FSTDT Quotes for January 2008

Quote# 34118

Drinking unsupervised milk causes agnosticism. The milk may in fact be 100% from a kosher animal, but if no Jewish person was present to watch the milking, it has the effect of casting doubts in our core beliefs.

Rabbi Baruch Emanuel Erdstein, Ask Moses 115 Comments [1/26/2008 3:27:06 AM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: egil

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Quote# 34102

Typical atheist swill. They can't tell the difference between a Christian and a Muslim. Christians don't believe you can have four wives nor that you can sexually abuse children, it was Mohammed who chose Aiesha as his 4th wife when little Aiesha was 8 years old.
You know what they call an atheist with a brain? A Christian! They call everyone a Christian, because then it puts Christians on the defensive, and it is easy to ask the unanswerable questions. A fool can ask more questions than a genius can answer.

daveixoye, FSTDT Comments 40 Comments [1/25/2008 5:15:12 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 34108

ok, so they say it is healthier to have sex with a condom. you know what is healtheir, waiting until your married to have sex so you dont need condoms. im tired of hearing people say guys using condoms for their partners is respectfull, its not, the respectfull thing is to wait until you married. its of my personal opinion that condoms should be outlawed and sex before marriage should be a criminal offense.

Lead Foot, Myspace 84 Comments [1/25/2008 3:41:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
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Quote# 34111

[Creationism has always been impervious to logic, evidence, and reason.]

As it should.

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 39 Comments [1/25/2008 3:36:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 34088

There is actually a whole book written on the subject ABORTION RITES which chronicles some of the rites Wiccans use around the time they sacrifice their own babies.

http://operationsaveamerica.org/

You can download a copy of the eBook for free at the above link.
No, it isn't a lie concocted by some extreme wing of the radical Christian right. The research is based on the actual writings of Wiccans and Pagans.
I will agree that 99 percent of non-Christians (including pagans and Wiccans) would be repulsed by this. But it is perfectly legal under Roe v. Wade to perform such a sacrifice.
The purpose of the article is to demonstrate that we are all culpable for the sacrifice of innocent babies. Whether it is to a pagan goddess or on the altar of the god of our own "convenience" -- abortion is still legalized child sacrifice.

jcr4runner, Forerunner 50 Comments [1/25/2008 3:28:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: NonProphet

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Quote# 34106

Freedom is the ability to choose the good. Being able to choose the evil, or promoting evil detracts from our ability to choose the good. Therefore, it detracts from our freedom for condoms to be legal.

spetreopn, Catholic Answers Forum 78 Comments [1/25/2008 3:20:42 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
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Quote# 34090

Not hardly --- atheism is, in fact, a polytheistic form of worship, with a female as it's primary deity - (Mother Nature).

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 73 Comments [1/25/2008 3:18:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: TheOutsider

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Quote# 34083

I’m sorry, but I do not pray for the Palestinians. Jesus said in Mat 7:6 "Do not give dogs what is sacred; do not throw your pearls before swine. If you do, they may trample them under their feet, and then turn and tear you to pieces."

My prayers are sacred. They are pearls not to be given to swine. The Palestinians hate Christians. The Palestinians hate the Jews. They are the enemy of God and Israel. They would kill you or I given the chance because Allah told them that it is ok to do so. Yes, pray that all come to know Jesus and be saved, but to pray for those who God hates and will destroy is IMHO a waste of prayer

Daniel, Rapture Ready 60 Comments [1/25/2008 6:40:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 34084

{"I suggest you ask a doctor about drug resistent bacterial strains. Evolution in action.")

That is not evolution, but only the bacteria adapting to its environment.

Alien Syndrome, Fark 82 Comments [1/25/2008 4:45:32 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 34081

[question - Christians: What is your view on heterosexual sodomy?]

That's an oxymoron. Why would a heterosexual want anal sex?

Twincrier, Yahoo Answers - Religion and Sprituality 85 Comments [1/25/2008 2:00:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: hideous bitch goddess

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Quote# 34078

You've got a point there. If everyone were atheists I'd be willing to bet sex with any consulting child would be legal. Incest would be legal. All drugs would be legalized. Polygamy would be legal. Homosexual marriages would be allowed. Public sex and nudity would be allowed. Porno would be allowed on all public TV channel that any child could watch. School would be optional at all ages. Handicapped and the mentally ill children would be allowed to be killed by their parents because they would be considered a burden to society. All abortions would be legal at all stages. We'd live in a totally different society. And after the society collapsed, the military would take over and of course it would be run by a ruthless dictator who would run a police state. Yes I'd be willing to bet all these actions would take place eventually.

DOC, JREF Forums 82 Comments [1/24/2008 10:47:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Mobyseven

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Quote# 34075

The basis for morality is this: "If everyone else in the entire world were to do this, would it be good for society?" That being said Gay relationships cannot naturally lead to offspring (a petri dish is not natural). If everyone in the whole world was to turn homosexual then that would be the end of the human race through natural reproduction. That sure doesn't sound moral to me. We can apply the same test to murder, abusing drugs, stealing/lying, sex with animals, etc. Basically Homosexuality is just as immoral as murder, you can't beat that logic.

TD, Politico.com 80 Comments [1/24/2008 10:45:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Jud

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Quote# 34077

[Someone took exception to the FSM.]
You Atheists think you have got it all figured out huh? So you THINK you know that there is no God so you make up this ridiculous fake religion. The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? COME ON!! As if making fun of Christians for believing in God wasn’t bad enough you have to mock us by making up The Flying Spaghetti monster? Yeah, I know that an atheist made this crap up, because no one is stupid enough to actually believe Pasta is our Almighty God. This is totally wrong and whoever started this is seriously going to pay unless you repent. Because if you don’t, you and all your believers are all going to burn in HELL for eternity. So pick up a Bible, and READ IT!!

Sincerely,
A Strong Christian

henderob, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster 64 Comments [1/24/2008 8:03:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Moondog

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Quote# 34076

the magority of americans are christian.

seperation of church and state was put there to keep europe from taking america through the catholic church that's all.

and god may be old but he's still modurn. he's lasted 3000 some years sofar that's perty good for an ancient supposidly fake being eh.

ScottaHemi, Deviantart Politics Forum 73 Comments [1/24/2008 7:48:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 34074

Al Gore is for gay rights because he thinks we are a deer heard out of control. He wants people to die and stop having children so they will stop hurting the "environment", which is his false religion that he worships. He's pathetic.

Mahershalalhashbaz, Politico.com 47 Comments [1/24/2008 7:16:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Jud

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Quote# 34056

Why doesn't everyone just believe the freakin' bible? I mean come on people!!! Doesn't Jesus know better than you what to do with your own private parts?

sknyluv, Washington Post discussion 76 Comments [1/24/2008 1:09:17 PM]
Fundie Index: 10
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Quote# 34066

Are They Nuts?!? If Evolution by either random or deterministic selection was possible.. THERE WOULD BE A FOSSIL RECORD!
Try and explain that with a fancy new experiment we're all supposed to swallow just because it got published. Nice. Study genestics and it is obvious to anyone of mean intelligence that so called macro evolution isn't possible.

truant, EEtimes 58 Comments [1/24/2008 12:55:00 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 34052

I believe the government should be religiously neutral, but the government must take a stand on health issues. The Christian Lifestyle is the most environmentally friendly, socially responsible lifestyle that exists. The Atheistic Lifestyle of extreme environmentalism, socialism, feminism, pornography, abortion, and homosexuality leads to disease, death and destruction.

The government took a stand on smoking when they started the "is there anything dumber than smoking campaign". There should be a government campaign (for health reasons) that states "is there anything dumber than extreme environmentalism, socialism, feminism, pornography, abortion, and homosexuality" I include extreme environmentalism, socialism and feminism in this list because they are an attack on Christianity the same as the teaching of evolution.

clirus, CF 54 Comments [1/24/2008 4:50:31 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 34039

What evidence is there in history to prove that the KJV is the final revelation to man. It was the book that God used during the reformation.......... Now this is not my opinion, it is a historical fact.

(For those not up to speed with the history of the reformation in Europe: the reformation is generally considered to have kicked off in 1517; the KJV was first produced in 1611.)

Donsky, KJV The original Scripture 35 Comments [1/24/2008 3:56:26 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Betsy Newson

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Quote# 34037

'Brokeback mountain' star -Heath Ledger- is dead.
WBC will picket his funeral.

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind; it is abomination." Lev. 18:22.
"For because of these things cometh the wrath of God upon the children of disobedience." Eph. 5:6.

Yes. WBC will picket this pervert's funeral, in religious protest and warning: "be not deceived; God is not mocked." Gal 6:7. Heath thought it was great fun defying God almighty and His plain word;to wit: God hates Fags! and Fag-Enablers. Ergo, God hates the sordid tacky bucket of slime seasoned with vomit known as 'Brokeback Mountain' - and He hates all persons having anything whatsoever to do with it.

[b]Heath Ledger is now in Hell, and has begun serving his eternal sentence there - beside which, nothing else about Heath Ledger is relevant or consequential.

Fred Phelps, Godhatesfags 166 Comments [1/24/2008 3:44:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 34017

A father has been found guilty of wounding his two children by putting pins through their tongues and lips.

It was alleged the father told the boys he inflicted the injuries because God had his tongue cut off in the Bible.

At the 10-week trial, the jury was told the father would put clothes pegs on the children's lips and tongues.

The court also heard he cut their mouths with scalpel blades.

He was also accused of pressing the tongue of one of the children with sharp pliers until it bled and swelled.

It was alleged he would then stitch up the wounds with a medical kit.

The jury heard the mother of the boys would watch, or turn a blind eye, as their father carried out the attacks at their home.

Unnamed father, BBC News 69 Comments [1/23/2008 12:00:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 34005

The first "end of the world" came when the human species was being physically corrupted by angels taking wifes for themselves and having children who were hybrids. That brought the flood. God wouldn't stand for it. He didn't then, and he won't now.

Stacy, Times Online 86 Comments [1/23/2008 6:40:03 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
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Quote# 33965

It's so sad to know Dr. Kent Hovind is in jail. He stood up for his beliefs and that alone is admirable. Satan, which runs the United States & the world, hates Kent because he is waking up so many people to the lies of evolution and bringing people to Christ. Kent taught about the New World Order and secret societies, topics the elite government don't want you to know about. I support Kent Hovind and his ministry 100% and will continue to pray for Kent and his family. It breaks my heart to know how brutal and evil our government really is. God will judge all of those who were involved in putting him in jail. Who would've thought America would be so ungodly, ignorant and unfair.

A Uribe, FreeHovind.com 70 Comments [1/23/2008 3:10:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Captain Janeway

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Quote# 33984

Yup..Dad is gonna be mad...the threshhold is somewhere in all this I'm sure...especially if you look back at Genesis 6...genetics and manipulating DNA/Embryos, etc., was the reason for the Flood...no doubt this is going to be reason for the Fire...

Guy4God, Rapture Ready 44 Comments [1/23/2008 2:07:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: kat

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Quote# 33963

[To an ex-Christian]

You probably were not saved in the first place. You are a victim of the easy" believism" of our day.

If you had fruit and if you were a child of God, then you would have remained in the faith. But the fact that you fell away shows that you are not a child of God, but are a child of the evil one.

Bible John, IIDB 62 Comments [1/22/2008 11:46:39 PM]
Fundie Index: 3

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