Quote# 58723

The Olympics are evil because they are held in honor of Zeus, who symbolizes Satan as the king of the world.

Larry Wood, BIBLE DOCTRINE NEWS 62 Comments [2/15/2009 1:56:24 AM]
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Quote# 58779

A religious argument:
"My lover and I are in a monogamous relationship, and we truly love each other. That can't be wrong!"

This argument is misleading in that it assumes love sanctifies a relationship. It is hard these days to say love is not the final standard for right and wrong. Love is nice, after all; In our culture, it has been nearly deified as something so intense ans beautiful, it justifies almost anything done in its name. Love, in and of itself, does not make a relationship right. In fact, contrary to the touchy-feeling wisdom of this times, love is not always such a good thing.

Love can, according to Jesus, interfere with GOd's plan for an individual. He warns His followers that love for anyone, no matter how legitimate the relationship, becomes sin when it surpasses our love for Him (Matt 10:37). King Solomon, in a similar vein, loved his foreign wives. Problem was, they turned his heart away from GOd (1 kings11:3-4) In his case, love became a snare. Love is not enough to justify a relationship..Two men or two woman may be in love, pledging fidelity to each other and live as happily as any married heterosexual couple, but again, that will not, of itself, justify a homosexual relationship. Scriptures places boundaries on human relationships, offering no compromise, even if love is present and desires to cross those boundaries. If a form of sexual relating is wrong, it remains wrong no mater what degree of love goes along with it.

Jehovahnissi, The Christian Post article comments 32 Comments [2/15/2009 1:55:14 AM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo

Quote# 58442

[Turn off your irony meters before reading]

Do atheists ever realize the ridiculousness of their beliefs?

Atheists put their "faith" in unproved theories. Theories that try but fail to explain the origin of life and the universe. Their theories are usually proved wrong every century or less, as new evidence and technologies come into usage. The leap of faith required to believe such nonsensical theories is difficult to fathom.

Unlike scientific theories, God has been a constant throughout all human history.

God's Faithful Disciple, Y! Answers 34 Comments [2/15/2009 1:55:06 AM]
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Quote# 58636

The problem with your argument is that you fail to realize that evolution ALSO cannot be tested via the Scientific Method. Evolution assumes an a priori belief in materialism. Without this a priori belief, the "theory" of evolution falls apart. Evolution is a religion.

[apparently evolution can only be true if one makes the leap of faith to assume that matter exists. wow, how petty can they get?]

queen kira, yahoo answers 24 Comments [2/15/2009 1:54:26 AM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle

Quote# 58727

The worldwide phenomenon that is Barack Obama is astounding. Everywhere he goes, you sycophants faun over him like he was a god, and indeed you think he is. An idolatrous Muslim (once a Muslim always a Muslim, so their law says) raised by a tramp atheist mother, there is nothing redeeming about the man. He has called Jesus a liar, and commits the unpardonable sin against the Holy Ghost every time he talks about the Bible. Behold the three legs of the Unholy Trinity: The Dragon (Satan), The Beast (Antichrist Obama) and the False Prophet (the Pedophile-enabler Pope). They have come to seal your doom while they vainly think they can overcome the Host of heaven. Here is their end, along with all of you maudlin, sickening sycophants: "And the beast was taken, and with him the false prophet that wrought miracles before him, with which he deceived them that had received the mark of the beast, and them that worshipped his image. These both were cast alive into a lake of fire burning with brimstone" (Rev 19:20). That's some change for you!!!

Unnamed author, Barack Obama is a Murderer 29 Comments [2/15/2009 1:54:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Drax

Quote# 58850

"One of the most impressive aspects of Darwin's original theory was that it went AGAINST all his "preconceived notions" that he learned growing up and being a seminary student."

Vacuous nonsense.

At the time of writing his Origin of the Species, he had completely rejected God's word, and pledged his hostility thereto in his oath to become a member of an elite club of wealthy and powerful men known as the "Ghostly Guild."

This was a select group started by Brook Foss Wescott, and included FJA Hort, Lord Balfour, and Bishop Benson, all of whom had joined in their hostility to God's word, and the deity of Jesus Christ.

History is so inconvenient for evolutionists.

editor-surveyor, Free Republic 40 Comments [2/15/2009 1:52:57 AM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike

Quote# 58880

THE CITY OF GOD ? IS IT TRUE THEY FOUND IT?

my sister told me that my brother [hes christian ] told her that somewhere outer space they found like city but gravity didn't let the camera get closer and that the city was really Bright and they could see a figure like a castle so does any one know this story or have any footage of this ?

Joanna('s brother), Yahoo! Answers 62 Comments [2/15/2009 1:52:21 AM]
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Quote# 58632

Our wonderful society teaches it's youth that 'you came from undetermined random matter' and therefore your life is meaningless. Whether you live a peaceful, kind, giving and loving life vs. a life of cruel murder and self indulgence means nothing...no reason in the world why one life is better than the other...none at all....in the end, to the 'nihilist/atheist', we are just random 'meat puppets' traipsing across a meaningless time and space continuum on our way to 'worm food' and eternal 'nothingness'

Echoes, Harmony Central 33 Comments [2/15/2009 1:51:00 AM]
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Quote# 58679

All that "do good" stuff which many Christian organizations feed upon are not what God has in mind when it is mentioned as "good works" in Scripture. Oh these are good humanitarian (read "fleshy") works ... but which are before God of course "dross".

But what does the Bible tell us are "good works" ...?

Then said they unto him, What shall we do, that we might work the works of God? Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.
(Joh 6:28-29 KJV)

blitzkreig, RR 18 Comments [2/15/2009 1:49:54 AM]
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Quote# 58459

Philosophical (the relativist pitfall)
The evolutionist hypothesis is fatally impaired by the well-known contradiction of relativism, often demonstrated by means of the statement “All men are liars.” (If they are, then this statement, also made by a man, is false.) Specifically, in the present case: man, who is said to be evolving (and is therefore relative), cannot all of a sudden step out of the evolutionary process, take up a stationary position, and dare to make absolute statements regarding the continuing process. It is this that is absurd.

moses2792796, www.richarddawkins.net/forum/ 35 Comments [2/15/2009 12:27:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Al

Quote# 58603

[No. No ones going to get killed here (Britain) for being christian. If anything the christians want it most. They do so love to play the persecution card. They think that having the opportunity to endure oppression makes them more christ-like.]


I can appreciate where you are coming from but Muslims plan to outbreed Europeans and are doing it well.. The UK WILL become a Muslim nation in time.. I have seen the phrase "We will outbreed you with the bellies of our women" many times... That is the master plan and the Muslims can pull it off.. They are VERY patient, and know greater numbers is the ultimate answer.. Personally I fear for europe... the US too, just a little later down the road..

SPONGEBOB, Harmony Central 35 Comments [2/14/2009 11:34:49 PM]
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Quote# 58702

Atheists are here simply because Atheism is a religion.

Pretty simple really, any group with churches, dogma, fundies, common beliefs, creeds, tax exemption, self proclaimed evangelists, US Court sanction, etc is a religion.



[i wasn't aware we had these things, but what the hell do i know?]

god is in a good mood, yahoo answers 33 Comments [2/14/2009 11:15:54 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle

Quote# 58620

ummm... God performs miracles all the time... I'll share one with you:

My Cousin was diagnosed with stage 4 cancer in his kidney's, Lungs, Live and Stomach, he had a total of 9 tumors... he was only 17 and on the "Make a Wish Foundation"... He came out here to california for his MAWF wish to go to disneyland, six flags and knotts berry farm, he loves roller coasters, so it makes sense... anyways, while he was here I had my Bible study group pray for him... his next doctors appointment, EVERY TUMOR WAS GONE... no sign of cancer whatsoever... the doctors had know Idea how or why...

Scarlet_Worm, Harmony Central 45 Comments [2/14/2009 11:14:53 PM]
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Quote# 58819

IMHO the US became a lot bolder and less accountable when 7-11's opened back in the 1960's. We could shop or pump our own gas (for the first time) from 7:00 am until 11:00 pm. Even mainstream stores like Safeway had closing and opening times. Hmmmmm, let's see......that was about the time that youth began to rebel and disrespect the "old ways" of their parents.
More time to buy things to get in trouble (alcohol, etc.). Forty years later - what an enormous backlash on society.

Just my opinion......

LUVSLLAMAS, RaptureReady 68 Comments [2/14/2009 9:21:45 PM]
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Quote# 58700

Ever stop to think our interest in science is promoted by Satan to keep us from truly understanding what God is offering.Look at it this way,the more we learn from science the more we prove God right but Satan wants us to believe we are proving God wrong.Just a few thoughts God has put into my head.

RobinD69, Christianity Board 39 Comments [2/14/2009 9:15:28 PM]
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Quote# 58731

An elementary school in -- where else -- Massachusetts, sent a letter to parents in August 2008 informing them that "Our night custodian has informed us of his decision to change his gender and, as we begin the school year, he will begin living and working as a woman."

Superintendent Ernest Boss and Principal Norman Yvon further stated that "if [students] ask at school, they will be given a simple and straightforward answer. The best thing to tell them is that our custodian used to be a man. She has changed her gender role and is now a woman."

So now this one man's psychologically and morally disordered desire to live publicly as a woman and the school administration's complicity in facilitating his disorder exposes an entire school full of children to ideas and images to which no elementary child should be exposed and forces parents to explain what no parent should have to explain to 5-10 year-olds.

No government employee should be permitted to tell other people's children that this man "used to be a man... and is now a woman." That statement is not factual and not true. It is false, controversial, unproven, values-laden, and faith-based. The belief that amputating healthy parts of one's sexual anatomy and taking hormones appropriate to the opposite sex changes one's sex constitutes a pernicious delusion or fiction. No government employee should be permitted to make such statements to children.

Laurie Higgins, Illinois Family Institute 48 Comments [2/14/2009 9:10:19 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo

Quote# 58335

[National Emergency Centers Establishment Act]


Dear Ray,

I'm really scared about these camps -

You have always been honest - my family and I heard an interview between Steve Quayle and a man named Greg Evensen - they claim the government will generate a crisis then impose martial law, call for voluntary gun confiscation - then go after everyone who has ever owned a gun - kill them or take them to these camps and kill them - they say this is suppose to happen within the next couple of months - my daughter owned one several years back - but in light of this I guess we will have to replace it

But I'm terrified - I literally haven't stopped shaking for a week...I know you have done stories concerning martial law on the youtube Prophezine news I won't lie I didn't want to believe them – I was prepared to lose everything (stored a little tiny bit of gold, and food - was trying to grab a trailer for back up living and we were going to grab some silver this month) - now I feel like I'm dying next week and should start giving it all away to people I had on a list that we knew we'd have to take care of if the economy got worse -

Thank you in advance - I didn't know who else to write and ask – Jack Kelly has told his readers to prepare financially but not to store food away and said recently he didn't believe Satan would come after us - Rapture Ready didn't feel we had anything to worry about between now and when the Rapture happens - Since you're the only one warning about martial law I figured I'd come to you-

God Bless

PZ Reader “K”

Reader "K", Prophezine 49 Comments [2/14/2009 4:55:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich

Quote# 58717

The Earth/Moon pair is less than 50,000 years old based on how fast they are moving apart. Working the math backyards yields this age. Nasa knows and is hiding it. But THEY told us the moving apart rate.

The Moon has only one and a half inches of silt. Asimov predicted 54 feet SINCE it is there being beaten by the Sun for "billions of years". Nasa wasted millions building detachable duck feet on the lunar lander to keep astronauts from being swallowed alive. One almost peed himself with fear while landing, fearing this. But see Armstrong's footprint.
http://images.ksc.nasa.gov/photos/1969/medium/AS11-40-5903.jpg
Using Asimov's own math and the real depth of the soil yields a max age of about 6-7 thousand years.

Bishop Wilberforce of the Catholics computed all those boring "begats" in the Bible and found the time from Adam to Christ is about 4004 years. We know the time from Christ to us as the current year, 2008. Adding the two together yields a planetary age (according to God) of about 6000 years. So the Bible is closer to fact than Isaac Asimov and his evolutionary buddies.

Astronauts found that sticking their rock dating thermometer thingy on one side of a moon rock gave a completely different "age" reading than on the other side (especially the underside). So it's all crap.

Carbon-14 and all other chemical dating methods are flawed and KNOWN to be so by the very guys who invented them. For them to work even halfway right, you have to know how much carbon-14 (or whatever) was already there in the beginning. If a candle is an inch tall and burning at 1 inch per hour, it has one hour to live. But how long has it BEEN burning? That depends on the length of the candle, no? That is the initial value. Without it, the math is useless. AND THEY KNOW IT, because we told them.

They employ circular reasoning. They date fossils found in stone by the kind of stone they find them in. Yet they conversely date the stones by the type of fossils found within them.

Why do they do this? Because they know they can't trust Carbon-14, etc.

So why do they tell you it's trustworthy?

They say, they get their initial values from "index values". Those are just numbers printed on paper. Where did the data come from? Who went back in time and found out how much Carbon-14 was up old T-Rex?

I have just demonstrated three or four of their outright lies.

Hiding data is the same as lying. Taking tax money to fund a cult religion is theft.

And you trust your immortal soul to these guys?

Iva Biggrudge, Sciam.com 51 Comments [2/14/2009 4:54:30 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeron Limbeek

Quote# 58714

Sir, do me a HUGE favor and ask your grandfather who suffered thru the Holocaust, how he feels about you turning your life over to the very belief system that put his fanny there.

Again, I'll be waiting here.

Was it believers in gravity or EVOLUTION who called Jews an "inferior race"?

By the way, the scientific method is what invalidates evolution as science. Since it cannot be falsified or verified without a time machine, it falls outside the realm of observational, empirical data. THAT and that alone is why it is philosophy. The fact that everyone who believes in it does so by FAITH that would make a Muslim bus bomber blush, is what makes it a religion.

Shalom

Iva Biggrudge, Sciam.com 52 Comments [2/14/2009 3:46:11 PM]
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Submitted By: Jeron Limbeek

Quote# 58704

ron4jesus:

I did not want to post it but there are many women in America that are having intimate dreams of Obama. Very graphic, I just don't get this guy. Who is he ??????????????? Where does he get this spell on people. Are we the only ones that see him for what he is ?

Jesuslover 2002:

simply demonic hes got them all in so called trance.. Im so glad for God giving us the Spriit of discernment,, so we dont fall into those so called trance trap.

ron4jesus, Jesuslover 2002, Rapture Ready 77 Comments [2/14/2009 5:55:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Friend of Satan

Quote# 58664

Does God listen when catholics pray?

THe reason I ask this is that a co-worker's father has just recently been diagnosed with cancer (they are very catholic). The doctor's didn't know how bad it was until further testing could be done. Just today this co-worker said that the doctors say that the prognosis looks good. When she was telling us she said "thank you everyone for all of your prayers". She was telling this to me and two other girls. The two other girls are Catholic, I am the only saved Christian.

So I feel like the only prayer that counted was mine and that God doesn't even listen to their prayers. Could that be so or am I sounding a bit arrogant to even think that?

Pucci, RR 53 Comments [2/14/2009 5:44:09 AM]
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Quote# 58512

Re: "Metro Transit rejects Godless ad" (Feb. 3). I am not sure whether to be amused by or sympathetic to the people who wish to advertise that "You can be good without God."

God is good. How can anyone be good without an image of goodness? Whatever else God may be thought of as being, He is the image of goodness. So the advertisement is an oxymoron. May the people offering it discover the true meaning of God.

C. Robert Barbour, Chronicle Herald 31 Comments [2/14/2009 5:38:44 AM]
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Quote# 58815

(At first I thought maybe this guy was a joke account, but he's actually one of the moderators)

Last night I was ministering to a lady. I called up Fear. He manifested:

"How many are you"

"Four"

"Stop lying to me demon or I'll torture you"

"OK, zero"

"In the Name of Jesus, I shine the Light of the Holy Ghost on you"

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!! OKAAAAY THERE'S SIX OF US"

I guess he thought I would believe him.....?

demoncasterouter, Ministering Deliverance 45 Comments [2/14/2009 5:35:20 AM]
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Quote# 58693

being the eternal skeptic that I am, we know that only the Bible is 100% accurate.

PPLGetReady, Rapture Ready 71 Comments [2/14/2009 4:46:30 AM]
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Submitted By: Dan Onymous

Quote# 58621

Let me tell you a story...well. two actually.


I was in my bedroom one night and I was getting really wound up about something or other. I remember praying about it and hearing a CLEAR voice telling me to read Ecclesiastes 3:1. I did so and found that the passage was telling me exactly what to do in my situation- that there is a time to do everything and that I should not worry.

The second story is when I was away with the worship band and I was in the dorm room praying. All of a sudden I saw the form of a dove. This dove began to talk to me in Hebrew (I understand a little Hebrew) telling me to come to Him and that I should not be afraid to do so.
This dove was so real I could see every little detail of it- the wings, the feathers, the beak.


Explain that!

BernardAlbrecht, Harmony Central 71 Comments [2/14/2009 4:46:23 AM]
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