Quote# 23453

Then, Sunday night, we were at Liberty Baptist in Hickory. Again, what a service! At first, I was thinking, hmm, another dead, dull country church. But WOW was I suprised. What preaching - just what I needed to hear from a full-on sweat-soaked, slobber slinging preacher. WOW.

Bro. Randy (imasaved1), Teens-4-Christ blog 54 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Heather

Quote# 23457

I believe that interracial marraiges are wrong and unBiblical, and Mrs Debbie and Abby have provided good evidence for that. It is clear in the Bible so human "logic" shouldn't come into it at all. The Bible says what it means and means what it says.

katyanne, Teens-4-Christ 44 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Heather

Quote# 23463

["they" refers to gays...or rather, the faggots of Faggot Central East]

Unless they are stopped finally and decisively, these deviants will be in schools around the country, seducing a whole generation of kids. I've had it with trying to be civil about those contemptible arschfickers. They are shameless about recruiting our children into their perverted, deadly "lifestyle". And they are the sick, hellbound degenerates who tell us, "Would any sane person want to be homosexual?"

Whether they are sane is questionable, but they are lusting for our children. They are obsessed with replenishing their disease-diminished ranks with the fresh, undefiled bodies of our kids.

If they don't go back into their closets and keep their moral decay to themselves, they're going to feel the wrath of people who will refuse to take any more of their publicly-trumpeted evil. They won't like it one tiny bit. And I for one won't care when the anger explodes into violence.

If the faggots think they're hated now, they ain't seen nothin' yet.

If you quote this, FISTED morons, be sure to spell DoctorDoom without a space. I want you juvenile assholes to be right about at least one thing in your pathetic, wasted lives.)

DoctorDoom without a space, Free Conservatives 79 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23467

(After a host of legal arguments claming that "Massachusetts judges violated the state constitution in legalizing gay marriage)

And there is the irrefutable argument! According to the Constitution of the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, the Supreme Court had NO authority in making a ruling over a marriage issue, and they CERTAINLY had no authority in legalizing same-sex marriage! They are fascists through and through. I suspect they were bought by the gay mafia. In fact, I am sure they were, since the lawsuit was filed by several gay couples who wanted to get married and carried out by, that's right, GLAAD!!!

President Bush should have launched an investigation, and taken action to prevent the high appeals court from blocking the appeal to take it to the Supreme Court. He also should have sent the IRS to breath down the necks of those four prostitutes in the Supreme Court and audit them to see if there were any large sums of money that could not be accounted for. Believe it!

Believe it!, Naruto Forums 25 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 23468

Rep. Dan Dumaine, a Londonderry (New Hampshire) Republican, told the committee that any religion other than Christianity was "manmade." Two of the five committee members are Jewish.

"The first marriage in the history of mankind was ordained by God, and it was between one man and one woman," Dumaine said. He added that "there's a difference between religion, which is manmade, and Christianity, which is a relationship with Jesus Christ, the son of God, with God through his son. That's a fact."

Dumaine said that what he saw as the true Christian faith would exclude civil unions. "Just because somebody can pick and choose out of the Bible what they want to read and disregard what else they want to read doesn't make them a Christian," he said.

N.H. Rep. Dan Dumaine, Concord Monitor 40 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Martha P.

Quote# 23469

At any rate, when they are ready, our kids will study the marriage of sodomites: our kids will be familiar with the notion that two (or more) queers can not create a family, be married or effectively raise children. They will understand that God will judge the sodomite for their abomination. They will know that sodomites are trying to pervert the marriage, and by extension, the union of the church and Christ.

Should this be taught in schools? ABSOLUTELY NOT. It is a RELIGIOUS matter. By teaching this garbage, they are patently endorsing an 'anti-religion', they are teaching a doctrine in clear opposition to the Word of God.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 34 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23472

Boil a lobster very slowly and it won't know it's too late until its dead. In the United States, there has been an active public relations campaign to make life easier through automation. Like the lobster, we are content to boil right along with everyone else.

Credit cards are innocent in and by themselves but they also make us vulnerable to identity theft and overspending.

Our government wants to "protect" us so the credit card will be discontinued someday to be replaced by some kind of electronic chip. With the chip you can spend money, prove who you are, keep criminals at bay, get more things done in one day, check into a hospital, enroll in school, get a job, fly on a plane with no hassle, get gas, get a haircut and more.

It will be sooooo convenient that even left behind Christians will have to fight the temptation and the ignore the justification to have such a thing.

Satan is a brilliant thinker. And he has man's best interest in mind. Well, doesn't he?

Anonymous, Rapture Alert 28 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23476

The gays took something that was God-Given and twisted it into something that should be despised in every quarter...the Rainbow...What was the rainbow given for and by whom? ...And now look ...Those whom God despises the actions of the most...to the point that He has from the beginning...called it an "abomination"...have God's Rainbow... taken it a twisted it into something representing the most vilest thing in the LORD'S sight...The emblem of their solidarity...Is not the Rainbow the tie that binds all lesbians and gays together? You can call me a homophobe or intolerant...it matters not...the one thing I can't be called is... a LIAR! Each time I see a Gay Pride Parade...awash in God's heavenly Rainbow...it sickens me...I can only imagine what it does to our LORD...These are my views...What are yours?

StElsewhere, CARM 37 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23477

Public schools do not teach the Ten Commandments. Public schools teach situational ethics which is amorality. And public schools teach the religion of Secular Humanism. And Christianity is totally logical. I accept Christianity because I utilized logical and analytical thinking to ascertain that Christianity is totally logical.

George Yurich, CARM 25 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23478

America's government has always been correlated with its religion, and our governments religion has been that of a Bible-based Judeo-Christian mindset.

The liberals, Bible-haters, including the evolutionists, move to wipe out such a record as they dislike such a precedence

mickey, CARM 19 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23479

America's history is more white than any other color imaginable. That is unless you wished to be scalped and roasted.

Obviously slavery was an issue. I dont think anybody can deny that. But dont forget to look at the big picture. Only in such a great country could such a sin be abolished.

mickey, CARM 35 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23480

No "Christian" has ever "slaughtered" anyone. If they did, then they were not Christians.

I have never met a Christian who believed in violence as means to promoting their religion. It is obvious that some Muslims treat violence as means of promotion as a part of their religion, and I have met many that would not take part in the violence but believe it to be an integral part of their religion.

mickey, CARM 25 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23482

(A crazy fundie music video protest about the Terri Schiavo farce, uploaded LAST MONTH!)

rosaryfilms, YouTube 17 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 23483

This was so stupid, that I had to register and comment on it. This little comic is the biggest bullshit I've ever heard. To be an atheist is fuckin' stupid. "Hey, we were created from some big bang and then we evolved!" Ummm that's pretty fuckin stupid. Or "I came from fucking monkeys!" God or not, I'm not an ancestor of a monkey. There are some pretty bullshit religions out there but Christianity has a lot of fact to it. Hell, even some scientists are leaning toward Christianity rather than science because some science is bullshit. That comic took almost everything said out of context. Christians are not like that. If they are, then they're fuckin stupid but I know I'm not. I don't force my religion on other people. Christians also don't treat their wives like that. That was stupid to put in there. The "Under God" thing, if you don't like it, leave America you fucking idiot. No one's stopping you. All you fucking people who hate our president for giving you freedom, go to some other country and get killed for not worshiping their god or something. You all love it here and don't want to leave, but insist on saying that our president is stupid. You're a damn idiot. Get the fuck out of America. On another note, God gave humans the choice of believing or not. He knows what will happen but wants us to see for ourselves. And Jesus dying was meant to fogive our sins, it was what he did that for, not the fact that he did it. I don't know where you get it saying the Earth was flat, but whatever. Just remember humans thought the Earth was flat for a LONG time. In conclusion, all you atheists are retarded. Geez. At least HAVE a god.

WARHEAD, Spiked Humor 46 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeibi

Quote# 23487

April 11, 2007 - In the theater, the seats shake and audiences are sprayed with water at every mention of the flood. Nearby, a Garden of Eden is an animated vision depicting humans happily coexisting alongside dinosaurs and a little girl who laughs every time one of the giant reptiles bares its teeth. And nope, this isn’t your average theme park.

Welcome, instead, to the Creation Museum. Here, dozens of exhibits attempt to show the Bible as the literal truth and the theory of evolution as unsupportable by science. Creationists believe that the Garden of Eden did exist, that the world is 6,000 years old, that God created man and animals simultaneously, and that the flood wiped out every living creature that wasn’t inside Noah’s Ark.

The museum will open to the public in late May, and founder Ken Ham hopes it will attract 250,000 visitors in its first year. Located on a 50-acre piece of flat land in the little town of Petersburg, Ky., it is in the heart of Middle America—just a short drive from Indiana and Cincinnati, Ohio, and, say the organizers, no more than a day’s road trip for two thirds of the American population.

Ham, 55, went on to found the Creation Museum and become president of Answers in Genesis, the Evangelical ministry behind the project. In an interview, he recalls how, when he was first taught evolution in school at the age of 13, he asked his father—a dedicated Christian—about “those ape men.” “If you don’t believe in Genesis,” his father told him, “then the whole rest of the Bible falls.”

These words stuck. The Creation Museum, which has so far funded its $26 million cost through private donations, focuses on Genesis, the first book of the Bible. Its special-effects theater shows a video of Biblical history; when it’s time for the flood, the seats shake and the audience is sprayed with mists of water and air. There is also a planetarium—Ham calls it “one of the most powerful parts of the museum”—with big, comfortable chairs that tilt backward so that viewers can watch a video about the galaxy projected on the dome-like screen on the ceiling. “It gives them a taste of the kind of creator they have, and they say ‘wow,’” says Jason Lisle, who is in charge of the planetarium program.
Lisle is 32 and has a Ph.D. in solar astrophysics from the University of Colorado. One of his tasks, he said, is to review videos for accuracy. Has he ever found a contradiction between the scientific and Biblical claims in the videos? Lisle says this is the wrong question. “Science comes out of a Biblical worldview,” he says. “We don’t try to prove the Bible from outside evidence. We accept the Bible as presupposition.”

Ken Ham (reported on msnbc.com), Msnbc 42 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Wise Son

Quote# 23489

[Regarding: 'Should a man listen to a women concerning the gospel']

NO ,you see Women easily are defiled by stupidity(satan),in other words,they want they need they must have it the way they want and they want it now,Eve was deceived,jezebel also given in to stupidity.

Look around at these women who are preaching the gospel of satan,purple dresses,purple candles,purple books,satan is purple.

You see if a women does Love our Father and also LORD JESUS,they would learn the Gospel from a Man and listen in silence and subjection also ridding them selves of things Ugly and Vile, in other words things of a purple nature,since the whore of revelations is arrayed in purple and scarlet,get a clue before listening to one of these women,clearly they are seekers of power,yet not even happy with equal status in the work force which I am fine with,because giving them less time to meddle into things pertaining to teaching the Gospel,I have spent a great deal of time reading articles written by Men and Women here on Gather,my conclusion being that Men on here should not be reading the articles written by Women pertaing to the Gospel,the Men on Gather ought to be reading the Gospel themselves in order to discover the Truth.

WOMEN TAKE YOUR SEAT OR BE GIVEN ONE"


Certain Hegoat, Gather.com 51 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23490

[Compilation of two posts]

Hey, I live in Europe, man, you cannot imagine the madness that reign here.

"300" is the only pro-Western movie which supports the US war that we can see here since... 2000.

Imagine living in a near-communist area.

Bush is definitely Leonidas - a strong, courageous leader who's not affraid to stand for what's right. If you disagree, then you're as gay as the entire Europe and your friends, the nazislamists.

[...]

Kill the traitors, kill the Dems, crush the anti-war fanatics, destroy Saddamists, hang members of Al Qaeda and then, go home with the job finished. That's the lesson of "300".

SwissFan, Military.com 48 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23491

[In response to a post saying Christians aren't being persecuted, but they have a sense of entitlement on certain things and those are starting to be denied.]

It is not a sense of entitlement being violated when people get fired from their jobs because they have a copy of a Bible on their desk.


It is not a sense of entitlement being violated when they are told that they cannot wish people 'Merry Christmas' during that holiday, and no similar prohibition is made regarding HAnuka, Ramadan or Kwanza or any other faith's holiday; just Christianities.

It is not a sense of entitlement being violated when they have their kids in school doing a 'Winter Festival' series of plays (that used to be called a 'Christmas Pageant') and the songs sung mention all kinds of holidays and religious people but not one song mentions Christmas or Jesus.


It is not a sense of entitlement being violated when they are passed over for promotion because they will not participate in PC activities that go against their beliefs, or even harrassed into leaving because they would not sign a homosexual equal rights statement.


JFKLiberal, hannity 17 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23492

Science proves the existence of God. Evolution says we came from apes - LoL...the Bible says we were created in God's image. So if we are created in God's image, you would then have to assume that God is a sky monkey swinging from the clouds. Which is easier to believe? In creation and a Creator, or in evolution sky monkey-god fairy tales?

BlazingSky2006, youtube 37 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: johnplex

Quote# 23494

THE ISSUE HERE IS BEYOND GOOD
MANNER'S ! TRANSCENDING BETWEEN THE
BOUNDARIES OF TIME AND SPACES,,THIS IS
JUST A BEGINNING MY FRIEN, ABEGINNING
WITHOUT AN END,,I DON'T CARE ABOUT
YOUR 2 HOUR INELLEGENTSIA DOUBLE TALK
YOU HYPOCRITICAL,,,,,SHALOM: I
SUPPOSED THAT THE REDISCOVERY OF A
TRUE AND A GENUINE FEELING IS THE BEST
THING THAT CAN EVER HAPPEN TO MAN. AND
THIS EVENT IS NOW HAPPENING TO ME..LET
ME THEREFORE BE DIRECT TO MY POINT. I
NOW REALIZED THAT ATHEIST IS JUST A
PHIGMENT OF YOUR
IMAGINATION..ATHEISM,, WHICH WAS
EMBRACED BY STALIN, YOUR FUHRER ADOLF
HITLER, AND MAO ZEDONG AND OTHER
ATHEIST ARE ALL GUILTY OF GENOCIDE AND
CRIME'S AGAINST HUMANITY..MY FRIEND
YOU WANT TO BE DIFFERENT ?
UNDERSTANDABLE.HOWEVER IT IS MY
UNFORTUNATE DUTY TO INFORM YOU THAT
WHEN CATASTHROPE STRIKE OR A GUN IS
POKED BETWEEN YOUR EYE'S..WHAT WILL
YOU SAY OF CORSE OH MY GOD ! ANYWAY
YOUR MAELSTROM IS YOUR OWN. BUT I WILL
NOT PERMIT ANYONE AGAINST THE UNDOING
OF BELIEF'S TO WHICH I AM
COMMITTED..PERHAP'S THIS DEBACLE WILL
END TILL THE END OF TIME. HAVE A NICE
DAY DAVID THE GREAT !

hoLy Knight, Friendster 38 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 23446

Well, let's not talk 'religion', let's talk doctrine. There are signifigant differences between what the Bible teaches and what some churches teach. If you are in a church which is teaching things which are different from the Bible (and the Orthodox church does), then you should leave it.

[Bible verses to help make randy's "point]

So, if you leave the false doctrine, what will your Aunt do? She may not speak to you. All over the world, there are people who, when they are saved, are rejected by their families. In fact, in some Jewish communities, if someone is saved, the father can pronounce the child to be 'dead'. They will actually go so far as having a funeral and a time of mourning for them. Then if someone encounters them on the street, they are treated like a stranger or an outsider. Just because someone is saved, their whole family treats them as though they do not exist. There are other cultures (muslims, moron's) where a new Christian is completely rejected by the community: they loose their jobs, police single them out, etc. In some muslim countries, you can be killed for being a Christian.

John 15:19 If ye were of the world, the world would love his own: but because ye are not of the world, but I have chosen you out of the world, therefore the world hateth you.

By the way, that answers your third question as well. The world will hate you simply for being a Christian and taking a stand!

Bro. Randy, Teens4Christ 27 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: KommissarKrunch

Quote# 23444

Seems like those who are in sin get a little defensive when challenged about what they believe. Ya I have a few years behind me and I too have lived in the sin of homosexuality. I have spent a long time talking to men and trying to figure out just why this is such a painful area of mens life. I know men who are recovered alcoholics also who spent years asking themself why they hurt for 15, 18 or more years. God does not make one to be homosexual or a alcoholic. There is a enemy in the world and his name is Satan. He knows your family history, weaknesses, and propensity of how you will act based on your lifes experiences. Satan seeks to destroy lives. He certainly knows that this is a very successful attack on mens lives because the church sits virtually silent on sexual sin. I understand that men have needs in their life and will seek ways to fill those needs. I too had a need that I tried to meet and did so in a illigitament way. I know so many men who still live in a gay lifestyle and man are they miserable. On the outside they put up a good facade but on the inside they still hurt. Most of them I feel have reinforced the gay is ok said over and over so many times in their head that is the only way they can believe it. Some get very hostile with me and defensive. Sure is funny though how they still consider me their friend and care about me. Ya I love them too just as Christ does and pray that someday they can break free just as I did and find real peace and joy that surpasses all understanding. I would ask anyone who does not agree with me one question. If what you believed was not true wouldn't you want to know it?

Jameskind, Christian Forums 33 Comments [4/12/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 23439

Here's why I'm against it (myspace)....one of the first questions asked when you join is if you're gay or not. I don't think christians should have anything to do with it.

Tiffany09, Teens 4 Christ 43 Comments [4/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23440

Thats good Yixzy....!! We are to abstain from all apprearances of evil.. and to Be above reproach! I was babysittin my cousins one time, ages 12, 11 and 5 and the 12 year old had an account on it, an i WAS SHOCKED at wat i saw.!!! The repulsive language that filthy discussions!!!!! I made her get off an i told her that as long as i was here that she wouldn't be on it!!! It was ridiculous, NOT PLACE for a 12 year old NO PLACE FOR THE CHILD OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My brother preached a sermon last nite at teen Prayer meetin.. From The Scripture where it says, Satan goeth about as a roarin lion seekin whom he may devour.
And how jus like a lion watches for the weaker animal, or the animal who has strayed from the pack, Satan does that. and so we are to guard some things so we don't get in th grasps of Satan!!!! our thoughts, our attitude, our prayer life, our walk with God, and our purity!! WE NEED TO USE THE COMMON SENSE that God has given us, whatsoever things are good, whatsoever things are true, whatsoever things are lovely, whatsoever things are of good report, Think on THESE things... I don't think My Space, or allot of other things, we as Christians socialize with, are of good report! LETS GUARD out Mind and our Body from corrupt things, b/c SATAN WANTS YOU! HE WANTS TO KILL YOU HE WILL DO NE THING TO GET U TO STOP LIVING FOR GOD!! HE WILL RUIN YOU, don't make it easy on him!!!!!
Jus my thoughts...!!!

Ashley Brianne, Teens 4 Christ 46 Comments [4/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 23441

I have not worn a pair of pants in 25 years! My daughter, who is 20, has worn skirts, dresses and culottes since the day she was born......She has ridden bikes, run races, played volleyball, climbed trees, ridden horses, gone to the amusement park, been a cheerleader, been in the flag corp of a marching band, ice skated, gone skiing, babysat, worked in the nursery, been apple and strawberry picking, painted, worked in a garden, washed a car, cleaned the house, etc, etc. Her dress standards have not hindered her from doing what she wants to do!

Mrs. Debbie, Teens 4 Christ 81 Comments [4/11/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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