Quote# 81030

[Conservapedia's examples of anti-Christian/anti-American "Secularized Language", excerpts of some of the stupidest ones; supposed originals on left, "secularized" ones on the right.]

Godspeed | Be good
All Hallow's Eve | Halloween
Resurrection Sunday | Easter
Thanksgiving | Turkey Day
God bless you, Bless you | Gesundheit
Jesus! | Gee whiz!
Abomination | Mistake
Abortion | Birth control
Anti-Christian bigotry | Separation of church and state
Anti-life | Pro-choice
Founders | Dead White Men
Heathen | Multicultural
Heavenly | Beautiful
Heresy | Scientific theory
Mankind | Humankind
Possessed | Crazy
Pro-abortion | Pro-choice
Sex before marriage | Liberated
Sin | Crime
Soul | Spirit
With child | Pregnant
Christian Name | Given Name

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 122 Comments [5/3/2011 5:14:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Mrs. Antichrist

Quote# 81027

Steven Anderson, formerly affiliated with Sacramento, Calif.-based Regency Baptist Church, started Faithful Word Baptist Church in Arizona on Christmas Day 2005 as a “totally independent” organization. With “well over a hundred chapters of the Bible memorized word-for-word,” Anderson quickly led his congregation into a series of extremely radical stands.

Much of his venom was aimed at homosexuals, who he suggests should be killed (“The biggest hypocrite in the world is the person who believes in the death penalty for murderers but not for homosexuals”). In an August 2009 sermon, he attacked the United Methodist Church, saying “10% of their preachers are queers” and adding, “they got a dyke and a faggot behind the pulpit.” He has described gays as “sodomites” who “recruit through rape” and “recruit through molestation.”

Anderson is also a virulent government hater. As operator of the True Sons of Liberty website, the pastor calls for abolishing the IRS, the Federal Reserve, Social Security and Child Protective Services state agencies. In April 2009, he refused to get out of his car or answer questions from Border Patrol agents at the California-Arizona border. Agents broke his window and tased him as a result.

Anderson brought his church national notoriety in August 2009, when a member of his congregation, Christopher Broughton, went to an Obama appearance in Phoenix legally carrying an assault rifle and a pistol. It turned out that Jones had preached a day earlier to Broughton and others that he “hates Obama” and would “pray that he dies and goes to hell.” Two weeks later, he told openly gay columnist Michelangelo Signorile that he “would not judge or condemn” anyone who killed the president. Then, for good measure, he told Signorile at the end of the interview, “If you’re a homosexual, I hope you get brain cancer and die like Ted Kennedy.”

Steven Anderson, Southern Poverty Law Center 69 Comments [5/3/2011 5:13:52 AM]
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Quote# 81022

"The stranger in ancient Israel did not serve as a judge, although he received all the benefits of living in the land. The political question is this: By what biblical standard is the pagan to be granted the right to bring political sanctions against God's people? We recognize that unbelievers are not to vote in Church elections. Why should they be allowed to vote in civil elections in a covenanted Christian nation? Which judicial standards will they impose? By what other standard than the Bible?"

Gary North, Free Republic 55 Comments [5/3/2011 5:08:34 AM]
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Quote# 80972

Over the last few decades, the semantics of this issue have changed. It has gone from Sodomy to homosexuality to gay or lesbian to sexual orientation. Today’s reference to it as sexual orientation has certainly taken the sting out of the sin.

The focus of the debate has turned from a behavior to an issue, like abortion where the debate has turned from the procedures of abortion to an issue.

If one would focus on the behavior that homosexuals admit to, they would agree with the Scriptures which says they are “abusers of themselves with mankind.” Should any government official condone abuse even between consenting adults?

“Stay out of our bedrooms, stay out of our private lives,” is a defensive posture we hear from pro-homosexuals. There are many different laws that affect each of our private lives. Laws against adultery, fornication, pedophilia, beastiality, incest, torture, rape, even seat belt laws. Most laws in some way legislate morality. Do not kill, do not steal, etc.

Homosexuality is fatal. The average homosexual, whether male or female lives about 45 years. This is 30 years less than the average heterosexual male or female. This is alarming! Only 3% of homosexuals reach their 65th birthday. Each statesman should work to warn the populace of this danger. Some in government have gone to great lengths to discourage cigarette smoking. They have sued the cigarette companies. They have had enough of the deaths that this behavior causes and the dollars spent on treating tobacco related maladies, yet cigarettes takes an average of 6 years off of an adult’s life. Homosexuality takes 30 years off. We should stand against homosexuality even if only for health reasons.

Justification for homosexual behavior is often given from the “look at the great contributions they make to our society” angle. Do our contributions justify our life style? Would this exonerate a child abuser, pedophile, prostitute, incest, beastiality or any crime or criminal? Of course not! There are certain laws I must obey in private and in public that legislate morality that are good safeguards for myself, my wife and family. I can not beat my wife and children with a baseball bat in the privacy of my home. It would endanger them and rightfully so I would be arrested. As we have seen, homosexuality endangers those who are involved with it in private.

It is best for society to believe the Scriptures in its opposition to this abominable lifestyle.

Art Kohl, Faith Bible Baptist Church 81 Comments [5/2/2011 8:03:31 AM]
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Quote# 80970

On top of the dynamical problem of the Moon's orbit, NASA's claim to have had actually "landed" on the Moon six times is mere madness. Avionics are calibrated to the Earth. The Moon has no aviation beacons, no radar systems, no ground control etc., thus the Astronots had to literally fly by the seat of their pants (well, actually standing up while piloting the three-foil-thick Mr. "LEM"). And flying by the seat of your pants a quarter of a million miles from terra firma in the extreme vacuum of space filled with mega radiation attempting to "land" on a massive object orbiting at ~65,000 mph inside a non-tested vehicle, is nothing but suicidal lunacy.

The Holy Bible, God's Word, emphatically denies a lunar landing because the Scriptures proclaim a stationary Earth.

For it is written, I will destroy the wisdom of the wise, and will bring nothing the understanding of the prudent. I Corinthians 1:19

The Universe is much smaller than claimed by "science", yet still incredibly massive. The fact remains that scopes do not give distances. No doubt the Sun is much smaller and closer than the alleged 93 'million' miles. The Sun's radiation is immense and we are protected from this radiation by the magnetic field called the Van Allen belts. Most Moon "hoaxters" claim that the belts themselves are radioactive, which is true as they are deflecting the Sun's radiation. The real danger however lies beyond the belts where there is NO protection from the Sun's intense heat in the extreme vacuum of space. These belts extend roughly 15,000 miles beyond the Earth's crust and perhaps a few thousand miles more. Regardless, there is still well over 200,000 miles that the Apollo spacemen had to travel and spend several days "exploring" the lunar surface within this mega radiation. Not to mention all oxygen had to be packed... They did remember to pack a few 'beef sandwiches' and some 'butterscotch pudding'...

M. Alexander Masters, The Moon's Dynamic Orbit 67 Comments [5/2/2011 8:02:53 AM]
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Quote# 80963

There is only room for one truth when it comes to Creation. Thus the orthodox evolutionary theories must fall or better yet, be completely demolished. These theories include Plate Tectonics and the Big Bang. You cannot “mix” Biblical Creation and evolutionary theories. They are like oil and water. Yet when faced with answering THE central question everyone must come to terms with, our origins, many folks wish to intertwine the two into one. Either one is true, and the other is false, period. You cannot fit a square peg in a round hole but many try simply because of their built-in, or better yet engrained scientific ideas that we all have been taught since kindergarten. When these concepts come tumbling down upon proven to be false, many will be left bumfuzzled as to why these ideas were even taught in the first place. Therefore we have a defense mechanism that goes up when our engrained “learning” is challenged. Rightfully so as these ideas are taught as "truth" in everything we see and know. "What is truth" Pilate asked Jesus... So let’s begin to swing the evolutionary wrecking ball and explore truth. Exploring truth will inevitably expose lies and massive fraud.

"For all those things hath mine hand made, and all those things have been, saith the LORD: but to this man will I look, even to him that is poor and of a contrite spirit, and trembleth at my word." Isaiah 66:2

M. Alexander Masters, Fountains of the Great Deep 51 Comments [5/2/2011 8:02:01 AM]
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Quote# 81010

As I have said, I had been told by Obama's father that he insisted his son be born in his homeland. I believe what he is telling me. If that is true Obama cannot be an American citizen, and these documents are fakes. I know that there are those living that know the truth, and can expose it. They should do so. Obama knows that if the truth of his birth comes out it will be almost impossible for him to remain in office. So every possible fraud will be put forth.

Now, with that taken care of, I am asked by some to stop punishing the people in the southern United States with all this unusual severe weather. Well, unfortunately I'm not doin' it, not directly anyway. Under normal conditions we would be having a rather normal spring with a normal number of tornadoes and such. But unfortunately the southern states lie right in the path where the creatures of Darkness are channeling their power from South America up against us in New England. And this flow of dark power which they are funneling up to Washington DC is intensifying the already unstable weather. With the added pressure of global warming it is creating this havoc. The only way I could help is to defeat the creatures of Darkness and stop this flow of power. So if people want it stopped they'd better help me bring my candidate forth to the public, get the cooperation of The Republicans, and get them to cut down their rhetoric on abortion. Because it is the anti abortionists in this area that the creatures of Darkness are using to channel their power, along with the homosexuals.

Gerald Polley, Voices From Spirit 91 Comments [5/1/2011 9:42:18 AM]
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