Comments [9/27/2014 8:10:40 AM]
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Quote# 103737

The Windsors arrived in New York City late in 1947 and set up court in the Waldorf Towers. With unlimited funding, their mission was to start the homosexual or Adam and STEVE revolution in the United States.

One of their subjects was named James Paul "Jimmy" Donahue, and he was an heir to the vast Woolworth fortune.

Jimmy Donahue was an heir to the fabulous Woolworth fortune.

He resisted the draft for 3 years, but in 1944 he was finally inducted.

The Army regretted that decision because he was more of a threat to his fellow soldiers than the Germans and Japanese combined!!

It would have made sense for Jimmy to join the Army earlier since he was so desperate for men, but he also considered his vast fortune, and the chances of getting killed. The Army discharged Jimmy in 1945.

Jimmy and the Windsors became a ménage à trois.

Jimmy was so depraved that he did things that would make Emperor Nero blush with shame!!

He was constantly on a manhunt and he castrated a waiter and a sailor who resisted his advances.

His vast fortune kept him out of jail.

Jimmy's vast Woolworth fortune kept him out of jail and he seriously considered marrying Wallis . Eventually, this love triangle led to jealousy, and caused a rift with the Duke.

The Windsors and Jimmy were very, very close with Cardinal Spellman of New York. When the Duke took his coronation oath, he swore to defend the Latin Church, and he still took his responsibility seriously. When Cardinal Spellman went to Rome after the timely death of Pope Pius XII, the British Empire was "praying" for an American Pope!!

Cardinal Spellman felt supremely confident that he would follow Pope Pius XII as Pope.

He was even planning on using the name Pius XIII.

Thanks to Jimmy Donahue, the cardinal had at his disposal the vast Woolworth fortune to buy the conclave.

If that disaster had come to pass, the United States of Israel would have become the United States of Sodom and Gomorrah years ago.

The Exodus is a marvelous type of Armageddon and the end of the world. When the Egyptians were pursuing the children of Israel at the Red Sea, JEHOVAH sent his MECHANIC-ANGELS to pull off the wheels of their chariots—in order to slow them down:

And it came to pass, that in the morning watch that JEHOVAH looked unto the host of the Egyptians through the pillar of fire and of the cloud, and troubled the host of the Egyptians, and took off their chariot wheels, that they drove them heavily: so that the Egyptians said, let us flee from the face of Israel; for JEHOVAH fighteth for them against the Egyptians (Exodus:14:24-25).

In these last days . . . we cannot stop . . . but only slow down . . . Pharaoh's last mad suicidal charge . . . so all true Christians should become MECHANICS for CHRIST!!

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 27 Comments [9/27/2014 8:08:51 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 103734

A self-described militia group claims to be checking names on the 2012 Scott Walker recall petition and plans to confront those found to have outstanding warrants or tax defaults at the polls on Nov. 4.

"We prefer our people be armed," reads a Facebook post by Wisconsin Poll Watcher Militia, screen captured on a blog at Politicususa.com. "Some will be heading to some of Milwaukee, Racine, and Beloit's worst areas. We will be armed with a list of people to look for at each location."

The exchange posted on Politicususa continues:

Patrick Murray: "Just so you are aware, I will not report Republicans. Only Democrats."

Wisconsin Poll Watcher Militia: "We will be targeting heavy democrat districts, so it is doubtful this will even be an issue."

[...]

To compile the list of names, the group is using the website Put Wisconsin First, which has divided petition signers into categories. For instance, the "Tax Delinquents for Recall" category lists 571 petition signers who are in tax arrears. One category lists 444 sex offenders and another lists Democratic political donors.

Another page on the site allows users to search petition signers by offense, everything from homicide to speeding.

The website got a recent shout-out from none other than radio talker Rush Limbaugh, who tied the tax dodgers to every liberal who protested Gov. Scott Walker's crackdown on public workers.

[...]

Politicususa called the group's efforts a violation of the federal Voting Rights Act and invites readers to contact the Justice Department to ask that the Nov. 4 election be monitored.

"The fact that they are targeting a specific group of individuals based on race and perceived political affiliation means that their operation is a violation of the Voting Rights Act," writes Jason Easley on the website.

A Wisconsin Poll Watcher Militia response on Facebook reads: "We can assure you that we will be targeting all democrats, not just black ones. If you think we meant blacks only it is because you are a racist who thinks the only people with warrants are black. We know better because we have a nice list of people who are wanted democrat activist types. Most are actually white. We will target everyone."

Wisconsin Poll Watcher Militia/Put Wisconsin First, Capital Times 26 Comments [9/27/2014 7:21:32 AM]
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Quote# 103730

Friends,

As you know, I am not running a typical election campaign. My Campaign Manager is the Holy Spirit, and He has His own plan and purposes for my run for Governor of Massachusetts.

First, He has told me NOT to try to make things happen in my own will and strength, but wait on Him to move others to take action on my behalf. That was the word I received while on my annual personal retreat on the Appalachian Trail this May. My personal role is limited to accepting speaking and debate invitations and media interviews, and to writing/designing literature and other advertising.

I confess I haven’t been completely faithful to that command. It is not in my nature to be passive. But truthfully, every effort I have made in violation of His guidance has been a complete dud. That happened during the signature campaign to get on the ballot. Not a single person I personally solicited to help gather signatures (with the exception of a few who came to me first) was able to help. We only made the ballot because of the work of Joanne Abel, whom God woke one night with instructions to lead the effort (along with volunteers that she solicited, and others who stepped forward to help of their own initiative). Joanne came to me. I hadn’t asked her help.

Getting on the ballot was a genuine miracle.

Now we’re in the active campaign season, heading toward the November election. Again, every time I personally try to make something happen, it fails.

I’ve finally learned my lesson, I think. I am receiving many speaking and debate invitations and doing lots of media interviews, which is great, but I am also being deliberately excluded from numerous other candidate forums and debates. In my flesh I would like to contest these unfair exclusions, however, I am trusting the Lord and restraining myself.

I want God to get the glory for any good thing that comes from my effort.

Last week, one of my supporters came to me with a plan to advertise on Facebook. I accepted the offer of his help to make this happen, and as of a few days ago we have a Facebook Ad running on every Facebook page in Massachusetts through November 4th.

However, this has stirred up the trolls and my Facebook page is being bombarded with hate messages. I’m hoping others will rally to my defense because I’m not going to battle them myself.

We’ve ordered some campaign supplies and are still raising money to get the rest, so please give as you can at by clicking here.

(Notice: Some people receive a warning message when trying to load our donation page. Ignore the message. The page is completely secure. I don’t know why it comes up except perhaps sabotage by certain internet service providers. )

Clearly, whatever good things will come of my run for governor will necessarily be by the work of the Holy Spirit. He is moved by prayer and I solicit yours.

Many Blessings,

Dr. Scott Lively

Scott Lively, BarbWire 26 Comments [9/27/2014 6:35:07 AM]
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Quote# 103728

Step one. Bible reading back in all schools, all grades.
Step two. Enforce the "life" part of life, liberty... with respect to abortion.
Separation of church and state does not extend to God and state. God gives rights to people, people give rights to the state.

pennpa, WND 26 Comments [9/27/2014 6:34:50 AM]
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Quote# 103727



1) That a "nation" can be legitimately and realistically formed from the top, down, of such disparate peoples representing radically different cultures, histories, traditions, and religions." We originally had thirteen sovereign nations who voluntarily joined in a confederacy for mutual benefit (state = nation), without sacrificing that ultimate sovereignty. That ended in 1865, when we effectively became an empire for the benefit of the politically connected corporacrats.

2) That some theft is justified under God if it is accomplished via taxation and zoning laws and ordinances, eminent domain, etc., by people democratically elected wearing suits and/or black judicial robes.

3) "'Progress'" is always good, and justifies the confiscation of private property for 'the public good'." See Item #2. Also, we fail to consider a fuller meaning of progress, particularly as God sees it, even as a supposedly Christian nation!

4) Related to Items 2 and 3, "The 'bottom line' is the ultimate good, i.e. financial profits." It is the only aspect of economy we recognize.

5) " America has always championed a free market." Never mind the Fed, corporate welfare at all levels of government (Think! Did you and your local government offer tax breaks to companies and corporations to set up shop in your town or county?). Never mind the tariffs back in the 19th c. and their descendants, the financial bail-outs we saw in 2008-9! We-the-people are more of a colony for the profit of the elites now, than we ever were under King George and Parliament!

6) "Democrats are evil, while, if the Republican Party would just get back to its roots and stop with the RINOs, we'd be better off!" Yes, the Democrat Party gave itself over to evil when it abandoned itself to the left forty or fifty years ago, but the GOP was born as a means to enrich the corporacratic interests of the day (the 1850s). The party's apparatus, many in its grassroots base notwithstanding, is still all about the maintenance of power and profits through government, having successfully redefined "conservatism" to fit into this paradigm. It'll mouth seemingly Constitutional and Jeffersonian ideas, but its "constitutionalism" is hardly better than the Democrat Party's leftist disregard for the original intent and founding principles.

7) Ceding our responsibilities to the government is okay (e.g. education, welfare, social security, health care, etc.). But YOUR socialism (i.e. entitlement) is evil, while MINE is fine! We've all tolerated our own hypocrisy in this area for too long, folks!

And, again, 54 million babies MURDERED! Look, those barbarians over in Iraq who murder by beheading, etc. deserve bullets to the brain! However, we do it in such a sanitized way, dressed in, again, legislators' and judges' suits and black robes, mouthing legalisms, etc., while we kill our own children; do you and I think God is any less sickened at this? Further, who are we to extend our ideas of "good" to other nations via our military and neocon foreign relations?

I hope and pray for "America's" fall, the faster the better! As far as I am concerned, what we have now is no longer America anyway! That republic was dealt a mortal blow long ago and has been slowly dying since then!

We're done! To those of us who remain, let us repent and seek to reform ourselves under God's hand into something that is honouring to Him once again!

Daithi_Dubh, WND 21 Comments [9/27/2014 6:34:29 AM]
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Quote# 103726


ISIS and the other Muslim threats are rabid followers of a false prophet (Muhammad) and a false god (Allah), but they are zealots in their service to their pagan beliefs. They view America in light of what she supports – and let there be not one doubt that these pagans understand that the homologation of same-sex marriage, sodomy, the wholesale slaughter of 54 million unborn children, weak politically correct officials, ad nauseum are not the qualities of the enlightened; they are the traits of the damned.

There was a time America prided herself on a belief in God. There was a time our government acted in accordance with the summum bonum of the people she was created to serve. Today such beliefs are scoffed at. There was a time that when America went to war, the oppressed and threatened in the world sighed a breath of relief, because they knew the God of America would vindicate them. Ask the French, Great Britain or the other European countries to whose aid America came.

But today the media controls our battles, not the generals. Weak ineffectual leaders like Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton and Obama have shown our Islamic enemies that America talks but doesn’t act. Globalists like George W. Bush have shown the enemy that America’s borders are nothing more than lines on paper. And they openly cheer our downfall as corrupt politicians like George W. Bush, John Boehner, et al. are eagerly willing to reward illegals with full rights and citizenship – which means whether by outright attacks or attrition, they are positioned to do untold harm to America.

America is similar to a skeletal structure waiting for a strong wind to cause it to fall, and that strong wind may well be ISIS and/or some other vulgar derivation of their genus. If (or probably more likely when) ISIS decides to make good on their promise to plant their flags on American soil, what will our so-called leadership do? Look back on the World Trade Center and Pentagon attacks of 9/11 and consider how quickly America went from waving flags to cursing and blaming and posturing for political gain. Consider how the media undermined the effort then and how they ignore the threat today.

Mychal Massie, WND 21 Comments [9/27/2014 6:34:19 AM]
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Quote# 103720

Words of Comfort: Today's Tips for Atheists

How to say “I don’t know,” and still sound intelligent:

1. What is the purpose of man’s existence?
“We don’t know at the moment, but science will find out one day.”

2. What was in the beginning?
“We don’t know at the moment, but science will find out one day.”

3. What happens after death?
“We don’t know at the moment, but science will find out one day.”

4. Why is there male and female in 1.4 million different kinds of animals, fish, birds, and insects?
“We don’t know at the moment, but science will find out one day.”

5. Why does every animal (except for a few snails) bring forth after its own kind?
“We don’t know at the moment, but science will find out one day.”

Note how Scriptures speaks to the blind ignorance of the ungodly, and how they have given themselves to a dulled conscience and sexual uncleanness:

“Their moral understanding is darkened and their reasoning is beclouded. [They are] alienated (estranged, self-banished) from the life of God [with no share in it; this is] because of the ignorance (the want of knowledge and perception, the willful blindness) that is deep-seated in them, due to their hardness of heart [to the insensitiveness of their moral nature]. In their spiritual apathy they have become callous and past feeling and reckless and have abandoned themselves [a prey] to unbridled sensuality, eager and greedy to indulge in every form of impurity [that their depraved desires may suggest and demand]” (Ephesians 4:18-19, Amplified Bible).

Ray Comfort, Ray Comfort's blog 68 Comments [9/26/2014 2:34:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 103716

Environmental whackos have produced their own Bible nowadays called THE GREEN BIBLE, highlighting all Scriptures about the earth in green ink made from soybeans. Why doesn't someone publish a Bible that highlights all the Scriptures concerning the poor? Do you know why? It's because there's a lot of money to be made, BILLIONS, by going green these days. There's no money to be made in giving it away to the poor. Instead, the evil globalist elite want to murder off the poor through chemically laced vaccinations (sterilization), genetically modified seeds (sterilization), abortion, et cetera.

David J. Stewart, God Loves People 35 Comments [9/26/2014 2:33:11 AM]
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Quote# 103711

America is guilty of killing 50,000,000 babies by abortion--guilty of killing over 100,000 innocent Iraqi's--guilty of promoting killing through it's violent movies--guilty of torturing and killing Terri Schiavo--and guilty of killing the Lord Jesus Christ.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 44 Comments [9/26/2014 2:28:05 AM]
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Quote# 103706

I also found the location of Socrates' plagiarism from the New Testament:

1 Corinthians 1:25 "For God's foolishness is wiser than human wisdom, and God's weakness is stronger than human strength."

MJO, Amazon Atheist Forum 39 Comments [9/25/2014 3:32:06 AM]
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Quote# 103704

THE SUFFERING OF HELL

If you go to Hell, you'll suffer. That's what Hell is for. Just as the rich man of Luke 16, you'll be TORMENTED IN FLAMES. A sinner closes his eyes in death, and the Devil has his soul to torment in Hell forever.

You say, "God wouldn't allow such a thing to happen." Sure He will! God allows people to suffer all the time. God allowed Hitler to murder 6,000,000 Jews, did He not? God allowed Herod to kill the children under two years old, did He not (Matthew 2)? If God will allow innocent babies to be murdered, then why wouldn't He allow a Christ rejecting sinner to burn in Hell? Did God not allow Jesus Christ, an innocent and sinless man, to be beaten and murdered? If God will allow His only begotten Son to suffer and be murdered, then why should God save a sinner from Hell when he chooses not to trust Christ as Savior? Listen, friend, GOD WILL ALLOW YOU TO GO TO HELL AND BURN IF YOU ARE NOT BORN AGAIN. It happens all the time.

The suffering of Hell is horrible. Not only is there physical suffering, but there is also a great deal of MENTAL suffering. You'll always remember your earthly life. You'll remember your family and your friends. You'll remember your spouse and your children. Just as the rich man in Luke 16, you'll remember it all! You'll also remember the chances that you had to be saved. You'll remember reading this paper, and you'll remember your thoughts and comments about this paper. In Hell, you will always remember the moment that you REJECTED Jesus Christ as your Savior.

All sinners go to Hell, and they go there to suffer.

James L. Melton, Biblebelievers.com 45 Comments [9/25/2014 3:31:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 103703

On his radio program today, Bryan Fischer recommended that the United States adopt an immigration policy based upon the Bible, meaning that all immigrants must convert to Christianity and completely leave behind their native practices, beliefs, culture, and language. If we "did immigration God's way," Fischer said, that would mean that "those who came to our shores would be expected to adopt our religious values and traditions — that would mean Christianity and not Islam — and they would leave behind their religion and their god." "That would mean leaving behind Islam and Allah," he explained, as well as adopting Judeo-Christian values, which means they they would not be allowed to complain about the sale or consumption of bacon or the inability to obtain Halal foods. "If this were to happen," he concluded, "we would have one god, we would have one law, we would have one culture, and we would have one language"

Bryan Fischer, Right Wing Watch 51 Comments [9/25/2014 3:30:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Giveitaday

Quote# 103702

SATAN'S TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR PARENTS

Thou shalt not take thy children to a Bible-believing church

That's right, the last thing I need is a generation of children who learn to believe and obey God's word! Take your sons and daughters to a big and liberal church where there are scores of fun activities to waste their time and rob them of any chance to really learnthe Bible. Don't take them to an old-fashioned and fundamental church where the King James Bible is believed, preached and taught.

Thou shalt not teach thy children to know and serve Jesus Christ

I'll never populate Hell if you allow your children to see their lost condition and their need to have their sins washed away in the blood of Jesus Christ! Let them wait until they are older so they can decide for themselves what to believe. By then, I'll have them so brainwashed they'll never be saved. Tell them when to get up, when to take a bath, what to eat, when to be home and when to go to bed, but don't tell them what to believe about God, the Bible, and Jesus Christ.

Thou shalt not spank thy children

I want to produce a whole generation of self-serving rebels who are not disciplined and who do not respect any moral authority-- including God. When this happens, I will rule the world and damn billions to Hell forever! I need YOUR help! DON'T spank that child!

Thou shalt enroll thy children in a day care center

Mom, don't even think of staying home to train up your children! Sure, the Bible commands women to be "keepers at home," but who believes the Bible these days? Your family can't make it on a single income. Get yourself a job and let my specially trained day care agents start working on your children. You make the babies and let me handle the rest.

Thou shalt enroll thy children in the public school system

Don't even think of home schooling or a private school. You just trust me to educate your children the way I think best. The public school system is packed full of my agents. We've already thrown the Bible, the Ten Commandments and prayer out of the schools. Now we're having the time of our life! We'll teach your kids that they have evolved from animals so they'll feel no obligation to honor and obey their true Creator. Then we'll let them dress any way they choose while teaching them all about sex. We'll even have a few dances each year so they can rub their bodies together while listening and dancing to the most ungodly music the world has ever known. With a little luck, your kids will have their own kids before finishing high school, which just means more day care prospects for me! Don't you just love my system?!!!!

Thou shalt allow thy children to walk, talk, dress and act like all other children

You wouldn't want you child to feel strange or different from other kids, would you? Of course you wouldn't! You want your child to grow up to fit into the world, to feel accepted and normal in society. That's exactly what I want! I want everyone to just fit in with society - to conform to the trends and fashions of the day. I have the majority of the earth's population marching right into Hell without even knowing it. Don't ask questions about your children's conduct, their styles, and their trends. Just accept it as "the latest thing" and let me direct their footsteps. I know just where they need to be and I know just how to get them there!

Thou shalt teach thy children to worship sports

Ah, yes! Let's not forget that one! Let's keep that child's mind occupied all the time lest they start thinking and asking questions about God, the Bible and Jesus Christ! I want them playing baseball, softball, basketball, football, ballet, swimming, track, gymnastics, and everything else you can find. In addition to this, buy them shoes and clothing endorsed by famous sports figures and take them to every sporting event possible. With a little effort, you can waste at least ten or fifteen hours every week! Hopefully, by the time they're grown they'll be reading the sports page and watching the sports channel every day while neverreading the Bible.

Thou shalt provide thy children with unrestricted entertainment

Don't deprive your kids of all the things that other kids enjoy, such as Internet access, their choice magazines, video games, television and movies. These are perfect mediums by which I am reaching millions of young people every day. They're listening to my music, looking at my pictures, and applying my self destructive principles in their lives. It's amazing how willing parents are to turn their kids over to me, but they're certainly doing it. So pleasedon't ask questions or investigate the choice entertainment of your sons and daughters.

Thou shalt permit thy sons and daughters to start dating by the age of sixteen

Preferably before then, like maybe thirteen or fourteen, but certainly no later than sixteen! Other teenagers date, so why shouldn't your teens date? Other teenagers experiment with sex, drugs and alcohol, so why shouldn't your teens do likewise? You think, "Oh, my teen wouldn't do anything like that!" Yeah, right! I'm so glad you foolish parents have such short memories! I'm so glad you've forgotten yourteenage years! One of my greatest assets in ruining your child is your belief that your child is different and wouldn't do any wrong. You make my job so easy - and fun!

Thou shalt not receive counsel from any Christian

When you encounter a Christian who has exceptionally well behaved children, you will be tempted to seek advice from them on raising your own children. DON'T! These people are religious nuts. They believing in training up children GOD'S WAY, which is the old-fashioned way. This is the twenty-first century, a new age with a new way of life. Away with God and the Bible! Away with Jesus and fundamental churches! Live like you want to live! After all, you only live once, and then you'll be in Hell forever - along with your kids! Just fear me and keep MY commandments, and we'll all be together one day - sooner than you may think!

Your's Truly . . . . . Lucifer

James L. Melton, Biblebelievers.com 48 Comments [9/25/2014 3:29:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 103701

Imagine a poultry farm owner replaces chicken with horses. Scientists excavating the site some time later find the chicken fossils older than horse fossils. Assuming that this is the only place where the fossils were found, the Evolutionists will conclude that horses evolved from chicken because that is the only possibility.

Let us look at a practical scenario: There isn't a convincing hypothesis, let alone evidence to support the claim that those primitive fishes, defied its animal instinct and left its safe home, water, and crawled into a hostile place, land. Evolutionists, ignoring the contradictions and lack of evidences, argue that animals evolved from fishes just because animal fossils appear later in time than fish fossils in the fossil record.

It is perplexing that some of the finest brains in human history spend their entire life trying to prove a theory which borders with non-sense. Isn't it makes more sense that there is a d(D)esign for every system?

Jamie James, Amazon.com 48 Comments [9/25/2014 3:29:42 AM]
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Submitted By: KittyKaboom

Quote# 103700

Think of it from a purely biological perspective for a bit. You are a caveman looking to impregnate a woman to raise a big family and continue your bloodline.
Which woman do you chose? The cave woman that has had 100 different mens DNA inside of her or the cave woman that has had much less? You want to chose the woman that allows your sperm the greatest chance of survival and you want the one who will not pollute your future generation.

You want to bond with your cave woman to the highest level, spiritually, mentally and physically. The cave woman that has been with 50 cave men has lost a lot of her pair bonding ability, she has more male DNA in her body and on a purely instinctive level, your biological warning sense tells you to run.
Just as the cave woman seeks the strongest male to provide and protect her and the future children, the cave man looks for the most fertile and untouched.
The above was what a guy told me when I showed him a similar thread about number of sexual partners. He said that he was repulsed on a level out of his control so thought it came from the cave man times haha.

Personally, a womans number of partners wasn't anything at the fore front of my mind but after I met a woman that accidentally let the cat out of the bag and tripped herself up with her own lies, I found the fact an instant and pure turn off. It was to such an extent I didn't understand myself at first.

Women label it as insecurity but I would argue that anyone who hides their past or is afraid of the truth and afraid of being open were the insecure ones. The only reason why women label men as insecure is because deep down, that's all they got as a defense or a possible way to attempt to escape the outcome, shaming in the hopes the guy will buy into it and let it go.

I see the labeling someone as insecure for not celebrating your high number of partners as an attempt to shame them into thinking that it is their problem. If you go back to my little cave man story, it would be equivalent to the promiscuous cave woman labeling the alpha cave man as too weak to mate with her in the hopes he had a fragile enough ego to make the mistake of mating with a woman that gave his sperm less chance of survival.

Just a story based on what my buddy said, not to be taken too literally but you get the idea. Oh by the way, my buddy rejects promiscuous women but he is one of the most secure guys Ive ever known so good luck with that insecurity label.

Mghow, Reddit 37 Comments [9/25/2014 3:29:33 AM]
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Quote# 103698

[About Deut. 22:28-29]

This is the verse that we find so particularly troublesome. And of course in our minds, we have already decided that the virgin was some sweet, innocent flower while the rapist was some sadistic creep. So when God commands these two to marry, all we see is Him grinding innocence into the dirt and casting some poor girl into the hands of a cruel abuser for the rest of her days while He turns His back on her tears. Conclusion: God is a jerk.

So what would it look like for God not to be a jerk? The rapist should get executed of course—that’s what most women would say today. In other words, society should treat rape like an unpardonable sin. Well, if women get to make this call, then men should get to throw something in as well. All these married women today who go flirting with other men in public—why should they get to be excused of their adulterous behavior? Just because they can’t physically force a man to have sex with them hardly means they are innocent. Jesus said that lusting over a person in your heart is the same as sleeping with them. Just because women can’t physically overpower men hardly lessons their sins in God’s eyes, for He knows that women are doing the most damage that they can with the tools they have available. If they could easily rape men, they would. But since they can’t, their perverse desire for domination plays out in other forms, such as constantly withholding sex from their husbands as a means of controlling them. The reality is that each gender is constantly looking for ways to inflict misery on the other one.

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So let’s consider things from the rapist’s point of view. A man who rapes a woman is not a lower life form, he is simply a human being with some serious issues. Who in this world can claim they don’t have issues?

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Now you’re a young virgin living on your father’s farm. One day a man comes along, sees you, and rapes you. By the time your fathers and brothers come to your rescue it’s too late. You have been permanently soiled, and thanks to this jerk, you no longer qualify as a woman who is eligible to marry. First time sex is supposed to be a consummation of marriage, but your rapist was trying to steal the fun part without having to pay the price of hard work and commitment. This is where Yahweh intervenes on your behalf. He commands your rapist to marry you. The man is not going to get away with just skipping off and leaving you with the stigma of a woman who has slept around. The man will now have to take you as his wife and share his inheritance with you. And if you’re now pregnant, your child is not going to be left as some fatherless bastard. Because Yahweh makes your rapist take responsibility for what he’s done, He really takes the fun out of rape, which in turn causes a lot fewer men to try it.

Anna Diehl, The Pursuit of God 45 Comments [9/25/2014 3:28:13 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 103692

[In response to the question "Atheists: Why aren't mice considered our closer evolutionary ancestor than chimps? Since we share more DNA?"]

These percentages demonstrate that percent of shared DNA is not an indicator of biological ancestry. Like all homologies among species, it is simply a measure of common design elements.

Darwinists like to claim that we share a common primate ancestor (they will deny that it is a chimp) because they gain credence from the design similarities of human and primate. However, that is not the real claim of Darwinism.

What Darwinism actually claims is the ascent of humans from the goo to you via the zoo. A pool of chemicals magically morphed into bacteria directed by inordinately complex DNA information, and the bacteria magically morphed into a succession of higher species until humans developed.

That's the atheist creation myth--a just-so story that fits their theology. Unfortunately, it does not account for the impossibility of the leap from inanimate matter to information-directed life, or of the sudden appearance of all or most phyla in the Cambrian explosion without ancestral species in the lower strata.

Cheers,
Bruce

Bruce, Y! Answers 29 Comments [9/25/2014 3:13:09 AM]
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Quote# 103691

[In response to the question "Atheists: Why aren't mice considered our closer evolutionary ancestor than chimps? Since we share more DNA?"]

The authoritative answer is that it doesn't really matter "who" we're related to in the "evolutionary tree."

What simply matters is that those who choose to believe in evolution have temporarily escaped from God's Commandments, and in their own eyes, they are free to live as they choose.

This means that abortion, homosexual marriage, recreational sex, drug and alcohol abuse, and anything else they "choose" to do is OK, because they simply choose not to believe in the One who has commands against those things.

At the heart of atheism is selfishness: I WILL DO WHAT I WANT.

John the Baptist

John the Baptist, Y! Answers 21 Comments [9/25/2014 3:12:55 AM]
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Quote# 103690

It is NO coincidence that "gay" insist on adopting SAME SEX children. Within the SMALL percentage of being "gay" the adopted kids by PERCENTAGE are molested MORE in the "gay"community than in the heterosexual community. THESE are FACTS. It is the exact OPPOSITE. "Gays" are driven to MOLEST same sex regardless of age. It is also true that "gays" prize YOUTH and that INCLUDES INFANTS! Yes, INFANTS - helpless human beings are routinely MOLESTED by "gay parents". Need I mention how being raised by "gay.
parents is emotionally confusing as well as ABUSIVE physically.

Yes, Mark Adams Brown, I glanced at your writing and YOU are telling the TRUTH.

In the military, "gays' - the "butch" type are threatening and molesting the more feminine of the "gay" people. For example with two "gay"males one ALWAYS pretends to be the "feminine half" and the other plays the extreme MACHO half. It is the MACHO one that is intimidating the other males that are more feminine into submission by FORCE. The same is true of the MACHO female lesbian. The "butch" female is intimidating the molesting the more feminine lesbian into submission. There is NOTHING normal about "gay" people!

Ned Lee, Live Science 23 Comments [9/25/2014 3:12:36 AM]
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