Quote# 23124

I have a theory.

Is it possible that liberals are pro-choice just so they can eat our children? I wouldn't be surprised. I bet they just want to steal the aborted fetus and gobble it up!

I also think they support gay marriage just because it will lead to incest and beastiality. They want to marry their dogs while destroying the traditional family.

Christian Businessman, Myspace 98 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 23128

It'll take more than a radio telescope to frighten angels.

I get sick when I see a cherub on a Hallmark card (or anywhere else these days).

Cherubs are not cute little babies posing for their pictures; they are elite fighting angels, of which Lucifer was the cream of the crop.


AV1611VET, Christian Forums 44 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23132

[Ann Coulter]

I listened to some of Godless: The Church of Libralism on Doubleday Bookclub to see if I wanted to buy it. And Ann reminds me of a female Archie Bunker from All in the Family, one of my favorite shows. I guess that's why I like her. She speaks her mind and doesn't care who she hurts. She's a strong woman and doesn't back down no matter what the libral media says about her. That's what we need in a president. As far as being a Christian. She may be the most Godly woman we know. Lord knows Archie Bunker was and look what he said.

KentuckyBoy87, Christian Forums 38 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 23135

Maths will kill the evolution of every biological structure.

Just wanted to know if anyone has any mathematical statistic or probability calculations for the evolutionary products delineating the probability of them arising in the time they have to arise with reliable pathways elucidated.

Untill this has been done evolution is completely ungrounded and i predict now that it is the inabililty to do this maths and the conclusion of future attempts to do this maths that will spell the undoing of evolutionary theory!! you heard it here first.

its the lack of maths that Is powering ID and true they dont have it all worked out but it is felt missing in the current framework and felt to be against the current framework the evolution of every biological structure by random processes just feels mathematicly off, by a rather large margin

jlerollin, Christian Forums 49 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 23136

men are just crazy f u c k ing horny.... men will have sex with dogs... sheep... anything...

is it any wonder that they will have sex with each other.???.. unless taught otherwise.???? no.

Mosheh_Thezion, The Resistance Manifesto 46 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23137

YES.... the bible... is a great positive influence.

if that child.... was influenced with biblical reasoning..

he probubly would never try being gay... and would wait until he found a girl.....
AND LOW AND BEHOLD.... SEX WITH GIRLS IS GREAT.

Mosheh_Thezion, The Resistance Manifesto 51 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23139

(From "How to rear Children" by by Dr. Jack Hyles)

1. Let the child realize that you are simply representing God in the execution of the punishment. Explain to him that parents represent God before their children and that they are ministers to execute His judgment. Psalm 103:13 says, "Like as a father pitieth his children, so the Lord pitieth them that fear Him." So God is like a father and He chooses fathers and mothers to represent Him in the punishing of little children. Let the child realize that if you as a parent do not punish him properly, you are being disobedient to God and committing the same sin the child is committing. Explain to him that you are a child of God and if you refuse to obey God in the execution of His judgment upon your children, God will pour out His wrath upon you. For you to be a good child of God requires that you be a good parent to the child. Let him understand this. He will get the idea that God is a holy and just God, One Who loves and yet One Who wants us to become out best. For this to be so He must punish us when we are deserving.

2. Sometimes spanking should leave stripes on the child. Proverbs 20:30 says, "The blueness of a wound cleanseth away evil; so do stripes the inward parts of the belly." Our natural man rebels a such punishment, but we are reminded in I Corinthians 2:14 that the natural man cannot understand the things of the Spirit. Hence, we have to trust the God Who knows more than we and obey Him.
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10. The spanking should be administered firmly. It should be painful and it should last until the child's will is broken. It should last until the child is crying not tears of anger but tears of a broken will. As long as he is stiff, grits his teeth, holds on to his own will, the spanking should continue.

Dr. Jack Hyles, Jesus Is Lord 146 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23140

[I think God has more important things to deal with than who wins on some dopey TV show.]

Nothing is too unimportant for Him. Just think of how when people pray to find their car keys (that Satan has hidden), the Holy Spirit leads them to the keys.

Merciel, Christian Forums 50 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 23142

Did you guys know that "luck" came from the word "Lucifer"?

My mom said so. And I'm sure she knows better, of where the word came from
Lucifer: Luck

RebekahD/His_Pure_Girl, CBH 66 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stique

Quote# 23143

The fundamentals and teachigs of Buddhism is based on christianity and Islam.

Shinashki, Mashada Forums 35 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23144

[Are drugs sinful?]

he Bible give us some guiding principles about this subject.

Galatians 5

19 The acts of the sinful nature are obvious: sexual immorality, impurity and debauchery; 20idolatry and witchcraft; hatred, discord, jealousy, fits of rage, selfish ambition, dissensions, factions 21and envy; drunkenness, orgies, and the like. I warn you, as I did before, that those who live like this will not inherit the kingdom of God.


The word witchcraft come from pharmakÌa means literal in Greek use of medication.
You can read more about it here
http://www.blueletterbible.org/cgi-b...l?strongs=5331

I hope that helped you.

Rut, Christian Forums 29 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 23145

[The whole thread is filled with hateful ignorance.]

It's interesting...Obama claims he is not Muslim...but his name says otherwise. Are we to be lulled to believe there is no tie to the religion who vows hatred for Christians and Jews? I choose not to sleep...

Mama Judy, Teens-4-Christ 62 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: GR^

Quote# 23146

Why would you want to "date or be close to anyone" is a personal man/women relationship unless you were ready to marry them. The whole reason of dating is to try to marry, your not going to go into a date hoping you wont marry the guy/girl.


Soccersamman, CBH 31 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stique

Quote# 23147

If a woman who is not pledged to be married is raped the rapist must marry her according to the bible.

If a woman who is pledged to be married is raped while in the country (i.e. outside the city) the rapist must be killed and the woman must not be punished but if she is raped in a city (or town) then both of them should be killed because the assumption is that she could have screamed but did not.

Good basic judeo-christian law. Deuteronomy 22:23-29

Dave P, Yahoo! Answers 34 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23148

If they despise the religion and so sure of non existence of god, why so often they are so horny to harrass and make fool of religious people? where comes that kind of desire? I v no religion, but I am a guy who thinks none of scientific theories so far cant be strong enough to knock out the god. so I always wonder where the atheists get that eagerness to harrass religious people and to be so sarcastic about religion.

iamreal, Yahoo! Answers 28 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23015

All history revolves around the Bible

First the Bible: Whether people agree with it or not, the fact is, the holy scriptures verify the truth of history the best. This incomparable written record is the most accurate and trusted of all for a reason. It passes any test devised by man or time. No other recorded holy document or book compares. Real history, archaeology, mathematics, and science align themselves continually with it.

TL Adamson, mlive.com 28 Comments [4/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23003

[Regarding UFOs]

I believe there are technologies out there that pass for extra-terrestrial crafts/UFOs but they are not extraterrestrial. However, I do believe that in the rapture of the church (the belief that Christ will catch away believers prior to the Great Tribulation), UFOs will be the explanation used to explain their disappearance.

BgJff, Uru Obsession 18 Comments [4/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23004

I think that jesus camp video was a psyop by our government/Vatican. I don't know of any churches like that. Next they will put it on TV, well I think they already did in Europe. It's being used to demonize American christianity.


Amishist, The Resistance Manifesto 27 Comments [4/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23006

Scientists admit that there were an original man and woman who gave birth to the entire human race. This alone is a hard blow to evolution, yet, I shall proceed with that in mind. Even if this original pair of humans existed but 100 000 years ago, that would require a doubling time of 1 612.51 years! Is this number not shocking? It is completely unrealistic!

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I believe that evolution is merely the thought process of people attempting to convince themselves that there is no God, It is not science. It is not fact....

Drake1500, ForumStyles 36 Comments [4/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Danny

Quote# 23009

[Title: the speration of church and sate]

should the US at its court house display the ten comandment now i belive it should though not applying to everyone but yeah our country is founded apon that and honestly with out them our society would crumble please post you opinions and please dont bother others for thier opinions

snoman777, Gaia 26 Comments [4/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22994

(Is it any wonder that conservatives were killed by the thousands during the French Revolution by the people they oppressed?)

The oppressive liberal leaders of France at the time where killed by thousands of everyday Frenchmen who wanted freedom from oppression and the right to have there own prosperity. They sure sound like conservatives to me.

LKN-Boomer, Myspace 15 Comments [4/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 22998

It would be a good time to put evolution on trial. There is more evidence against it than there is for it. They are still teaching outdated and false evolution information from Darwin's day.

There is more proof today than ever that evolution is all made up. It takes more faith to believe in it than it does to believe in an intelligent designer.

Jesus Groupie, Rapture Ready 27 Comments [4/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 22999

I have actually got into heated discussions with Christians who claim that MOST Christians around the globe believe in evolution and that America is the only place you will find Creationists not believing in it. They also say you can't take Genesis literally. It was all allegory to help the early nitwits...no..er...I mean people who weren't very intelligent to give them an understanding of how everything began. Then when society became more intelligent and we had risen above those early neanderthals in intelligence God revealed through science the way He created. And that was through evolution.

*gag* *cough* *puke*

Sorry......that just leaves a bad taste in my mouth....anyway I do try and respect others opinions but....I will ALWAYS take the Word of God who has the power to preserve His Word throughout the ages over a simple human being who really has no clue to the works and the ways of God.

CaiperLane, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [4/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23023

i get so angry reading blogs like this. atheist should not be considered american citizens. they have no moral compass and refuse to accept our creator!!!

you should be PROUD to be AMERICAN and not living in a country like europe or china not having the same freedoms like we do. we are the most advanced country and best country in the WORLD and its because we are the only TRUE CHRISTIAN NATION left in the world.

JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN please take this man to your heart and show him that his sinful life is NOT NEEDED and he can live in LOVE and show RESPECT to the nation that allows him to write garbage like this.

a REAL american is a CHRISTIAN american,if it does not suit you,perhaps you should try living in EUROPE and see how much freedom you get there.

God Bless America

Annie, Poofingers Anonymous 52 Comments [4/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23024

maybe you think i leave because you insult me,but that only give me more faith and trust in GOD!

i will stay here until i made you all accept JESUS CHRIST the man who DIED for our SINS. each time he write a new blog saying something bad about GOD or his servants,i will DEFEND them.

and it really makes me saw how you attack reverend hovind who has helped so many people to come to CHRIST.i just see jealousy from u side.he is a GOOD and LOVING man of GOD and I pray that he and his wife will come out of this without any problems to show the atheist that GOD is on OUR side.

but maybe u are afraid of facing REAL challenges!!! u think your evolutionary religion is the right one, ok SHOW IT THEN,i never seen an atheist prove his religion EVER.they sit and say we come from APES,ok MAYBE U GUYS, but GOD MADE ME IN HIS IMAGE.

Annie, Poofingers Anonymous 25 Comments [4/3/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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