Quote# 46546

(god did not murder anyone the people were the murrderers, and if you say well god let it happen think of this, we ALL have FREE WILL it is our decision to murder people god will not interfear because we get to chouse wether we go to heaven or hell by the life we live accourding to the bible. so if god were to stop the murder then god mieswell just decide for himself who goes to heaven or hell w/o giving everyone the chance to go to heaven!!![..]

EVOLUTION IS NOTHING MORE THAN A THEORY NOT A SCIENTIFIC THEORY!!!!

i have auchualy spoken to a evolution teacher who has showed the falsehoods of evolution based purely on science nothing religious what so ever!!!!

Bryan, Human Evolution blog 48 Comments [9/4/2008 8:08:09 PM]
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Quote# 46611

[On the alleged evils of church promotions involving gas buydowns, free gas cards, etc.]

"He called the gas promotions in general 'a clever tool.' 'There are a lot of worse things that people can be doing in life than getting people to come to church'"

I agree, such as offering 'free prescription medication', now that's just enticing people to come. Oh the desperation of a crossless church without Christ. A church where biblical standards have been, all but by name, been thrown out. A church who's rule of measure is Heathendom!

Oh the sore tides of judgement are rolling in! Any church who's built their foundations on the sands of Heathendom will be washed away in the sea of the kingdom of Antichrist. Repent, therefore or perish!

matthewr1, Comment for Christian Post article, "Gas-Based Church Outreaches Fuel Debate" 13 Comments [9/4/2008 8:04:20 PM]
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Submitted By: GreenEyedLilo

Quote# 46648

20 million Demoncrat voters aborted since 1973!

A child born to a Pro Life Mother (a future Pro Life voter)
http://www.danzfamily.com/archives/blogphotos/06/577-will-happy-baby.jpg

A Pro Choice baby... NOT a future voter
http://www.rottenamerica.com/images/Abortion/abortion06.jpg

Liberals are destroying themselves while Conservatives repopulation and take over America

censusdata, city-data.com 35 Comments [9/4/2008 7:54:48 PM]
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Quote# 46600

["I choose prolife for myself, but I'm pro choice because I can't possibly make that decision for someone else." That to me is the correct and wise religious answer.]

That sounds so good if we were not talking about the life of a child. Does a man have the right to kill his daughter? Is it right that I can say, you have a choice in the matter because this is your child and not mine?

For centuries men have had that right. Women have now taken that right from men and have applied it to themselves. Women now have the power of life and death over their young.

It was wrong when men abused this power and it is equally wrong that women can know use this power.

KESTRELROSE, Spiritual Space 23 Comments [9/4/2008 7:53:34 PM]
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Submitted By: Fat Chick

Quote# 46538

[when asked if she is a fundie]

Proud of it!
Think about what fundamental means - it means
back to basics, foundational, and has the connotation
of having priorities in order - the basics remaining
the most important, having a SOLID foundation.
That sounds great to me!

Nickel-for-your-thoughts, Yahoo Answers 26 Comments [9/4/2008 7:51:13 PM]
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Quote# 46630

(On discussing homosexuals being hired in workplace.)

Then no one knows and all at the hiring game is fair.

Done then.

Wasn't that simple?
Wasn't that special?

Don't priss-talk the flaming-walk or prance-walk the lispy-talk.
Keep wrists firm in tone always.
Shake hands like a man and not a limp dead fish.
Make mental note to keep the queerness outta the voice mannerisms.
Never out dress your employer!

Rest assured......

A drag queen will never get past the job qualifications and interview at Hooters.

Doobie, Carm 38 Comments [9/4/2008 7:40:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Rebellious Scot

Quote# 46576

You fool, do you know who I am? I am the world famous King Crusader!!!! You are more than welcome to fight against me, it does not mean you will win.

I will crush you, and any force that fights with you will be destroyed

My God has always existed, even before the Pagan hindu's. Do you think I care about the Hindu's??? If your a Hindu, Ill make sure that after I destroy your army, I will go to India, and kick every monkey I see

Know what your monkey God will do??? Nothing
Know what your cow God will do??? nothing


Because they are not Gods!!!!! just stupid animals


Long Live the King

King Crusader, Holy Army of God 77 Comments [9/4/2008 6:28:13 PM]
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Submitted By: doomie 22

Quote# 46774

No inoder to become an atheist you ignore all intution ect and have total faith inthe beliefe that main stream science explains everything.

Fdsdsdsf D, Yahoo Answers 38 Comments [9/4/2008 6:13:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 46838

Palin told graduating students of the church's School of Ministry, "What I need to do is strike a deal with you guys." As they preached the love of Jesus throughout Alaska, she said, she'd work to implement God's will from the governor's office, including creating jobs by building a pipeline to bring North Slope natural gas to North American markets.

"God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that," she said.

Sarah Palin, Breitbart.com 37 Comments [9/4/2008 6:11:59 PM]
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Submitted By: sooze

Quote# 46864

Walt Disney's is straight out of the pits of Hell—promoting horoscopes, lewdness, sensual dirty dancing, Rock 'N' Roll, mini-skirts, immodest fashion shows, half-dressed girls, rebellion, disobedience to parents, New Age, pedophilia, feminism, liberalism, Godlessness, a false gospel, heathendom, nightclub life, Rap House music, nudity, lasciviousness, ingratitude, sinful pride, worldliness, arrogance, selfishness, sexual perversion, self-righteousness, self-centeredness, witchcraft, demonism, evolution, imprudence, premarital sex (fornication), lewdness, homosexuality, dirty-mindedness, and nearly every other form of evil imaginable. Walt Disney is of the Devil. Woe unto Walt Disney and to the young girls and boys who are being victimized by it's demonic influences.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 69 Comments [9/4/2008 6:10:52 PM]
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Quote# 46841

the sig of Buffet

1 Corinthians 1:17-31

The answer to every single Anti-Christian post ever made on the interwebs.

Buffet, WoW offtopic 22 Comments [9/4/2008 6:09:01 PM]
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Submitted By: worldsend

Quote# 46603

Regarding Jezebel: In the 70's and 80's, the women rebelled. Jezebel was out of control with an attitude demanding desires, like a harlot nature. This produced women wanting to step over the laws of God. They began to look for fulfillment in the role of a harlot. At this time we also noticed a great surge of breast cancer in the women of our nation. That unfulfilled hunger had produced a decaying corruption that would bring death. This bitterness and resentment manifested in the breast of the woman, the place of the woman's ability to feed and nurture her children. The bitterness and resentment could be seen in the physical realm of the body, and the woman became the target of satan's destruction.

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, Demonbuster 39 Comments [9/4/2008 3:32:19 PM]
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Quote# 46693

[In topic about a girl who died because her parents choose prayer over medicine]

Look the girl died because she was infested with the devil. There is no other reason. God demanded her life and her blood so that humanity would be that much more pure.

JesusWillSaveYou, Gametrailers 61 Comments [9/4/2008 3:31:39 PM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi

Quote# 46586

[A fine example of someone commenting on something with absolutely no knowledge of what they're talking about except for what they read on Hovind's site]

Oops I was wrong, macro evolution according to you has happened. But wait, maybe you aren't understanding the concept of macro-evolution. Let me explain. In macro evolution, something of one kind has to be able to be produced from another kind. DNA has to be added. This added part is the key to it. Many things have been mutated, which is basically either losing or copying DNA. You can give a fly extra wings but you aren't adding to it, you're copying. Bacteria can gain resistance to antibiotics, but it's due to the loss of the ribosome that the antibiotic would typically cling to. It may seem like a benefit but it's losing information which is the direct opposite of evolution.

Watertag, WoW 34 Comments [9/4/2008 2:47:53 PM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 46616

The marriage relationship – between only a man and a woman – is God-ordained. For thousands of years societies have endorsed and supported the marriage covenant because of the benefits that marriage provides to women, men, and especially children. Same-sex "marriage" is the most radical human experiment yet, putting children at risk and threatening generational stability! The purpose of marriage has been undermined so that now the Supreme Court of California has determined that marriage is only about two adults, Party A and Party B. If the traditional definition of marriage is not restored and placed into the California constitution, every child in public school will be indoctrinated to believe there is no difference between traditional and homosexual marriages, and “marriage” will continue its decline as an institution. This is precisely the goal of the pro-homosexual agenda.

Ron Prentice ("CEO" of of the California Family Council), Citizenlink.org (Focus on the Family) 38 Comments [9/4/2008 2:47:28 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway

Quote# 46623

Were most atheists sexually molested as children?
What would drive them to turn away from Jesus?

CarolHurricane L, Yahoo Answers 73 Comments [9/4/2008 2:31:04 PM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 46565

Bentley, who claims to be a supernatural healer, is no less over the top, playing his biker-punk appearance and heavy metal theatrics to the hilt. On YouTube, where clips of his most dramatic healings have been condensed into a three-minute highlight reel, Bentley describes God ordering him to kick an elderly lady in the face: "I am thinking, 'God, why is the power of God not moving?' And He said, 'It is because you haven't kicked that women in the face.' And there was, like, this older lady worshipping right in front of the platform and the Holy Spirit spoke to me and the gift of faith came on me. He said, 'Kick her in the face ... with your biker boot.' I inched closer and I went like this [makes kicking motion]: Bam! And just as my boot made contact with her nose, she fell under the power of God."

Todd Bentley, AlterNet 50 Comments [9/4/2008 2:26:09 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen

Quote# 46568

First, if Mr. McCain was pro-family, he would want to see Mrs. Palin at home taking care of her five children, not headed to Washington to be consumed by the responsibilities of being second in command to the most powerful man in the world (or serving as the Governor of Alaska for that matter). Let me also say that I would have the same reservations about a man with five children at home seeking the VP office. It’s not exactly a pro-family job.



...My point is simple. The job of a wife and mother is to be a wife and mother. Anything in addition to that must also be subservient to it. There is no higher calling. Moreover, I believe Paul’s admonition should lead us to reject any notion of a wife and mother taking on the level of responsibility that Mrs. Palin is seeking.



My heart breaks for her. She has been blessed beyond measure with five incredible children, but she is running hard after what the world says is ‘something more.’ I fear she will regret this some day. In fact, I believe she already does. I can’t imagine her going to sleep at night without a nagging doubt in the back of her mind as she thinks about the time with her children that she will never get back.


My heart breaks for her children. Their mother, by all reports, is an incredible, intelligent, energetic woman with a great deal to offer. Unfortunately, right now she is offering it to the people of Alaska, and the people of the United States of America when her first priority is to offer it to them. God designed them to flourish under the nurturing care of their mother, not some surrogate.


My heart breaks for her husband. Mrs. Palin is not even supposed to be the head of her own household (Eph. 5:22ff; Col. 3:18; Titus 2:5; 1 Peter 3:1-7), let alone the State of Alaska, or the United States Senate (The VP oversees the Senate). He should be shepherding her, but instead she is ruling over him (Rom 13:1-7; 1Pet 2:13-17). How difficult it must be for him to walk the fine line of bowing to the culture that is stealing his bride while still trying to love his wife and lead his family.

Voddie Bauchman, Voddie Bauchman Ministries 49 Comments [9/4/2008 1:00:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 46557

[Anwer to: Has Christianity advanced our understanding of the world in any way?]


We don't try to understand what's going on in the world. We just believe. It is faith in God that we live by-not science. They are human just as us, and they try to find answers, but don't have them all. They make up things that make sense to people, but we know the truth because God shows us the truth.

Erica, Yahoo Answers 42 Comments [9/4/2008 6:55:54 AM]
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Submitted By: Lola Flores

Quote# 46821

[Leave before you get banned.]

Go head and banned me. I'd won't go to court on earth. But I'll see ya at the Final Judgement. If I don't make it to Heaven. I'll see you in Hell.

Plus you are doing me a favor.

[I don't believe in anything you're trying to say. But if hell does exist, and I see you there, I'll gladly kick the shit out of you for eternity.]

You won't have time to kick me around cause our souls will be burning and we are trying to get out of Hell.

KingKakashi(LoneWolf1984), narutomania 38 Comments [9/4/2008 4:25:55 AM]
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Quote# 46574

NO! not if you believe in MacroEvolution!
Microevolution is the Variation WITHIN genetic boundaries; even our own children have different variations in eye, hair and skin color - a better name for microevolution would be micro variation!
However, it is NOT evolution at all because the genetic material and variations already exist.
A worm cannot turn into an eagle! That would be true evolution or what is more commonly known as macroevolution.
When we hear about a frog turning into a prince we KNOW that’s a fairytale – yet when scientists seeking only to be right, not absolute truth, tell us that a salamander turned into a human millions or billions of years ago – we call that Macro evolutionary science instead of Science fiction, which is the more accurate term!
Evolution is the greatest engine of atheism invented by the mind of man!

MBC H, Yahoo! Answers 40 Comments [9/4/2008 2:47:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Ode to the Damned

Quote# 46492

Cristians that believe in macro evolution should be ashamed to kill roaches and flies, right? They should not want to even step on the grass, right? After all we are all related from the past, right?

WC, Myspace 38 Comments [9/4/2008 1:21:19 AM]
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Submitted By: PeterGriffin

Quote# 46531

I agree. Women should not be pastors.
I'm a woman - does that make me sexist too? Or is there another word for a woman who adheres to Scriptural teaching? LOL.

BrideOfChrist, RaptureReady 94 Comments [9/4/2008 1:19:51 AM]
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Quote# 46594

I do not understand why ANYONE is supporting this guy for President, I really don't. The following he has just gives me the willies, if anyone with 1/2 a brain would spend just a few minutes online and research-they'd realize he is a liar and is deceiving people...if not worse. The people I know behind him, are all young people and all they say is, "We need change" and Obama brings "hope". Is it too late to raise the voting age to say....40???

Biblenuggetlady, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [9/4/2008 1:03:50 AM]
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Quote# 46636

Charles Darwin could never have conceived of the Joker character as he is depicted and played in The Dark Knight. Darwinism flowered in the midst of a world impacted imperfectly by a tide of Christian influence. No one was talking about being an “intellectually fulfilled atheist.” No one was claiming that morals are social constructs. The Joker as portrayed by Ledger is the consistent Darwinist. To use his own words, “I’m just ahead of the curve.” There is nothing menacing about the Joker if evolution is true. If you go to see the film, ask yourself this question: “If the assumptions of the four horsemen of atheism are true, what did the Joker do that was wrong?” To be ahead of the curve simply means that he figured out and is willing to live out what he is by nature. Darwin drew the blueprints for the Joker thinking he was making Pygmalion.

Gary DeMar, The AMERICAN VISION 75 Comments [9/3/2008 11:37:31 PM]
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Submitted By: David