Quote# 23249

There is no science in evolution but plenty of religion. At least thats what I have seen in the posts of the pro evos.
Let me give you some advice here: Before you say that no Christian is persecuted at all I suggest you become one yourself and see for yourself if we are persecuted or not.Otherwise you need to stop lecturing us about persecution.


wayne230, Hannity 42 Comments [4/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: pbagosy

Quote# 23251

What Atheists want from us? What happen when all Religions stop?

It seems like they want everybody to be Atheists.

Okay Atheists, you want this Iraq war to stop. okay...
All of our military men just come home and be with
their family.
And.... okay... Muslims lose their religion...
And no more religion. Buddhists gotta stop their religion too.

Everybody just have to make Atheists happy.

And then what?

What you want us to do? What??? Just look at you all day?

Look at CELEBRITIES,,, and watch them go to jail back and forth, complaining about eating disorders.

Just go to work everyday even on holidays and even on Sunday, just work everyday.... be bored?

Watch tv all day? Have sex all day? Talk about Celebrities all day?

Talk about science all day? Talk about stem cell research, to develop lungs for Smokers?

I have no money, I have to go fishing or go boat riding?

Go to club and drink some beer and then face charge
for DUI???

What? What you want us to do? huh? You wanna control us right? Vote for Hilary?
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I do live a normal boring life. I eat, I sleep, and I work. I just pray every night before I go to bed for 1 minute. 1 second when praying over my food.

Well I don't wanna drink those nasty beer and I don't like fishing.



Well if the American troops stay there in Iraq, maybe Iraqis will learn about us Americans and our easy going religion,
cause their religion is too harsh, and stop being so strict on women.


I am not holier than thou. We send our tax paying money to feed the homeless, and all, most people don't want any HANDOUT.

I don't wanna get married and have hardheaded children.

I didn't bash you with my religion, the others did. Not I. I do read my good book and live a happy boring life.

wordlissomean09, Y!A 46 Comments [4/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa

Quote# 23252

{The original poster in this thread has just announced that he has been certified as a lifeguard}

Wouldn't it be great if you rescued someone and after you did tell them how to get saved from Hell? They would then realize how close they were to death. Hopefully you could get tons saved by that!

AprilMayJune, Teens4Christ 37 Comments [4/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: KommissarKrunch

Quote# 23253

If I pray to God to kill you, naturally He's not going to listen to my prayer!

If I don't pray in accordance to His will, of course He's not going to answer my prayers!

If your kids ask for stupid things, will you give them what they want?

If your kids ask for things that are good for them, wouldn't you always try to give what's good to them?

Do you understand now, how God is like a parent or you still wish to see God as a Genie in the Bottle?

Billi, CARM 35 Comments [4/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23255

You're lame... there are no atheists in foxholes!!! Atheism is a religion just like every other...[...]

I am sure that all who created technology were not atheist. It just becomes a convenient truth for people with the incapacity to deal with their own shortcomings.

Take it from me, I am not that religious!!!

Teddystiltskins, Digg.com 30 Comments [4/6/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23152

USTIN — A Dallas-area imam became the first Muslim cleric to offer the Texas Senate's daily prayer on Wednesday.

The visit raised the eyebrows of a conservative talk-show host turned senator who questioned the religious leader's background and the timing of his visit.
Sen. Dan Patrick stepped off the floor for Imam Yusuf Kavakci's prayer, in which he recited a passage from the Koran in Arabic and read an English translation.

"I surely believe that everyone should have the right to speak, but I didn't want my attendance on the floor to appear that I was endorsing that," said Patrick, a freshman Republican from Houston.

Dan Patrick, Houston Chronicle 22 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stranger

Quote# 23154

Here are some of the symptoms to watch for to tell if you have been addicted to your television.

1. “Must see TV” - If there is a show you simply can’t go without seeing you are addicted! Don’t take that lightly. It’s as dangerous as being addicted to cocaine. I don’t care if it’s the “History Channel,” you are a slave to your television.

2. “Can you believe it?!” - People now talk about their favorite TV shows as if they were as important as their children. They discuss what is happening on a fictional program, to a make believe person, as though it effected their lives like the price of gas or groceries. They are as upset at what happens on their favorite show as if they had lost their job.
Or, they are caught up in the lives of real people who hate the Lord and are against everything the Bible and their church stand for. Some of you are caught up with Anna Nicole Smith or the adoption antics of Angelina Jolie as though they were members of your family. Your emotions have been kidnaped by godless, Christ-denying producers from Holywood (sic).

3. “Perverted compassion” - You have “compassion” for wicked people and their immoral standards but contempt for your pastor and his biblical standards. When I say something about murderous Muslims or perverted homosexuals or the slut, Anna Nicole Smith, some of you ignite in anger. Of course, you can’t admit that you have been perverted by your TV god so you have to complain, “Gipp just doesn’t have any ‘Christ-like compassion’ for these poor sinners. Hate the sin, love the sinner is what the Bible says. I’m ‘Christ-like’ because I have ‘compassion’ for these people.” Sure! Take that statement, put it between two pieces of bread and you’ll have a baloney sandwich!

Samuel C Gipp, ThD, A Friend To Churches Ministries 42 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Heather

Quote# 23156

[Regarding aid to Asia following the 2005 tsunami]

Western (Christian) nations have had an overwhelming outpouring of aid for people who have sworn our destruction. Why? Because most of Europe was spiritually altered by The Reformation and even in secular countries like France there is a residual Christian spirit of charity.

Just one more reason why Christianity is superior to Islam

Dr. Samuel Gipp, A Friend To Churches Ministries 8 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Heather

Quote# 23157

Attention Church Skit Writers
Christians are great ones for doing skits exposing the flaws of their fellow Christians. Haven’t we had enough of that? In a society that has nothing but scorn for Christianity do we really need to bash ourselves too?

If you are the one who writes skits for your church, school or youth camp why don’t you write ones that make fun of the hypocrisy of the News Mafia, Hollywood or public Education? Let’s get our people laughing at what’s really worthy of scorn and ridicule.

Dr. Samuel Gipp, A Friend To Churches Ministries 27 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Heather

Quote# 23158

is there evidence of unicorns being real? No

But there is for Hell.

One man had this vision of being in hell for only four hours, but he described it as such: a thirst unqeunchable, insects and rodents on his body, open flesh wounds, burning, cant' see because it is so dark. Think about that. The guys body was Burning! rotting flesh. He heard many cries for some help, but no one came. couldn't see them at all.

Bryce Kuhlers, Facebook 52 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Fili

Quote# 23159

yes, the truth does hurt, atheists sit on keyboards and swill beer in the student union and holkd foreth on long philosphical arguments and do next to nothing to inprove the muman condition.....that is why all the medical clinics, orhphanges, jungle hosipitals, feeding centers etc say ST. this and St. that and Jesus this and Jesus that, and the atheists are sitting back at home swilling beer and typing on their keyboards.....

inzone, Christian Forums 47 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23162

your a faggot. Dont post anything bad about christianity you ignorant bastard. Maybe you should read the bible you narrow minded fool. Homosexuality = hell. I dont care what you say. This is funny but the Christianity part is completely right. Please never post again until you find Jesus. I dont want to see anyone go to hell even if its an ignorant narrow minded idiotic fool like you.

WarGuerrilla, Youtube 35 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23166

When Becky (my oldest daughter) was newborn and still in the maternity ward at the hospital I brought a big Bible and held it up before the window. I shouted through the window, "Becky, this is the Word of God." and I waved the Bible from side to side. (I am not sure that she was impressed!)

The first day she was home from the hospital I put her on the floor, got the Bible, and told her how to be saved. I did this every week even when she was an infant. I am not sure when the moment was that salvation's plan first dawned upon her, but I am sure that she knew how to be saved, for regularly I took the Bible, went to her crib, and told her about Adam and Eve, the depravity of man, the wrath of God, God's plan of salvation, the atonement, the resurrection, etc. I wanted to be sure she associated her daddy with a black book called the Bible and in her subconscious mind was registered God's plan of salvation. How important this is in the life of a child.

Dr. Jack Hyles, Jesus-is-lord.com 71 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23167

["i'm sorry but i don't like president bush at all, why wasn't there an option for the opinion that he shouldn't have been there?"]

That option wasn't there because God ordained him. Personally, I think he is the greatest president since Regan, and second only to Regan.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 59 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23168

["The fact is that in the first election, the majority of the black, democrat voting people of Florida were removed from the voting list, for petty reasons, such as having the same name as a criminal.

bush was elected legally for the second term, I will not deny that, but the first election was filled with dirty tricks and cheating."]

You see, this is where you are simply wrong. The only people who were denied the privilege of voting were the ones who were too lazy to register and the ones who legally could not vote in the precinct(s) they showed up at.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 23 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Gadren

Quote# 23169

Satan is shrewd..."more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made". He would have us buy into such distorted depictions of politicians. And the Muslim connection just makes the depiction more distorted. It's interesting...Obama claims he is not Muslim...but his name says otherwise. Are we to be lulled to believe there is no tie to the religion who vows hatred for Christians and Jews? I choose not to sleep...

Mama Judy, Teens-4-Christ 42 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Gadren

Quote# 23170

You have to understand whenever they are losing a debate they will use any tactic to paint us as the bad guys. One of the first ways is to lables us as "Fetus" lovers and how we don't care about the living. This of course is far from the truth. For we are pro-life and are caring about all life of all races and all creeds and of all religions. Because a majority of our efforts are in deed centered on the most defenseless they immediately assume that all we care about are the unborn and to hell with the rest of the world. Deep down they know that this is untrue but they continue to cling to it as some sort of last hope for the defeat of the pro-life movement.

The next thing they will do is pull the old "I give this much to charity, how much do you give." And then when that fails they resort to name calling and foul language. It is important to note that their side is based purely on the here and now and mostly about their own selfish needs and wants and sometimes they care about the tight circle of friends and family that they have surrounded around them. But make no mistake about it. As soon as one of their tight circle of friends and family steps out of the mold they cut them off as fast as they can.

HM3 Ratigan USN 1987-1993, Once a Doc Always a DOC, Myspace 31 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 23171

Hey! My name is Juanita. I am a preacher's wife ;D. My husband preaches in nursing homes, in our church, and whenever he gets a chance to. We are a part of a local Independent Fundamental Baptist Church with the best Pastor & Pastor's wife anyone could have. Our pastor's wife has been teaching on Titus 2 for the last year & a half in our ladies meetings. How much I have learned! She is a lot younger than me, but I have never seen a better example of a submissive, Titus 2, Proverbs 31 women.


I am a stay at home, home school mom of one (13 year old daughter). I love it! :D Before I got saved, I could never imagine myself where I am now. I was a religious church goer ???. I had no character & no standard about me. I was one person at church and another person at home. My husband and I had to make all decisions together & I was not a very submissive person. I would speak my mind till I got my way. I am so glad the Lord saved me & changed me ;D. And now I am trying my best to be the submissive wife the Lord wants me to be, so that my husband can be the best Preacher he can be. And Lord willing one day, be a great Pastor of a local church.

I also love to cook, sew, read, & learn new things. I've alway wanted to learn how to needle point & knit. Maybe someone could teach me.

There is a wonderful book called "Created to be his help meet" by Debbie Pearl. It is the best book I have read about women, wife hood, & motherhood. It goes over Titus 2 & Proverbs 31 in detail. You can go to www.nogreaterjoy.org.

I am hoping to meet women of
"Like precious faith".
In which we can make each other stronger, Iron sharpeneth iron; so a man sharpeneth the countenance of his friend. Proverbs 27:17. Encourage each other in the faith & right living. As the song goes, If the stars fall, do right!! I hope to be a blessing here.

A Sister in Christ,

Juanita

Juanita, keepr sisters 67 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23175

The English are notoriously homosexualist.

With the exception of our esteemed colleagues in Christ, the English as a whole are infamous for their tolerance, if not outright preference, for homosexualism, particularly amongst the so-called governing class. That the nefarious agenda of these disgusting reprobates has now stretching its dripping tentacles into the schoolroom comes as no surprize to me. After all, the homosexualist, in his perversion, is only one short step away from paedophiliaism, and the powers that be on that stunted island are clearly seeking to turn English young from a healthy lifestyle for their own depraved interests. Even the French, renowned for their perversion, consider the English moral retards in the eyes of the Lord, and for once the surrender monkeys are correct. I foresee the day when the inhabitants of that previously stalwart nation are mocked throughout the Christian world for their effeminacy. Frankly, given the increasing trend toward this type of unGodliness, I fully expect the English to become full allies with the Arabs within fifty years.

Reverend Matthew
Sowing His seed in the field of Sinners


Reverend Matthew, True Christians Unite!!! 50 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23177

[On why agreement between Christian groups is bad, and why Billy Graham has fallen from Bro Randy's good graces]

Keep in mind that Baptists are NOT Protestants. We never "protested" and "reformed" like the other religions and denominations. We have been in existense since Jesus established us during His earthly ministry. All other groupd are man-made.

Mrs Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 38 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: EmFinn

Quote# 23181

a belief in no god.. or hell... or worse... devil worship.... can clearly leads one to belief being homo is great,, and sex with aniumals is great.... these beliefs can say anything.. and if they are believed then they lead to attitudes that says.. sex with men is cool...
and that leads to behavior resulting in a homosexual man.


belief is fundamental.

gays... all believe in ways that allow their attitudes.... about life... and so allows for their gay behavior.

Mosheh_Thezion, The Resistance Manifesto 29 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23182

[For a slight change of pace, a Hindu fundie...]

How can an object have no mass. If it has no mass, how can it exist? E=mc^2 doesn't apply to an object without mass or momentum. momentum = mass*velocity

So how can a photon have momentum? I think it's all crap to explain crap. Just because it works on planet earth.

Yeah if everyone kept their mouth shut, we'd still be in roman numerals using abacuses. Great advice Arunma.

Every body of mass has gravity ullu.... So why doesn't everything merge into one object? Why isn't the universe collapsing onto itself? Have you heard of strepulsion force? It comes from the Vedas and is now widely accepted scientific fact.

Even I have gravity, but not to the scale of this Earth. My question is, why doesn't the Earth collapse into the Sun? The sun into a bigger star? The star into our galaxy, and our galaxy into a black hole. Why is keeping objects from hitting each other? The largest mass should be absorbing everything.... Why isn't it?

srev2004, Christian Forums 34 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23183

Jesus is not the lovey dovey peacenik mealy mouthed wimp you seem to think He is.

Mat 10-34 -35-36

He's coming back to destroy His enemies.

RandW, The Resistance Manifesto 44 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23184

do you understand why I get angry when evolutionists go on about ToE being ‘fact’, supported by ‘masses of evidence’? Several people on this forum, though not you personally, have scoffed at certain Bible stories, most of which are quite feasible without the need to invoke the miraculous, and then they claim that reptile-to-bird evolution is science! On the contrary, unless someone can explain how any creature part way between a reptile and a bird could have survived at all, never mind been favoured by natural selection, please don’t expect me to believe that evolution is anything other than a fairy story – a nature myth - clung on to in desperation by rebellious humans who do not wish to submit to the lordship of a holy, almighty, Creator - God.

Amore, C4forums 26 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23186

Why haven't the baltics been attacked by terrorists? Correct me if I am wrong, but these countries, as well as much of europe is rapidly giving in to the muslims. Oh, as for other european countries not being attacked by the mus terrorists...Can we say SPAIN? Can we say Subways? Can we say Bus attacks? Terrorists are attacking at every chance they can - they attack anyone who does not succomb to their perverted beliefs. Why is America the major target? We are a CHRISTIAN NATION that actually stands up for ISRAEL (sometimes). This angers those of the muslim persuasion. This is why they hate us. It is ironic: aside from our worshipping the one true God in contrast with their paganism, they actually tend to idolize the American way of life. You can see this by looking at their young people. They dress and act very American.

Bro Randy, T4c 34 Comments [4/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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