Quote# 81890

Have no fear D Laurier.

You will change.

You will change.

Everyone starts out as a liberal but at some point in their life, hopefully as early as possible, the Father's continual behind the scenes guidance and training eventually wears them down and they all convert into a conservative.

If you think of your grandparents and all the other people in that age range they are without exception very conservative, the only real question is at what age you to will put aside your youthful indiscretions, sober up and also receive maturity.

Since the "no elderly liberals" mandate is strictly enforced by the Father can you guess the fate of a liberal who refuses to eventually succumb to the Father's cleansing?

An untimely early death, yes you are right, good guess.


Mark Dreher, CARM 234 Comments [6/13/2011 2:51:19 AM]
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Quote# 81869

[S]ome 800 other Muslim women in Malaysia are members of the "Obedient Wives Club" that is generating controversy in one of the most modern and progressive Muslim-majority nations, where many Muslim Malaysian women hold high posts in the government and corporate world.

The new club, launched Saturday, says it can cure social ills such as prostitution and divorce by teaching women to be submissive and keep their men happy in the bedroom.

"Islam compels us to be obedient to our husband. Whatever he says, I must follow. It is a sin if I don't obey and make him happy," said Ummu [...]

"Sex is a taboo in Asian society. We have ignored it in our marriages but it's all down to sex. A good wife is a good sex worker to her husband. What is wrong with being a whore ... to your husband?" she said.

"This way, the family institution is protected and we can curb social ills," said Rohayah, the club's vice president who is also a trained physician.

She said wives must go beyond the traditional roles as good cooks or good mothers and learn to "obey, serve and entertain" their husbands to prevent them from straying or misbehaving.

Indirectly, "disobedient wives are the cause for upheaval in this world" because men are not happy at home and their minds and souls are disturbed, she said. [...]

Obedient Wives Club, Komo News 73 Comments [6/12/2011 3:33:33 AM]
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Quote# 81851

*Why do you feel a new believer should not study other religions?*

Do you feel it is ok for under age children to have sex with adults?

drich0150, christianforums.com 106 Comments [6/12/2011 3:31:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 214

Quote# 81773

This book chronicles Harry's first year at the Hogwart's School of Wizardry and Witchcraft. Prepare to be shocked for the bold, blatant, and bodacious raw Satanism that underlines this story! Since "proper"Drug Use is essential in opening the centres of vision and achieving higher consciousness, we should not be surprised that First-Year students learn Drug Use, Drug creation, in a way that makes Drug use seem glorious! You will be shocked to see '666 ' in the story line, and symbols of Antichrist receiving a "fatal wound"!

Cutting Edge, Cutting Edge Ministries 91 Comments [6/12/2011 12:07:43 AM]
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Quote# 81845

An activist from Kuwait has provoked public outrage after calling for the legalization of sex slavery. She suggested that non-Muslim women war captives be sold as concubines to keep men in their families, making them less likely to commit adultery.

Salwa Al-Mutairi, a former parliamentary candidate, said in an online TV show she hosts, that the sex slave market is the way to protect wealthy Kuwaiti men from being seduced and committing sin, Kuwait Times reports.

Salwa Al-Mutairi, Russia Today 67 Comments [6/11/2011 6:49:26 AM]
Fundie Index: 131

Quote# 81821

Antimatter isn’t as common as it should be, by the Big Bang theory. Some scientists hope to find out why. But any creation advocate knows why.
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The Bible tells us the real answer: the universe did not form by itself. God formed it, and He preferred matter to antimatter. The CERN scientists aren’t ready to admit that yet, and might never be. But they already know that the Big Bang theory doesn’t fit if the antimatter is missing. If they try to save the theory, they’ll only make it more complicated than it has already become, to explain a dozen other inconsistencies.

Terry Hurlbut, Conservative news and views 61 Comments [6/11/2011 6:49:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 61
Submitted By: emau99

Quote# 81799

Orthodox Jews who become atheists seem to follow a fairly consistent pattern:

- Trauma. They experience some very painful incident or incidents. This means that in this person’s perception, the event was traumatic. Some people are much more sensitive than others are to the same experience.

- Medication. They use sex to console themselves and to distract themselves from their pain. This may be anything from flirting to masturbation to actual intercourse. Pornography is usually important; for girls, this means romance novels.

- Rationalization. In order not to feel guilty about their sexual misconduct, they deny the validity of the Torah and/or the existence of God.

This clarifies why explaining proofs of Torah to an ex-Orthodox atheist is never effective. He may claim that he is convinced of atheism because of philosophical reasons; however this is never the case. He needs the atheistic philosophy merely to remove the guilt which he would otherwise have to face.

Jacob Stein, Jewish Philosopher 50 Comments [6/11/2011 6:48:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Whom

Quote# 81754

To put the word pride next to such dysfunctional lifestyles is sick and twisted....esp. because of the conditioning this does to children ....Makes kids associate homosexual acts with pride????????? Goebbels would be proud.

Why not have a Roehm Pride Day, then? Hess Pride Day? Hitler Pride Day? A Dahmers Pride Day, maybe? Why not....they are all homosexuals....
..since there is no right and wrong by your standard—all behaviors are moral?

Oh, I see—you’re using the atheism of Marx’s book. It certainly contradicts the Bible and the Constitution founded on Natural Law Theory.

Oh what’s that....we don’t pay attention to the Constitution anymore? Oh, I see.
You’re making up your own “right and wrong” not based on Universal Truth and reason and logic that we have followed for thousands of years—the basis of our Constitution.

Oh ya.....you know better...you and the “intellectual elites” that have been schooled in Marx and islam where little boys are routinely sodomized and your sodomite idol John Maynard Keynes used to pass little boys around at parties with his homosexual friends.....Yes, really healthy and moral....such fun is common in homosexual societies.

What is the purpose? To destroy sexual morality in a culture????? Freud even said that would be disastrous and destroy civil society. Or do you just want to make Christian and Jews bigots and be able to jail them for hate speech, if they quote the Holy Bible in public.

BTW, why do you, zero, put the word “holy” in front of the word koran all the time and never in front of the word “Bible”? Just asking...but I know why.

savagesusie, Free Republic 62 Comments [6/11/2011 6:47:19 AM]
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Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 81724

Revelation 13:18 reads ..... "This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666."

Man's Number. The Number of Man.
Carbon is the essential Atom (Adam) of Life, and It's number is exactly 666.
The Carbon Atom is made up of precisely 6 electrons, 6 neutrons and 6 protons. 6-6-6

The Beast of Revelation is Man ???? Or is it Carbon ?

I'd say given the problems we are currently facing with Carbon Emissions. The Beast is Man's use of Carbon.
So now we have solved the riddle. How do we stop the coming Inferno, Floods and destruction of the Carbon Beast ?

SHVT, ha-nachash "The Shiny One" 65 Comments [6/11/2011 6:47:11 AM]
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Quote# 81712

[Responding on what to do about the Arab Spring if not supporting the protesters]

Well hon, I would START with a mid day nuclear strike on mecca when either it's prayer time or there are the most people there. Personally I hope that is that same time...

Second, I would begin carpet bombing palistine, lybia, and any other low leval little tribe of these animals. Think Dresden Germany, 1943.

Third I would ask the savages WHO wants to be NEXT!!!

Obviously they would all whine about how terrible I am.... So I would consider that a challenge and begin COVERING the middle east in pigs blood and chum left over from slaughter houses..... I LOVE Bacon so I would not waste that.

Once I have all you commies sufficiently riled up to get you morons out into the streets I would then ROUND YOU UP at your little lenin love fests and drop ALL OF YOU right on that big old pile of pigs guts and blood over there.

THE BEST PART....

They would wipe you commies out for it while you are telling them how much you just love them and want to understand them!

Michelle, Moonbattery 81 Comments [6/11/2011 6:46:55 AM]
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Quote# 81662

[1. Humans are apes.
2. How are you quantifying intelligence? Chimpanzees for example are tool users, engage in cooperation and sharing, are capable of deception, have analytical problem solving skills, are creative, and can learn symbols.]

1. No they are not. Humans are in God's image.

2. But chimps smell their own poo. 'Nuff said.


ThrowItUp, IMDB 53 Comments [6/11/2011 6:46:50 AM]
Fundie Index: 58

Quote# 81833

Welcome to the Divine Truth website! My name is Alan John Miller, and many of my friends call me AJ. The beautiful woman you see with me is Mary Suzanne Luck.

Just a little over 2000 years ago, we arrived on the earth for the first time. My name then was Yeshua ben Yosef, or the Jesus of the Bible, the son of Joseph and Mary. Mary's name then was Mary of Magdala, the woman identified in the Bible as Mary Magdalene. Mary was my wife then, and the first person I appeared to after I was crucified.

Alan John Miller, Divine Truth 101 Comments [6/10/2011 3:44:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Flametail von Karma

Quote# 81824

Have you been able to turn your back upon this world and its sinful ways? Are all of your close friends Christians? If you have been born again, your unsaved friends will drop you like a bad habit! (Just as an illustration, spray a small amount of "WD-40" lubricant on a surface wet with water and watch how fast the water retreats! A genuine dose of salvation is like the WD-40 where reprobate buddies are concerned.)

Cutting Edge Ministries, The Cutting Edge 63 Comments [6/10/2011 3:35:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 61
Submitted By: Dr. Flibble

Quote# 81814

Texas Governor Rick Perry has a plan to bring down unemployment, pay off the national debt, stop natural disasters, and smoke the terrorists out of their spider holes: He's hosting a prayer summit. The possible GOP presidential candidate has invited the nation's other 49 governors to join him at Houston's Reliant Stadium in early August for "The Response," a day of non-denominational Christian prayer and fasting (the latter is recommended but non-compulsory). Per the official site:

As a nation, we must come together, call upon Jesus to guide us through unprecedented struggles, and thank Him for the blessings of freedom we so richly enjoy according to His grace, mercy, and kindness towards us. A historic crisis facing our nation and threatening our future demands a historic response from the church. We must, as a people, return to the faith and hope of our fathers. The ancient paths of great men were blazed in prayer – the humility of the truly great men of history was revealed in their recognition of the power and might of Jesus to save all who call on His great name.

"There is hope for America," the site explains. "It lies in heaven, and we will find it on our knees."

This shouldn't come as too much of a surprise from Perry, who just six weeks ago issued a proclamation calling on residents to pray for rain for 72 hours, in response to historic wildfires. It's also similar in nature to the Texas Restoration Project, his 2006 outreach effort to pastors like Rod Parsley, the Ohio evangelist who has said Islam must be destroyed. The Houston event is being funded by the American Family Association, a conservative Christian organization that's been classified as a "hate group" by the Southern Poverty Law Center for its incessant promotion of false, anti-gay propaganda.

The AFA's issues director, Bryan Fischer, has alleged that gays caused the Holocaust—and are planning on doing it again; that gays should be banned from holding public office; that homosexuality should be criminalized; that foreign Muslims should either be exterminated or forced to convert to Christianity; that American Muslims should be deported; that there should be a permanent ban on mosque construction in the United States; and that Muslims should be prohibited from serving in the armed forces.

This all sounds pretty extreme (and it is pretty extreme), but it's worth noting that Rick Perry believes some of that stuff too. He has repeatedly asserted, for instance, that Texas' homosexual conduct statute, which criminalized gay sex, was a good law that should not have overturned by the Supreme Court.

Rick Perry, Mother Jones 98 Comments [6/9/2011 3:21:05 AM]
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Quote# 81808

Without beating around the bush, I believe the battle being fought in America today goes beyond politics; right vs left. It is a spiritual battle; good vs evil.

“For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.”

Ephesians 6:12

The mindset of the American left is a spirit of Antichrist which is man making himself God.

Before writing me off as a Bible nut, please hear me out.

Understanding this reality will explain much of the left's behavior. Because they believe man is God, in their insane arrogance, the left think they can fix everything; legislate equal outcomes and even save or destroy the planet.

Make no mistake about it folks, we are in a spiritual battle. Ask yourself. Specifically, what about Sarah Palin inspires such visceral hatred from the left? The word is “wholesome”.

For the most part, Palin promotes love for God, family and country. She is passionately determined to thwart Obama's plan to “fundamentally transform America”.

While realizing Palin is human and does not walk on water, Palin epitomizes heartland principles and values embraced by most Americans. Thus, we are Palin and Palin is us.

The large number of Christians in the tea party believe in right and wrong. The left has a huge problem with the concept of right and wrong. Their religion of Liberalism embraces Moral Relativism. For these reasons, Palin and tea party are as repulsive to liberals as showing Dracula the cross.

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Obama's promise to “fundamentally transform America” is a spiritual attack on our freedom, liberty and culture.

Despite the left's relentless attempts to ban God from America's public square, the emergence and power of the tea party tells me God is still on our side.

Lloyd Marcus, Right Wing Watch 83 Comments [6/9/2011 3:08:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 72

Quote# 81806

Kenneth Del Vecchio, a Republican candidate for New Jersey state Senate and a producer of conservative-themed films, is premiering a psychological thriller this weekend with a pro-life twist: Three pregnant women, who intend to have abortions, are kidnapped and forced to carry their pregnancies to term.

The movie, called "The Life Zone," was produced by Del Vecchio's "Justice For All Productions," and is premiering Saturday at the Hoboken Film Festival in Teaneck, N.J. A press release describes the festival as "one of the nation's largest film festivals, which Del Vecchio founded and chairs."

From the release:

The controversial premise of THE LIFE ZONE: three women have been kidnapped from abortion clinics and are being held for seven months--until they all give birth. The film, which appears to cut right down the middle, examining the topic from both sides, offers a powerful, anti-abortion climactic twist.

Kenneth Del Vecchio, TPMMuckraker 85 Comments [6/9/2011 2:59:15 AM]
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Submitted By: TB Tabby

Quote# 81796

Is the earth really 4.3 billion years old?
Yes. In a sense that God added this age to it so that it would work in a time line formation of how things would have been if the actual time had passed.

Does this explain why everything dates so differently?
Yes. If every object had come from the Big Bang, the dates for each would be much closer together then what we see. You would not have the same matter material on one side of space dating 18 billion years old. While the same matter on the other side only dates 4.3 billion years old. That's a "BIG" difference when it "all" comes from one source of matter. If your were to write out the numbers talked about on a sheet of paper. You would get a better idea of how much time a billion years really is. Science just throws these numbers around like they are nothing. But the magnitude of difference between 4.3 and 18 billion is just two much to comprehend as far as the actual passage of time goes.


Isaac, Y.E.C. Headquarters 62 Comments [6/8/2011 3:34:32 AM]
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Submitted By: heathenpantheist

Quote# 81792

Emphasis mine

Labels are not of much importance. But technically all Christians are spiritual Jews. Jesus was a Jew in the flesh, as were his parents, his apostles and most of the early church. So there is no disconnect between being a Jew and a Christian.

In that regard, the ONLY true Jews alive today are also Christians.

Sashah, Yahoo Answers 58 Comments [6/8/2011 3:30:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 74
Submitted By: tmarcl

Quote# 81790

Your prayers are all "wish lists to Santa Claus"

Do not ask for things in your prayers. Those are veiled complaints. A proper prayer consists of only two things, praising God and thanking God. Do not tell God what "your needs are" in your prayers. I have told you that God is always right next to you, and therefore he is already very well aware of each and everyone of your needs. That being said you might then start to understand just how redundant and unnecessary it is to think that you have to tell the Father anything about your situation or needs, believe me he already knows. Have a little faith. (Here is a very secret insight from someone who knows which will finally and properly clarify the whole issue in your mind). All that God really wants to hear from his children are these two simple things, "Thank you" and "My goodness, how wonderful". Variations on those two themes will get you through all your earthly existence and right up into Heaven.


Mark Dreher, thenewholybible.org 89 Comments [6/8/2011 3:29:28 AM]
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Quote# 81783

Margin Call Gentlemen. The beloved one has given me the divine name of "Lord Enoch, son of Shekinah", "Shekinah" is another name for God. My other name that you may be more familiar with however is "The Second Coming of the Lord Jesus Christ". The world will now call me by the name "Lord Enoch, son of Shekinah". The divine title that I have is "The Lesser Yahweh". I am a member of "a team". When God said "let us make man in our image, and according to our likeness". I was the second half of that "us". The spouse, the best friend, the intimate confidant, and the personal servant of "The Greater Yahweh", The Lord God Almighty. The "Metatron" (the Highest Archangel) and "the Heavenly Scribe" are two additional titles that I have in addition to the title of "The Lesser Yahweh". The fact that when I came again I would have many titles or "crowns" on my head was predicted of by the prophets, "And on his head are many crowns, and he has a name written on him which no one knows except himself". (Revelation 19:12) And that name is "The Lesser Yahweh". The Vice Regent of God himself. And this very document is the 184 page "Final Judgment on all Mankind

Mark Dreher, The New Holy Bible 286 Comments [6/8/2011 3:19:59 AM]
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Submitted By: D Laurier

Quote# 81770

There is no such thing as 'fundamentalist,' except for darwinist/atheists fundamentalists who rabidly stalk, steal from, slander, attack, and try to silence anyone who speaks out against their worldview.

Navaros, IMDB 66 Comments [6/7/2011 3:26:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 97
Submitted By: Dr. Flibble

Quote# 81764

<Federal judge rules against allowing school-endorsed prayer at graduation ceremony after an agnostic family complains>

You’ll have to forgive me for saying this, but as I hail from the UK, sometimes I read of events in the US that exhibit such animosity towards Christians and Christianity, it stuns me.

This is a good case in point, in which every Christian voice is legally censored at a graduation ceremony, in order to protect one atheist family from suffering “irreparable harm” and “anxiety” should anyone utter a prayer at the ceremony.

Is this not a form of dangerous madness, or am I overreacting?

Stuart James, Credo House of Theology 95 Comments [6/7/2011 3:17:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 62

Quote# 81741

[Fareed Zakaria, in an interview with Charlie Rose, says that America can learn from the rest of the world.]

Sorry for my language, but FUCK Fareed and FUCK Charlie Rose. Rose should have slapped that camel jocky upside his anti-American head and told him "Hell YES this is the best system in the world!"

He wants to look at what others are doing? FUCK YOU Fareed. Go live there. Go live in some other country that gets it "righter" that we do. Stop taking American dollars, stop polluting American airwaves, STOP LIVING HERE.

Start your OWN country. Write a better document than the Constitution. One that is "less antiquated". Set up a system YOU like.

Oh wait. Already been done. It's called "Sharia".

Traitorous Moslem son of a bitch, you go to HELL!

(He advises the President. DO YOU NEED TO KNOW ANY MORE???)

Wyatt's Torch, Moonbattery 112 Comments [6/6/2011 3:55:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 138
Submitted By: Honky McCracker

Quote# 81740

Del. Robert G. Marshall, R-Prince William, is asking the Richmond Federal Reserve Bank to remove the rainbow flag flying below the American flag outside of the building, calling its presence “a serious deficiency of judgment by your organization, one not limited to social issues.”

In a letter to Richmond Fed President Jeffrey M. Lacker, Marshall says the homosexual behavior “celebrated” by the bank “undermines the American economy” and is a class six felony in Virginia.

“The Richmond Fed’s endorsement of costly, anti-social, immoral behavior is rejected by 6,000 years of Western Religious and moral teaching,” writes Marshall, who is among the General Assembly’s most conservative members and has long been outspoken on gay-rights issues.


Robert G. Marshall, Towleroad 52 Comments [6/6/2011 3:46:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus

Quote# 81739

Sadly, Mormons are not Christian, and another non Christian in the White house would effectively destroy all historical efficacy of Christianity on America.

Every fundamental preacher is screaming as loudly and maturely as possible ... "Don't allow this to happen, America"

knarf, Free Republic 60 Comments [6/6/2011 3:41:01 AM]
Fundie Index: 70
Submitted By: Damned at Random