FSTDT Quotes for April 2008

Quote# 37707

Perhaps God made Uranus that way so we would notice that all the planets aren't spinning the same way, like they should be if they naturally formed.

My explanation is just as valid as the scientist's "guess."

Self-Mutation, IIDB 58 Comments [4/15/2008 3:39:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 37691

do you vote for liberal politicians? If so, yea. Your vote is essentially sticking the knife in thousands of skulls. Of course if you evolved accidentally from a worm, what do you care.

supersport, CARM 41 Comments [4/15/2008 3:36:52 AM]
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Quote# 37701

The US may well be nuked before the Rapture. I see this as a very real possiblity [winking smiley face]

But,,the nukes will hit the 'sin' capitals of this nation, just as Katrina wiped out the 'Oldest Sin Capital in the US'. Look to Los Angeles, San Fran, Chicago, NewYork, Las Vegas, Atlantic City, etc...

And if there are Believers there at the time, it will be because they did not LISTEN when He told them to leave. In these days we need to be in fellowship with Him more than ever before in our lives, and learn to heed His warnings, for doing this may well enable many more to be Raptured than if we just try to do it our way[winking smiley face]

Also, the Believers that happen to get caught in this go straight to the Presence of the Lord, anyway [smiley face]Talk about a quick turnaround, [winking smiley face]LOL The body quits functioning, they 'done falled over', then Rapture, BANG! No time for a grave,,LOL[smiley face]

Dave-BNBIH, Rapturte Ready 61 Comments [4/15/2008 2:33:36 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Damned at Random

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Quote# 37673

I don't know if the birds or any other creature knows about God per say, but I do know birds instinctively return to build their nests each year in anticipation of the new lives within them. Who is there to say they have no knowledge of their own dependency on their Creator?? My dog has an adoration for us we humans would do well to have for God. Where did he learn this kind of dedication~~maybe he too senses he belongs to the Creator. Animals are always proving how really intelligent they are. Dogs are trained for a whole variety of services and other animals are too. And the lovely music the birds provide certainly may be a tribute to the Creator. Who knows?

run2Jesus, RaptureReady 44 Comments [4/14/2008 11:20:57 PM]
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Quote# 37682

My family throw me in the nut ward for teaching his second coming about 5 years back.. They where thinking I was crazy thinking that christ would come back and the world would come to a end and his new kingdom would be set up.. I try to get the message to them.. I can only pray now for my family that they would see the truth.. It hurts knowing they maybe left behind.. And it truly makes me sick that people think your crazy for trusting and telling them what will happen and was written in the word.. but we can only pray after we warn them.. it up to god to open there eyes..

FighterForGod, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [4/14/2008 9:41:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 37678

And I know there has to be something to this. My daughter is almost five, and even at her tender age, she is already 'world-weary'. Of course, she's five, so she loves her toys and her bike. But she loves Jesus more than anything, and she asked me the same thing..."Are we going to Heaven to be with Jesus soon because this life is really hard and it's taking too long." Out of the mouths of babes...

RDY4HIM, RaptureReady 82 Comments [4/14/2008 8:58:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 37684

I am the Law givva!!!

The pure and true internet laws:

LAW 1. : EVERY time a real born again Christian speaks against any left wing policy/thought/idea they will be labeled with the word "HATE" instantly, or somewhere in the thread.

This Law will be hereby and forever known as Shield Of Faith's Law #1. Or Shields Law #1. Or SOF's Law #1.

LAW 2. : EVERY time a real born again Christian creates a thread, or makes a post that deals with a very right wing topic, they are instantly labeled as a POE! This will occur within two or three posts, or at least somewhere in the thread.

This Law will hereby and forever be known as Shield Of Faith's Law #2. Or Shields Law #2. Or SOF's Law #2.

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I am the Law givva!!!

ShieldOFaith, Christian Forums 77 Comments [4/14/2008 5:56:33 PM]
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Quote# 37677

Can you get pregant from a toilet seat?

How long does semen last when not inside a woman? Does it die instantly? I get worried I may have gotten my sister pregnant if any of my sperm got on the toilet seat we share. I did not mean to do this, and know to be more careful next time. I am not ready to have kids, and I don't want to go to jail.

jsu5381m, Christian Forums 111 Comments [4/14/2008 5:55:51 PM]
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Quote# 37674

I have sat and watched cats and dogs when we were in fellowship and it is very obvious they were watching 'something'. It was also obvious that the Lord's Presence was there, so I do not doubt there were angels flying about. There were no bugs or anything of the sort for them to have intense curiosity over, and where they were staring was obviously a blank wall. I saw nothing, but I did 'perceive' the Lord's Presence. Maranatha!

Dave-BNBIH, RaptureReady 53 Comments [4/14/2008 4:20:21 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 37676

I know it is convenient for an Atheist to claim all sorts of things until they are pinned down intellectually. Then they switch and deny all responsibility. Clearly, Hitler, Stalin, and Mao were Atheists. There has never been a more bloodthirsty trio in history. Before them one must go back to the original modern Atheists and to the end of the eighteenth century and to France. Clearly the twentieth century is the bloodiest century in history and clearly Atheism must take the bulk of the blame for that. That century produced more Christian martyrs than any century in history

Gregory Palamas, catholic forums 57 Comments [4/14/2008 3:53:05 PM]
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Quote# 37708

(On the movie "Wild Hogs")

"So you think all the promotion of a gay lifestyle is "OK"? I thought that aspect of it was a bit perverted. If it wasn't for that aspect being shoved down our collective throats by the liberal Hollywood machine, I would agree that it would be a good family film. Why do they have to do that? I think the writer or director is gay."

todd-175, imdb.com 29 Comments [4/14/2008 10:11:09 AM]
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Submitted By: J-Hay

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Quote# 37680

I am an American living abroad and have looked into the case a little and it doe not take much understanding to see that what Kent did was not wrong, especially when he tried on many occasions to make sure he was doing what was right. All you fools who think he should rot in jail better think about your own God given rights and your futures. Even if Kent did "break a law" doe that mean the law i just. Example: Imagine the government makes a law that says you are not allowed to eat anymore, would you sheeple just fall in line or do what you could to continue your life? Anyway I will pray for you, and remember "ever knee shall bow and every tongue confess that Jesus is lord". Its just a matter of time.

Zach Bruder, FreeHovind.com 62 Comments [4/14/2008 5:06:15 AM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway

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Quote# 37681

Actually, I don't know about the death penalty. I'm against it as it is barbaric and innocents will die, yet it seems a bit hypocritical to be against the death penalty while being a strong supporter of the Holy Inquisition. So I don't know.

But ungodly secular democracies such as Sweden, Germany or the USA shouldn't have the right to kill anyone. Only God and his loyal subjects should have the right to execute people.

Suecianus, CF 61 Comments [4/14/2008 12:58:31 AM]
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Quote# 37669

because evolution is a lie, it is evil. if it were true teaching it would be a good thing. but i think it is false because i dont fully trust the intelligience of mankind.

saintgeorge, CARM 45 Comments [4/13/2008 11:31:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 37662

[long post on 'evilutionists' and the vast conspiracy that is 'the left']
The whole point of science in the past 100 years is to deny the power of the individual. Look at any debate regarding evolution, and it's often the common denomnator. This is why evos deny the mind. They deny intelligence. They deny information. They deny mind/body. They deny chiropractic. They deny accumpunture. They deny prayers. They deny Christ. They deny everlasting life. They deny anything and everything that doesn't promote the population, government, or death.

Supersport, CARM 51 Comments [4/13/2008 10:19:44 PM]
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Quote# 37623

There is no minimum marriage age for either men or women in Islamic law. The law in many countries permits girls to marry only from the age of 18. This is arbitrary legislation, not Islamic law. Why? Because there might be cases in which it is impossible to keep the girl [single] until the age of maturity. [...] In some Islamic countries, the age of maturity can be 8 or 10 years. In Yemen, a girl might get her period at the age of 8. In cold countries, such as Russia, Belarus, Scandinavia, New Zealand, Canada, and so on, a girl might not reach maturity until she is 22 years old. She might not get her period until then.

Dr. Abd Al-Hamid Al-'Ubeidi, MEMRI 68 Comments [4/13/2008 8:25:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Alethe

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Quote# 37655

There have been quite a few scientists, while trying intensely to prove the Scriptures wrong, that have found themselves right at Jesus' feet These ones have used Quantum Mathmatics[a Russian professor in the field], physics, biology, archaeology, and other disciplines of science trying to prove God does not exist, and instead have discovered that there is only ONE compilation of books that that they can not disprove And this compilation is known as our Bible, LOL These ones are now Believers working in the scientific fields providing scientific proof to skeptics that are analytical and need some kind of measure[of one form or another] giving them proof of their error.

Dave-BNBIH, RaptureReady 70 Comments [4/13/2008 8:06:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 37632

[Near the end of an update on the attempt to determine which girl made the call to police.]

Local authorities have said it was not until after the raid began that they learned the sect was marrying off underage girls at the compound and had a bed in its soaring limestone temple where the girls were required to immediately consummate their marriages. A number of teenage girls are pregnant, investigators said.

FLDS Church, CNN.com 35 Comments [4/13/2008 7:35:03 PM]
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Quote# 37640

QUOTE (Kenadian_2006 @ Apr 12 2008, 01:22 PM)
"Civilization has been around for thousands of years before Judaism was even a thought."

Uhh, No. The Hebrews were Jewish, and they were the first people on Earth (Adam and Eve).

Keanu Stryker, Cybernations forums 62 Comments [4/13/2008 7:15:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Hertzyscowicz

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Quote# 37653

I had a friend many years ago that was a brilliant man; not the most socially gifted, but brilliant nonetheless. He very much enjoyed reading. I remember there was hardly a time that he didn't have a book in his hand. Unfortunately one day he was riding his bike to work, and guess what he was doing while he was riding his bike. He was reading a book. Because his focus was not on what mattered most, he didn't notice when his bike veered out into traffic and he was struck and killed instantly by an 18 wheeler.

I bring this up simply to point out that these learned individuals have buried their heads in their atomic level books while all the while the sands in the hourglass of their lives are methodically running out. How irrelevant will a technology breakthrough be for them if the cost is their soul?

kalanaka, RaptureReady 68 Comments [4/13/2008 7:14:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 37629

How can you be an atheist if you don't believe in god?

If god does not exist in any form than you cannot possibly be an atheist.

MinaBeast, YouTube 84 Comments [4/13/2008 6:52:02 PM]
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Quote# 37642

We believe the universe and all that is within it was created in 6 literal days because of one thing. JESUS RAISING UP FROM THE DEAD.

Fin.

Since HE rose up from the dead, then Gen. 1:1 is correct and right. Then HE really did create the entire universe in 6 literal days.

Guess what? HE rose up from the dead! Now you are hosed!

SOLI DEO GLORIA.

ShieldOFaith, christianforums.com 73 Comments [4/13/2008 6:29:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Tammisto

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Quote# 37627

This whole pushing of "alternative" lifestyles has me fed up with the system. Lets look at it for what it really is. If the guy down the street wants to mess around with your child in any sexual manner at all we call him a pedophile. But when the schools want to do the same things we are told that they are "progressive". I'm sorry, but I think the term pedophile fits both to a "T".

yogi3939, Rapture Ready 46 Comments [4/13/2008 5:20:40 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 37620

Yet it's a very real presence that can be seen if you don't blind yourself with prejudice.

[Well?

Let's see you present some evidence for this presence.]

Certainly. First, accept God as your personal lord and saviour. Then, pray and meditate upon God and seek to understand the nature of God. Pray for God's guidance, and then read the bible to see what God has to say to you personally. And then, start observing the world around you, and you will see the evidence of God in other people all around you. Nothing is simpler, and there's no expensive lab costs.

But if you aren't willing to do that, then you are hardly in a position to criticize.

Darkeforce, I Read This 56 Comments [4/13/2008 5:20:03 PM]
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Quote# 37618

I think we may be very close. My heart cries harder and harder for Christ to have me and for Justice to serve. I have seen firsthand some supernatural events that make me think we are very close right at the door even.

1.In December 06 I say a huge flash of blue light in the sky in the dark of morning on the way to work and thought it was a nuclear attack but I was told Blue is the color of GOD and may have been a sign of Heaven trying to awaken my spirit at the time.
2.I have been attacked frequantly by demons from my past life of self and it carries into my life with Christ but less frequent and less powerful. alot of spiritual activity going on these days. There have been more sightings in 2007 for UFOs than ever recorded which I believe UFOs are the Devils work manifest.
3. I have seen scripture on my wall at home(isaiah 10) and GOD has revealed which part of Isaiah and gave me 2 other scriptures on my baptism night Isaiah 10:16-24 Psalm 32, Psalm 49:15

We are in some seriously trying times where people have abandoned Love for Lust and Care for Hatred Service for God to Service for self....

His_Disciple, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [4/13/2008 2:00:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Quasarsphere

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