Quote# 55615

(Two for one! Question asked by SiLLyy sALLy, answer by Liberal AssKicker)

What do you gain from being an evolutionist?
With Christ you gain salvation and our special in gods eyes with evolutionism you believe you came from an explosion and when you die you die thats it and you think youre a moneky.

Seriously atheist, do you enjoy living like monkies?

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I think for the most part, evolutionists are people who are afraid to be pioneers and free thinkers.

I asked a question about evolution, and one guy actually told me that hominids branched out from Africa, traveled all over the world and killed all other forms of hominids.

It's just amazing what these idiots will contrive to prop up their idiocy.

SiLLyy sALLy and Liberal AssKicker, Yahoo! Answers 52 Comments [1/7/2009 6:27:23 PM]
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Submitted By: ChocoholicBec

Quote# 55783

I'm still shaking my head over the fact that gays are allowed to adopt children. Is there no longer a difference between right and wrong? It is possible that a gay couple might solve their problem of loneliness by adopting a child, but apparently no one has taken into consideration how these children feel. Predictably, kids who have gay parents are mocked and laughed at. No social engineering can eliminate the trauma of a child who suffers needlessly. Where is the outrage?

In undertaking to write this article, I'm not concerned about being labeled a "homophobe." It's merely invective used to try to stifle the truth. What I'm concerned about is that kids are reading books that explain why Heather has two mommies.

Marie Jon, Renew America, "Our country's moral and spiritual crossroads: Same-sex marriage" 60 Comments [1/7/2009 6:26:43 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo

Quote# 55638

How many of the atheists here have or have had drug issues? One thing I've noticed is that drug use seems to be extraordinarily high amongst atheists, particularly the angry, outspoken atheists.

Dr. Bomb, forums.prowrestling.com 85 Comments [1/7/2009 5:26:26 PM]
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Quote# 55611

Don't thank me because you decided by your own volition to entrench yourself further into the darwinist brainwashing machine and not care that when you die you will have to give an account to God, Whom controls your eternal destiny, for spending your life rejecting what He said. That's all on you, I have nothing to do with it. In fact, I encourage you to do the exact opposite of all that. I reject your thanks. You are not welcome to thank me for that.

If you ever wanna thank me for something, then first you must get yourself deprogrammed out of your darwinist mindset, start going to a Bible-believing Church, start reading the Bible and praying to God every day. Do all of that with sincerity. Then after you've done all those things for a few months, there is no doubt you will come to realize the error of (what would then become) your old ways, renounce darwinism, and know your eternal destiny is secure. All that would be the very best thing you would ever do in your entire existence.

If you do all those things, then you may come afterwards and thank me, and I will gladly accept your thanks.

The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge,But fools despise wisdom and instruction.

Navaros, IMDB 40 Comments [1/7/2009 4:27:54 PM]
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Quote# 55856

isnt this so exciting.. ever since the war [between Israel and Hamas] began i've been so glued to the computer readin RR news... i agree with you there that we are so outta here shortly. I dont think the word soon is plausible anymore,but shortly does so fit into whats happening right now.. ground invasion...wow! rapture here we come!

Jesuslover 2002, RR 69 Comments [1/7/2009 4:23:39 PM]
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Quote# 56190

The entire message taught by A Christmas Carol is that kind, caring and generous people will have a peaceful existence in eternity; but greedy, uncaring and selfish people will bear heavy burdens of chains and sorrow forever. That is all a big lie of the Devil. The Bible warns in 2nd Thessalonians 1:8,9... "In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ: Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power." According to God's Word, people who die in their sins, having refused to obey the Gospel of Jesus Christ, will suffer the vengeance of a holy God in the fires of Hell forever. Charles Dickens failed to mention that.

You can be as sweet, caring, generous, and wonderful as possible and still go straight to burn in Hell in your arrogant self-righteousness. You'd better fall on your knees before God in repentance, admitting that you're a GUILTY sinner for violating God's holy Law. You'd better trust upon the Lord Jesus Christ, Who paid for your sins with His literal precious blood, to forgive your sins and save your vile soul. Salvation is the gift of God, based solely upon God's unconditional love, mercy and grace. Ebenezer Scrooge, if he was a real person, is burning in the fires of Hell this moment. You don't get your sins forgiven by honoring the spirits of Christmas, or by becoming a caring and generous person. That's a guaranteed road to Hell

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 68 Comments [1/7/2009 4:23:15 PM]
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Quote# 55841

I don't know a whole lot about the subject, but it's not like I could ever learn enough to change my mind. It [Evolution] contradicts the Word of God, thus I know it's a lie from the pits of hell.

faithandgrace, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [1/7/2009 4:22:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 56187

While our sign features a rather cute, well-fed and clean frog, don’t be fooled. Various commentators confirm this is symbolic language, representing many things, including:
• Frogs come from and live in mud, representing those who are born in sin and live in pollution;
• Frogs live in water and drink often, like drunkards;
• Frogs swell in size and distend their cheeks, like those who are prideful;
• Frogs represent impudence; and,
• Frogs are loathsome.

Fred Phelps, Spare Not - WBC Blogs 118 Comments [1/7/2009 4:21:24 PM]
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Quote# 55933

Did you get nailed? No one hates a Christian more then an Atheist / Jew. Atheism is a Great Cover for this Hatred.

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Who Created Atheism?

Same people that Created Communism, Karl Marx

Karl Marx Religion?
Judaism

So it makes sense why the Atheists HATE Christianity

Just because you dislike facts, doesn't make them any less factual.

MEXICANCONGRESSOCT10, YouTube 52 Comments [1/7/2009 4:16:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Nowhereman

Quote# 55785

There is no excuse for being uninformed about the gay lifestyle. "Gay" has become an oxymoron, using a word which by definition expresses being happy to describe a lifestyle that is sad. Gays have chosen to live their lives on the periphery of disaster. They have no assurance of themselves. Suicide, drugs, and health issues have led many to an early death.

In recent years, the American public has been inundated with TV sitcoms that highlight gay characters. One can only surmise it's to make us feel the warm fuzzies towards homosexuals. It's a strategy intended to throw us off guard, so we would not be prepared to engage in the cultural war that we are facing today.

Despite the high divorce rate in the straight community, none go into marriage with the intention of being promiscuous. However, that is not the case with some gay couples. They give a different meaning to the word "commitment." Most homosexuals do not practice monogamy within their "exclusive relationships." It's intellectually dishonest to compare them to heterosexual couples who enter into marriage with the best intent to remain faithful.

Marie Jon, Renew America, "Our country's moral and spiritual crossroads: Same-sex marriage" 48 Comments [1/7/2009 3:03:44 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo

Quote# 55514

[about Lance Armstrong]

Dave,
He got a divorce at that is wrong. Top it off he is an atheist too, he is so confused. sure he is a great athlete but, he will never win the race when God is his opponent.

Fox, Catholic Answers 41 Comments [1/7/2009 1:46:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Tykittää

Quote# 55521

Man – I think, therefore I am.
God – No, I am. You exist because I am.
Man – You are what?
God – I am.
Man – What am I?
God – My creation.
Man – Who created you?
God – I am. I was not created. I create.
Man – I can create things.
God – You can only use the raw materials I have already provided to “create things”.
Man – What of my inventions?
God – You have need of inventions due to sin entering the perfect world I created.
Man – Why?
God – Because you were thinking.
Man – I thought I could be like you.
God – There you go thinking again.

Steve53, RR 96 Comments [1/7/2009 11:52:13 AM]
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Submitted By: tacticalgrace

Quote# 55772

non-christian arguments can sound convincing IF youlisten to them. one key is if they bring a different gospel, thatn Jesus and the apostles then yu know you do not have to listen to them.

also, if they contradict the Bible do not listen to them. i do not care which subject it is in but if it disagrees with the Bible, it isn't the Bible that is wrong. most christians do not realize how weak the non-believing arguments are. if you stick with the truth, you will fine, the secular world does not have the truth and it doesn't take much to thwart them.

just ask them for credible physical proof for their arguments and you will usually get the run around or conjecture, or theories and not once can they point to anything real, credible or even authrentic to backup their position.

they do not have any and they will point to people like wm. dever, israel finkelstein, or some other non-believing scholar, who do not have proof for their theories either and who reject large amounts of scripture to make their ideas work.

archaeologist2, Christianforums.com 56 Comments [1/7/2009 11:03:43 AM]
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Submitted By: Netharian

Quote# 55703

why did you vote for Obama in support of brutal abortion? Remember the unborn babies are innocent.
Obama promises the first law he wants to sign does away with any laws pertaining to abortion.
america needs to repent.
By the way, the reasson the Democrats are wrong again is because the Muslims want to catch our female soldiers so they can rape them.

coadie, Good News Cafe 48 Comments [1/7/2009 8:45:25 AM]
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Quote# 55683

This fall I heard 'those that know what is best for us' repeating the mantra: "we must all get the flu vaccine for the good of the entire community". They can hammer away at our individual rights and liberties by claiming actions are for the "good of the community" or "for the children". We're being indoctrinated now, have been for quite a while, so when these things get shoved down our throats only a small percentage of the population will object, and those will find themselves on the wrong end of the law and fined, imprisoned, whatever... whatever it takes to get them out of the way.

When they search your home and find a firearm, you are a terrorist, and maybe guilty of a horrible fabricated crime. When they find your modest pantry full of food it is your fault that children are starving while you hoard food selfishly for yourself. When the time comes, it is a no win situation for those who seek God and endeavor to live according to His Way. Your children will be taken from you and taught that you are an enemy... they may even be the ones to turn you in.

Tall Timbers, Rapture Ready 54 Comments [1/7/2009 8:26:05 AM]
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Submitted By: Wisp

Quote# 55743

Evolution does not believe in Intelligent Design. If you guys just open your eyes and shut out stupidity in your brains, you would notice that all plants and animals are intelligently made.

What comes in to run the computer is electricity and what comes out on its display monitor are products of intelligence. What made it happen are intelligent human brains.

Plants and trees take in soil nutrients and they produce edible fruits. The transformation or process in between input (soil nutrients) and output (the fruit) is called INTELLIGENCE..
Without intelligence, those plant or trees would produce "soil fruits". NO TRANSFORMATION WILL HAPPEN.

The inteligence involve is so great that no human mind can replicate the whole process.

Better use your brain so you don't SPREAD your stupidity.

spidermean2, Washington Post/Newsweek Religion forum 59 Comments [1/7/2009 8:20:04 AM]
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Quote# 55657

[Why are Muslims protesting all over America?]

because they are nasty cretins who want to force people to pay attention to them and their devilish religion.

John Atkinson, Good News Café 30 Comments [1/7/2009 7:27:33 AM]
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Quote# 55629

Atheists are arrogant and think God needs to explain things. That is like expecting a judge to allow an innocent person to submit evidence in the corrupt American courts. Not going to happen. So what's so funny about the Bible? It's not. When you are sitting in jail you will convert on your knees or will rot in jail. Believe.

poloniawarrior, YouTube 50 Comments [1/7/2009 7:20:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 55790

I think the Rapture is a matter of months away now. I think we are done counting years. With Israel rejecting a truce and continuing its campaign against Hamas, I think the the violence will continue to escalate up to the Destruction of Damascus as the exclamation point. It will be one of those moments where the whole world just stops and realizes things have gone too far. We the church will be happy as a pig in slop when we see it, realizing our Lord's return can be literally moments away.

Not Perfect, But Forgiven, RaptureReady 62 Comments [1/7/2009 6:52:56 AM]
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Quote# 55700

Obama is not a soul winner. The branch that beareth not fruit is cast in the fire.

Obama has no discernement. His evil bonds with farrakhan, Oprah,Wright and Rezco tell us he is dominated by darkness. God's word clears this up for us.
Obamas is racist.

coadie, Good News Cafe 33 Comments [1/7/2009 5:20:44 AM]
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Quote# 56122

[ Originally Posted by Mandy_Bride
...I don't believe it.

I'm sorry. I've grown and learned and thought and prayed, and I have come to reject the belief that there is a lake of fire somewhere below the ground where souls will be kept in pain and torment forever in the company of Satan and his demons.]

What you think and believe is not as important when compared to what the Bible says
Humans don't call the shots; it's God's plan and we don't have a vote on it.
Occasional sin can blind us of God's perspective.

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 34 Comments [1/7/2009 4:53:14 AM]
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Submitted By: M.M.

Quote# 55671

<I>Isn't there a law agains US Citizens advising foreign governments?Wouldn't this be considered treason on the part of Carter?</i>

There may be but the Liberal Dems are in so they protect their own. The Dems are an evil party and they are bent on destroying this country.

ron4jesus, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [1/6/2009 11:47:14 PM]
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Quote# 55702

Can we go to the next step (as we are comparing Obama to Lincoln) . . . what happened to Lincoln on April 14, 1865?

KaiafromBergen, Rapture ready 65 Comments [1/6/2009 11:45:26 PM]
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Quote# 55630

Lol, a good person huh? I like how atheists try to act all innocent, and try to think their good fixes their bad deeds like making fun of people for being whatever it is that is bad to them. Jesus says our good is as good as filthy rags. And we continually think of evil to do no matter how harmless it may seem to us. [...] That's funny, you're trying to disprove God cause He interferes with your sexual mores.

Shotosboring1stpick, YouTube 30 Comments [1/6/2009 11:15:16 PM]
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Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 55828

My kids had the following conversation at the store yesterday, very loudly, and within ear shot of several other customers:

John (4 years old): Barack Obama, and the devil, and the government are worser than anything else in the world.

Isaac (5 years old): Mom, John actually told me that he thinks Barack Obama is worse than the faggots.

Ah, precious moments!

Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it. - Proverbs 22:6

By the way, don't bother writing me angry comments about teaching my children to hate homosexuals. The public school system sure doesn't seem to think kids their age are too young for this kind of subject matter when they have them reading books like this one ["Daddy's Wedding" by Michael Willhoite], this ["King & King" by Linda de Haan and Stern Nijland], or countless others. The tiny children's library in our city has an entire section on homosexuality with 12 books on the subject (needless to say, all positive), free and open for all children to check out and read. If more moms like me stood up to these freaks and perverts, especially in public, maybe they'd go back in the closet.

In every account that the Bible gives of them, sodomites are violating others. My kids won't grow up with a soft-spot for people who want nothing more than to hurt others and to win them over to their disgusting lifestyle, one that will condemn them eternally to hell. If you think I am strange for being disgusted by the worst sin mentioned in the Bible, and one that even unbelievers have hated throughout centuries up until recent years, then so be it.

Sorry to confuse the issue by bringing the Bible into it. But it does say "Shouldest thou help the ungodly, and love them that hate the LORD? therefore is wrath upon thee from before the LORD.". Christians are supposed to love their enemies, but not God's enemies.

ZSUZSANNA, ARE THEY ALL YOURS ?!?? 101 Comments [1/6/2009 10:29:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Seigi no Mikata