FSTDT Quotes for September 2008

Quote# 46728

So why all the negative attacks when Palin represents the kind of change Americans are so much seeking? Because it is a change away from the corrupt, socialist, homosexual rights, baby killing, tax increasing, God bashing, depend on the government drivel espoused by Obama and his team of socialists who have hijacked the Democratic Party. Think about it. Palin is a basketball playing, ice fishing, hockey mom who knows how to balance a checkbook, shoot an M-16 rifle, bring home the bacon and cook it up in the pan. Palin attends a conservative Bible-believing Protestant church. She said "No" to making the polar bear an endangered species, and she supports drilling for oil in Alaska.

dougcsc, Rapture Ready 75 Comments [9/5/2008 6:45:36 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: atrasicarius

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Quote# 46755

(Q. Do people hate you because of your religion?)

A. In many various way throughout my life I have been avoided and passed over because I am a Christian.
Real Christians make sinners uncomfortable.

It is nothing compared to what my brothers are suffering in the earth at the hands of Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists and atheists, and all others who hate the truth.

billyboy, Yahoo Answers 33 Comments [9/5/2008 6:44:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Caïn

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Quote# 46733

I read in Woman’s Day magazine a while back that 95% of the Europeans, Latinos and Mexicans didn’t have their babies boys cut when they were little. It is a known fact that uncircumcised males abuse themselves a lot more than the normal ones. No wonder those Mexicans are so poor, they spend all their money on detergent. God said he wanted his male children cut and that’s just the way it should be. We had our boys clipped extra close when the doctor said the more skin we had cut off the less sensitivity they’d have down there. It was the Christian thing to do.

God Bless!

Lynelle

Lynelle - USE Ministry Leader http, beating satan not your penis 77 Comments [9/5/2008 6:24:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By: stella

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Quote# 46653

I have some wonderful news!!! Summer and her boyfriend(the baby's father) both gave their life to Christ last night after the wake. Praise the Lord! They realized that being saved was the only way to see their little baby again in heaven, so they both turned their lives over to Jesus. Isn't that the best news ever??? (...) During the funeral today they announced that they had given their life to Christ and that they were going to be married this week. Then Summer got up and read a letter she had written her baby and then the whole family went up front and thanked the baby for how he had turned their lives around the short 10 weeks he was with them. So sad and happy at the same time. Then they all put something in the casket for the baby to take with him...a blanket, teddy bear, a bath toy, and a book. It was the hardest funeral I've ever been to. But, I am so glad that through the devastation they all turned to Christ and He will help them through the rest.

faithfulmom, Crystal Cathedral-OneCommunity 46 Comments [9/5/2008 6:23:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: maevemab

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Quote# 46554

Athiests i dont understand how you can believe that we were just an accident.?
the big bang for example. it had to have had a source. how does angry just poof out of nowhere like that? what about the all the creatures on this planet? did they just come from one type of....whatever it is you guys say, what a cell/fungus/ and then split out and made a bird, a male a female, fish, buffalo. why is the sun in the right place for us to get enough heat? yea some say gravity. how did this accidental cell know that repoduction would be needed? guys a creator put us here. its not that hard to figure out!!!!!!!!

*Honest Blunt Opinioner*, Yahoo Answers 30 Comments [9/5/2008 6:22:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Lola Flores

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Quote# 46716

Is there a God? Consider the human body. Psalm 139:14 declares we are "fearfully and wonderfully made." Let's examine one small part of the body, the human eye. Because of its extreme complexity, scientists still don't fully understand how it works. Guess who said:

"To suppose that the eye, with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for the correction of spherical and chromatic aberration, could have been formed by natural selection, seems, I freely confess, absurd in the highest possible degree… The belief that an organ as perfect as the eye could have formed by natural selection is more than enough to stagger anyone."

Who declared this remarkable truth? None other than the famous evolutionist, Charles Darwin. Even he recognized that an organ as intricate and magnificent as the eye required a Creator.

[Now guess what book he cites as the source of the quote!
The Origin of Species?
No dice!
It's a book called Flaws in the Theory of Evolution.]

Rick Jones, chick.com 35 Comments [9/5/2008 6:21:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

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Quote# 46700

Speaking before the Pentecostal church, Palin painted the current war in Iraq as a messianic affair in which the United States could act out the will of the Lord.

"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending [U.S. soldiers] out on a task that is from God," she exhorted the congregants.

Religion, however, was not strictly a thread in Palin's foreign policy. It was part of her energy proposals as well. Just prior to discussing Iraq, Alaska's governor asked the audience to pray for another matter -- a $30 billion national gas pipeline project that she wanted built in the state. "I think God's will has to be done in unifying people and companies to get that gas line built, so pray for that," she said.

Sarah Palin, www.Huffingtonpost.com 31 Comments [9/5/2008 6:21:13 PM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Geezuhs

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Quote# 46898

Marsupialism was a reaction to fulfill Gods command to fill the earth quick. Marsupialism is a process to maintain steady production. out of the womb quick and another in. In fact the males sometimes have two penises i believe. Same principal.
As the picture shows the difference is less then between males and females of the same species. Yet we know they are the same.

RobertByers, CF 40 Comments [9/5/2008 6:20:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: TheOutsider

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Quote# 46937

Even Charles Darwin said in his book right here on page 217, Charlie said, “To suppose that the eye could have been formed by natural selection seems, I freely confess, absurd.” Charlie very much was confused about the human eyeball because it is so complex. He said, “How could this thing have evolved by chance?” Good question Charlie! How can blind chance make a seeing eye? Explain that to me please!

Kent Hovind, www.kent-hovind.com 45 Comments [9/5/2008 6:18:55 PM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 46784

[Warning! Turn off Irony Meters before reading!]

Darwinism has heard its death knell. Only bigoted twits, blinded by anti-Theistic prejudice, could swallow such simplistic anti-intellectual twaddle, but yet believe it explains the origins of life.

Darwin is DEAD, Topix 27 Comments [9/5/2008 6:05:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Orlor

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Quote# 46706

(Unemployment for Jeebus!)

It's not that minor either though, interesting story, one I have dealt with in several jobs myself as well. Once they find out you are one of God's children, they mob you right on out of there, either forcing you into quitting, or just blatanlty terminating. Interestingly enough, when a stronger animal is around a group of weaker animals, the weaker animals will team up, surround the stronger animal, and mob him or her out of the scene; identify, subjugate, eliminate, much like geese will do to a fox. This is very relevant for today's Christians and can be read about in the book, "Mobbing by Noa Davenport" I recommend you read the reviews for it on Amazon at least. My heart goes out to you with that situation though, as it has kept me out of work for about 8 years now, even though I'm more than willing and able to work. GBU & take care.

ChristianFriend2012, CF 34 Comments [9/5/2008 5:52:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: k4jun

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Quote# 46764

Question: Christians - have you noticed that Atheists ask over 90% of the stupid questions here. How tall was Jesus Etc?
The other 10%

are asked by Muslims and Pagans

They are all so Childish

Stay Strong God is with Us]

Answer:

Recent studies have shown a correlation between asking stupid questions, and being stupid--stupid in the head!

Atheists r ghey

[Don't know what's worse here, if the question or the answer. It's a good thing that Christians are the smart ones, eh?]

KingCrusader & ?', Yahoo Answers 30 Comments [9/5/2008 5:28:44 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Lola Flores

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Quote# 46787

Here's a differnt kind of fundy. Aboriginal fundies do exist.
Background: A book was recently published which includes didgeridoo lessons for girls.

"We know very clearly that there is a range of consequences for females touching a didgeridoo, it's men's business, and in the girls book, instructions on how to use it, for us it is an extreme cultural indiscretion."

Dr Rose says the consequences for a girl touching a didgeridoo can be quite extreme.

"It would vary in the places where it is, infertility would be the start of it ranging to other consequences," he said.

Dr Mark Rose, ABC news 38 Comments [9/5/2008 5:25:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Alcari

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Quote# 46925

One of the biggest atheist groups today are those who follow Judaism. … Most religions today are atheistic, because they have rejected the True and Living God. Islam is of the Devil, and all Islamic Muslims are atheists.

David J. Stewart, www.jesus-is-savior.com 86 Comments [9/5/2008 5:24:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 17
Submitted By: Soupie

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Quote# 46668

A Christian group is taking an art centre to court, claiming it displayed an indecent statue of Jesus Christ.

The artwork was part of an exhibition at Gateshead's Baltic Centre featuring several plaster figures with erections, including ET, Mickey Mouse and Jesus.

Lawyers for Christian Emily Mapfuwa, 40, of Essex, are bringing a civil case for outraging public decency.

Northumbria Police investigated following Mrs Mapfuwa's complaint, but ruled there was no case to answer.

The statue was part of Baltic's September 2007 to January 2008 exhibition by controversial Japanese artist Terence Koh, "Gone, Yet Still".

Signs warning of the exhibition's content were posted at the entrance to the gallery.

Mrs Mapfuwa, of Brentwood, said Baltic would not have dared depict Mohammed in such a way.

She is being represented by the Christian Legal Centre. A spokesman said: "This statue served no other purpose than to offend Christians and to denigrate Christ."

Emily Mapfuwa, BBC News 41 Comments [9/5/2008 4:46:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 46649

[this was said in response to this poster:

"For alot of christians preserving the environment is useless because Jesus is just going to come and blow it up anyways in the end times."]

You are right SS.
I dont worry too much about the earth because when Jesus comes again this earth will be destroyed. I worry more about the lost than get into a hysteria about the environment. Its crazy. Will leave that to you guys. Christians are called to seek and save the lost (people/ humans) not the environment.

Jean Gasho-Musuka, The Raytractors - Ray Comfort's Detractors 25 Comments [9/5/2008 4:21:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
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Quote# 46822

If we evolved from another species wouldn't the first two humans die right away because everything has to start as a baby, If the first two humans were babies, they wouldn't be able to survive, the only explanation is they had to be grown ups. If the first two humans were grown ups right away, how would they know to to survive without the help of god, most likely the first few humans would die and that would be it, no humans. If evolution is real, why aren't we still evolving today?

russel mania, yahoo answers 31 Comments [9/5/2008 4:21:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: senorchipotle

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Quote# 46791

[on homosexuality...]

When Adam and Eve sinned, it damaged their DNA just very slightly. Then they had children with damaged DNA.

The children sinned, thus damaging the DNA slightly more, and Adam's children had to marry their own siblings (it wasn't a law at that time) to continue the human race, thus introducing even greater DNA damage.

Over 6,000 years, there has been a LOT of damage to our DNA. (Why else would children be born into this world with such things as spinal biffida, or fluid on the brain, or even being still born?

no1home2day, Yahoo! Answers 51 Comments [9/5/2008 3:55:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: fritistat

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Quote# 46800

And to be honest, the people who talk about having "unwanted" babies are full of crap. Obviously you did want it, because you got pregnant. Otherwise you would have been more careful.

GetOutOfMyYard, GameFAQs 35 Comments [9/5/2008 3:47:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Bill O'Rly

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Quote# 46712

Open acceptance of homosexuality does lead to it being encouraged. People will wind up doing things like marrying their best friend just for the heck of it and only existing for the shallow pleasuring of themselves. It's already starting, I know too many people that argue that gender shouldn't even be a barrier of romantic love. Romantic love should be reserved for a man and a woman. Friendly love and pure lust are too often confused and twisted together into one emotion where people decide to just be gay for the fun of it.

masterchimp10, GameFAQs 34 Comments [9/5/2008 1:48:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Angus

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Quote# 46707

As long as [homosexuals] don't mess with me and get me involved, if that's their choice, just have at it. Just don't come in my household and try to demand, as they're doing now, all sorts of things. All this marriage and this mess. If you want to go live together, go live together, but don't drag everyone else into it. It's, like, before you could just pump your gas, but the thieves ruined it for everyone. Now everyone has to go pay for their gas first. Homosexuals, they want their rights for marriage and all this stuff, and they want respectability. If you want to live that life, live that life, but don't involve the whole rest of the country.

Bobby Rowe, What's real in "Borat"? 43 Comments [9/5/2008 1:34:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 46759

Convenience is the best word to describe a woman's decision making on whether to get an abortion. After all, the whole process of getting an abortion is convenient in much the same way that it's convenient to order a pizza and have it delivered to your door.

paper hat, carm 51 Comments [9/5/2008 1:24:22 PM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 46670

I'm taking two science classes this year in my first year of college, and both (massive) books basically state evolution as fact; the word "theory" is never printed, never mentioned. There are chapters and chapters explaining evolution in detail, and it convinces everyone that it is true. I had to literally shut my Psychology book and shove it off my desk because I was in such powerful disagreement with what I was reading. And we are tested on this, and we write papers on it and it just kills me to see how creationism has been completely eliminated and forgotten. How come more people cannot see how ridiculous evolution is? And we have been taught that evolution is a fact since, oh I don't know, 6th grade?

Katia_0203, Rapture Ready 57 Comments [9/5/2008 12:50:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: sooze

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Quote# 46726

First, the Bible contains much history o fa people which has concrete evidence for accuracy.
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Second, The Bible is not speaking of surrealistic, other alternative worlds and fantasy environments like those myths of the Romans and Greeks

dave, Myspace 40 Comments [9/5/2008 12:48:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
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Quote# 46637

I think half you people have never even read a book on intelligent design.. how could you possibly even make a claim that it's not a science then? Realize something, intelligent design is a whole lot closer to evolution then you think.

Murdian, WoW offtopic 28 Comments [9/5/2008 12:46:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

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