Quote# 91197

The 4-7 Jets were losing to one of the worst teams in the league when the coach finally replaced their quarterback, but still refused to play the conservative Tim Tebow. [1] This time the excuse was a minor rib injury, but the reality is that the liberal media want to exclude the pro-life Tebow.

[Emphasis added]

Andy Schlafly, Conservapedia 30 Comments [12/7/2012 7:29:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar

Quote# 91194

Of course bisexuals are worse. Homos dont have a choice. They are born that way. They have 0 attraction for the opposite sex so its still OK for them and I hope GOD forgives them because they were born that way.They are in a helpless state. But Bisexuals always have the freedom to make the conscious and right choice of following GOD's orders and be straight, they can easily be with the opposite sex and lead a healthy virtuous life . Yet they would still tempt GOD and follow their perverse attraction towards the same sex.

JamesTiberius, Stormfront 41 Comments [12/7/2012 7:29:16 AM]
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Submitted By: TheReasonator

Quote# 91176

Congratulations to the oligarchical collectivist bureaurats of the European Union, who by being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize by their fellow moonbat Euroweenies have joined the exalted company of personification of American decline Barack Hussein Obama, antihuman con artist Al Gore, useless fool Jimmy Carter, corrupt lowlife Kofi Annan, Muslim terrorist Yasser Arafat, socialist thug Nelson Mandela, communist dictator Mikhail Gorbachev, the baby-raping UN “peacekeeper” goons, and insidious kook Desmond Tutu.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 38 Comments [12/7/2012 6:28:28 AM]
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Submitted By: UHM

Quote# 91169

[in response to Pat Robertson being an old Earther]

It looks like he is confused, like a lot of Christians are as to what is science and what is philosophy. If it doesn’t support the Biblical account of creation, then it isn’t science, it is philosophy.

I aint no monkey, Theology Online 28 Comments [12/7/2012 6:26:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Persephone 66

Quote# 91166

I’m all for feminism, I only wish it would hurry up already and finish off what’s left of this pathetic society. The sooner this entire shithouse goes up in flames, the sooner I can start a roaming band of warlords.

Our mission: destroy and suppress all technological invention in the new world order. We need to go back and stay in the stone age. The only rule of law will be force. Secondly, we’d have to invent a religion that forbade all forms of independent thinking other than death and destruction, in order to prevent this mess called “society” from ever occuring again. All the rich fuckers who enslave us, we shall eat them and their babies. Anyone who spends time inventing shit, we’ll feed to the lions and watch them die slowly and painfully. The only men that will rise to the top won’t be rich, they’ll be the mericiless, ruthless, remorseless brutal killing machines. The only babies that will be born in the new dawn, we’ll be born to our women slaves, that way we can keep the population under control. Only the strong and ruthless will breed, all else will parish and die. Society and it’s weakness will be purged, it’s only a matter of time….. just look at the Taliban if you don’t believe me. But we should do better than the Taliban. Think Ghengis Khan.

Darth Sidious, Welmer 72 Comments [12/7/2012 6:26:36 AM]
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Quote# 91164

Bisexual? There's no such thing as a half a fag.

BigJay01, Stormfront 32 Comments [12/7/2012 6:15:57 AM]
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Quote# 91157

Bryan Fischer, the director of issues analysis of the conservative fundamentalist American Family Association, on Thursday told a so-called “expert” who denies climate change that not using God’s fossil fuels would be like “crushing” someone’s feelings by rejecting their birthday present.

The Cornwall Alliance’s Calvin Beisner, who has previously said that believing in climate change “is an insult to God,” explained on Thursday that the Bible said it was also very rude to not use oil, coal and natural gas.

“The wicked and lazy master was the one who buried his talent in the ground and didn’t do anything to multiply it,” Beisner explained. “That’s essentially what those who say we need to stop using oil, coal and natural gas are telling us to do. Just leave those resources buried in the ground, rather than pulling them out and multiplying their value for human benefit.”

Fischer likened the situation to a birthday present he was given at the age of six.

“I opened up a birthday present that I didn’t like, and I said it right out, ‘Oh, I don’t like those,’” the radio host recalled. “And it just crushed — and the person that gave me gift was there. You know, I just kind of blurted it out, ‘I don’t like those.’ And it just crushed that person. It was enormously insensitive of me to do that.”

“And you think, that’s kind of how we’re treating God when he’s given us these gifts of abundant and inexpensive and effective fuel sources,” Fischer added. “And we don’t thank him for it and we don’t use it.”

“You know, God has buried those treasures there because he loves to see us find them.”

Bryan Fischer, Raw Story 76 Comments [12/6/2012 4:44:36 AM]
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Quote# 91156

Today, in the city of Gao, 39-year-old singer Bintu Aljuma Yatare no longer listens to music on her phone. The Islamists will confiscate it, she said. Five musicians in her band have fled to neighboring Niger; two others are in Bamako. She cannot leave because she has to take care of her aging parents.

Every evening, she risks being sent to prison: She shuts the windows and doors of her house and sings in her native Songhai language. “Sometimes I lie in my bed and hum my songs softly,” she said. “The only way for me to survive this nightmare is through music.”

The other day, she wrote a song about the drivers who take people out of northern Mali to safer pastures.

For reggae musician Alwakilo Toure, his home in Gao was not a sanctuary. He was strumming his guitar when six armed militants barged into his compound. With guns pointed at his head, one Islamist grabbed the guitar and smashed it to bits with his foot. “The guitar was my life,” Toure recalled. “I had nothing else to do.”

Two weeks later, he fled to Bamako.

In a telephone interview, one of the Islamists’ top commanders declared that his fighters would continue to target musicians.

“Music is against Islam,” said Oumar Ould Hamaha, the military leader of the Movement for Oneness and Jihad in West Africa, one of the three extremist groups controlling the north. “Instead of singing, why don’t they read the Koran? Why don’t they subject themselves to God and pray? We are not only against the musicians in Mali. We are in a struggle against all the musicians of the world.”

Oumar Ould Hamaha, et al., The Washington Post 63 Comments [12/6/2012 4:44:29 AM]
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Quote# 91153

If you want gender equality you aren't a feminist. Feminists are for female gender superiority, and it's also used as a defense for some women to get away with stuff other people normally wouldn't put up with.

As if females can do no wrong.

Gigahart_gaylor, GameFAQS 44 Comments [12/6/2012 4:43:44 AM]
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Submitted By: Agni

Quote# 91146

I understand how and why the meaning of “going Galt” has changed from it’s origins... It has devolved to something more in-line with “going on strike”. Why? because it’s simply not possible for us to just “disappear” to some unknown location where everybody there understands and lives by the principles of hard work and responsibility... leaving behind a society dependent upon those who have left.

While Ann Rand was truly before her time, she was not a Christian. She was Jewish.

Maybe she got the idea of “Going Galt” from the bible?

You know... where all of a sudden millions of Christians suddenly disappear from the face of the earth resulting in utter chaos?

Maybe she was a Christian... I don’t know... but her solution to Society’s ills sure sounds a lot like a fictitious take on the rapture to me.

Safrguns, Free Republic 53 Comments [12/6/2012 4:43:20 AM]
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Quote# 91133

Who could Time magazine pick for Person of the Year to most disgust any readers who aren’t barking moonbats? Some say parasitical slut Sandra Fluke, who lent herself to be used as a tool in Obama’s farcical though apparently successful War on Women campaign tactic[...]

Fluke’s appeal for coercively subsidized degeneracy was all the more preposterous because the 31-year-old was attending a Catholic university, where vestigial remnants of morality can be expected even now. Law school tuition there runs $24,417.50 per semester, well beyond the reach of someone who can’t afford $1 condoms.

It would be hard to imagine a more profoundly unappealing human being than Sandra Fluke — which makes her a natural candidate for the slime at Time.

Dave Blount, Moonbattery 46 Comments [12/5/2012 4:30:12 AM]
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Quote# 91124

I'm afraid you are gravely mistaken. I was born homosexual, it is a fact of life, and there is nothing that can be done to change this.

My dear friend,

No, you were not born that way, any more than one is born a bank robber, a murderer or an abuser of animals. You have, sadly, chosen this. No one is born with unnatural instincts; quite the contrary. Whatever combination of circumstances in your life caused you to take this fatal step, I know not. But I do know that no one is born with a manner of living which will bring them horrendous venereal diseases (not to mention hepatitus-B).

There is hope for you but, like the alcoholic, you must take the first steps to overcome this.

schmenz, Life Site News 60 Comments [12/5/2012 4:25:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30

Quote# 91123

The Democrats achieved a major long term goal in November, one that they have worked on for over 40 years: dumbing down the population (complements of the teacher's unions), along with the assistance of the vast quantities of communist professors in our colleges.

You see, if the average American voter's intelligence was that of what it was even 20 years ago, there would be NO WAY that Obama would be in office, let alone re-elected (whatever THAT means nowadays). There is NO WAY that the Democrats would get away with a third of the corrupt anti-American stuff that they're freely doing now, and laughing in America's face as they do it.

But now - we truly have a Nation of Idiots....

- Blacks that only vote on the basis of color and Da Free Ride, and a chance to 'stick it to da man', ala OJ Simpson murder trial verdict style.

- We have a vast quantity of Hispanics that really don't know or care about America, but as long as their illegal relatives can stay, that our southern border door is jammed open, and their invading families get the Ultimate Free Ride in the form of the Democrat-supported Dream Act, hey, yo quero, hombre!!!!! La Raza will RULE this country, you stupid gringos!

- Finally, we have a huge amount of young white single liberal slutpuppies that are programmed to feel guilty that they're white, that care only about their personal Right to Kill their unborn inconvenient children, OMG who is texting me now, and the ability to be a causal semen recepticle for the next cute guy in their college class when and how they choose....

Put all of these groups all together, and there isn't enough collective, objective intelligence to light the average home.

And we wonder how Obama got re-elected, and the Democrats still hold most of the power...

I wonder now if it'll ever change, but this country won't be around long enough for another presidential election.

America is dead - RIP, CNS News 72 Comments [12/5/2012 4:25:43 AM]
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Quote# 91117

Yeah there’s a lot of problems in Uganda, there’s the Muslim influence, there’s dishonesty and graft and the sort of things that this guy was trying to repent of, and you know you got all of this stuff and I think America is actually wealthier and America’s got more of a Christian heritage and America’s got more of this and this and this. But the trajectory is radically different. Our trajectory is going right down back into paganism. Our people are heading back into cannibalism, vampirism, tattooing, body mutilation and every form of fornication, homosexuality, etc. They are trying to get out of it, that’s the difference.

Kevin Swanson, Right Wing Watch 39 Comments [12/5/2012 4:24:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Zagen30

Quote# 91114

Why even ask the question when not even microbe has been found off world? Sure some claim theres fossilized bscteria in meteorites from Mars but those claims are dubious at best.

If there are aliens they are likely of Demonic origin since after Satan lost the civil war in heaven, he and 1/3 of the angels were driven out of Gods universe into our. They are likely what people think of as aliens. And Christ did not die for them as they arent human.

Could Satan have created aliens? Possibly. If they are and allied with Satan they are damned too. If they turn away from Satan, perhaps not and Christ would go to them the way he came to Earth. But until we find even a simple living life form off world, its TOTALLY STUPID TO SPEND EVEN $1 ON THIS CRAP. Let alone taxpayers money. Better to buy bullets and bombs to terminate demonic Muslim fanatics.

Now what about our doubles in the parallel universe where the Twin Towers are still standing and everyone carries a SHOW ME card for ID and money transactions? Why dont they hold a seminar on that while they are at it? LOL.

Winston Smith, Moonbattery 47 Comments [12/5/2012 4:24:19 AM]
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Submitted By: UHM

Quote# 91112

Our modern culture is a declining culture much like the Late Roman Empire and the Byzantine Empire, but with one difference. We have very effective birth control. This adds one other evolutionary factor to the mix. Since our society financially punishes successful men who have children with many women by imposing child support on them, such men who have intelligence and are responsible will tend to use birth control. Women who are intelligent and want to control the number of children they have will also use birth control. It will tend to be the stupid and irresponsible who don't use birth control. The evolutionary benefit of this should be obvious. So not only is our society evolving towards immorality like former declining empires, we are also evolving towards stupidity and irresponsibility. The more feminist a culture is, the faster this evolutionary process is occurring since feminism promotes all aspects that contribute to evolutionary decay including promiscuity, alimony and child support laws, and birth control. This is why one sees that women in feminist societies find moral men to be boring and intelligent and responsible men to be nerds. Women in feminist societies find immoral, stupid, irresponsible men to be the most sexually exciting. And in a sense they are correct because in such a society this is the type of man who is the most evolutionarily successful.

fschmidt, Reactionary Judaism 35 Comments [12/5/2012 4:22:51 AM]
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Quote# 91107

I am sorry but how.do you guys know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Obama is not the antichrist? I only ask b/c he fits so many characteristics of antichrist. So many reasons really. Yet everyone seems sure he can't be. I mean, he probably isn't but do we know for sure? Maybe he doesn't.even know for.sure.

Just asking. The guy gives.me.the willies. I have heard him make fun of the bible saying the sermon on the mount.is so extreme blah blah blah. Also saw a.video that his name.means lightning which Jesus referred to satan being cast out as lightning.

I know pretty far out.there but...........how do you know FOR SURE?

duniegirl, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [12/5/2012 4:22:04 AM]
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Submitted By: ScrappyB

Quote# 91106

[On the discovery of ice and organic compounds on the planet Mercury]




What if god just started to warm up Mercury or has mercury like stored and space is like his huge freezer and since he's going to end the world soon what if he's started to make a new earth by using Mercury and then Mercury will end up getting warmer and maybe alieans or something will land and then oxygen is made and trees starts growing and it's ice turns into oceans and rivers and then the aliens or what ever is on start evolving and creates new dinosoars and then some evolve into monkeys and the monkeys evolve and the human race is restored but the only diffrence will be is that it will be at a diffrent planet but if we die and earth gets destroyed will the humans learn how to talk like we did and name murcury earth?


umoksomeguyidk, inscider 82 Comments [12/4/2012 4:36:14 AM]
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Submitted By: Frostythesnowman

Quote# 91102

The fundamental realization of the Dark Enlightenment is that all men are not created equal, not individual men, nor the various groups and categories of men, nor are women equal to men, that these beliefs and others like them are religious beliefs, that society is just as religious as ever it was, with an official state religion of progressivism, but this is a new religion, an evil religion, and, if you are a Christian, a demonic religion.

The Dark Enlightenment does not propose that leftism went wrong four years ago, or ten years ago, but that it was fundamentally and terribly wrong a couple of centuries ago, and we have been heading to hell in a handbasket ever since at a rapidly increasing rate – that the enlightenment was dangerously optimistic about humans, human nature, and the state, that it is another good news religion, telling us what we wish to hear, but about this world instead of the next.

...

And if you let such people, inferior people, vote, they will always vote against other people’s rights and other people’s property, being themselves incapable of exercising rights, and themselves too feckless and destructive to have nice things. If they vote, they vote to drag everyone down to their own subhuman level, a desire politicians are eager to fulfill.

And if God created woman, he created woman to be a help meet for man. And if the blind forces of natural selection shaped women, they shaped women to function in a role profoundly unequal to her husband and her father, for in the ancestral environment, women were completely dependent upon men, resulting a female psychology that is apt to produce bad results for independent women, as is readily observable as one walks past a fertility clinic and looks at the clientele going in and out.

Jim, Jim's Blog 59 Comments [12/4/2012 4:35:53 AM]
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Quote# 91100

It's just that everything looks sinful to me now & its hard to live like that. Even the old shows I used to laugh at like "I love Lucy" seem vain and empty...without God. Everything I look at I am reminded that its temporary and passing. It feels like I'm watching everything die. Grief and a heavy heart ya know?

I went to eat lunch at a Mexican Restaurant yesterday w/ my husband (my favorite one) and I looked around at the painted Spanish dancers on the wall with empty laughing faces & felt sick. The rock music made me sick. The margarita my husband insisted on buying me made me sick.

When I go shopping, it makes me sick to look at all the excess - I start thinking about the little swollen bellies in other countries - hungry kids - and I put the purchases back on the shelves and leave.

Am I depressed? losing it? crazy?....or is it God?

Macklynn, Rapture Ready 109 Comments [12/4/2012 4:35:35 AM]
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Submitted By: Amaryllis

Quote# 91097



Inspired by the news story of Michael D'Antuono's long-hidden painting of a crucified Barack Obama finally emerging on the walls of a Boston community college art gallery, Beck set out to make a point about censorship and art and filth and liberals by using his own waste and trace amounts of satire. The segment started with a series of riffs: railing at people who portray nudes, then painting a thong on a print of a Rubens (whom he calls the "butt-crack guy") and adding a sweater and jeans to a Lucian Freud. He mentioned Picasso's Blue period, and carried on for awhile about painting out men's "ding-a-lings." And then Beck deliriously announced that he'd been working on a work of art of his own, "for quite a while — all day."

Ambling over to a tall pedestal, he lovingly cupped his hands around a jar filled with yellow liquid. He announced that he'd been drinking a lot of water all day, that this was a jar of his own urine. He offered that this was his "yellow period," and told us it's "a warm piece of me," again seeming overinterested and excited, fondling the jar with both hands. Then he had an assistant bring him a little plastic figurine. It was a kind of dashboard Obama, maybe in a smock. Beck took the figure between his fingers, held it over the jar, and dropped it into the urine.

However, the little Obama did not sink. The moment was hilarious: Beck tried to push it down a few times, splashing himself in the process. Looking around, he asked for "a stick." He then walked over and got his paintbrush, and tried to submerge the figure a few times. It still floated. Wouldn't go down. Flustered, flummoxed, he announced, "We should have tried this before." Not knowing what to do, he screwed the lid on and christened it "Flobama." He then unveiled a label that had a different title on it, Obama in Pee Pee. The price was $25,000. He announced that if this work were to sell on eBay, he'd do one of Michelle Obama and her "little abs," and put it in a Dos Equis beer bottle. (The auction would be removed by eBay in midstream, though it continued on Beck's own site.)


Glen Beck, Vulture 53 Comments [12/4/2012 4:12:36 AM]
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Submitted By: michael3ov

Quote# 91088

The powers that be think that everyone MUST be forced to pay for contraception for the YES, slutty life style of Sandra Fluck who gave a speech at the Democratic convention bemoaning that we don’t pay for her contraception. (Rush Limbaugh got in lots of trouble for saying she is a slut, yet it is Sandra who wants to live a life of sex where everyone else pays to keep her from getting pregnant). Why must I as a Christian, who thinks such behavior abysmal, sinful and self destructive pay for her to have sexcapades without consequences?

Glenn Morton, Theology Web 54 Comments [12/4/2012 4:11:13 AM]
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Submitted By: the_ignored

Quote# 91085

Considering that Global temperature hasn't risen/changed since 1996 proves that what the schools and climategate are teaching is an out right lie. The BIBLE has historical facts about society and climategate has none it's not hard to see which one is based on factual evidence.

Stand For Christ, OneNewsNow 57 Comments [12/3/2012 4:32:16 AM]
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Quote# 91084

Abortion numbers have dropped five percent -- the biggest one-year decrease in at least 10 years. An expert says abortion proponents are misinterpreting the significance of that figure.

What they are saying is it is due to better use of birth control during tough economic times. But Alliance Defending Freedom senior counsel Steven H. Aden tells OneNewsNow "the abortion industry talks out of both sides of its mouth" when it comes to figures like this. "Previously, the industry said that abortion figures tend to rise during a recession because more people are aborting their babies to avoid the economic consequences of childbirth," he points out.

"But with this drop in abortions during the recession, they're saying it's because of better birth control."

But Aden says that is false as well. Studies show birth control does not correlate with abortions at all. He says "what it really shows is that America is truly becoming more pro-life and that more women are wisely choosing to give life to their unborn babies."

In addition, government figures continue to show abortions are much higher among minorities.

"It's not surprising that the abortion industry would see a rise in abortions in minority populations because historically they've always targeted minorities for abortion," he says.

"In fact, Planned Parenthood itself was based on the eugenic principles of Margaret Sanger, who believed that birth control and abortion should be available to reduce the numbers of so-called 'undesirables' in the population."

Steven H. Aden, OneNewsNow 28 Comments [12/3/2012 4:31:44 AM]
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Quote# 91083

[in regards to me after I said "I'm far too good, decent, kind, and moral of a person to be associated with you, Nick, SD, or Jesus."]

His pride stands in the way of his repenting. Atheism is very common among homosexuals. Why? Because it is a worldview that does not require accountability. There is no god in atheism for the Atheist to answer to but himself, the perfect set up for a person who's life revolves around himself.

Homosexuality is the lowest form of self love that there is. Rather, it is a self obsession. The person wants or craves a lover that is like themselves. Homosexuals are selfish by nature. They don't give a darn if their lifestyle negatively impacts children or the culture at large. It is a adoration and a worship of self. Who gives a zip about others is the philosophy behind this lifestyle. Homosexuals are selfish to the point that they even want to force acceptance of their behavior on churches and privately owned businesses.

Inzl Kett, Theology Online 33 Comments [12/3/2012 4:31:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Persephone 66