Quote# 38401

Imagine if a jumbo jet 747 crash landed on an island and all the survivors, 100 men and 100 women, heard a news report that major worldwide earthquake killed all every man, woman and child (even the newscaster died after making his last broadcast). It was up to the crash survivors to repopulate the world, they were the only people alive in the whole world. The island was huge and they had plenty of water and food to sustain their lives for generations to come, but there is one caveat. All the survivors were homosexuals.

How many generations would these people be able to survive? Would they be able to repopulate the world? The answer is obvious. Humankind would die out when the final crash survivor died because those who practice the homosexual lifestyle cannot reproduce. In other words, the homosexual lifestyle is destructive to mankind!

Al Menconi, almenconi ministries 111 Comments [4/28/2008 4:21:56 PM]
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Quote# 38346

lol Shows what a sheep you are. You bow down to your god Darwin. A religion that started in 1800.Before science knew it was possible that humans could fly. You worship science as your god? and your way of life. I feel sorry for you when you die. At least I have nothing to lose :)We are all going to die. Science cant even extend life or even bring back life

JamesJessica7771, Youtube comment 50 Comments [4/28/2008 4:17:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Enkidu

Quote# 38313

[re: I may point out in Scripture where something is cogently said, but I never reply to a question like "Why do you believe God exists?" by saying "Because the Scriptures say so." First, it's not very convincing]

Scripture says it is.

arowneragain, www.ar15.com 36 Comments [4/28/2008 4:15:48 PM]
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Quote# 38363

Daichendt told directors he and his wife had prayed that morning for guidance. God's message, he informed the board, was that he should quickly be made CEO.

Gary Daichendt, http://siliconinvestor.advfn.com 36 Comments [4/28/2008 4:14:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Illuminatalie

Quote# 38312

[in "What don't you understand about Christianity?"]

i just have a thing to say...
THERE IS NOTHING CONTROVERSIAL IN THE BIBLE..
everything that happened can be traced back..
everything is proven,
but if u wanna be ignorant, be my guest

ep_ice, Gaia Online 33 Comments [4/28/2008 3:38:08 PM]
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Submitted By: WMDKitty

Quote# 38354

[Selfish halfwit would choose superstition over daughter's life:]

Why I’d let my daughter die before allowing her to have a blood transfusion.

Rebecca Whelan adores her 13-month-old baby daughter Reese -- but she would let her die before giving permission for her to have a blood transfusion.

"One day when she's older she might look at me and ask 'would you have done that to me?' I would have to tell her yes.

"If she chooses not to take up my beliefs and is upset with me for that, it would be very sad -- but I have to stand by my faith.".

<snip>

Put in her shoes, Rebecca says that she too would prioritise her faith over the life of her child. The moment she learned she was expecting, she made an appointment with her maternity hospital, the Rotunda in Dublin, and told them categorically that she did she want her life, or that of her baby, to be saved by a blood transfusion, in the event of a medical difficulty.

Rebecca Whelan, Independent.ie 49 Comments [4/28/2008 3:26:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Mr Blur

Quote# 38372

[[Dee Dee on Native Americans, and why colonization was A-OK while brown people moving north and having babies isn't]]

they didn't have any written language. they didn't even invent the wheel. they didn't have horses or iron or bronze. they were ignorant savages by definition. as were my european ancestors before either rome invaded or they were baptized. they were also human beings who had equal dignity with their european counterparts.

more advanced cultures and religions always win in the end. europeans had the duty to civilize and evangelize ignorant savages as did the apostles when they went to baptize all nations.

[Quote: Since you're so keen on dismissing the original Americans as 'pagans' and therefore somehow unworthy of land rights and properly replaced by God's chosen people the Caucasians, you should be ecstatic that there's an influx of Latino immigrants. They'll Catholic the place right up!]

they didn't have any concept of land ownership because they were nomadic. i hope the mexican immigrants bring their catholicism with them.

Dee Dee King, Catholic Answers Forums 48 Comments [4/28/2008 3:25:47 PM]
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Quote# 38397

“The Constitution of the United States calls for a separation of church and state — it never said anything about a separation of church from state,” Langford said. “You don’t wanna pray? Fine. Just get your evil self away from me.”

Mayor Larry Langford of Birmingham, Alabama, Birmingham Weekly 45 Comments [4/28/2008 3:24:20 PM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 38319

Scientists would do far better to invent a drug that prevents people from wanting sex until they are married, and then only to have children. Surely that isn't too much to ask in this day and age?

Lionel, London

lionel, london, BBC News, Have your say 78 Comments [4/28/2008 2:47:43 PM]
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Submitted By: Noo

Quote# 38296

NO "religion" can ever be truly sure they are going to heaven. Muslims and such have to do so many good deeds.. problem though: they never know how many, how often and such. Nobody paid the price for their sins in their "religion" so they have to make up for their sins with their good works. Well, if that's so, who makes the rules on what is good enough? Who makes the rules on which ones are the worst ones? Society? No, God does. God has Ten Commandments to tell us. Even Muslims know the Ten Commandments and realize they can never be good enough. ONE LIE sends people to hell (all liars will have their part in the lake of fire). ONE of any sin sends people to the fire.

So, basically, those "religions" will do no good on Judgement Day. That's one thing I've asked people who say, "well, I'm a Baptist and go to church sometimes" - I said to this one guy, "well, you walking into a Baptist church doesn't make you any more a Christian than it does me if I walk into McDonald's makes me a hamburger... so, when you stand before God on Judgement Day, what will you say... that He should let you in because you're a Baptist?" That got his attention; he walked off with a tract and realized he was not heaven-bound.

Anyway, my point is, many will say to Jesus on that day, "Lord, Lord" (they will actually CALL HIM LORD!) and He will say, "depart from Me you workers of lawlessness."

There are going to be a lot of "religious" folks who think they are going to heaven ending up in hell.

amy_elizabeth, RaptureReady 49 Comments [4/28/2008 4:05:46 AM]
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Quote# 38342

Satan is so powerful that he can cause people to hate you, persecuate you, and even kill you. Yet, even with all of this, not one hair on your head can be touched if God does not permit it. Where then is Satan's power seen? It is seen in the will of God. Satan can only do what God permits him to do.

See how powerful God is?

Saved by Grace_06, RaptureReady 82 Comments [4/28/2008 2:24:33 AM]
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Quote# 38350

When Specialist Jeremy Hall held a meeting last July for atheists and freethinkers at Camp Speicher in Iraq, he was excited, he said, to see an officer attending.

But minutes into the talk, the officer, Maj. Freddy J. Welborn, began to berate Specialist Hall and another soldier about atheism, Specialist Hall wrote in a sworn statement. “People like you are not holding up the Constitution and are going against what the founding fathers, who were Christians, wanted for America!” Major Welborn said, according to the statement.

Major Welborn told the soldiers he might bar them from re-enlistment and bring charges against them, according to the statement...

At the July meeting, Major Welborn told the soldiers they had disgraced those who had died for the Constitution, Specialist Hall said. When he finished, Major Welborn said, according to the statement: “I love you guys; I just want the best for you. One day you will see the truth and know what I mean.”

Maj. Freddy J. Welborn, New York Times 50 Comments [4/28/2008 1:31:04 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 38289

First of all, evolution isn't science. It's a fervent ideology held by many scientists and non-scientists, who pressure dissenting scientists into towing that line, through withholdings of grants, terminations of employment, and general intimidation for simply thinking different.
(Might as well declare that all Aspies should be NT's, because NT's run the world. It's a stupid argument.)

Secondly, how can you arbitrarily say that ID "cannot be science"? You've certainly made sure to cover your bases with that blanket, if random, statement! But, are you saying that "science" (the often-flawed process by which scientists attempt to determine truth) will always be too stupid to recognize our Creator? No matter how obvious He may choose to make himself in the future, "science" will remain blind to him? The head-in-the-sand argument is a cop-out, plain and simple. It's intellectual dishonesty, no matter how terms are parsed and twisted and an attempt to try and put God outside of the realm of evidensibility.

Ragtime, Wrongplanet 38 Comments [4/27/2008 11:52:07 PM]
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Submitted By: enter name here

Quote# 38257

Atheist's homosexual gene is defective and causes the brain to malfunction in normal thinking processes. Causing the atheist to burn in hell.

Wild About the GOSPEL, Ray Comfort's Blog 59 Comments [4/27/2008 11:46:51 PM]
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Quote# 38286

[The argument was used that homosexuality is a choice because there are no gay animals. This was then countered by the statement that there are plenty of gay animals.]

"so wat your saying is that we are animals and because animals gay we should be too??? have fun screwing you dog since you must be into that kind of thing which is also a choice beastallity is the way to be in Manchester... Go Paul... There is no link between animals and humans skeletal systems whoopti doo... you need Jesus"

Billy Lewis, Facebook ithink 43 Comments [4/27/2008 11:34:35 PM]
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Submitted By: Paul Southworth

Quote# 38318

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Struggling to confront a worsening homicide rate, the mayor of Birmingham asked pastors and citizens Friday to don burlap sacks and ashes Friday in an Old Testament-style sign of biblical repentance.

Mayor Larry Langford said his "sackcloth and ashes" rally at Boutwell Auditorium was inspired by the Book of Jonah, where residents of the ancient city of Ninevah wore rough fabric and ashes as a sign of turning away from sin.

A pastor who helped organize the rally said Langford purchased 2,000 burlap bags that will be handed out at the event.

"We believe things begin to dramatically change when the mayor, or leader, calls for prayer. I don't think there's ever been a city called to sackcloth and ashes," Green said.

Since he took office last year, Langford has held three prayer rallies as a way of addressing crime and violence. Bibles were handed out at one of the events.

"This city needs to humble itself," said Langford, a professing Christian.

Larry Langford, Fox News 58 Comments [4/27/2008 9:08:07 PM]
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Quote# 38326

DNA, RNA, and protein synthesis aren't real; they only appear to be real.

wScott, CARM 56 Comments [4/27/2008 9:07:49 PM]
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Quote# 38335

When I saw the news of those freakish tornadoes hitting in February that caused such havoc, the first thing that crossed my mind was, “What on earth are we doing to Israel?” God made it clear we are not to go against Jerusalem, God’s holy city, or tamper with His holy land. But our American leaders are, and I dread to think of the consequences as the “roadmap for peace” is negotiated... Watch the storms increase every time we double-cross little Israel. I believe we are just getting a taste of what is coming.

Jack Chick, Battle Cry- A Letter From Jack Chick 43 Comments [4/27/2008 8:49:59 PM]
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Submitted By: Bri

Quote# 38282

Wow,
Ben Stein once again proves he is a genius. Getting Dawkins to admit that he thinks ALIENS seeded the earth, rather than accepting the possibility of Intelligent Design was precious.
The imaginary underpinnings of atheistic bias are revealed for the foolishness they are.
I just ask a simple question.

If ID is considered "religion", and is inappropriate for academic purposes, why then is "atheism" (like as professed commonly by those like Dawkins) exempt?
Since the one portrays and insists that God does NOT exist (without conclusive proof, making it a subjective judgement), why is it then not allowed to similarly insist that God COULD exist, without conclusive proof?
Especially in the United States, where Atheism is legally protected and EQUIVALENT TO RELIGION, and therefore should have the same RESTRICTIONS as "religion"?

deadbeat, PhysForum 53 Comments [4/27/2008 8:02:30 PM]
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Quote# 38331

"Athiests generally have low IQs because they fail to recognize the patternization of bible prophecy and how it relates to real life. One of the key components of IQ tests are pattern recognitions."

Feach, Y2HipHop.com 105 Comments [4/27/2008 1:43:46 PM]
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Quote# 38234

[On a discussion about the difference between the protestant version and Catholic version of the 10 commandments]

The Catholic religion has created its own loophole so you can perform your idolotry on Mary, Pedro...etc.

However, now that we have more bibles than rolls of toilet paper on this planet, ....it can't be kept a secret and the Catholic mindcontrol has been exposed...

clh1217, CARM.org 48 Comments [4/27/2008 11:57:13 AM]
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Quote# 38306

My historical research has lead me to conclude that porn-prostitution is the most effective implemented weapon of mass destruction throughout history.

[Later in the thread, trying to defend this he says)

Revelation 14:8 (Whole Chapter)
And there followed another angel, saying, Babylon is fallen, is fallen, that great city, because she made all nations drink of the wine of the wrath of her fornication. (PORN in Greek)

Of all the ways to define the dragon, this writer chose to point out that his modus operandi is to make all nations drink the wrathful (porn promotes violence) wine (porn deceives) of her porn. The dragon is an international porn peddler.

Tony Zirkle (Campaigning for congress), Tony Zirkle 2008 64 Comments [4/27/2008 6:58:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Ed T

Quote# 38278

Could Evolutionists Admit One Thing????

They are so wrong... They can throw around big fancy words, but really have no clue. Where would we be without you? Do you feel ashamed that you have to lie to get evidence or bend it until it breaks. Your arrogance is unbelievable!

MissionFM, Christian Forums 42 Comments [4/27/2008 6:47:50 AM]
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Quote# 38249

(Theists have not had the answer for all of human history. That is why science is searching. We've made tremendous improvement since the medieval ages, when theism was rampant and superstion indestructable.)

and science doesn't have all the answers. That's why they are still searching and we theists already know the answer.

Self-Mutation, Internet Infidels 37 Comments [4/27/2008 6:46:03 AM]
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Quote# 38284

[Well, the Universe is 13.7 billion years old or older, and the Earth is 4.5 billion years old, so that's one wrong agreed upon. Anything else? Oh, and the Bible I have beside me is the KJV. Been using it for 10 years, same Bible.]

In your belief it is because you accept evolutionary teaching. I do not and I have no reason to. I hold that it is only a belief, not a fact.
It's good you have the KJV. It's translated from the Majority Text. It's reliable so it can be trusted. Evidence shows the N.T to be the most historically reliable ancient text.

Just to point you in the right direction you can visit the Theological Studies website. Theological Studies

[Later in the same thread]

Well prove me wrong. Evidence strongly supports the trust worthiness of the Holy Bible.

2Thessalonians1, Gametrailers 31 Comments [4/27/2008 6:41:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Lautsi