Quote# 61467

Yes. Incest is illegal because it tends to create retarded children etc. Perhaps homosexuals? LOL!!

BUT.

This means I (a man) should be able to marry my brother then!!! Correct? Because we can't have children!!!

I'm secretly getting a lawyer and suing to marry my brother. I'm sure I can convince a constitutionalist state judge to concede. And hey, if we fail, I'll sell a lot of books and get rich!

Why not? I was BORN a homosexual. I LOVE my brother. He loves me. The constitution guarantees our rights and happiness.

Correct?

Reductio Ad Absurdum unfortunately ...


DrWhoo, Newsvine 77 Comments [4/15/2009 8:04:42 PM]
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Submitted By: EvoPagan

Quote# 61455

AN Azeri immigrant in Russia's northern city of Saint Petersburg has been charged with hiring hit men to kill his 21-year-old daughter for wearing a mini-skirt, police said today.

The man's arrest follows the detention last week of two other citizens of Azerbaijan, a majority Muslim state in the Caucasus, who confessed to murdering the girl, a university medical student.

“They admitted to being paid 100,000 rubles ($4140) by the girl's father. They said he wanted to punish his daughter for flouting national traditions and wearing a mini-skirt,” a police source told said today.

The girl was abducted on the street in Russia's second city on March 8, taken to the outskirts of Saint Petersburg and then shot twice in the head, the source said.

Russia has experienced a revival of conservative religious tradition since the fall of the Soviet Union both within its Russian Orthodox and large Muslim communities.

The Saint Petersburg Mosque – the largest and northernmost in Europe when it was built in 1913 – now counts mostly migrants from ex-Soviet Azerbaijan among its worshippers.


an Azeri immigrant, The Australian 31 Comments [4/15/2009 6:25:40 PM]
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Submitted By: seraphicreverie

Quote# 61443

[This is a pagan forum but texasdave is a Christian. He is explaining why Christianity is the true religion.]

The word " Lai" does mean come to Christ. The prophecies of Christ go back to the beginning of time itself. Before 220 BC. God probably orchestrated the Chinese language to facillitate the Gospel for this time now. You know, 3000 Chinese are coming to Christ every day through the underground church. It is wonderful and that word is helping. Praise God.


texasdave, Mind and Magick 40 Comments [4/15/2009 6:06:23 PM]
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Submitted By: shadowraven

Quote# 61466

My nine- and eleven-year-old daughters came in from a neighbor's house complaining of a young mother's failure to train her child. A seven-month-old boy had, upon failing to get his way, stiffened, clenched his fists, bared his toothless gums and called down damnation on the whole place. At a time like that, the angry expression on a baby's face can resemble that of one instigating a riot. The young mother, wanting to do the right thing, stood there in helpless consternation, apologetically shrugged her shoulders and said, "What can I do?" My incredulous nine-year-old whipped back, "Switch him." The mother responded, "I can't, he's too little." With the wisdom of a veteran who had been on the little end of the switch, my daughter answered, "If he is old enough to pitch a fit, he is old enough to be spanked."

Michael & Debi Pearl's daughter, To Train Up a Child 99 Comments [4/15/2009 5:51:21 PM]
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Submitted By: skater gal

Quote# 61449

Keeping same sex couples from marrying is not discrimination. Keeping same sex couples from marrying is keeping them from discriminating against what is normal. Anymore than I feel discriminated against because I cannot marry my sister. Discrimination based on good judgment is a protection for the stability of society and the upholding of unalterable morals. A government allowing them to marry would be endorsing the unnatural. Equal protection under the law was never meant to protect the enjoyment of what is immoral or harmful.

Equal protection regarding marriage means that anyone, who is a single, adult, can marry another single adult person of the opposite sex as long as it is not their relative. Besides, sexual orientation is only a behavior and not a fixed condition like race. No one would agree that you can change your race, because that is something that is strictly defined by your genes. Whereas there are tens of thousands who have overcome their same sex lifestyle to live out their lives the way God created them to be heterosexuals. To give an immoral behavior a protected status or special rights makes society a proponent of that behavior, thus harming society as a whole.

Phil Magnan, Biblical Family Advocates 56 Comments [4/15/2009 4:29:48 PM]
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Quote# 61425

I've been living in a similar situation now for several years. My wife and I are divorced, but unlike your situation, we remained friends and stayed in contact. The whole time, in the back of my mind I was hoping and praying for reconciliation. I'd get my hopes up time and again only to have them dashed on the curbside. Finally, I told my wife, I'll be here when and if you are ever ready to work on fixing our marriage. She hasn't contacted me since. After the divorce I did fill out the paperwork for a petition of nullity. I prayed over it and told myself, "if this is the way it is supposed to be God, then your will be done." I had decided then and there to leave it to God and accept whatever the Church decided as far as the annulment went. A short time after I submitted the paperwork, I received my answer... there is no grounds to believe that the marriage is invalid. So, I remain married to a wife who has walked away from me, and the Church in order to "find herself" and pursue the "pleasures" of being single; this, after 20 years of marriage. I still wear my wedding band. I continue to be faithful and wait patiently for a miracle. Like you, most people believe that I have moved on. They’re wrong. What God has joined, no man can put asunder. Even men wearing black robes and banging gavels from a bench.

Tietjen, Catholic Answers 55 Comments [4/15/2009 1:08:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 61442

Ok, so if I think about all that... and then look at how the human body is designed (yes, DESIGNED), I recognize that... Hmmm. Boys have an 'outie'... and Girls have an 'innie' -- and (under most cicumstances) both seem to fit & suit each other very well! And boys have sperm... Girls have eggs...And, WHAT BETTER DESIGN could the POSSIBLY BE for the perpetuation of the human species??? And, what do you know -- a boy's 'innie' dosn'twork at all with another boy's 'innie' to perpetuate life, does it? And the are CERTAINLY none of mommy's eggs in another boy's rectal cavity, are there??? Therefore... silly me! -- I have to conclude there must be some sort of NATURAL, yes "NORMAL" DESIGN to the way human life is perpetuated. By extention I conclude that the two gender of the species were in fact DESIGNED by NATURE for that purpose. Would that seem reasonable? Hmmm. And if 2 boys can't possibly create/produce a new life together, then I have to conclude -- THE ACT OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE between two men MUST BE "un-natural;" that is, AGAINST NATURE! Is that not reasonable? Hmmm. Therefore, because in the 'natural order' of things (and in the scientific world) whatever is MOST COMMON among a species is considered "NORMAL" for that species, I must conclude that sexual intercourse between two males of the human species is ABNORMAL and UN-NATURAL.

Seems to make sense to me! But then again, I'm just one of those narrow-minded, stupid conservative Christian republicans! What do I know?

SeekingWisdom, Internet FAQ Archives 110 Comments [4/15/2009 1:06:09 PM]
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Quote# 61421

I know this is random but it is impossible for people to be good for the sake of being good. God is the only entity that can convince us to do good. Mainly because he is the only entity will unquestionable control. Thus that is also why Heaven and Hell exist, to motivate us to do good.

Catholic JIMMY, Catholic Answers 62 Comments [4/15/2009 1:03:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 61444



I’ve said it before…

At some point, being a White Christian Heterosexual Male will eventually be a crime in this country.

Welcome to Nazi America.. the people voted Adolph “Hugo-Fidel-Stalin” Obama into power and Power is being seized and expanded.

So all I can say to everyone…
Don’t Blame Me… I voted for Palin!!!!!


md1964, MichelleMalkin 88 Comments [4/15/2009 10:14:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 61432

A Saudi Arabian judge recently ruled for the second time that an arranged marriage between a 47-year-old man and an 8-year-old girl was legal and binding.

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Shiekh Addul Aziz Al-Shiekh, the kingdom’s grand mufti, recently reaffirmed the practice in remarks to the public: “It is incorrect to say that it’s not permitted to marry off girls who are 15 and younger. A girl aged 10 or 12 can be married. Those who think she’s too young are wrong and they are being unfair to her.”

“We hear a lot in the media about the marriage of underage girls,” continued Al-Shiekh. “We should know that Sharia law has not brought injustice to women.”

Addul Aziz Al-Shiekh, Sankaku Complex 68 Comments [4/15/2009 3:50:06 AM]
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Quote# 61440

Atheist:

How do you explain the reference to four-legged flying creeping things in the bible?

Lonny:

I am looking possibly there was an animal with four legs that did fly but through time and being told we can't eat them the Athiest ate all the four legged creapy things because they where told not to.

Lonny, VenomFangXSite 71 Comments [4/15/2009 2:28:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeron Limbeek

Quote# 61423

[In a thread about saying a prayer to God before having sex, one poster says that it would be a mood killer. Here is another poster's response to that.]

A mood killer? wow..... how bad do you think sex is?

God created it! He is a part of it! So much so that he creates more human beings with it!

It is so beautiful ... the closer that a married couple gets to God, the closer they get to each other (picture a triangle).

How much it could add to the spiritual/emotional side of sex...the utter beauty and elation.

agapewolf, Catholic Answers 63 Comments [4/15/2009 2:28:52 AM]
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Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 61415

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That is scary I would be more afraid of the non believer friend, then anything....with all the kids playing around with wegie boards, calling up spirits, and wicka being on the rise with kids now a days, or sending your kids over to a friends house and the parents don't care and there smoking, drinking doing drugs and watching porn.......or let's not forget about underage sex and no supervision.......but if they have a gun to protect their family.....cheeze what is the world coming to....I do agree though that it should be locked up and the kids don't know where ether the keys are or the guns are.....

That's why my kids can invite kids over to are house to play, or they play outside where I can watch them.....

4Godisjust, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [4/15/2009 2:28:48 AM]
Fundie Index: 30

Quote# 61433

One particularly painful experience of nursing mothers is the biting baby. My wife did not waste time finding a cure. When the baby bit, she pulled hair (an alternative has to be sought for baldheaded babies). Understand, the baby is not being punished, just conditioned.
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One of our girls who developed mobility early had a fascination with crawling up the stairs. At four months she was too unknowing to be punished for disobedience. But for her own good, we attempted to train her not to climb the stairs by coordinating the voice command of "No" with little spats on the bare legs. The switch was a twelve-inch long, one-eighth-inch diameter sprig from a willow tree.



Michael Pearl, No Greater Joy 117 Comments [4/14/2009 6:16:00 PM]
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Submitted By: So Sad

Quote# 61424

Vote for whatever denomination or dogma you want. 200 million Christians deserve to run the country and church doctrines are far better than the atheistic and anti-christian crap being preached in Washington these days.

The feds have no right to regulate, restrict or prohibit religion. It's a state's right to prohibit or establish religion.

joe_christian, Liberty News Forum 46 Comments [4/14/2009 6:07:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 67

Quote# 61419

Last night for the first time in a long time I had a wet dream. I know it isn't usually a sin, but I'm not sure about this time. I was having a lustful dream, and the next thing I knew, I was waking up to an orgasm. A couple of weeks ago, I confessed to masturbation, and since then, I have not once masturbated or even had the want to do so. I just want to know if this would be considered a mortal sin or not, because I'm starting to feel a little guilty, and I'm not sure why. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

ShaunH, Catholic Answers 76 Comments [4/14/2009 2:58:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 31
Submitted By: Democritus

Quote# 61413

It's kinda hard to indoctrinate a 10 year old. I came to Christ on my own after hearing the Gospel.

FloatingAxe, Christian Forums 59 Comments [4/14/2009 1:41:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 61395

[ "So your saying if a baby is born with four fingers we should cut one of the fathers fingers off?" this is about when a man hits a pregnant woman in the stomach ]

no. you punish the man that hurt the mother. if it happens to be the father then yes.see God cares about all life and the idea here is that the punishment should fit the crime.

why do you think women are "unclean" while in their period? because the unfertilized egg was a potential life and thus it is the same as a baby that died. the hebrew word used for that kind of "uncleaness" is the same word used for corps contamination. a man is also "unclean" if he has any kind of unatural discharges.because the sperm was a potential life.

I think it's funny the semantics that so called "scientists" use today.they say "it isn't a live baby, it's a fetus". they don't mention that the word fetus means little baby.[..]

thats their whole reasoning as to why it's ok to kill babies. "because it isn't really alive so you aren't actually killing." the problem is that a "fetus" meats all 4 of the critirea necessary to be considered alive. so according to science a fetus is alive.

Heartbrokenbrad, Flyleaffans.com 58 Comments [4/14/2009 12:12:07 PM]
Fundie Index: 45

Quote# 61371

They'd probably legalize rape and make the justice system uber lenient thus handing the US over to crime.

Liberals tolerate sexual corruption, they even condone it as pointed out earlier by that link with them valuing the pleasure of perverts more than a paralysis patient's life! So they think people have a right to rape now? Well what about the right to privacy and the right no be left untainted, I know their victims never wanted it, what about their rights?!

The Dems only care about indulging in their twisted desires and forcing everyone to think like them. They are going to break tons of rules in the constition I know they will!

If the dems win no one will be safe from sexual perverts and rapists. They'll be running rampant as they force police to hand them flowers instead of arresting them like they should. Also besides banning videogames, turning the police against the innocent and making them side with criminals and wasting tax money on useless programs like researching how to let lesbians get each other pregnant they will probably initiate a MASSIVE holocaust of Christians, those who oppose liberalism, homophobes and Muslims.

They already have "warned" Christianity, all they need is the power. Whether Christian or not you must realise that they are breaking the first amendment. If this happens this may either lead to a socialistic/communistic America where true freedom is but a phantom memory or maybe as Artanis told me once, CIVIL WAR!



SL Alliance, Time For Nintendo  54 Comments [4/14/2009 12:00:38 PM]
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Submitted By: Joe

Quote# 61380

The militant atheist is out to try to tear down Christianity. And while this is an obvious threat, they're headstrong attack is so forward that they're laying all the cards on the table. For instance, they're in such a forward attack mode that they try and present all their arguments so it is easy for a Christian to find their arguments, read them thoughtfully and come up with responses. Another great thing about butting heads with the militant atheist is that it is a great time to witness for Jesus. It can be tough to bring up the topic of Jesus in conversation with your average individual, but the militant atheist begs to bring up the discussion of God.

So, one thing that I've noticed a weak point in the atheist's arguments is that they need to explain everything everywhere in every time in order to even begin to argue that God does not exist. For if you can't explain everything everywhere in every time, God may have been the one doing it. The obvious examples to this are the origin of life and the origin of the universe. There is no explanation in science about the origin of life or the origin of the universe therefore as far as science knows, it could be in the realm of God. The Christian says to the atheist,"I know God created the universe. How do you think it was made?" The atheist says,"I do not know how the universe was made, but do you know how God is made? " The Christian says,"I do not need to know how God was made to have faith in him. You however need to be able to explain everything everywhere in every time before you can argue that God cannot exist."

It is like a corollary to the god of gaps theory. Wikipedia likes to play the god of gaps as a weakness of Christian faith when it is really a weakness in atheism.

JamesSager3, Christian Forums 70 Comments [4/13/2009 4:30:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Moordryd

Quote# 61377

The only good thing with depressions or over-sensitiveness is that many of Christ's enemies are into it. It is laughably easy to crush atheist American scum over the internet using only words, especially gay ones. It's a bit trickier here at home, since swedes are not that sensitive, most swedes do not care for insults and not too many are depressed.

Also, Jessica, you little modernist heretic: There is no reason at all to be "respectful" to atheist scum. They are not "respectful" themselves, nor does the Church demand that such p.c. "respectfulness" should be shown towards these filthy self-proclaimed apes. The internet is not some kind of politically correct tea party!

And being "hurtful" (please don't use these politically correct lol-words, I can't take you seriously) is only a good thing when fighting atheists. This man is evidently a true crusader, and you ought to respect him.

Zealous Zeth, FSTDT Comments 78 Comments [4/13/2009 4:30:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 52

Quote# 61382

Has Easter lost its religious meaning?

Not to me it's has not. Although given the massive influx of muslims, I'm sure the Government will soon be force to ban Easter (and Christmas) because such events are seen as beeing racist.

Bob Todd, BBC News | Have Your Say 43 Comments [4/13/2009 4:15:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 49

Quote# 61363

While Starbucks is doing what it can for America’s nutrition with its new Vivanno drink, and at the same time working for the environment by introducing cups that reduce overall “greenhouse gas emissions,” it is unfortunately about to become a site for major cultural pollution.

“Same-Sex Kiss Day” is being held on April 15th, 2009, as a way for the homosexual community to spread its message of “equality” nationwide. Parents might want to take a pass on their lattes and keep their children from unabashed displays of sexuality in their local Starbucks on this day.[...]

It is not enough that film and television work to mainstream the homosexual lifestyle, activists make it a point to push their agenda in the public square in the name of “curing homophobia.”

They say they don’t want anyone to infringe on their rights, but they don’t seem to mind infringing on parents’ right to choose when and if their children will be exposed to the realities of an unhealthy and immoral lifestyle.

Demi Bardsley, Concerned Women for America article 58 Comments [4/13/2009 1:10:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 55
Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo

Quote# 61385

[Indian cows produce methane]

Eat them, that will solve the problem-God commanded men to eat animals after the flood. I was listening to "specualtion" by Jon Courson on the New Age, Hinduism...those that push "not to eat meat", yet are the most demonic forms of false religions. Why did God command men to eat meat, is it possible that this repels demons? SPECULATION, but interesting none the less.

Biblenuggetlady, RR 65 Comments [4/13/2009 9:30:42 AM]
Fundie Index: 80

Quote# 61375

I've been thinking a lot lately about how many people will think it hasn't been the Rapture because they weren't taken. I'm really finding recently that the ones who think they are christian - better than most christians - and are actually not very good at all if you look at how they live or teach, are also the ones who won't listen. Some are so totally bllinded they will be the ones who say Lord! Lord!

ReadytoGoNow, RR 45 Comments [4/13/2009 6:10:08 AM]
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