Quote# 25636

You've heard the fairy-tale nonsense of evolution. Now find out how the universe and everything herein was created. The Bible reveals that God created the universe in an orderly manner, in contrast to the "Big Bang" theory. There is no such nonsense taught in the Scriptures, unless of course you believe that God spoke...and then "BANG!" it happened! God created all things (John 1:1-3, 14; Colossians 1:16). If you are reading this, I ask you to at least give serious consideration to the Biblical account of creation. Science today proves that there is an order to creation, that life doesn't just happen. It is God's power that keeps planets from crashing into each other and maintains the universe. It is God's power that makes life grow. Scientists cannot explain life. They are baffled. God is the only logical answer! You are about to read the Biblical account of creation. All Scripture is taken from the preserved 1661 King james Bible.

Amber, Myspace 27 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 25637

[You say a lot of things, very few of which appear to be anchored in reality.]

Kind of like science. They seem to change things quite often.

Science is guess work. Kind of like doctors, guess work in a white coat.

Raven55, Livejournal 29 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25638

SODOMY IS AN ABOMINABLE SIN, WORTHY OF DEATH.

(don't just single out homosexuals...sinners come in all shapes and sizes....how do you tell someone not to be a way they have been since birth?)

it is not since birth that is a liberal lie the gay and lesbian community choose to be that way.

Dave, Myspace 33 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 25639

Evolutionists say that YOU used to be a fish. Do you really believe that? Sounds like a Brothers Grimm fairy tale to me. It takes more faith to believe an amoeba is my daddy, than to believe that God created me. Where are all those elusive transitional forms, such as lizards with feathers? There should be MILLIONS of them, but NOT ONE has been found. The "missing link" will NEVER be found because it does NOT exist! Evolution is NOT observable, testable, or repeatable. Evolution is NOT science! Evolution is a faith, a belief, a RELIGION; the religion of atheism and humanism!

Amber, Myspace 37 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 25640

(Atheism is not a religion. Science is not a religion. I thought that evolutionists believed we evolved from monkies, not fish?)

CORRECTION , IN THE ARTICLE IT NEVER STATED THAT SCIENCE WAS A RELIGION, HOWEVER, THE MAJORITY AGREE THAT ATHEISM IS CATEGORIZED AS A RELIGION.

JUST ASK THE MAJORITY OF ATHEIST WHAT THEIR RELIGION IS AND I BET THEIR ANSWER WILL BE ATHEISM.

Amber, Myspace 45 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 25642

is anyone else sick of atheists? does anyone else want to tell them to just shut up? I used to be an atheist, until I stopped being so closed minded. Some of the most violent, angry and repulsive people I have come across online have been very vocal atheists. Believe what you want to believe, but enough with the whole atheism thing! Shut up with it!

ijuitri, Stumbleupon Comments 56 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Boxtop

Quote# 25603


This is what I have been taught growing up.

Hell is a fiery pit of despair where Lucifer beats you with a whip of fire and pokes your butt with a fiery trident in a boiling pot. Has anyone been raised differently? Is my perception of The Devil off? The Devil had dominion over Hell and punishes those who are sent there.

Why would The Devil punish people? Wouldn't he want to shake hands with every person that came to him? Wouldn't he say "well done," to those who went against the man upstairs? Wouldn't he want everyone that "followed" him to be rewarded?

By followers I mean homos, the mentally handicapped, fat people, people who smoke KOOLS, women in stretch pants and Snoopy T-shirts, gamblers, drunks, video game players, Harry Potter fans, rap musicians, grad students, politicians, telemarketers, news casters, dead beat dads, ginger kids, lawyers, and janitors.

Besides, if it is an eternity in hell...wouldn't you get used to it after a day or two? I mean if you knew you were going to be burned 24 hours a day 7 days a week and even Christmas, wouldn't you get over it when the novelty wore off?


Cat86, Craigslist (Columbus) 77 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Cathy

Quote# 25607

[And so far, all the evidence collected fits the ToE very well indeed.]

But what is the theory then? Why don't we have a single page say on Wikipedia that formally defines what evolution is and what it isn't.
Because for Evolution to be something we must obviously know what it is not. Presently every person has his own adhoc defenition and that person can't tell me how he got his particular version.

Your whole quote is according to you. You say so. There are other atheists and scientists who differs from your view. You are stateing it with some sort of authority. I am not looking for Arguments from Authority. I want to know who has formally established The Theory of Evolution, Theory of Change or Theory of Everything on the same level that Kepler established his laws via Astronomia Nova 400 years ago, without which we would not have http://www.youtube.com today.

TongueSpeaker, Internet Infidels 21 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25610

When is the last time you saw an atheist...?

standing on the street corner, showing others the joy of godlessness?

dillingere_p, Yahoo! Answers 50 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Doctor Fishcake

Quote# 25615

For the record, I do not listen to the Gaithers. I think their motives are financial, and besides, I have trouble supporting people who have girly-man hair styles. Again, does he look like he is separated from the world?


ImaSaved1, t4c 25 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: KommissarKrunch

Quote# 25617

A domestic discipline marriage is one in which one partner in the marriage is given authority over the other and has the means to back the authority, usually by spanking.

A Christian Domestic Discipline marriage is one that is set up according to Biblical standards; that is, the husband is the authority in the household. The wife is submissive to her husband as is fit in the Lord and her husband loves her as himself. He has the ultimate authority in his household, but it is tempered with the knowledge that he must answer to God for his actions and decisions. He has the authority to spank his wife for punishment, but in real CDD marriages this is taken very seriously and usually happens only rarely. CDD is so much more than just spanking. It is the husband loving the wife enough to guide and teach her, and the wife loving the husband enough to follow his leadership. A Christian marriage embodies true romance and a Christian man a true hero.



Christian Domestic Discipline, "Christian Domestic Discipline" 72 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25620

How do you know what you have "learned" is right? What you "learned" could easily be falsehood. I have an a priori knowledge that all that I know from this particular source (The Church) must be true, for the very Author of creation hath so gauranteed it.

Yet, from other sources, where is your gaurantee that you are not adopting error, and adopting it soley because it is pleasing to your own ears?

You believe that which you prefer to believe. I believe that which is highly inconvenient for me to believe, even that which condemns my own actions, not because I desire to believe it, but because I have been threatened with eternal damnation by that Same God who created us if I do not believe it.

Philosophus Vir, Gaia 35 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25621

It does no good to debate about God because debates first-off, have to contain facts and atheists have no facts that God doesn't exist. It also does no good to debate about God because the imagination doesn't determine reality.

The first pre-requisite to finding God is the ability to admit that one sins and needs a redeemer. Atheists can't do that yet. But if they could, then they would seek God, provided they have a conscience, and feel remorse for their sins.

But atheists still deny they sin and in fact, even deny that sin exists. But nevertheless, they will never find God until they can admit they sin and feel the remorse for their actions. All the debating in the world won't bring them any closer to God, and in fact, will lead them farther away from admitting their sins and accepting God's love and more and more into the abyss of darkness and confusion. As Jesus tells us, "and the truth shall set you free." And the truth begins at home.

Murdock, ChristianForums 39 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 25622

First of all, it's a fact that Jesus died for your sins. In order to deny that, one would have to make up a new history that can't be documented by anyone in history.

But you cannot muster up faith by yourself. Only God can give you the faith to believe. So the first thing you need to do is ask God for faith. Then wait. It sounds like God is drawing you and Jesus promises that he who seeks will find. So every time you feel the desire, ask God for faith and He will give it to you. Sometimes God will wait until we come to the end of ourselves and have no more answers. Then we are completely open to hearing him. I'll pray for you too.

Murdock, ChristianForums 32 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 25623

Tell me this, if evolution is posssible, then how come most of today's living chimps and apes will die off before fully developing into human beings? Explain that.

Rawk4Life, YouTube 63 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MilkyWay

Quote# 25624

(umm evolution is still happening. it takes millions of years. your not gonna see some new species pop up over night.)

yea trillions of years no tell me how did they get that age and so your telling that a rock evoled to a human ridiculous

Zed326, YouTube 36 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25625

Men only know 8 colors. Woman was made after Adam and God could have easily done some minor upgrades.


coadie, CARM 68 Comments [5/24/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Maltodextrin

Quote# 25611

I was reading one of WP geek's article http://unlearningasperger.blogspot.com - I did consider writing something like this. I think some of the advice is good. It tries to break the logical thinking tendencies. But to achieve success you have ,too surrender all.

Do you know a song called “I Surrender All” it goes like this
I Surrender All
I Surrender All,
I Surrender All,
I Surrender All,

Stop this logical thinking and surrender to Jesus Christ, Our Lard and Saviour. If you can become a good Christian and be saved in the process, you are an the right track in becoming a NT.

Aspie_Chav, wrongplanet.net 71 Comments [5/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25612

At my mom's methodist (yuck) church, they exchanged pastors with a Jew church last weekend so the rabbi came and preached on sunday instead of the regular pastor. I thought it was the most blasphemous thing I've ever heard of, to let someone who denies the Son lead the church. I almost threw up when I heard about such evil. Surely God will strike down these Judases and throw them into Hell.


SilentKoala, Resistance Manifesto Forums 54 Comments [5/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25613

Wicca is one of the most seductive deceptions that satan has come up with. It is the modern name for the cult of so called "white" witchcraft or Neo-paganism, which has been enjoying a renaissance in the U.S.

Doreen Valiente herself, who was an intimate associate of Gerald B. Gardner's (Father of Wicca) during the last 15 years, is quoted in Adler's book as saying that the Book of Shadows rituals were:

"...heavily influenced by Crowley and the O.T.O (Crowley's Masonic/sex magick society), but underneath, there was a lot which wasn't Crowley at all, and wasn't the Golden Dawn (another Rosicrucian/Masonic society) or ceremonial magic either...(she was) responsible for quite a lot of the wording of the present day rituals; but not the framework of those rituals or the ideas upon which they are based."

You don't have to be sacrificing virgins or turning crosses upside down to be a satanist. All you have to do is not believe Jesus is Lord and you're a satanist. All pagan religions are controlled by satan.

It doesn't matter if you worship Pan or Krishna or Diana or Thor; the face behind the mask of your god is satan's. Even if you're a atheist, you're still worhipping satan; for you have undoubtedly made on element your idol (the center of your life): whether it's power, money, knowledge, freedom or some other ideal.

Groundhog, The Resistance Manifesto 43 Comments [5/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25614

I'm sorry but I only get snippy at lying deceivers that are Luciferian Satanist, like yourself. And you just went and done it again. But that's OK, I know that you can't help being what you are, After all, it is your assignment, isn't it? I don't mind debating someone who is honest about their intentions, but you have never been honest of your intentions. You calim that it is all in good fun, but I know that you are here because you have to. What irks me the most is evil, and lies. I just can't help being who I am either. I hate evil, and I can recognize all forms of it; because I spend a lot of time fighting it. You just happen to be someone who promotes it. It just so happens that intellectual rhetoric is the only way you will ever be able to express your supposed "superiority" because when it comes down to it. Your just a toothless dog who's bark is much worse than it's bite. And so are your controllers who cower behind you as well. And that is why I have a hard time giving you any respect. If you would just be honest a few times, I might actually pay you some respect; but you don't deserve it. Because you are never honest. But you are clever, and I'll hand that to ya. But you will never have the kind of power that I do. All you will have is empty lifeless words. Just as empty and as lifeless as you are. But here's kudo's for keeping us on our toes.

Now you'll have to excuse me while I go and destroy some more of Satan's kingdom, while you sit helpless to do anything about it.
Ba bye

whiterider, The Resistance Manifesto Forums 38 Comments [5/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25609

Get down from your high horse, you satanist! Jesus demands we lay down our lives for him, so we can praise Him for all eternity. I can't wait for the glorious day when He will take up His Bride (the Church) while sending proud unbelievers off to their destruction. By prophecies I am confident this will happen within a few decades. Turn or burn! I say this because I care about you!

ultranordic, YouTube 45 Comments [5/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ambrielle

Quote# 25604

For the people on FSTDT. God gave Flynt a chance to repent. Flynt chose not to. Just because he was shot doesn't mean he was going to die. I doubt Flynt has five more years to live. Take a good look at him next time he's on television. I say his time is almost up and he will stand before God who he has mocked and denied. Good luck with that Larry.

Raven55, Livejournal 25 Comments [5/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25605

as far as humans evolving from monkey's is conserned..its hte other way round, as God says in verse 65 of surah baqarah..'turn into a monkey and be insulted'...

Saad Usmani, facebook 23 Comments [5/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremiah

Quote# 25547

[Atheist article discussion]

What in the world is going on here? Who put the part about Christians "cherry-picking" the Bible in there? And how about that nonsense about Christians "killing those who try to convert you, stoning homosexuals" etc.? I don't believe the Bible says anything about beheading people of other religions. I think we've confused it with Islam.

Scorpionman, Conservapedia 14 Comments [5/23/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Vael300