FSTDT Quotes for July 2007

Quote# 27477

God created Adam

anyone who disagrees does not belong here

not saying you do

but others here seem to think this is a democracy

it is not

tom roberts, rapture ready 25 Comments [7/21/2007 8:56:23 PM]
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Submitted By: ethan

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Quote# 27463

[anyone who lies about the story of noah predating gilgamesh deserves to be corrected...harshly.]

Simply your opinion, you can choose not to believe God exists or that He is Lord, but that doesn't give you the right to lord yourself and your opinion over others...that's all have to say...

Lala, CARM 29 Comments [7/21/2007 8:44:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Øyvind

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Quote# 27493

There is a wiccan at my job...

She talks about doing astral projection and tarot card readings. I am praying for her, but I am afraid she may already be possessed by demons.

oneamanda2, Christianforums.com 54 Comments [7/21/2007 8:38:26 PM]
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Quote# 27460

The problem now adays is that they've switched to digital TV and TV guide is now obsolete. It's even more convenient for the zombies to see what's on TV without even touching any reading material. So that puts them even further away from the Bible.

Indeed the level of deceit in these last days is very high.

Driver, The Resistance Manifesto 44 Comments [7/21/2007 5:15:53 PM]
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Quote# 27492

Dinosaurs never went extinct!

When God first created the Earth, Adam and Eve were meant to be immortal, but because of sin, they began to have a life span. The life span which became normal at that time was about 900 years. However, as sin increased even more, the human life span decreased, because God allowed certain enviromental changes to occur which shortened the life span. For instance, the magnetic field decreased, allowing parasites which had once been incapable of entering the body to do so. Eventually, the human life span had been decreased to about 70 years. Well, enviromental changes which effect humans also effect reptiles as well as other animals. And, reptiles grow as long as they are alive. A komodo dragon can live about 70 years and grow to be about 7 feet long. If the human life span decreased from 900 to 70 years, that is a decrease of 13 times. If a komodo dragon has experienced that same effect upon its life span, it would have been about 91 feet long back when humans lived for 900+ years, since it would have continued to grow for its whole lifespan. What do you call a 91 foot lizard? A dinosaur!!!

brimac, Christian Forums 54 Comments [7/21/2007 4:56:34 PM]
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Quote# 27484

Evolution is a religion because it takes alot of faith to believe in the big boom theory. If it was true, why have other planets not had a big boom. If Evolution is true, why are there still fish in the sea? Why haven't all the fish started walking upright?
You can make fun of me, but I take praying for your soul seriously.
One day you will regret that it is a joke to you.

Betty, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [7/21/2007 1:29:21 PM]
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Submitted By: MarylandBear

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Quote# 27438

Those people in Israel today are not the real Israelites. If they were, they wouldn’t need armies to fight for them. According to their Torah, their God fought their battles for them.

Factology, Factology 23 Comments [7/21/2007 12:22:20 PM]
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Quote# 27431

(Titusville, Florida) A co-chair of Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign in Florida has been busted for trying to pick up an undercover male police officer.

State Rep. Bob Allen (R), a foe of LGBT rights in Florida, is charged with offering the cop $20 for oral sex in a washroom at Veteran's Memorial Park in Titusville.

Police said that Allen, 48, was seen coming in and out of a restroom three times before approaching the officer.

Allen has been charged with solicitation for prostitution, which has a maximum penalty of one year in jail.

The state lawmaker is one of six co-chairs of McCain's Florida campaign. Allen posted a $500 bond and was released pending trial.

Ironically in the last session of the Florida legislature he sponsored a failed bill that would have tightened the state's prohibition on public sex. He also has been a supporter of amending the state constitution to ban same-sex marriage and has opposed a bill to curb bullying of gay students.

Bob Allen, 365Gay 41 Comments [7/21/2007 6:28:24 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback

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Quote# 27446

[The term "fundamentalist" was hijacked by Pat Robertson and his ilk to refer to those who favor literally interpreting the Bible (while ignoring the inherent contradictions involved by doing so) and who try to make Christianity into a legalistic, instead of a loving, religion.]

Anyone who believes that there are contradictions in a literal interpretation of the Bible believes so only because they don't know the Bible.

[We need to return to real fundamentalism -- focusing on the fundamentals of Jesus' message of love for one another, helping the poor, etc.]

Actually, that wasn't the fundamentals of Jesus' message. In fact, it was really a peripheral issue.

The fundamentals of Jesus' message were:

1. Mankind is sinful
2. Jesus came to seek and to save that which is lost
3. Jesus is our sacrifice for sin
4. We must repent of our sin and be born again

What you're talking about is the Social Gospel, not the Biblical Gospel.

WarEagle, Christian Forums 26 Comments [7/21/2007 6:21:17 AM]
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Quote# 27429

Any smart scientist would tell you carbon dating can only reach back 50,000 years or so, after that they are guessing. We really have no idea how long the Earth has existed or the universe. But ending it, like they say in this video, "A building must have a builder." Bye!

Panther95, Youtube 51 Comments [7/21/2007 4:12:31 AM]
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Quote# 27435

Science is the retarded cousin of engineering. The majority of human progress has been made through trial and error. When the Wright Brothers flew at Kitty Hawk is was scientifically impossible for them to have done so. This was such a prevailing view of the day that they actually struggled to get publicity because it was OBVIOUSLY a hoax.

For fuck's sake, haven't you heard of Christain scientists? I mean, what did you think moron, that they sat about all day, twiddling their thumbs and occassionally announcing there was still no evidence? Or do you think they go about looking for evidence to match their persona theory of how the world started.
http://www.creationevidence.org/scientific_evid/evidencefor/evidencefor.html
If you want any more then look for it your fucking self.

RTS, Stardestroyer.net 51 Comments [7/20/2007 7:03:06 PM]
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Submitted By: Wautd

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Quote# 27422

What I meant was Jesus did not make women SPIRITUALLY equal to men, he did however give them rights they did not have before. He treated them with dignity.
I think you guys think "rule" over me is some sort of bad attidude or something. I am married to a wonderful and very good looking 'leader" of my home. Yes he rules over me, our home would not be biblical if he did not.
Just as its part of the curse that we have to hurt in childbirth, it is also part of the curse that our men rule over us.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

Jesus did not violate this curse nor did he free us from it. We still hurt in childbirth, men still have to provide for us and we still need to be in subjections to our husbands.

GreenEyedLady, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [7/20/2007 7:02:34 PM]
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Quote# 27441

Do you believe in hell? cause thats where all you athiests are going. It doesnt really matter if you believe in it or not, cause the truth is the truth. They recorded voices from hell on some expedition in siberia where they were digging deep holes (deeper than 2000ft)in the late 70s. (I think it was around there)***ITS IN MY FAVOURITES..click on my name***

teodor1010, YouTube 38 Comments [7/20/2007 6:58:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Zoe

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Quote# 27455

I just had the person closest to me say that my interest in the rapture and end times is cult-like and that things are happening at the same rate as they always have (earthquakes, flooding, wild weather, fires, etc.). It hurt but I guess I am supposed to be happy when perscuted for Christ.

Jewels, Rapture Ready 41 Comments [7/20/2007 6:47:31 PM]
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Quote# 27442

Ask any doctor what the purpose of the heart is. He'll give you an difinitive answer. He knows that it's there for a reason. That's intelligent design. Everyone believes it whether they admit it or not.

Orenotter, youtube 35 Comments [7/20/2007 6:02:22 PM]
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Quote# 27454

You didn't prove anything, all you showed is that your emotions come with ethics...which is illogical and unbiblical. The only rational system is the traditional christian system which perfectly explains ethics.

NewGuy101, Christian Forums 24 Comments [7/20/2007 12:18:24 PM]
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Quote# 27408

[Re: Fstdt.com again]

Sites like that to me is like being in sixth grade
surrounding the person or persons of interest
and pouring out your hatred and racism on them.

Or just make fun of them.

Kids are cruel and some never grow up.

Racism comes in many colors, shapes, and sizes folks.

shine , The Resistance Manifesto 44 Comments [7/20/2007 9:27:41 AM]
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Quote# 27451

Okay, science is proven?! Oh, come now! If I show you a pen. I ask you what color it is. Can you PROVE that it is that color???? No, you CAN'T PROVE it

iamashleyx, Gaia Online 64 Comments [7/20/2007 9:25:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Andrew Waltfeld

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Quote# 27418

FSTDT.com is another diversion aimed at those still plugged into the system. The recepient is amused by things taken out of context as well as by those who say dumb things posing as Christians.

You can continue to blindly be amused by the system, or you can take the step towards God and see things from a perspective of a spectator who instead of being amused at anything is trying to help those who are still stuck in some kind of trance or zombie like state not being able to grasp the concept of why they exist.

Driver, The Resistance Manifesto 43 Comments [7/20/2007 9:25:45 AM]
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Quote# 27421

In response to Casper's new historical monument plaza, an anti-gay pastor in Kansas has renewed his request to have his own monument in town.

In a letter to the Casper City Council on Monday, the Rev. Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church restated his intentions to build a monument in Casper, the home of slain gay University of Wyoming student Matthew Shepard.

Phelps protested Shepard's 1998 funeral and members of his family protested in Casper in 2003 after the council declined them permission to install a monument on city property...

On Monday morning, the city dedicated a historical monument plaza, which includes the Ten Commandments, the Declaration of Independence, the Mayflower Compact, the Magna Carta, the Preamble to the U.S. Constitution and the Bill of Rights.

Phelps said he would be willing to make his monument resemble the six others and would include a picture of Shepard and the engraving: "MATTHEW SHEPARD, Entered Hell October 12, 1998, at age 21, in Defiance of God's Warning: 'Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind; it is abomination.' Leviticus 18:22."

Fred Phelps, Casper Star Tribune 53 Comments [7/20/2007 7:57:37 AM]
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Quote# 27420

[Reply to a poster say that he/she didn't believe the Noah's Ark story wasn't literal]

The universal flood and the Ark of Noah cause problems for you because you deny the Word of God and choose not to exercise faith in God.

Why does 2+2=4? Who knows. It just does. How did God assemble all the animals and feed them? Well, God knows, but then again, He's God. There are a number of possible explanations, but listing them would be pure speculation. The simple fact is that you have chosen to not believe in the written account of history.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 64 Comments [7/20/2007 2:38:22 AM]
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Quote# 27415

Marriage, back in the old days, would have been defined as 'a loving union between a man and woman to spend their lives together' (or similar). The point is, that gay marriage does not fit the criteria of 'man and woman', which is as God planned. This country (and the US) were founded on Christian principles, and these should be maintained.

[...]

No, I said that gay activists were fascists (I will continue to shout Sexual Orientation Regulations from the rooftops; they are fascist because free speech itself has been removed. Yes, fascists do control others - just as gays have just 'controlled' the Anglican church, when they have no business doing so (see the link I posted in my previous post). When it is illegal for people to act upon their morals (Christian printers are forced to print pro-gay propaganda under the SORs, for example), that is fascist.

JC_510, Ubuntu Forums 65 Comments [7/20/2007 2:37:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Gadren

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Quote# 27401

Compromise is never a good thing for Christians when confronted with sly suggestions from the devil that God didn't really sssssssssay what He said, or that He is not God unless He conformssssssss to their liking, or when he invites them to quessssssstion God's goodness and motives.

Which is exactly what changing the world to the secular regressssssssssive utilitarian utopian worldview boilssssssss down to.

And I really don't think MSN is infecting my computer with a virus (except attempting to poison my mind) by plastering a "change agent" banner across the top of the headlines page when I sign on.

christdependent , CARM 45 Comments [7/19/2007 7:55:44 PM]
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Quote# 27419

Why is Islam So Loved By the Left?

I am not one who is easily offended but the fact that a Texas Senator invited a Muslim Imam to open the Texas State Senate is outrageous. We are a nation of Christians who have built our nation on the God of the Bible and this woman invites a man to pray that our nation seek the blessings of Allah, the false Muslim god. This greatly offends me and if our nation continues to seek the blessings of a false god, we are in great danger.

Bodizzle, Rightly Dividing 47 Comments [7/19/2007 7:54:52 PM]
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Submitted By: Gadren

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Quote# 27417

Imagine there's no Heaven
It's easy if you try
No hell below us
Above us only sky
Imagine all the people
Living for today

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace
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this is a lie from the devil. Yes, I believe the devil had a hand in this song being written.

Betty, Rapture Ready 85 Comments [7/19/2007 7:53:18 PM]
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