Quote# 84436

Most of us also know that God took a rib from Adam in order to build Eve. The rib was taken before Eve came into existence. The rib was taken before any kind of contamination to the human genome. The rib was human flesh, blood and bone; human cells, chromosomes, genes and DNA. The rib was made of human cells that have the 24th human chromosome that produces the Tree Of Life organ attached to the appendix tube. Adam's rib cells are immortal human cells with 48 chromosomes (24 pairs), rather than our present 46 chromosomes (23 pairs).

My theories will also show you that Jesus was born from an uncontaminated rib cell. Jesus was born with a 24th pair of human chromosomes in his body cells, which produced the Tree Of Life organ attached to his appendix tube. Adam and Eve were born immortal (to begin with). Jesus was born immortal. My theories will show you that all human beings are destined to become immortal, after the 'first' death.

Michael Barry, The Immortal Kingdom Of A Universe  97 Comments [10/22/2011 8:07:08 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar

Quote# 84434

One of the things I will talk about, that no president has talked about before, is I think the dangers of contraception in this country. It’s not okay. It’s a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be. [Sex] is supposed to be within marriage. It’s supposed to be for purposes that are yes, conjugal…but also procreative. That’s the perfect way that a sexual union should happen. This is special and it needs to be seen as special.

Rick Santorum, Joe. My. God. 62 Comments [10/22/2011 8:06:37 AM]
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Submitted By: Aspergus

Quote# 84430

Bill Keller, the world's leading Internet Evangelist and the founder of LivePrayer.com, with over 2.4 million subscribers worldwide reading the daily devotional he has written every morning for 12 years on the issues of the day from a Biblcial [sic] worldview, is calling out Anderson Cooper, Rachel Maddow, Ellen DeGeneres, the media, and gutless pastors for the suicide of a Canadian teen who claimed to be "gay."

Last Friday, a 15-year-old Ottawa boy Jamie Hubley, committed suicide after documenting his hardships of being "gay." Liveprayer's Bill Keller said that while the media wants to demonize anyone who dares call this CHOICE of sexual activity what God calls it in the Bible, a sin, it is those in the media who glamorize and promote this choice as normal and acceptable, along with gutless pastors too afraid to speak out against this sin, along with faux churches that glorify this deviant, unnatural, and unhealthy choice of sexual activity, who are most responsible for Hubley's death.

Keller stated, "Sadly we deal with the loved ones of those who commit suicide every day. Suicide is a desperate and selfish act that is ultimately the sole responsibility of the person who made the choice to end their life. Everyone who commits suicide has reasons that led them to make such a horrible decision. The fact is, suicide is exponentially higher amongst those who choose the homosexual lifestyle, and while those in the media want to blame people like myself who take a Biblical stand on this issue, the fact is, they are the ones most responsible!"

Keller goes on, "A 15-year-old has no real understanding of sexuality, and most are still trying to figure out life and how they fit in. It is the homosexual community and media who promote this lifestyle to society, forcing it to validate legally and ethically this choice of sexual behavior and relationships to our children as normal, even desirable behavior!" He adds, "The Bible says in the last days the truth will become a lie, and the lie the truth."

Over the past 20 years, Liveprayer has helped thousands of men and women make the choice to turn from the sin of homosexuality. Keller says, "Homosexuality is a bondage like alcohol, drugs, gambling, or anything else people get addicted to. The great lie the homosexual community has successfully sold is that people are 'born gay.' There is absolutely ZERO legitimate studies to support this claim. People are born with black skin or white skin, with blue eyes or green eyes, taking off your pants to have sex is a CHOICE!"

Keller concluded, "It is the God in the Bible, not Bill Keller, that calls homosexuality a sin. It is sad to see children, those who don't even know what sex is, being brainwashed by our modern society that engaging in sex with a person of the same sex is a wonderful thing. God created sex between a man and a woman in the bonds of marriage. All sex outside of God's plan is not only a sin, but destructive. We are fortunate to see God's grace daily working in the lives of men and women who have been in bondage to the lie of homosexuality, as they find freedom, true joy, and true peace, living as God created us."

Bill Keller, Christian Newswire 59 Comments [10/22/2011 8:03:38 AM]
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Quote# 84429

Homosexual activism is very, very destructive. It is creating—while taking in the moral high ground or trying to and saying it’s all about rights and so on—no, they’re undermining sanity, morality, security for our kids. They are undermining of course religious liberty for believers.

Linda Harvey, Right Wing Watch 39 Comments [10/22/2011 8:03:06 AM]
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Quote# 84408

I am so very grateful that the Lord who is sovereign over all led Columbus to accidentally discover this land. Providentally the European diseases he inadvertantly brought with him served to weaken the numbers of the savages that they were not able to overcome the various European groups that came across the ocean. I am particularly grateful for men like Cortez who liberated countless numbers of the poor wretches from the vile Aztecs. Likewise, Pizarro was God's instrument against the Incas.

SolaScriptura, Puritan Board 99 Comments [10/21/2011 3:10:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Trike

Quote# 84388

So the people who brought slavery to an end, the Tea Partiers, evangelicals; they are the ones; that's the type of American that brought slavery to an end. Why? Because we rejected Sharia law and its legitimization of slavery and we said, "look. uh, slavery, the slave trade is wrong. It is pernicious. It's wicked. It's evil for people to be bought and sold like that; like chattel. It's a horrible offense against God and against His law." It was evangelical Christians that led the drive to abolish slavery. Don't ever forget that. That's a moment for which we, the evangelicals of the church of Jesus Christ can be justly and rightly proud. Don't let anybody take you away from that. The credit for the abolition of slavery goes to evangelical Christians.

Bryan Fischer, American Family Association 103 Comments [10/20/2011 3:20:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Wehpudicabok

Quote# 84378

Firmly convinced that Darwinian evolution was true, Hitler saw himself as the modern saviour of mankind. Society, he felt, would some day regard him as a great ‘scientific socialist’, the benefactor of all humankind. By breeding a superior race, the world would look upon him as the man who pulled humanity up to a higher level of evolutionary development. If Darwinism is true, Hitler was our saviour and we have crucified him. As a result, the human race will grievously suffer. If Darwinism is not true, what Hitler attempted to do must be ranked with the most heinous crimes of history and Darwin as the father of one of the most destructive philosophies of history.

Jerry Bergman, Answers in Genesis 90 Comments [10/19/2011 3:22:33 AM]
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Submitted By: Murdin

Quote# 84371

Perkins: Let’s talk about this issue here, Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, we knew a lot of this was going to happen, you’ve been pressing this issue from the very beginning. But just, I mean, days after this is signed into law, first we had the transvestites wanting to be allowed to come into the military, but now we have chaplains being ordered, or at least given the permission and of course we know what that means it means they’ll be pressured, to do same-sex weddings on military bases. Are they moving faster than you thought they would?

Hunter: No, in fact this is exactly what we knew would happen. We’re not especially clairvoyant, we can’t see into the future, but the homosexual lobby isn’t simply pressing to have equal status in the military with people that are heterosexual. They would like a military takeover by the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender community, and that’s what they’re going to keep pushing for until it happens.

Duncan D. Hunter, Right Wing Watch 60 Comments [10/19/2011 3:19:54 AM]
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Quote# 84368

There are now only 5 or so days until Friday, the day of the end of history as we know it - the same day God's elect will be Raptured into everlasting life - whoever they may be. This is it - God is going to melt this Earth along with the entire universe in a few short hours.

God is so merciful - He never intended for the unsaved to through a literal 5-month period of hell on Earth. Instead, we now know that the literal signs will take place in one day, then it will all be over. Nothing. Just like this world never existed.

There are different theories of what form the day will take, but one thing we all agree on is that 21/10/2011 is the undeniable date of the End, backed by so many, rock-solid irrefutable proofs. This date was ALWAYS the end and nothing has changed whatsoever.

THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN. Friday, the 21st of October, 2011 AD is the END OF EVERYTHING as we know it.

UKPerson, Depart Out 164 Comments [10/19/2011 3:18:14 AM]
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Quote# 84352

The schools are Marxist indoctrination centers and the Media is their reinforcement. These [Occupy Wall Street] mobs are products of books that deconstruct everything good about America and teach them that lies are “truth”: heather has two mommies;homosexual acts are “good”; capitalism is “evil”; feel good, do it; the idea of God is stupid and irrational; Che is a hero; all white men are rapists and oppressors; “colored” people are saints and good.

After years of lies, they can’t think. The ex-KGB in the 70’s said that they have inserted “cognitive dissonance” into the textbooks and after years of listening to the nonsense, it is virtually impossible for them to reason and use logic. That is why Michael Savage has said that leftists are mentally ill....he is right—these people are ignorant and have no foundation of logic and truth—they are irrational. Not only that, their immaturity level is that of a 5 year old.

They have been plied with “self esteem” and overprotectiveness for decades and removed from reality, and, therefore, made into useless crybabies. The men are de-masculinated and the women are taught to hate men and their own nature, bodies and children—so they can kill them. Lenin devised this plan for “useful idiots” and to destroy the natural family. He put in “daycares” and destroyed marriage contracts so the kids would be his alone.....just like mothers now have been conditioned to give up their children for indoctrination centers—forced into “work” that never includes raising and nurturing their own offspring who become easily emotionally manipulated and controlled and led into Marxist ideology. The US adopted Marxist-Leninism in the 50’s. Even established Stalin’s ‘Separation of Church and State’ then.

Mother and Fathers transmit knowledge and morality—and if they are not around 24/7 the institutions do it. They do not even raise their “children” anymore—they have allow the state to do it.

John Stuart Mill stated well over a hundred years ago....if you allow government schools to educate your children....it will make slaves of them. They have no care except for power.

We need government OUT of education and to burn all textbooks...otherwise, we will get more stupid fools like those on wall street and at this museum.

savagesusie, Free Republic 99 Comments [10/18/2011 2:36:03 AM]
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Quote# 84327

There is a subculture out there is that just as sick and twisted as this--they call themselves 'furries'. I met one on another message board. He started a thread promoting his lifestyle. My question is for Wizard of Oz, AB and Fool, would you let a furry, style your hair, change the oil of your car or roof your house?

Homosexuality is not any better than the sick lifestyle of the furry.

Inzl Kett, theologyonline.com 128 Comments [10/18/2011 2:30:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Persephone 66

Quote# 84356

GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain said Monday he didn't want to run for president, but God called him to join the race. The Republican candidate told CBN News that's why he believes "God's been in this from the beginning." Cain said that when he felt God calling him to run for president, he resisted just as Moses did after being called by God to lead the Hebrews out of Egypt. Like Moses, Cain says he told God, "You've got the wrong person. You can't be talking about me." Cain told CBN News that it took a lot of those "conversations with God" to overcome his reluctance to seek the presidency.

Herman Cain, Joe. My. God. 117 Comments [10/17/2011 2:58:52 AM]
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Quote# 84355

[Re. the Wall Street protests and Kent State massacre]

Only problem with kent state was the shooting accuracy of the Ohio National Guard was very poor. 868 shots and only 4 kills. These socialists will not be allowed to reign supreme in America. It IS THE LAND of THE FREE and THE HOME of THE BRAVE!!!! If they want a violent revolution they better look around them first. I do not see many of the protestoers that look able to take up arms… BTW, the Ohio National Guard is MUCH better shots now…

SSgt Rock, Pajamas Media 83 Comments [10/17/2011 2:58:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 95

Quote# 84349

No matter what you think of the mythical separation between church and state, it is not possible for there ever, in the United States of America, to be a separation between God and government (hooting and clapping) because God is the source of every single right which government has a sacred duty to protect (more clapping and shouting). Now, I submit to you that not a single one of our unalienable rights will be safe in the hands of a president who believes that we evolved from slime and we are the descendants of apes and baboons (shouting and clapping). Now, if you doubt me, look at the nation states in the 20th century which rejected the creator God of the Judeo-Christian tradition – Nazi Germany, Stalinist Russia, Communist China. The one thing all of these secular states share in common is dead bodies.

Bryan Fischer, Value Voters Summit 76 Comments [10/16/2011 6:53:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas

Quote# 84338

[re: Martin Luther King, Jr.]

This is the man who said: “When we let freedom ring, when we let it ring from every village and every hamlet, from every state and every city we will be able to speed up that day when all of God’s children, black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles, Protestants and Catholics, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual: ‘Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last.’” What blasphemous words spoken by this Judeo-Christian Communist preacher. Does the Bible tell us that black men, Jews, and Catholics are God’s children? Jesus mentioned on many occasions that one of these three were children of Satan. [Emphasis added]

Pastor Don Elmore, FGCP 75 Comments [10/16/2011 6:50:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 127
Submitted By: Night Jaguar

Quote# 84335

Imagine Muslim caliphates in Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Iran, Libya; communism and state socialism in South America, China, Russia, Europe; Marxist unionism exploding in Wisconsin, Indiana, Ohio, California, Illinois, Michigan, New Jersey. While circumstances are different, the ends are inevitably the same: Absent a republic under Natural Law and the Bible, democracy = mobocracy = genocide.

Ellis Washington, WND 38 Comments [10/16/2011 6:49:13 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar

Quote# 84310

Suggestion for everyone

Would you call Marxists “smarts”? HIV carriers “healthies”?

Stop calling homosexuals “gay”. It’s a marketing term, nothing more.

Most of ‘em are whiners, miserable, and as a group they have demonstrably higher rates of depression and suicide. They are definitely not ‘gay’ so don’t get fooled into calling them that.

“Homosexual” is descriptive and accurate. It’s time to reclaim the language.

Da Mav, Free Republic 75 Comments [10/15/2011 4:18:58 AM]
Fundie Index: 82
Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 84305

Melissa Joan Hart was not the only witch from her home town. One of her peers from her small town of Sayville was also a headline grabbing witch, only she went a step further. Gregg K. told me, "Melissa and Serena were both close friends of mine." In the popular children’s’ show “Sabrina” the witch frequently casts spells on a hated cheerleader called Libby. But her schoolmate went one step further and killed a popular Sayville High School cheerleader in a demonic ceremony by putting a plastic bag over her head, to “drive the demons out!”

The mother of this infamous witch even gave her an appropriate name: Serena, just like Samantha’s cousin in “Bewitched” and "Madam Serena" in the movie "Teen Sorcery." It was a dark day in Sayville when Serena Martin, a graduate of Sayville High School killed popular cheerleader Charity Miranda, in conjunction with her mother! The murder occurred on the same Aldrich Street where years earlier Sayville resident John Powers showed how much he loved thy neighbor by shooting down some of them. This Adams-like family spent their free time by sacrificing pigeons, fowls, goats, and whatever the rest of us might consider as pets, then eventually a cheerleader. When questioned about her fiendish behavior, Serena exclaimed that she had performed the Santeria ceremony to drive out Charity’s demons. But according to a Sayville urban legend, she only said that because she did not want it known that the cheerleader was a sacrifice like the goats and pigeons.

Every single person I spoke to said that they never saw Melissa Joan Hart anywhere near this witch Serena. However, a lot of them said they were friends with both. They were somewhat in the same social group. Like some of her friends, Serena was often seen dressed in black that would remind people of a Goth.

Is Santeria a form of witchcraft? I asked expert Pastor Stan Madrak at demonbusters.com who told me “Santeria is a very powerful form of witchcraft.”

Anonymous, True Legends 53 Comments [10/15/2011 4:18:30 AM]
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Quote# 84276

I'm not too sure if this is the right slot for this post and I'm not even sure how everyone else will respond to this, but I had a talk with a coworker, who is also a Christian about his Earthly father who worked at NASA's measurment laboratory. Apparently they measured everything imaginable, as this would be the job of a measurement lab right? Now on to the interesting part, or at least interesting to me, and that would be the age of the Earth and the universe, etc... Now, I have no way of verifying this other than what he told me, but he claims that the measurment laboratory had a real hard time coming up with an accurate time scale for the age of the Earth until they matched it up with the account from the Bible. That they couldn't quite get everything to fit when they were working with the Big Bang Theory, and obviously everything that goes along with that. I've never know the man to lie and he is very trustworthy in my opinion. So what does everyone else think about this? I know this will NEVER be admitted to by NASA, but I found it all very interesting.

readyforhome, Rapture Forums 80 Comments [10/15/2011 4:17:22 AM]
Fundie Index: 95

Quote# 84325

No way do I want a Mormon in the White House. When you think about it, we have the most
info on this man than any other person running. Just read about Mormonism, educate yourselves on this cult, and what they believe , that's his mo! Does anyone here on this board seriously want someone in this cult to run our country?

Iruntherace4Him, RaptureReady 52 Comments [10/15/2011 4:12:28 AM]
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Quote# 84312

"Obama doesn’t even support normal US troops. Why would he want to support the gay ones?"

Because he wants to get rid of the culturally conservative, quintessentially American warriors who overthrew Saddam and killed Osama Bin Laden, and replace them with a military of amoral, liberal and homosexual Dragon's Teeth like the Nazi SA and SS, to do his pogroms and mass slaughters against the American People during what the KGB used to refer to as "normalization operations".

Next question.

lentulusgracchus, Free Republic 68 Comments [10/14/2011 3:04:09 AM]
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Quote# 84311

Now here is a twofer; good for our Armed Forces and the GOP presidential campaigns.

Why the GOP candidates don't push for repeal of the Fag Act that was hurriedly passed in a lame duck Congress by men and women who were just defeated at the polls is beyond me. There is little public support for a homo military and the rat Congress at the time run by Pelosi and Reid were scared to death to vote on it before the election.

Anyone afraid to profess repeal the the Fag Act will not have the courage to repeal Obamacare or take on the administrative agencies that are in actuality ruling our country. It is essential to roll back the damage done by these people.

Wanna kick your campaign into high gear? Want the money to roll in? Tell Christianne Amanpour today that homos do not belong in our military.

Jacquerie, Free Republic 43 Comments [10/14/2011 3:02:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog

Quote# 84298

You say you are a submissive wife.
You say he is a kind, undemanding husband.

I am suspicious of that.
Have you really got a husband who is so careful all the time not to require something uncomfortable of you? Is that really such a good husband? I am suspicious that you have him on a choke collar. He doesn't dare ask some things of you because he knows how you would respond.

[snip]

Submission is only called upon when there are disagreements. If you are happy with his plans, or agree together there is no submission in these things. It is when YOUR OWN PLANS have been spoiled that you can practice submission. It is then that you need to DIE to your SELF and follow God's plan for you as a wife.

Joanna, Obedient to my Husband 102 Comments [10/13/2011 2:38:55 AM]
Fundie Index: 163

Quote# 84291

Christianity is, by technical definition, a theory. A theory that holds no less, and no more water than your precious Big Bang theory. That’s why we call it faith.

GameCrazyKid, Kongregate 77 Comments [10/12/2011 3:16:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 86

Quote# 84281

Bishop Aquila predicts state attempts to silence Catholic Church

An American bishop has predicted that government authorities may one day attempt to silence the Catholic Church in the United States.

“We could see the possibility of it within the United States where we are no longer free to preach the truth from the pulpit or to present Catholic teaching,” Bishop Samuel J. Aquila of Fargo, North Dakota, told CNA on a visit to Rome October 7.

“It will then become important for us to take a very strong stand, as we have done with human life and the unborn child, to continue to speak the truth and to speak it clearly and with charity.”

Bishop Aquila cited two recent examples where he believes religious liberty is being undermined: the closure of Catholic adoption agencies in states that have legislated for same-sex “marriage” and the new government health mandate requiring private insurers to provide women with coverage for contraception and sterilization.

“It’s very, very important for us to realize that we are in a very real clash between the culture of death and a culture of life,” said Bishop Aquila, summing up the former culture as one where “rights are eroded and where lies are being presented as truth.”

Bishop Samuel J. Aquila, Catholic News Agency 61 Comments [10/12/2011 3:08:43 AM]
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