Quote# 39609

Women seem at times to have the persona of mindless automatons, however with a vestigial mind.

David Trosch, trosch.com 67 Comments [5/20/2008 12:57:01 AM]
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Submitted By: MoqingBird

Quote# 39594

This is historical precedent that God would destroy Israel because of their arrogance. As I had said before, Hitler was merely a tool by which God struck down Israel because of their arrogance yet again. It is in the Bible that it has happened on many occasions.

PeteCDR, Military.com 30 Comments [5/20/2008 12:56:48 AM]
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Quote# 39596

I don't believe in aliens. I do believe in demons though and I do believe that demons could be fooling people into believing that they are aliens.

RaptureReadyGirl82, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [5/20/2008 12:48:21 AM]
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Quote# 39589

First question: Why did Jesus command the winds and water to be still there and then?
Second question: Why did the unclean spirits ask Jesus to be sent into the swine?
If they're fallen angels, don't they have heavenly bodies and isn't it weird to ask Jesus to be sent into pigs?
And if they're not fallen angels, what are they then?

The theory, which i read on some website on the web, goes as follows.
The whole storm suddenly dropping on the boat was actually the work of fallen angels and was intended to scare off Jesus and His disciples and possibly meant to kill Jesus prematurely.
When Jesus commanded the winds and waves to be still, He commanded these fallen angels to stop their attack through wind and waves.
They obviously didn't want Jesus to get to the possessed man.

The unclean spirits, also called devils, are in fact the free roaming spirits of dead nephilim and as they have no body, they roam the earth to find and possess a new one.
They are bound for hell and can boost the strength and power of possessed humans, as we read in those verses about the possessed man breaking chains and shackles. [That's why i suppose some martial arts gurus have superhuman strengths and abilities, because they are possessed and therefore gain those abilities]

Barachem, RaptureReady 41 Comments [5/20/2008 12:26:54 AM]
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Quote# 39591

Did you tell your child that the "easter bunny" lays eggs? That is a lie. The Bible says that liars will NOT go to Heaven! Bet you never thought of that one!

Demonbuster, Demonbuster 75 Comments [5/19/2008 9:47:27 PM]
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Quote# 39583

I can't even believe it when I hear christians say, "I hope Jesus doesn't come until after I...
open my business, or get married, or have a baby, or buy my dream house, or get my degree, or get to travel some, or... well...you get the point."

Whadatheynutz?

Glory, RaptureReady 39 Comments [5/19/2008 8:47:42 PM]
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Quote# 39582

This is what I have in an empty tennis ball tube container, on my clothes furniture in my room for my parents: (list of pamphlets)


- The Rapture - Satan's Final Defeat
- The Rapture - Opening the Gates of Hell
- The Rapture - The Greatest Upheavel of Nature
- "Saved" After the Rapture; But, Oh, the Cost!
- A Guide For The Left Behind
- "Left Behind" At The Rapture
- "Left Behind" The World's Response to the Rapture
- The Saving Gospel of Jesus Christ
- Horrors of Hell
- The "MARK" "666"
- The Cup Which He Drank: The Cup of Shame
- Don't Lose Your Crown

Plus a little bit more stuff...


My closest family though, still aren't really into anything of this stuff at all. I don't know if they are going to make it or not, after like 10 years of me preaching and still like nothing, with my family.

(I've probably been preaching about end-time stuff for maybe 7-8 Years with my family)

Victor, RaptureReady 66 Comments [5/19/2008 8:09:24 PM]
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Quote# 39563

*Planned Parenthoood is using mother's day for fundraising*

This is why liberals are closer to the Nazi party than right-wingers are. They are trying to celebrate a second holocaust. I'm glad my state is having a ballot to decide if a "fetus" is a person (go to thread "Colorado May Ban Abortion" for the info) so that I know that there are some sane people out there. It took thousands of signatures to get it on the ballot.

TeenageRepublican, A new low: abortionists use Mother's Day for fundraising 38 Comments [5/19/2008 8:00:41 PM]
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Quote# 39585

Hold your tounge sinner...... remember these words if you remember NOTHING else. Never DOUBT anything the Bible says no matter how confusing. If you have questions, consult your local pastor, but never have doubt in your heart about the word of God. Only Satan casts doubt in the heart of man.

Melanie G, yahoo! answers 46 Comments [5/19/2008 7:04:16 PM]
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Quote# 39571

If Jesus wasn't judgemental as liberals always contend, why did he produce the 10 commandments? Those commandments seem pretty judgemental to me. Thou Shalt not........

rush_limbaugh_sent_me, Fark 55 Comments [5/19/2008 6:51:23 PM]
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Quote# 39572

What would you expect from an insane person (Albert Einstein) who is ultimately responsible for the killing of so many in Japan. Thank him for MC2. He was far from God. Rather intentional or accidentally he was used for evil and short from repentance he will spend eternity in Hell for his contributions.

Godzooker, YouTube 33 Comments [5/19/2008 6:39:23 PM]
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Submitted By: eddygoombah

Quote# 39576

INHERITED CURSES

Baldness can be a curse that has been handed down through the generations. Some people say that baldness comes through the mother. If you see a family that has generations of men with premature baldness at an early age, that family probably is cursed by the sins of their ancestors. Check for familiar spirits if there is no disease and treatment such as cancer with radiation treatment which causes a loss of hair.

Stan and Elizabeth Madrak, www.demonbuster.com 50 Comments [5/19/2008 6:29:10 PM]
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Submitted By: cool cats

Quote# 39561

[Evolution vs. Intelligent Design: Which has the better argument?]

put it this way, ask anyone who believes in evolution why is it that they cannot mention who were the first people that came from evolution and felt naked and why is it that we wear clothes and not live and walk around like the animals in bare skin.

gcococ1, Yahoo Answers 57 Comments [5/19/2008 5:32:07 PM]
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Submitted By: green_meklar

Quote# 39565

The following are morally either murderers or accomplices therein:

1. Every abortionist. (71% of all abortions were provided at abortion clinics, 22% at other clinics, 5% at hospitals and 2% at private physicians' offices.)
2. Woman having an abortion unless she is literally being forced to have an abortion against her stated or what should be her presumed will.
3. Entire staff of an abortionist including security personnel.
4. Anyone who pays for an abortion.
5. Anyone who, when possible, fails to try to deter a woman known to be seeking an abortion.
6. One who drives or accompanies a woman to have an abortion.
7. Directors, givers of financial support (individual, institutional, and governmental), personnel of organizations such as Planned Parenthood and the Alan Guttmacher Institute.
8. One who approves of a wife, girl friend or other sex partner, daughter, or granddaughter having an abortion.
9. Pastors and other ministers who do not openly and effectively teach against abortion.
10. Doctors, associates, and participants in in vitro fertilization.
11. Fetal experimenters.
12. Sperm and egg donors.
13. Cloning researchers and other forms of research that does not have natural child birth as an end result 100% of the time.
14. All government officials who promote, accept, or protect any of the above practices.
15. Voters supporting the candidacy of persons as above or are indifferent to their positions on abortion, etc.

David C Trosch, trosch.org 74 Comments [5/19/2008 5:08:00 PM]
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Quote# 39574

Stay tuned for the earthquake that California has coming. Those fags are turning this country into Sodom and Gommorrah. Remember what happened to those places when God Himself got through with them? That is going to happen to the USA if this perversion is not stopped dead in its tracks and Now. It's all in the Bible so read it and weep! I have and I take it darned seriously. These people need to be turned away from that sick lifestyle.

caseyjim, Subchat 54 Comments [5/19/2008 4:49:23 PM]
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Quote# 39544

Eric Rudolph is not a terrorist, but an anti-terrorist fighter. Those who have killed babykilling abortionists have done so to protect the innocent. People use force everyday to protect the innocent and no one has a problem with it, except when it comes to protecting unborn human beings, then they go ballistic. It's very simple, the unborn deserve the same protection as the born. Born people are protected with force quite often. Force that you would be glad if it was to protect your children against a murderer. Force that you yourself might use to protect your own children from being murdered. The unborn deserve the same protection.
SAY THIS PRAYER: Dear Jesus, I am a sinner and am headed to eternal hell because of my sins. I believe you died on the cross to take away my sins and to take me to heaven. Jesus, I ask you now to come into my heart and take away my sins and give me eternal life.

Rev. Spitz, FSTDT.com 36 Comments [5/19/2008 4:49:01 PM]
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Quote# 39545

My dd was watching animal planet last night, which generally has ok commercials on it.

But then a Chips Ahoy commercial came on where the cookie was singing, "If you think I'm s**y" luckily I was there and caught it but it's a cookie commercial. If you follow logically where the commercial is going it's pretty disgusting.

writersmom, RaptureReady 77 Comments [5/19/2008 4:47:12 PM]
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Quote# 39549

[Please, anyone who has experience talking to an athiest about God, help me find the correct words to say that will have the most impact on him. Thanks in advance.]

Hon, The only words that will have an impact on him are these: I love you as Christ loves you. Leave it at that. There are no logical arguments that will convince him. It must be the work of the Holy Spirit.

Lisa0315, Christian Forums 58 Comments [5/19/2008 4:46:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Nightstalker

Quote# 39550

[Sophie had to write a paper for her psychology class]

[...] If people like Noah, who claimed God told him to build this massive boat in the desert, and Abraham, almost sacrificing his son because “God told him to do so”; Moses spending all those years out in the desert, eating bugs; not to mention Jesus, talking in parables, stating the dead will eventually arise and claiming he was God, had been diagnosed, I’m sure they would have been put on heavy medication, if not committed for a time.

As I stated earlier, I believe psychology has its place. In certain cirumstances, it should be up front and center. But in most cases, it should be after God. He is the Great Physician! God has not stopped healing! He is there if people will just “open the door and let Him in.” Admittedly, going to God takes humility first, and work second. It seems today’s society would rather consult man than their creator. They’d rather have the quick fix of a little pill, than take some time to work it out with their heavenly Father while having a clear head. I wonder if they even think they may be going through their disorder in order to bring them to God? Or that there is some beneficial knowledge to be gained and used in the future, by having gone through the disorder and come out whole with God’s help. The phrase, “Refined like silver” comes to mind! I believe sometimes, these “disorders” can be a gift from God.

I end with this thought: Had Abraham, Noah, Paul, or the prophets been diagnosed as crazy, mentally ill, or insane, would their confidence in themselves and God; with what He was instructing them to do, have been diminished? Would they have believed the clinical psychologist if they had been told the voice they were hearing wasn’t real and it was all just inside their heads? What if Abraham and Paul, being convinced of their diagnosis and on medication, had not listened to and followed God’s plan; would there be any hope today for Gentiles? If the prophets; being convinced of their diagnosis and on medication, had not listened to and followed God’s plan, would we have any way of knowing that God is Who He says He is and can do what He says He can (and will) do? If Noah; being convinced of his diagnosis and on medication, had not listened to and followed God’s plan, would there be no animals today? I shudder to think.

sophie, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [5/19/2008 4:05:33 PM]
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Quote# 39557

To vote for anyone who does not oppose abortion or sodomy, including same sex marriages, is a sin so serious that if one should die without proper repentance they would spend eternity in the never ending flames of Hell.

No humanistic consideration, including avoidance of starvation, better living conditions, health care, etc. is sufficient reason to go against God's commands that warrant the death penalty.

The Democratic party and the Republican party are controlled by Freemasonry and associates. The United States, Canada, Mexico, England, Scotland, Turkey, France, England, Italy and many other countries are largely if not entirely controlled by Freemasons. Many religions, including but not limited to Catholics, Baptists, Jews, Muslims and others are highly influenced by Freemasons.

David C. Trosch, Trosch.org 37 Comments [5/19/2008 4:05:10 PM]
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Quote# 39577

I am constantly amused by the white "greens" who like to claim the Native American "never killed more than he could eat." That's total nonsense. The Native American did more to destroy the Great Plains Bison Herd than a few dozen buffalo hunters working for the railroads ever did.

IisJustme, Christianforums.com 35 Comments [5/19/2008 4:05:01 PM]
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Submitted By: Brendan

Quote# 39546

The Church doesn't have to bend over for gays. And I don't want to see it bend over. Why don't the gays have their own churches and stop trying to push their buggery on heterosexual churchgoers?

slowmutant, WrongPlanet 52 Comments [5/19/2008 4:01:15 PM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake

Quote# 39560

Tough economies effect on evolution careers.

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A while back I went to career builder to check out demand for evolutionists. They of course claim they are the matriarch of all natural science. i am sure with company profits down, they can always use a spark of new contribution to the bottom line.

I speak with some Human resource contacts and for some reason they never need evolutioniststs. There is no such job title in corporate jungle.

There will be some need for apes around halloween. Where can distressed evolutiionuists work?

Is there anything out there other than some few teaching jobs?

coadie, CARM 35 Comments [5/19/2008 3:57:24 PM]
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Quote# 39547

9/11 is only the beginning for an unrepentant nation !

[Snip Bible quote]

Paul Jennings Hill [who killed two people, and seriously injured a third] is dead by lethal injection; Murdered in prison near Raiford, Florida. He was convicted of the crime of defending defenseless innocent human beings. Many have falsely judged minister Hill by erroneously understanding and quoting the commandment "Thou shall not kill."

David Trosch, trosch.org 23 Comments [5/19/2008 3:55:48 PM]
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Submitted By: Crazy Fundie

Quote# 39553

So WHY is evolution taught in school and not christianity? What's really a shame is a person actually came up with a religion, something about a spaghetti monster, if anyone has ever heard it, but it was a joke, not real. The purpose of the spaghetti monster religion was to make people understand that more than one viewpoint needs to be heard, not just one. But what's really sad is that people ACTUALLY follow this religion now even though the creator/founder doesn't! Crazy, right? But wait, who else did that? ... Darwin did, came up with some stupid theory that people actually follow now even though he admitted the idea was stupid and could not possibly be true. And it's not the fact that we are learning evolution in class that makes me mad, it makes me mad that they are teaching us evolution and NOT christianity, or any other religion for that matter (for those who believe something different). I want to know who chose this for all of us, biology and and similar classes should be an elective, not a requirement, and religious classes should be a choice as an elective as well. Because I'm sick of learning things IN SCHOOL that I don't believe in. Of course I do my own research on subjects like evolution and other religions to help my growth as a christian, but it shouldn't count as a grade.
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Chris Silver, CF 50 Comments [5/19/2008 3:51:32 PM]
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Submitted By: RFP15