Quote# 99402

Evolution is a fable, a myth and a fantasy. For instance, simple mathematics PROVES that the Biblical account of Noah to be true; especially when considering the TODAY's population of the planet. If we extrapolate today's population number "backwards", using the Exponential Function, we would find that the population of the Earth was approximately a dozen people around the time of Noah and the Flood. (4550 BC)

Today, we have a population growth of 1.3% to 1.7% and currently we have 7 Billion people inhabiting planet Earth. In 1999, there were 6 Billion people. In 1986, there were 5 Billion people - and so on. Working "backwards" through the population growth numbers, shows the Biblical account of Noah to be true, which is something atheists and evolutionists cannot mathematically refute. Of course, they will always attempt to throw into the equation diseases, wars, natural disasters, etc. - but that will only alter the population by a miniscule amount. Why? Because the greatest shortcoming of the human race is their FAILURE to "understand" the Exponential Function. (Doubling Time)

For instance, if human beings occupied planet Earth for a Million Years and we used a population growth of "only" 0.01% (doubling every 7,000 years), we would currently have a population of 10 with 43 zeros after it! Can any of these atheists or evolutionists please give me the "name" of that number? Good luck with that!

Don't be fooled by this evolution nonsense. Mankind hasn't been on this planet constantly fighting to prevent itself from becoming extinct. Evolution makes absolutely no sense. Don't be intellectually lazy. Do the math!

Darryl, Yahoo 49 Comments [2/16/2014 5:10:23 AM]
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Submitted By: PhillipaFry

Quote# 99401



The Vatican struck back Friday at a U.N. human rights committee that issued a scathing report on sex abuse by priests, accusing it of straying beyond its mandate and discrediting the U.N. as a whole by adopting the "prejudiced" positions of anti-Catholic advocacy groups.

The Vatican said the U.N. committee had ignored both the Holy See's unique status and its efforts to address the abuse crisis in recent years, noting that it had provided this information to the committee in writing and in person. It blasted what it called the "absolutely anomalous" publicity the committee gave its report and promised a full response at a later date...

Specifically, he accused the committee of giving more credence to the positions of "well-known NGOs, prejudiced against the Catholic Church and the Holy See" than the Vatican itself. In ignoring the Vatican's own explanations and data, he said, it appeared the committee had written the report before the Vatican made its case at a daylong hearing last month.

He said while it was wrong to blame the United Nations as a whole for the committee's "grave shortcomings," the organization itself "bears the negative consequences of what was done by one of its committees, beyond its competence."

Rev. Federico Lombardi, Detroit Free Press 22 Comments [2/16/2014 5:10:06 AM]
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Quote# 99400

Since I became a born again Christian many years ago, I knew that the Bible was the Word of God and, therefore, true. However, I couldn't fit the dinosaurs logically into the picture. God reveals everything in time. In the book of Genesis, He tells Adam and Eve to replenish the earth. This means to fill it up again. The earth of Genesis is a transformation of the original earth.
The original earth contained the dinosaurs, which were docile creatures. When Lucifer was kicked out of heaven, he came to earth and brought violence with him, passing it on to the dinosaurs. Then God created the ice age to destroy creation. The melted ice covered the earth with water, as told in Genesis, and a transformation began, possibly millions of years later. Then man was created as well as new types of animals, birds and other living creatures. There were no dinosaurs to include on Noah's ark. The Bible is true.

LNC, CNN Religion Blogs 37 Comments [2/16/2014 5:09:55 AM]
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Submitted By: PhillipaFry

Quote# 99392

[Google decorates its page with a rainbow graphic for the Olympics followed by an anti-discrimination statement from the Olympic charter.]

Google Leaves No Escape From Pro-Homosexual Politics

The righteous moonbats at Google don’t approve of Putin not being on board with the homosexual agenda. Here’s what the homepage looks like now that the Olympics are underway in Sochi[...]

If you don’t recognize the color scheme, the prattling about “discrimination” won’t make much sense. This should help:

[Image of a rainbow flag which is labeled a "Fag Flag."]

It’s not enough to politicize absolutely everything. Moonbats have to homosexualize absolutely everything. They won’t rest until there is no longer a single corner of reality that doesn’t make you queasy.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 39 Comments [2/15/2014 5:48:41 PM]
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Quote# 99391

The idea that atheists want to encourage thought is mildly amusing. If you hold most atheists up to the light, they come out with streams of excuses about how atheism isn’t a religion, doesn’t have to prove anything, etc, etc, and change the subject quickly back to “why Christainity is shit”.

Enough atheist propaganda. Atheism isn’t about thinking, as any acquaintance with them shows. It’s about convenience.

Roger Pearse, Southerly 37 Comments [2/15/2014 5:48:29 PM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 99389

(Italics and bolding in original--including the premature de-italicization in the second paragraph.)

I have written about this previously, but will repeat it again as repetition is good for impressing the mind in truth. In antiquity God used the Israelites to purge/wage war/punish the inhabitants of the land which was known as Canaan, because of the inhabitants’ gross immorality/sexual sins, etc. The idea of doing this wasn’t the Israelites; it was God’s. Some point to these incidents and call them genocide by glossing over the reasons for them. Some also point to Americans doing the same thing to the indians. There is always a reason for these incidents, but blind foolish men, who think they know everything because they have a framed piece of parchment on their walls, know nothing of the why’s and wherefore’s, because they deny the laws of cause and effect. They are like the jew who never sees his own perfidy, but always blames others for the cause of all his persecutions down through history. There is ALWAYS a reason(s) why, but most cannot see it because they have no place within them for the knowledge of the spiritual. The use of the word genocide carries within it the idea of “no reason for it”. But that’s a crock. The same law/principle is at work in the “genocide” of the white race. “The curse causeless does not come”.

Anyway, Israel waged war on the inhabitants of Canaan; men, women and children were killed and even animals and the land was then taken over by the Israelites. This, taken in it’s entirety was a legal righteous act, for it was directed by God. God does not have the same misplaced sympathetic view of death and destruction that today’s feminized culture has. He kills and makes alive because he owns it all. Man’s opinion does not enter into it.

Of course later on, the Israelites themselves apostasized and took to performing the same conduct of the Canaanites, whereupon God raised up other nations to do the same thing to them that they did to the Canaanites originally. That does not mean the nations God used against apostasizing Israel were necessarily God loving and/or righteous living. All the nations are in his hand to be used according to his purposes.

Brandon, The Naive Gatekeeper 37 Comments [2/15/2014 5:45:05 PM]
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Submitted By: Skyknight

Quote# 99386

[Another fundie has asked the others what the Millinial Kingdom of Christ will be like, and what they will do in it.]

I've had thoughts that I might have a job as some kind of "safety officer". Say an unsaved person tries to wrong a saint... one of us safety officers appears and takes care of the matter before the intended victim is victimized... or a child skins his or her knee and one of us appears to console the child and apply a band-aid.

Tall Timbers, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [2/15/2014 9:13:57 AM]
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Submitted By: documentingtehcrazy

Quote# 99383

Despair is the key. It explains nearly everything that is so puzzling about the madness of modern life, the pack of self-contradictory dogmas that make up the default assumptions of the Dark Ages in which we live.

They have nothing else. No wonder they are bitter. No wonder they are irrational. No wonder they lie like dogs. No wonder they boast. No wonder they are full of envy and malice. No wonder they kill babies in the womb and fete socialist dictators and mass murderers. No wonder they love death. No wonder they admire, protect and love Islamic terrorists. No wonder they admire, protect, and love sexual perversion.

It is because they have nothing else. They live in a world of darkness, without hope, with nothing but their seven great friends to sustain them: pride, which they call self esteem; envy, which they call social justice; wrath, which they call activism and protest; sloth, which they call enlightenment; gluttony, which they call health food and legalization of recreational drugs; greed, which they call fairness in taxation; lust, which they call sexual liberation.

John C. Wright, John C. Wright's Journal 45 Comments [2/15/2014 7:09:39 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 99382

Marriage was murdered (until there are serious changes in the law, and vast amounts of impeached judges removed from office, all “Marriage” is a cargo cult.) by the Left, which has hated and attacked Marriage and the Family for hundreds of years (Reference your copy of “Leftism Revisited” for more on that).

So, I think, maybe, that the Liberals/Leftists were not “just carrion eaters”, they have worked on this for a long, long time, and the “gay marriage” is looking to me to be a perverse, Evil “fuse” to protect them from any backlash. The Left is well versed on how Mobs act, and I doubt any of them want to be the next Robespierre. And destroying a mostly innocent group of people to protect themselves from the righteous fury of those they had lied to, tricked into giving up one of their best birthrights? Oh, that would be a scheme worthy of Satan, would it not?

Robert Mitchell Jr, John C. Wright's Journal 24 Comments [2/15/2014 7:09:22 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 99381

[Fundies are reacting to the news of Scotland allowing same-sex marriage.]

Was beginning to think this rising tide of rebellion had slowed (and it may have) but here is country number 17.

Legalizing same sex marriage is relatively speaking, a very recent political development as per the timeline on the following Wiki page....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage

I know God's judgment on the world doesn't start until the great tribulation period but sometimes I wonder whether we see some of the warning signs with the unusual weather across many parts of the world, epsecially as it has seemingly intensified over the past decade, incidentally along with more countries legalizing same sex marriage.

$teve, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [2/15/2014 7:08:16 AM]
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Submitted By: documentingtehcrazy

Quote# 99375

[Regarding a Left Behind remake]
I find it sad and kind of disturbing that Cloud Ten Pictures, who have traditionally been known for making "spiritual" if not fully outright Christian films has 1) decided to reboot a perfectly fine trilogy and 2) made really suspect casting choices, if the rumors are to be believed. I find it hard to believe that the moral and ethical integrity, as well as the doctrinally sound principles portrayed in the books, and to a lesser extent the original movies, will be preserved when you have such a notorious "Hollywood type" in the main role. I don't dispute Nic Cage's acting ability, I absolutely love his performance in the National Treasure movies. What I dispute is his moral standpoint, and his willingness to portray a character that in his original state in the books is a 100% committed and conservative Christian, who is willing to die for his faith. That sounds like the exact opposite of how Nic Cage would live his life. I think that something is going to have to give somewhere, either in the Lalonde brothers' script, or in Nic Cage. I hope the latter, because the books have a message that the world needs to hear. For right now, I'm hoping that this is all just rumor, and it's not real, but if it is, I pray that God will bestow wisdom upon the Lalonde brothers, and help them to be a good and positive witness for Christ to these lost souls that they have cast in their movie.

jesusfreak96-274-169681, IMDb.com 53 Comments [2/15/2014 4:14:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Ludd

Quote# 99374

Hey, evolutionists?

You can't find 2,000,000 Jews in the desert, given their itenary.

So don't harp on a handful of missing kangroo bones and expect me to stay up at night wondering about it.

And for the record, I don't believe the kangaroo trekked to and from the Ark in the first place.

I believe they were teleported.

But if you want to believe they trekked to and from the Ark, that's fine.

Just don't expect me to scratch my head over why you guys can find a few that died along the way.

I know why you can't find them -- you don't.

AV1611VET, Christianforums 64 Comments [2/14/2014 4:30:52 AM]
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Quote# 99361

[aCultureWarrior has a bit of a meltdown and discusses me and my partner]

Well then, I guess besides being a lying (or to paraphrase annabenedettttti 'LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!') coward, who is a closet fag that molests children, I'm also a adulterer.

Wait, I forgot something:

'and and and I'm pro choice too!'

That being said, I'm certain that the drag queen homosexual who is engaged to a man that plans on having genital mutilation surgery to become a woman, is sitting back in his pantyhose and hi heels smiling knowing that there are Christians out there that believe he has some kind of "right" to teach America's children, to work in daycare facilities, or to mentor youth in the Boy Scouts, Girl Scouts, or the rest of the long list of youth mentor organizations that have allowed openly (i.e. proud and unrepentant) homosexuals into their organizations.

aCultureWarrior, TheologyOnline 28 Comments [2/14/2014 4:17:12 AM]
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Quote# 99358

Atheists are paradoxes, because they are their own gods. Ergo they deny their own existence.

DoctorDoom, Where Liberty Dwells 50 Comments [2/14/2014 4:13:50 AM]
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Quote# 99355

Folks, this entire discussion is about fear. The very real, very deep fear on the left that the reality of human nature won’t fit their preconceived notions and ideology. Science was “good” as long as it could be used as a club to beat believers. Now that science is making the left look like religious fanatics on the subject on human nature, it is “bad”.

Guess what science doesn’t care about your pieties and faith. It only cares about evidence and facts.

That makes it very scary and accounts for the hysterical reaction to [Rod] Dreher’s entirely rational remarks.

Andrew Smithers , Lawyers, Guns & Money 26 Comments [2/14/2014 4:12:45 AM]
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Quote# 99353

Remember that evolution is still a theory. It is not scientific fact. Currently macro evolution is a complete lie, but in the next x amount of years it could be proven correct. Micro evolution has better overall evidence. One discovery can change the world and the "scientific fact" that we currently believe. Once the earth was considered flat.

Dr. Steve Brule, Slacktivist 40 Comments [2/13/2014 4:23:30 AM]
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Quote# 99352

The exorcist, true story!
Full blown gays have a distinctive appearance they are limp wristed and talk with a lisp, my theory is that somewhere along the family tree a demon took over the family lineage!
I watched a video on you tube and the pastor of this church went to this one man in the service and confronted him and the man was gay, he began to squirm and get very uncomfortable, then the pastor begin to call the demon and out and this man went to the floor and slithered like a snake across the floor, the pastor asked the demon to reveal its name and in a demonic voice it said Queen is my name, as he slithered the pastor kept sleaking over him to come out and this man literally went out the door in the court yard and went straight over a wall that was about 8 or ten feet high ,he was acting crazy as I have ever seen any one act, this went on for a long time as they attempted to exorcise this demon, I tried to find the video again but did not find it!

Yoda, Yahoo! News 54 Comments [2/13/2014 4:23:03 AM]
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Submitted By: TheReasonator

Quote# 99349

The only theocracy America is under threat of is a satanocracy! Just about every government decision has gone against Christians from Roe v Wade to gay marriage being pushed by judges as well as the media.

Society is in freefall and its not Christians who are trying to change things, we're the only ones trying to stand in the gap and maintain any sense of society as liberals try to tear down everything that holds a civilization together.

True Freethinker, American Thinker 30 Comments [2/13/2014 4:21:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Hasan Prishtina

Quote# 99346

Evolution takes more blind faith to believe than the Bible ever will, yet many people blindly believe it and refuse to even look at the Bible.

Look at all the flowers on a spring day. Look at all the different kinds and colors, etc... They all randomly come from the same primordial ooze we did? Nice how evolution with no intelligent mind behind it made bees to cross pollinate the plants don't you think? Since evolution claims that only the strongest and wises of species will evolve (survival of the fittest) aren't we lucky that some managed to survive just so we more advanced species could eat them? Good thing plants are stupid and evolved into edible things too. Evolution would dictate that all plants become poisonous so that they are not eaten, but boy I'm glad most of the plants did not think of that.

I am not trying to make fun of what you believe, I am just trying to show you that logically what you believe is wrong. You can't have it both ways. You can't claim there is not intellect behind what happens and yet claim that things happened in a logical intelligent way. If evolution is true and that is why some animals evolved into poisonous animals, then why not all of them? If that had happened all life would have died!! Yet evolution would at least have proved itself.

Ralph, Behind The Badge 42 Comments [2/13/2014 4:19:39 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 99345

Have you ever wondered how the Bible can claim that people lived to be 900 years old before the flood? With radiation, etc...that would be impossible right? There the Bible goes again making claims that can't possibly be true in the physical world. Okay, but what if there was water filtering out the radiation and making the whole earth a greenhouse? Hum, that would even explain why they find frozen animals in the artic with green vegetation in their stomachs undigested.

But what does the Bible have to say?

(Genesis 1:6-8 NIV) [6] And God said, "Let there be an expanse between the waters to separate water from water." [7] So God made the expanse and separated the water under the expanse from the water above it. And it was so. [8] God called the expanse "sky." And there was evening, and there was morning-the second day.

There was water above the sky and below the sky! Now the water above the sky would have had to been in space, which is of course cold, so it would have been an ice layer over the whole earth. This would have filtered out radiation and it would have caused the whole earth to be a greenhouse. Not only that but it would have made the atmospheric pressure the same as a hyperbaric chamber. So what you say? Well it would explain how people lived to be so old. You do realize that sever injuries are treated by placing people in hyperbaric chambers? Here is something else to think about. Do you know when a reptile quits growing? When it dies. So now imagine, not a 30 year old alligator but a 250 year old alligator, you can bet it would be as big as any dinosaur we can imagine. In those old movies when they want to show dinosaurs what do they do? They film the little guys but make them look big. Now imagine if those little guys grew for a couple hundred years. Hum...

But if the world was a greenhouse what happened? What would have caused the animals we have found in the poles to die so quickly that the green vegetation in their stomachs did not decay? How about a flood. In the account of the flood God says that He opened the windows of heaven. Could it be that is the ice covering the earth? If it broke and came crashing down the parts on the poles could stay cold enough to instantly freeze everything they came in contact with. The other parts would heat up as they came through the atmosphere, turning into rain and lots of it.

Now look again at your Bible. You ever wonder why God put all those begats in there? You know so and so begat so and so when he was 150 years old. Could it be proof of the story? Look at the ages people died and you will notice something amazing. Before the flood people lived to be 900+ years old, but after the flood the life span quickly declined. Hum, could it be solar radiation?

You keep believing that science disproves the Bible, but you do it at your own peril. The proof is right there but it takes a little study to see it. And yes it takes faith too. It takes faith to believe that the whole worlds population of animals all came from two of each species, but not as much faith as it does to believe they all came from a rock, water and a couple of billion years.

I have only scratched the surface. I don't have the time to go further, but if you are interested there are lots of good resources out there. I hope that you will investigate it for yourself. God created you and He loves you, but He won't force you to believe. He has however put everything before you that you need to find the truth.

Ralph, Behind The Badge 25 Comments [2/13/2014 4:19:31 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 99339

Are you a skeptical? Be skeptical of atheism!

1. If you are skeptical, then be skeptical of atheism because it teaches you to be satisfied with not understanding the universe.
Atheism doesn't offer solutions or answers.

2. Be skeptical of atheism because it is a loss of dignity and self respect; it teaches you are an animal!

3. Be skeptical of atheism, because if there is a God, it is obvious there is also a bad entity “satan” who will do its best to destroy your life:
atheism is simply a very effective strategy to destroy your life.

4. Be skeptical of atheism, because if there is a Heaven, a Paradise of eternal glory and happiness, atheism leads to all the contrary, eternal death!

Answers for atheists, Facebook 34 Comments [2/13/2014 4:16:40 AM]
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Submitted By: What?

Quote# 99338

Did you know that everyone has a God/god whether you want one or not?
To believe in something and worship it you love it and pay attention to it. You think about it all the time. A God/god doesn't have to be an invisible man or deity. It could be science, television, your friends, your favorite movie star. We make idols out of everything, it's just human nature. Even christians (which I happen to be one of) are prone to worship things that aren't Christ or of Christ. Athiests don't believe in God, but they worship science. Antitheists are against God and worship His enemy.

The point is that everyone in R&S is religious, spiritual and worships something or someone, whther it be GOD ALMIGHTY, some popular musician or movie star, or food. I understand why we can't all get along, but can we try to be civil?

Wise Cracker , Yahoo! Answers 30 Comments [2/13/2014 4:16:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Giveitaday

Quote# 99329

When Bergoglio comes to his third accusation - Judas was an egocentric who had isolated himself from the community - in principle he is correct. Any traitor is motivated by his own interests and has no care for anything else.

But, what Francis is stressing here is not this banality. Instead, he is repeating the progressivist thesis that no one can have a private relationship with God and individual spiritual life, but rather must share everything with the community. It is a kind of spiritual Communism.

With this we see that the accusations Pope Francis made against Judas have little to no actual value.

Certainly they do not excuse Francis from being a follower of Judas in his hatred for the external glorification of God and in his pretext that the Church must give up her pomp and sacrality to better help the poor.

What remains to be analyzed on another occasion is whether or not Francis’ eagerness to please the Jews - his first letter some hours after being elected was for them - can be considered as selling the Mystical Body of Christ to the Jews, as Judas did with Our Lord.

Atila Sinke Guimarães, Tradition in Action 38 Comments [2/12/2014 4:27:34 AM]
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Quote# 99328

The left decided many decades ago to capture America via the moral corruption of the culture route and has succeeded beyond Stalin or Nikita Khrushchev's wildest hopes. The GOP as protector has refused to deal with the cultural corruption lest they offend their own that are busy counting their 30 pieces of silver.
Like a battered housewife, the GOP keeps going back for more and even now seeks to buy drugs and booze to appease her abusers on the left. Woe be that tea-partier neighbor if she dares to help her though-she'll take out her Rovian wrath on her for telling the truth.

1crappie2, Washington Times 32 Comments [2/12/2014 4:21:20 AM]
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Quote# 99326

I've been interested in alternative history and ooparts (Out of Place Artifacts) for a while now. I won't give any links out because these days they so quickly go down bad rabbit holes. In that area, even when there are Christians discussing it, it seems there is a push to go to the 'original' Mesopotamian, Babylonian, or Sumerian documents, depending on which faction you happen to be dealing with at the time. I've also seen the push to make the bible symbolic in some areas to better fit these pagan myths, while still trying to claim Christianity. The danger with these is they almost always point away from scripture in two very specific ways: 1) a longer timeline than the Bible provides and 2) ancient aliens. The same flawed logic comes up there as well, with what is perceived as being older automatically being considered more accurate. It's also a very serious deception.

The Darwinian version of history (as opposed to the Biblical) is becoming more decrepit as time goes on, and the many, many artifacts that poke holes in it are starting to gain a critical mass that is causing some people to stand up and question the lies they've been fed. As the old saying goes, you can't pull the wool over the eyes of all the people all the time. We as Christians already know they've been lying about the age of everything, but what many haven't realized is how that erroneous time line affects so many other disciplines as well. Sadly, the next deception is already prepared to lead people even *further* from the truth instead of closer towards God.

As people wake up to the lies they've been fed and the evidence contradicting the lie of our past, the enemy needs another rabbit hole to send them down where they'll be deluded long enough to die in unbelief. *ANYTHING* to keep them from thinking "Hey, these Christian guys might be right". I think that the ancient aliens, and aliens among us themes will be pushed more and more as the Darwinian version of history falls apart. People will be shown 'ancient artifacts of incredible age' (based solely on the erroneous Darwinian timeline of course, lies building on lies) that will be shown to "prove" the Bible is untrue and that we owe our existence instead to some alien race. That's another great red flag on any of this stuff, even real artifacts that should be used to blow holes in the evolutionary time line and show our ancestors weren't just scavenging cave men are instead being used to discredit the bible. The evidences of our ancestors are being used against us, instead of being used by us to prove the bible and disprove the Darwinian / Evolutionist time lie. Even the so called aliens that people deal with today seem to have a primary agenda of trying to discredit Christianity. It always keeps coming back to discrediting the Bible.

zhan, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [2/12/2014 4:20:50 AM]
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Submitted By: documentingtehcrazy