Quote# 25740

The only people who are discreding science are the evolutionists. Evil is what we call the worldview that accomines evolution. Evil is what we call a theory that is based on atheism.


wayne230, hannity 21 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 25741

In my geology classes at Ohio State I learned two apparently contradictory "facts". First, that the entire earth was at one time covered with water. Secondly, that this was caused by a lot of local floods, but certainly not a world-wide flood. This begs the question, "Why not one great flood?"

Pastor Mark Barbee, Fairfield Christian Church 28 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 25743

The EARTH MOTHER is wounded by our indifference. We kill animals and plants to satisfy our selfish appetites. Eat only raw plants and animals that have died a natural death. Learn to breathe properly, avoid exessive activity that causes you to exhale too much toxic CO2.

...

Ms. Clinton, a true Goddess-minded leader, may soon be the most exoterically powerful person on earth. She is in touch with her higher self

GreenRespect, YouTube 69 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 25744

"If you're not a born-again Christian, you're a failure as a human being."

Jerry Falwell, from a column in SF Gate 25 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 25745

You know why he’s REALLY in prison. It has nothing to do with taxes! ... This is not a political free feral. As Christians we are at war with all those who want us silenced.

My family finally found out the status of Dr. Hovind. He’s in solitary confinement and the government is trying to put him in prison overseas. There is only one reason for this, THEY WANT HIM DEAD! I’m done being quiet, I’m ready to stand with him and the God he serves!!!!!!!!

gravy1, CSE blogs 34 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 25746

[re: Hovind's imprisonment]

I’m trying to figure out how to organize something. Right now, I’m calling everyone I know. I started emailing the white house when I found out. I contacted them yesturday and I plan on contacting them every day! I contacted the Voice of the Martyrs, no response yet. I don’t know if they will say anything because this is a political issue and there are those who would like to say that he’s done something morally wrong. The Devil knows scripture and it doesn’t suprise me that he’s using it to his advantage. This is a spiritural battle. We are all in trouble if our president doesn’t veto the “hate crimes” act. We may all end up like Dr. Hovind, if we have the guts to stand like he has. If we don’t shake something up, we’ll all be even more persecuted than we already are.

(emphasis added)

gravy1, CSE blogs 22 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 25747

Dear baliset [may24]

I thought it would have been more important for you to apologise and repent for your sin of miss-informing people about an appeal being summarily dismissed when it was not.

therefore “go to hell” in Jesus Righteous Holy name

all love and kindness.

Philllip-George (c) 1974

Australian: Phillip-George (c)1974, CSE blogs 19 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 25748

Upon this day in 1521, the Great Reformer Luther was declared a heretic by the Judeo-Babylonian Papacy for refusing to relent to their idolatry, Jewish pomp, the homosexual rape of young Aryan boys and girls by perverted Jewish and Jewish-influenced priests and nuns, false religion and the typically Jewish theft of our ancestor's hard-earned money. That is all the Papacy stood for and it is indeed a damn shame that Aryans are still trapped under its influence. Nevertheless for Luther's sacrifice we may enjoy our freedom today.

Pheowulf, Pheowulf 41 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Zipperback

Quote# 25750

[Or that a human was ever a seman and an egg ... neither of which look anymore human then a lobster.]

Have you seen a lobser? I look nothing like a lobster. As far as I know I wasn't an egg. I don't believe human beings lay eggs do they?

wayne230, hannity 96 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 69

Quote# 25752

NEVER think i'm shut off from the world - i just choose to ignore most of it!

catlover12, CBH 24 Comments [5/27/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: Stique

Quote# 25686

(response to an article about misspelled search terms on Yahoo!)


Only a total, idiotic and uneducated Christian, Republican, right-wing, conservative, brainwashed, sheep would spell those VERY simple words, places and names wrong.
That is what happens when your brain is turned to mush by religion and bigoted, sexist and hate-filled propaganda. One loses the ability to think, reason or even to conjure enough sense to look a word up before you type it out stupidly for the world to see.

We need to eliminate religion, banish the Republican party, demolish the right-wing movement, impeach Bush, bring-down ALL forms of government, abolish laws, phase out the military, police and all other "law enforcement" agencies, refuse to work and pay taxes to greedy politicians, stop driving motorized vehicles and stop feeding the oil-blood-war machine, go back to nature, live off the land and herbs, stop drugging ourselves for diseases that don't even exist just so doctors, drug companies and hospitals can make millions off us every year, refuse to pay our bills that keep the evil corporations spear-heading our lives, squash the well worn out and tired, archaic notion that god is male, get back to GODDESS worship which was ancient people lives LONG before religion opressed everyone, get men out of positions of religious power, put women BACK in that place where they held the crown before male-based religions came along and tried to hold back women in power by calling them "witches" and then burning, hanging, crushing, drowning, stoneing, torturing and beating them to death, make birth control as available as air, PROMOTE abortions so we can STOP over-populating and forcing rape and incest victims to give birth to deformed, grotesque beasts, promote women to experiment and embrace lesbian sexuality and teach that women DO NOT need men to be happy or orgasm, and make men understand their place is to secure and serve the needs of women that are inheritants of the MOTHER GODDESS. God created women first, not men.



alice_paul_nwp, Yahoo! Buzz 89 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 20
Submitted By: jenovatrix

Quote# 25665

I think it just depends on what you have faith in the most. Sence sicence is being able to prove something over and over, and no one can PROVE sicence or evelution, and no one was there to see ether happen, it's not sicence. But sence I believe in the Bible and can pretty well prove it's reliabelety through the study of prophecy, I have faith in creationnism because that's what the Bible teaches.

NatetheGreat, CBH 36 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Stique

Quote# 25666

I belive in creation. It is in the Bible. I still do not get how some idiot got the idea us humans came from some monkey. That is gross.
....I wish people would stop being so blind-folded and think of what God says.




penguin, CBH 22 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Stique

Quote# 25667

I've had these feelingson and off for along time and have set a date.(first monday in february 2006)I'll be 30 I put a stipulation on it though if things change for the better and I can accomplish these things.
1.Find a good job (in computers,writing)
2.Find a virgin to marry
If I can't find one then I can't see myself getting married why would I marry a woman that couldn't think of her future mate as I have I saved myself why not her?
Even among "good" christian woman it's hard to find they say well I was out of the will of God ect.I mean so was I! and I still waited!And they don't want to say they sinned they say they made a "mistake". Hypocrites!everyone of them!They only say they were so they can get away with it "sleeping around" I don't see how they can say well God forgives me and he loves us,all I can say is give me a break!How can God forgive the sin of fornication and commiting adultry on your future mate and not suicide? I mean I've thought about this and can't see a real reason to stay on this cesspool of a planet if the two thing I want most in life aren't met by my deadline? I just can't see it or me living after 30.So as I see it I might only have about a year and a half left to live.

Raven55, Livejournal 42 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 25668

Actually, I once had a "crisis" about Creation vs. Evolution, but I researched it, found out a lot of things, got the evidence for myself, and now I KNOW that evolution is not even remotely possible. I am quite sure that I will NOT change my mind about this one thing.


Godslittlerosebud, CBH 30 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Stique

Quote# 25672

Let me clear things up a bit here.
Remember, the universe as we know it is about 17 billion years old and the Earth was formed quite some time ago as well, and there was a Big Bang…but God made it happen...and a lot happened on this particular planet. Now, we know that Lucifer reigned on a planet called Rahab before he was thrown out of heaven because of sin, and God destroyed that planet, which now are those pieces of rock between Mars and Saturn we know as the Asteroid belt. Before Adam and Eve was created, there was evolution here on earth, but not as it was taught in school. This planet did bring forth life and we see the evidence of it in our bedrock. Dinosaurs existed and T-Rexes did munch other things. Life was great and without decay. Then Lucifer sinned and death entered this universe. Evolution as we know it was not a race towards superiority, but it became a struggle against death. Everything died…even light died eventually, so great is the wages of sin. Remember, scientists cannot tell how old something was when it lived 20 million years ago. They can only tell when it died. They cannot tell for how long the thing lived. The bones and stuff they find in limestone and stuff are dead bones, not living animals on life support…lol…
Now, this planet was in a totally dead state for about 17000 years before God re-created the Earth and all the things of Genesis came into being. God then created man and women, and all we have here on earth today. The living stuff as we know it today isn’t a result of evolution, but a result of the creative power of God, and God’s attempt to show grace to all.
What is important to us, is that we know our backround, why we are here and where we are going to be in the future, and how to get there. We need to know God loves us, and that He has prepared a way for us to be with Him again. The study into our past is quite an interesting one tho…quite interesting. And what makes it all the more fun, is that the Bible recalls those events. You only need to know where to look!


LeAigle, CBH 53 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Stique

Quote# 25675

"Son, it is not too late! My God COMMANDS me to go unto the wicked (EZ 3:19) and "break heads" for Him. You have a lot of hatred in you, but can you LOVE??? Or are you just one of those who thinks that "love" is to be found in a bath-house with a line of all your "buddies"? Is not AIDS PROOF that God has had it with the wicked (EZ 33:8) and you are going to die screaming, like a scared little girl? Just wait until you get to Hell, Mr. Cale! THEN the real fun starts- but not for you! There are no trees to hug and there is none of your "happy pills" that you take to escape the truth of DEATH! None of that is in HELL! It is a BAD place, Hombre, and you will be there with all those who have denied Him and fornicated with thousands in despicable calumies against His Word and perhaps you can have a nice, cool glass of ice-water with Hitler and Stalin and Mao and Mother Teresa and maybe Bill Clinton will be there too- SHOCKED Mr. Cale? The Cult of Mary is no path to heaven, only Jesus is (JO 18:37) and that wicked whore of Baal will be there right with the adulturer and hater of virtue Slick Willie! But there will be NO ice water to slake your thirst- SATAN will laugh and you will cry but FOREVER you wicked venal black hearted child of wickedness!

GET SAVED Mr. Cale- repent, and repent HARD! Be honest and for true or...YOU'LL BE SORRY!!!!!!!!

And no matter what, I'mmaking it my business to get this trash off of the Internet. Free speech? Give me a break. Look at the Courts, Mr. Cale- WE'RE WINNING! Your "freedom" is numbered in days. I'm going to shut you down and prosecuted to boot! COUNT ON IT SLIME!

You have been warned. Now GET THEE TO JESUS, do not pass go, do not collect $200- WAKE UP AND BE IN HIS GLORY AND JOIN ME IN HIS AFTERLIFE!!!!!!!!!"


[this is just half of the post, by the way; the rest is basically more of the same]

Bob IN CHRIST, Ruthless Reviews Feedback 53 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 25677

(About the song I Have Forgiven Jesus performed by Morrissey)

I think this is an awful song. It offends the Christian religion. Jesus died on the cross for us. It is not we who should forgive Jesus, it is Jesus who is so great for forgiving us because we are so sinful. But he loves us and forgives us anyways. If you do not erase this song off the internet, I will be forcced to take immeadiate action against you. Today is the 23rd. I will come back to this website in 1 week and if this song is not taken off I will take legal action.

[email protected], sing365.com 52 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Jeremiah

Quote# 25678

Islam has the best law ever ,, Justice! If you're too free, you'll take advantage! USA has over 300,000 prostitutes! over 25 million gays! over 50 million alcoholics! over 25% of women smokers! Wat kind of law is that!



nerdklasic, YouTube 56 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Joe

Quote# 25679

Quote:
Originally Posted by Oolon Colluphid
Ah, speaking in tongues. Glossolalia. "Strings of meaningless syllables made up of sounds taken from those familiar to the speaker and put together more or less haphazardly".


For the millions of other Christians babbeling nonsense and deceiving themselves - yes. But I claim to be perhaps the only Christian who can speak a proper language I don't understand. Listen to it at http://scratchpad.wikia.com/wiki/TongueSpeaker



TongueSpeaker, Internet Infidels 15 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 25680

Unless [Genesis] creation is taught in Australian schools, Australia will become more and more atheistic, truth will be only relative, and this will lead to the further decline in ethical values in Australia, and the further chaos and breakdown of our functioning society ... The teaching of creation will help restore ethical values and decency and blessing in Australia.

Amanda J. Tan, Unbelief.org 44 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 25689

The Qur'an is wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ahead of Science. People who believe in the Qur'an are far beyond in knowledge when it comes to scientific people. This is because, science has limited knowledge. They can only believe in the stuff that they discover, while anything that has not been discovered yet, they simply fail to believe. This is why science can be a tool to learn but not something to depend on, as many people do. As for the Qur'an, it's believers have belief in things like the unseen, such as Jinns which science has yet to prove, magic, etc. Though they all exist but since science has no reasons, they chose science over the words of the Almighty, the Most Wise! For scientists if something cannot be explained by science, it is impossible to believe. This is called closed-mindedness, because you only believe yourself and accept nothing more than that knowledge.

Saad Mohammad, facebook 30 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Jeremiah

Quote# 25701

I just got hired on at a fire department and well ive made some minor mistakes and what not. The devil is speaking through my chief theatening me that i am going to lose my job.


alrdyreg, Rapture Ready 62 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Talulah

Quote# 25702

I usually feel demonic presence around electrical sources. No, I'm not electromagnetically sensitive. But it seems that every time I reach for my remote control I feel a terrible presence gripping my heart right before I turn the TV on. So then I turn to my Bible instead. I really don't find anything on TV worth watching except a few Christian programmes, but I'm afraid that just having the thing on will lead me to temptation! I think that's the presence I feel, some demon waiting to just entice me with all the bittersweet things TV has to offer.

ersatz, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Talulah

Quote# 25705

Global Warming From The Angels

I listened to an astromer on the radio last month
say that for the last few years strange eruptions have
been sighted on the surface of the sun, sending out solar
flares many miles into the sun's atmosphere causing the
sun's temperature to increase.
I remember last year a heat wave for about two weeks
in the area I lived that make it so hot, by the time one
walked two blocks, you were covered in sweat and
gasping for breath.

"AND THE ANGLE POURED OUT HIS VIAL UPON
THE SUN, AND THE SUN INCREASED WITH INTENSITY
AND SCORCHED PEOPLE, AND THEY BLASPHEMED GOD."


Notice people curse god instead of crying out for mercy.
One night during the heat wave I fell to my knees and cried
out,"GREAT IS THE GOD WHO JUDGES US"!


THE END TIMES, Rapture Ready 30 Comments [5/26/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Talulah