Quote# 58594

It makes front page news when conservative elected officials are accused of selling-out to monolithic corporate lobbies like “Big Oil” or “Big Tobacco.” Yet the media rarely take notice when liberal politicians toe the line for extreme ideological special interests.

Case in point: Within minutes after swearing in, President Obama had the White House web site updated to declare his unconditional support for every demand of the politically powerful and very well-funded homosexual lobby (a.k.a., “Big Homo”). By announcing to the world his pro-“gay” agenda, Obama has thrown gasoline on smoldering culture war embers, generating a firestorm of controversy.

But amid the heated national debate over both religious liberty versus newfangled “gay rights” and the sanctity of natural marriage versus so-called “same-sex marriage,” something occurred to me. Either homosexual behavior is sexual immorality or there is simply no such thing as sexual immorality – period.

Matt Barber, Liberty Counsel 63 Comments [2/16/2009 4:09:47 AM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway

Quote# 58762

[This is generally what we call being overzealous.]

QUESTION: At what age should the parent begin teaching the Bible to the child?

ANSWER: I taught the Bible to each of our children as soon as he was home from the hospital. Every night I would tell a Bible story. I would act it out. I would take stories like "Jonah and the Whale," "David and Goliath," "Daniel in the Lion's Den," etc. and tell the entire story using such things as pantomime, monologue, etc. I did this practically every night at bedtime from the time the children were a week old.



QUESTION: At what age should the child be taught the plan of salvation?

ANSWER: I taught our children the plan of salvation regularly from the time they came home from the hospital. Now I do not know when such truths begin to register in the mind of a child. Since I do not know when, I want to be sure I am telling the child the truth of God and the way to Heaven when that time does arrive.

Dr. Jack Hyles, How to Rear Infants 49 Comments [2/16/2009 3:58:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Skyknight

Quote# 58789

The dark secret of Nazism is that the rise of the National Socialist Party (Nazis) was the first great victory for FEMALE SUFFRAGE. German men, by and large, voted for sane candidates and reasonable programs. Irrational females voted for emotional appeals and false promises. Females in huge numbers swooned for the little dictator. Feminism is not "like" Nazism. Feminism and Nazism are IDENTICAL

bobx23456, MRO 75 Comments [2/16/2009 2:34:09 AM]
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Quote# 58832

Lately I've noticed several products marketed with an emphasis on the color red--cell phones, Dell computer, the youth brigade jackets, a larger percentage of red in the new Pepsi logo--these are just a few products. I did a search on the Pantone website, the world's authority on color trends for the seasons, and there is NO red listed for spring.

This is no coincidence. Our current administration is implementing a a very subtle means of marketing their socialistic agenda. In a matter of time, we will see red as the primary color choice in our products. Perhaps we will be known as the "red shirts".

Sundial, Rapture "It's a Conspiracy!" Ready 71 Comments [2/16/2009 12:42:42 AM]
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Quote# 58911

So please tell us the real history of the Jews. Oh, I forgot, atheists are in the business of inventing a history of their imaginations. Let's see, so far you have new tribes of cavemen, which no one in history can verify, an ice age or several of them which no one in history can verify, an earth being created out of an explosion which no one in history even thought of, much less can verify. So scientists are the fathers of myths.

Carico, City Data 42 Comments [2/16/2009 12:38:11 AM]
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Quote# 58855

Darwin gave atheists the “beginning” they needed to rid themselves of God. Darwin also was wise enough to realize that if a cell were more complex that simple protoplasm his theory would never hold up. As it turns out, a single cell is so incredibly complex that scientists have only a remote understanding of its inner workings. Believing that a human being could accidentally evolve from muck and ooze is as ridiculous as believing that a watch you find on the beach is the result of gravity, chemical reactions with salt water and erosion.

Blood of Tyrants, Free Republic 48 Comments [2/15/2009 10:33:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Ivy Mike

Quote# 58899

I will never forget here at work my 2 coworkers were talking about how if you did not believe in evelution then you stupid. Well I actually spoke up and they just looked at me as if I had told them I was an alien. We got into a debat and was able to hold my own. At least got them to confirm that it was not proven. Even before I was a Christian I had trouble believing evolution. If you think about it, it just does not make since. Of all people Ann Coulter helped me see the light on evoltuion in one of her books.

republic74, Rapture Ready 75 Comments [2/15/2009 9:33:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Kyle

Quote# 58795

In the years 2000 through 2004, before becoming a United States Senator and being in the public spotlight, Obama gave 1% of his earnings to charity even though he made $250,000 per year. Since becoming a national figure, that amount has jumped to 6%. Obama's small donations are consistent with atheism and were perhaps influenced by his nonbelieving mother. According to a study by the Barna Group, atheists give less per capita in donations than religious Americans.

Conservapedia article on Barack Obama, Conservapedia 58 Comments [2/15/2009 9:29:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Mandy

Quote# 58213

If religion is just a cock show like you're implying, then militant atheists are the biggest dicks of all.

That's not a compliment, either.

At least religions hold interfaith dialogues and form organizations dedicated to such, trying to promote understanding and increase acceptance of differing beliefs despite the extremist nutjobs people focus on. Hell, there was a big one this July, involving Christianity, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, Taoism, and Islam.

Compared to that, what do atheists do?

Protest church gatherings, pull fire alarms at church-affiliated day care centers and sprinkle anti-religious specious rhetoric on the front lawn, or demand the banning of books even vaguely related to religion.

I'd love to say that's just another case of nutjobs, but atheists have yet to produce their own organizations and movements dedicated to tolerance and acceptance of religion. It's rather telling when you see things like this, and you see prominent atheist writers praise their beliefs as "the removal of bad ideas."

Atheists as the theology equivalent to Wikipedian deletionists like Dragonfiend, trying to destroy what they do not (or will not) understand. Who knew?

many1337numbers, flickr 47 Comments [2/15/2009 5:30:18 PM]
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Quote# 58872

Everyone is naturally disgusted by the perversion of homosexuality - when we first hear about it either as children or adults, we know it is wrong and there is a gut reaction against it! You have to be conditioned to accept it, like getting used to a bad-tasting medicine. Do you know of a single person who accepted gays the first time they heard about it? I don't!! That's why they're in our faces all the time! They'll only get the nation to accept their filth if we have to see it all the time.

CharlotteCow, Rapture Ready 86 Comments [2/15/2009 4:42:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Kyle

Quote# 58813

I'd like to make a movie about hell, or somebody ought to, that would be fun.

Imagine all the noise and the stench and smoke and the abject squalor and the horrid awful incessant torture, a huge place constructed for a hundred billion hideous people screaming and moaning and gargling their own blood.

Meanwhile church folks up in heaven laughing and calling down to us atheists "I told you so."

And all the toilets in heaven flush into holy divine pipes, and all that poop is piped to hell, where it is heated to 500 degess and dumped on the atheists.

That's basically what God will have going on for all eternity, and he'll never get tired of it.

Hot-damn!

H e y, Yahoo! Answers 95 Comments [2/15/2009 4:35:19 PM]
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Submitted By: badaspie

Quote# 58649

The universe = a single hologram = God.

We are sub-holograms of the God-hologram. The sub-holograms' alienation from the God-hologram (this alienation manifests itself as "objectivity" and atheism) is derivative from the Planckian pixellation of vacuum. The universe is expanding; as a result, the Planckian pixels become blurred and ovelap. Very soon, the gap between the subjective and the objective worlds will disappear. We are entering the era of psychokinesis.

Polemos, New Scientist 91 Comments [2/15/2009 1:14:59 PM]
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Quote# 58706

[I know pretty much everyone and it is extremely sad to say I know not one true believer at school.]

This is why I have become a homeschooling mom. I used to worry about the socialization of my kids because I wanted them to be able to function in society. Now, I worry that the socialization of my kids could cause them great harm. As for me and my family, we will serve the LORD.

txmomof3, RR 46 Comments [2/15/2009 7:43:40 AM]
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Quote# 58940

Catholics worship Mary and pray to her and elevate her to the level of God because they are a Satanic cult and are not Christians. Protestants (aka Christians) don't do this.

J P, Yahoo Answers 54 Comments [2/15/2009 7:43:05 AM]
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Quote# 58740

[question asked on Yahoo! Answers]

What are some thing on the Homosexual Agenda's list to do?
and how can we stop them?

1. Unisex bathrooms
2. 'Marriage'
3. End of stigmata associated with public indecency.
4. Infiltrating school curriculum, to program OUR children to preach their perversions as normal.
5. To make every last one of us gay or dead.

Terry Loves Jesus, Yahoo! Answers 74 Comments [2/15/2009 7:36:54 AM]
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Submitted By: badaspie

Quote# 58768

[XD The stimulus is coming!! The stimulus is coming!!!]

With the stimulus package passing and with laws soon to be implemented, I just want to remind everyone that it usually takes at least 1 year before it's fully implemented. We have one year to really prepare for the coming storm.

Let's continue to go to the Father daily for guidance and instruction and pray fervently for our nation. As the darkness of sin descends upon our nation, I pray that many will come to Christ.

Father, as our nation turns it's back on the God that we once placed our trust in, I ask you, oh Father, to guide and direct your children on the path of righteousness. I ask, too, that you will fill our hearts with courage and that we will continue to shine even brighter as the days grow darker. May we shine the way home for those who are lost. When we grow weary, may we unite together to shine even brighter for you, oh God. Thank you for the promise that you will never leave nor forsake your children. Thank you that your Son paid the price for us so that we can enter your kingdom and give you the praise you so richly deserve. Bind our hearts and dry our tears, oh God. In Jesus precious name, amen.

Sundial, RR 41 Comments [2/15/2009 4:36:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Starfire

Quote# 58668

[On getting banned from another site for making socks to troll, and how God told her personally that those who disagreed with her chose Lucifer.]

I know that I am not as present here as others, but I read and take in what is said by you dear people. Believe me, it's a shot in the arm some days! You are right--in these last days we need to not so much to shun the wicked as to cling to our brethren. The wicked still need Jesus, but we must be wise, and listen to Holy Spirit.

The Lord spoke to my heart and impressed upon me that those I was dealing with have ALREADY made their choices: three have chosen to reject Him in favour of Lucifer himself. The others have chosen to follow the one who has chosen Lucifer!

Jesus Christ is Lord indeed!

Floatingaxe, http://christianforums.com/ 28 Comments [2/15/2009 4:35:52 AM]
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Quote# 58805

Barack Hussein Obamadinejad wrote in his own book that he attended muslim schools in Indonesia as a child. You can't get in them unless you're a muslim. And if you ever renounce islam and try to leave that "religion" they put out a fatwa (death warrant) on you. Evidence enough for me that he's a muslim, not a Christian!

26Franklin, RaptureReady 73 Comments [2/15/2009 4:20:44 AM]
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Quote# 58834

[Except you can’t prove those statements without citing the Bible, which is where the beliefs came from. Circular logic]

All correct logic is circular, nitwit. Consider this statement:

-My food is cold because of the refrigerator.
-The refrigerator works because my food is cold.

The coldness of the food and the refrigerator’s ability to cool the food are proven in tandem. So are God and the Bible. All correct logic is circular, since human knowledge of the going-ons of the world is finite. Granted, once you start talking with the LORD, logic is not necessarily circular, as His knowledge is infinite. However, since He is the cause of all, the point is moot. All proofs must fit into the great circle of logic, or else they are untrue.

Bob Corker, Calvinists4Conservatism 67 Comments [2/15/2009 3:02:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Elephant Bones

Quote# 58771

Tears are welling up in my eyes.


I voted Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 5% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 18% isn't.

I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I voted Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as IT sees fit.

I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite The Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my --- that it is unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

"A Liberal is a person who will give away
everything they don't own."

Grayling, RR 72 Comments [2/15/2009 3:00:02 AM]
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Quote# 58647

Sheep are people who actually care about people and go out of their way to serve them. It's the difference between sheep and goats.

Goats are people who see the less fortunate and "outcasts" as an eyesore, or "in their way". They see theirselves as better than the homeless, widows, prisoners, orphans.

What's interesting is that the sheep didn't even realize what they had done because it's their nature. It's just normal to care for other people when you are a sheep.

rob64, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [2/15/2009 2:59:05 AM]
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Quote# 58605

[I think that what the OP doesn't realise is that the UK is effectively a post-religious society, and has been since the 1950s. That's incomprehensible to many Americans, but it's true.]


This is true...Has England gotten any better? hell no! ...

and just like the 'sissy-pants' Neville Chamberlain coward at the feet of Hitler as pompous Adolph laughed in his face, so, now, England has coward collectively giving SPECIAL 'Sharia Law' priviledges to Muslims Why can't they just live under the same law in England as everyone else?

and the Muslims will not stop there these people don't know how and don't care how to live in peace...they have *NEVER* demonstrated peaceful living in any situation where they are collected throughout their history. They don't create 'civilizations' or 'societies' they create training camps to teach their kids how to kill and blow-up innocent people (that they call infidels)

*IF* these animals can demonstrate that they can live in peace with other human beings...(again, which they NEVER have)...then their would be no problem...

But, as it is, THEY are the one's bringing hatred, bigotry and violence every where they go. Threats, murder and terrorism follow closely behind

Echoes, Harmony Central 40 Comments [2/15/2009 2:40:57 AM]
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Quote# 58634

IF life is unaccountable to any 'higher power' or GOD...and we have no intrinsic value as human beings (not created in God's image but just random meat-puppet animals) then life has no meaning and there really is absolutely ZERO penalty for living life any way we want to...murder, rape, torture etc...who cares? see what I mean? we can PRETEND to live a 'good' life...but there is absolutely ZERO reason why we should.

Echoes, Harmony Central 33 Comments [2/15/2009 2:23:16 AM]
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Quote# 58640

I wonder if an Earth quake will take place at the Rapture?

After all, all this matter being taken out of the physical realm

may cause some kind of physical event to happen, since matter is being changed.

Maybe an Earth quake,

by which,

the Dome of the Rock collapses

paving the way for the building of

the 3rd Temple.

waiting1, RR 39 Comments [2/15/2009 2:23:01 AM]
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Quote# 58807

(Is Obama a Christian?):

This guy is about as antichrist as they come besides being the real thing (not saying he is....). It is creepy. He is a wolf is sheeps clothing. As said above we can not see his heart but as humans we are instructed to judge by the fruit. And that fruit is definately telling a differant story. Some people still wonder this question about him but if you have to question it there has to be something wrong. Don't believe it until he starts bearing some good fruit! I am particulary not liking his anger, fear enforcing and inpatient response to the delay in the "stimulus bill" (not to mention the stuff within the bill). All this stuff just is not good fruit. Not sticking to the promises he made is also not good fruit. Correct me if I am wrong please but this is what I seeing in this man so far.

homefirst, RaptureReady 29 Comments [2/15/2009 1:56:50 AM]
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