Quote# 38778

It figures. Another invention from the warped evolutionist’s brains, to uphold Darwin’s crazed rantings. The Universe was Created by God as it is, and is no “brain”. It is predictable that you will come next with the theory that the Universe is intelligent, ethernal and God, too…

Beware; it is harder for an scientist to go to Heaven, than for a camel to go thru a needle’s eye, and Hellfire is hot and merciless…

Clemente, The Universe as Colossal Brain 35 Comments [5/6/2008 11:57:22 PM]
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Quote# 38764

Benefits of Abstinence

Peace of mind in your life and future relationships, and marriage.

More self-respect and more respect for each others and respected by other people.

Longer lasting relationship. Premarital sex surprisingly breaks up more dating couples than any other factor.

You don't have to put yourself under someone else's mercy not to reject you. It's still a fact, that the more "experienced" guys and girls are generally less desirable and less respected as dating or marriage partners.

Realize there is a 98 percent chance you will never marry the person you date in high school, so it is always better to keep yourself pure for the right person, that is your future wife or husband. [6]

It's a fact[5] that persons and couples who have premarital sex are more likely to have extramarital affairs as well.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 44 Comments [5/6/2008 11:57:01 PM]
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Quote# 38789

For the record....Jesus is 100% God, He was 100% human. (He's also 100% Holy Spirit...which you forgot to mention)

CD, Yahoo Canada Answers 76 Comments [5/6/2008 11:54:54 PM]
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Submitted By: Mac

Quote# 38794

I’ve likely alarmed you, and you are now asking, “What can I do to guarantee that my children (or my grandchildren) become real, born-again Christians?” ... most importantly of all, they must be raised on the Bible stories, not children’s Bible stories, but real adult Bible stories of law, sin, judgment, repentance, faith, heaven and hell. Reality. Don’t raise your children to live in a make-believe world…teach them TRUTH.... Instill a Biblical reality.

Michael Pearl, No Greater Joy 56 Comments [5/6/2008 11:54:10 PM]
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Quote# 38760

[OP says the movie expelled "exploded into the Top 10 Box Office]

It must have exploded after I saw it because there were 8 of use total in the theatre. When the movie was over we all got up and looked at each other and no one said anything. I am sure one man was a Christian because he opened the door for me and my wife. Probably where I live most people adhere to the truth of creation and would rather be entertained than made to think. I'm in the Bible belt and there are two or three churches on every corner.

Hallelujah!

Thank you Troops, Sean Hannity forums 52 Comments [5/6/2008 10:27:10 PM]
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Submitted By: Eileen

Quote# 38795

Hey fellow Christians..i need some assistance.

My 8 year old daughter brought up a question to me and i am clueless. She wanted to know if the word Jinx is okay to say...for example. If her and her friends say the same word at the same time..and then they all say jinx together. She wants to know if that is okay to say or not. I found some info on the internet and it says that it could be bringing some evil spirits...i just wanted to get some info from you guys since i know your all very knowledgeable about everything...thanks.

Saved405, Rapture Ready 59 Comments [5/6/2008 10:26:35 PM]
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Quote# 38773

I was working at this concession stand, and I was taking a break.. I was really stressed out about a few things so I was just talking to God (which made me feel soo much better). I forget exactly what I was talking to Him about.. but then I said "You mean the world to me.. well, no, actually more than the world" and he says, "show me". Haha.. it kinda' took me by surprise.

Psalm139, Christian Teen Forums 45 Comments [5/6/2008 10:19:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Silortan

Quote# 38784

The atheist might respond, “Laws of logic are conventions made up by man.” But conventions are (by definition) conventional. That is, we all agree to them and so they work—like driving on the right side of the road. But if laws of logic were conventional, then different cultures could adopt different laws of logic (like driving on the left side of the road).

[Point of fact: 34% of the world drives on the left.]

"Dr." Jason Lisle, Answers in Genesis 35 Comments [5/6/2008 10:18:51 PM]
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Submitted By: FMG

Quote# 38788

Most people cannot prove that the earth revolves around the sun, but they accept it by faith. They may, based on a series of previously determined assumptions and relatively established theories, deem reasonable the prevailing theory that the earth’s relative position in its orbit around the sun causes varying amounts of sunlight and warmth in a given day, but they cannot really empirically prove that it is so.

Immoderate, http://immoderate.wordpress.com 35 Comments [5/6/2008 9:26:06 PM]
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Quote# 38742

Unfortunately, instead of calling sin what it is, anytime a Christian says "homosexual", they're ATTACKED for anything they say regarding the topic... [that is unless they fully support homosexuality]

So even tho you have a valid thread topic (ie. anyone participating in this type of behaviour is doing wrong and in sin), just the slightest mention of GAYS will get you bashed no matter what it is they're doing.

That's how it is today - but that's ok, the human courts can judge you negatively here for it, but wait till they get to God's court where homosexuality IS unacceptable

John the Baptist was thrown into prison for daring to speak the truth to the King, that he was committing adultery... and ultimately had his head cut off for relaying the truth.
We don't do that here, but the situation is the same. Speak the truth about homosexuality & sexual sins and feel the wrath.
I await a much higher court tho

Nadiine, CF 43 Comments [5/6/2008 4:08:59 PM]
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Quote# 38769

[Regarding evidence against a biblical global flood]

I have still yet to see you present any of this 'evidence' that shows that there was no flood.
Have you not already agreed that most of the earth has been shown to have been under water at one time?
Do you propose that each of those floods were separate events?
The earth is FULL OF 'billions of dead things, buried in rock layer, laid down by water.
Exactly what is your definition of evidence?
Simply open your eyes and quit clinging to the brainwashing of your theology.

theTRUTHgroup, YouTube 30 Comments [5/6/2008 1:26:14 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen

Quote# 38786

Substitute teacher Jim Piculas does a 30-second magic trick where a toothpick disappears then reappears.

But after performing it in front of a classroom at Rushe Middle School in Land 'O Lakes, Piculas said his job did a disappearing act of its own.

"I get a call the middle of the day from head of supervisor of substitute teachers. He says, 'Jim, we have a huge issue, you can't take any more assignments you need to come in right away,'" he said.

When Piculas went in, he learned his little magic trick cast a spell and went much farther than he'd hoped.

"I said, 'Well Pat, can you explain this to me?' 'You've been accused of wizardry,' [he said]. Wizardry?" he asked.

Pasco County School District, Tampabays10 94 Comments [5/6/2008 12:14:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Jonathan

Quote# 38767

almost 100% of murderers, rapists, and other are not religious. they either worship satin or no god at all *cough cough* ,athiests, but there are a select few christians out there doing it but most realize of what they are doing and dont do such an unnessicary thing.

cartmn203, YouTube 85 Comments [5/6/2008 4:42:33 AM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen

Quote# 38752

[Re: "I pray for prejudiceness to cease. I hope that all races would accept and love one anothers cultural differences."]

This is where it gets problematic. Some cultures are so connected to their (false) religions that it would be inappropriate to accept and love these cultural differences.

Anddrai, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [5/6/2008 3:43:52 AM]
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Quote# 38744

[To a theistic evolutionist]

The fact that you put science above the word of G-d shows true Christians that you have taken in the Darwinist lie. Why ask for more scientific evidence when G-d already told us how he created, in the Bible? I will pray for you and hope you repent before the fires of hell consume you and other Darwinists.

Christislord12, Evolved and Rational 42 Comments [5/6/2008 3:43:39 AM]
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Quote# 38775

[on a 2nd-grade boy that wants to dress up as a girl and be named as a girl]

Threaten the boy's "parents" with forced sterilization if they don't stop putting ideas like this into that CHILD'S mind. And tell the boy that transgenderism is both unnatural and unholy.

That should about take care of it.

Un Con Troll Able, Free Conservatives 76 Comments [5/6/2008 2:35:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Stephen Lafleur

Quote# 38765

In fact, if evolution were true, there wouldn’t be any rational reason to believe it! If life is the result of evolution, then it means that an evolutionist’s brain is simply the outworking of millions of years of random-chance processes. The brain would simply be a collection of chemical reactions that have been preserved because they had some sort of survival value in the past. If evolution were true, then all the evolutionist’s thoughts are merely the necessary result of chemistry acting over time. Therefore, an evolutionist must think and say that “evolution is true” not for rational reasons, but as a necessary consequence of blind chemistry.

[the idiocy, circular logic, and distortion continues ad infinitum.]

AiG staff, Answers in Genesis 53 Comments [5/6/2008 2:27:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Copache

Quote# 38747

One of the most dramatic examples of God that is directly observable is the movement of microscopic animals.

When I took microbiology in preparation for nursing school, one of our assignments was to view protozoa in pond water. What I saw was protozoa and other critters swimming around looking for food in the tiny bits of algae. Then I realized something that changed my life. I realized I was looking at proof of God’s existence. You know, that thing atheists say if only they had then they would believe.

Below is a couple of links to short videos at Youtube of protozoa swimming around. One thing to keep in mind as you watch is that without a doubt these little creatures have will, choice, decision-making ability, and discerning. All of this is evident as they search for food. All of this is what defines consciousness, but these creatures are only one cell; they have no brain; they have no nervous system; they have none of the hardware we think we use for the same purpose.

In other words, their obvious consciousness must come from outside of them. They have nothing in them to produce it. Where else could that consciousness come from except from the very consciousness that pervades the universe? That consciousness is God.

Edward Gordon, Christian Cross Talk 54 Comments [5/5/2008 10:15:22 PM]
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Quote# 38743

"We now calculate that a government related target in NYC near the Hudson river in the US and another government related target in the UK will be hit one by a sea borne dirty bomb and the other in a manner we do not know on May23/24 or May27/28, 2008"

The Lord's Witnesses, www.truebiblecode.com 61 Comments [5/5/2008 10:13:56 PM]
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Quote# 38736

Darwinism is a mere philosophy that rather clearly misinterprets & stubbornly ignores obvious overwhelming evidence of Intelligent Design reported by hundreds of MSc/PhD scientists, from microbiology to astronomy

True ID science is careful observing/testing all evidence

Ondaball, Christian Forums 43 Comments [5/5/2008 10:11:38 PM]
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Quote# 38749

This was in response to a post about an Athiest soldier.

"I've been out of the Corps for over 30 years... but I can tell you that were such to have shown up in my team, the BEST he could hope for is a lawsuit.

Atheists are vile, loathesome people and have no business in US culture. They're a horrific cultural infection which spreads only discontent and sorrow...

The idea that we want the most powerful fighting force in human history to be infected with the idea that God does not exist and thus Might makes Right, is LUDICROUS.

The US military stays in check becase the people comprising it are honorable, God fearing people with a conscience of duty to God, Nation and Corps...

Infect them with the asinine screed of the atheist left and catastrophe beynd your means to comprehend is all that you can possibly expect.

Publius Infinitum, Political Forum.com 63 Comments [5/5/2008 10:10:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Dave

Quote# 38732

Wow Theresa and Racheal59....shut down, depressed, feeling "dead", distracted.....I thought I was the only one feeling like that lately. I'm finding it extremely hard to care about anything anymore except the return of Jesus. I have a genetic predispostion to depression so that may be a good part of it....but the distracted 'not here' feeling is extreme...I nearly walked out of the grocery store without paying three times in the last couple of weeks. I can be absent minded :hehee but that was ridiculous.

And when I talk to my Christian friends and they have no clue about what is going on in the world because they are not watchers and so they either laugh at me or criticize me for "putting my life on hold", it makes me want to avoid everyone and hole up in my little apartment with RR and really put my life on hold.

I did just order a couple hundred gospel tracts though, the ones with beer on the front - I live next door to a bar so I have plenty of opportunity to plant them. That's easy enough to do.

Neen273, RaptureReady 51 Comments [5/5/2008 9:59:38 PM]
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Quote# 38716

Man asks Illinois court to change his name to "In God We Trust"

ZION, Ill. - Steve Kreuscher wants a judge to allow him to legally change his name. He wants to be known as "In God We Trust."

Kreuscher says the new name would symbolize the help God gave him through tough times.

The 57-year-old man also says he's worried that atheists may succeed in removing the phrase "In God We Trust" from U.S. currency.

He recalls that the phrase "God Reigns" was removed from the Zion city seal in 1992 after Illinois courts deemed it unconstitutional. Zion was founded as a theocracy - by a sect that believed the Earth was flat.

The school bus driver and amateur artist in the northern Chicago suburb says he has filed a petition to change his name in Lake County Circuit Court.

Steve Kreuscher, CBC.ca News 49 Comments [5/5/2008 9:35:26 PM]
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Quote# 38737

(In response to why there are SO many gay people around)

That's because of all the gay propaganda being thrown around in the media, and the constant mentioning of gay marriage and gay laws being passed for these fags by liberal politicians. Our youth is being constantly exposed to this filth, so they think it's fashionable.

I don't believe they're born like this, I think they're immoral scum who choose this unnatural lifestyle. They're evil perverted trash who enjoy being an abomination in the eyes of god, and want to take as many people down with them as they can.

I hate homosexuals more than I hate non-white races, this is a product of the kike controlled government who want to teach this promiscuous, disease spreading culture to our kids.

lusoamerican, Stormfront.org 62 Comments [5/5/2008 9:29:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Dr Anonymous

Quote# 38719

Dark matter and dark energy.

Sure they sound ominous. A scientist made up the name after all.

What is dark matter and dark energy???

Supposedly, according to scientists, it's what makes up most of the universe.

But, they don't know what it is (or even what it could be) can't detect it, but it MUST be there!

This sounds familiar...... a force and an existance that governs most of the universe..... don't know what it is..... and we have no was of proving (of even detecting) it's existance, but we've proven it must be there........ that sounds exactly like something..... oh, it's on the tip of my tongue......

Ah well, I guess that pretty much wraps up this whole debate really.....

I'm almost giddy anticipating what the narrow minded few have to offer this grandest of grand discoveries......

truetruth-2, IMDB board for the film 'Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed' 46 Comments [5/5/2008 9:00:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Bill S.