Quote# 21635

I am being discriminated against because the Easter Egg Hunt is now called a Bunny Holiday.

They changed the name because they hate Christians. This bill could go both ways. Unfortunately (or fortunately) Christians aren't sue-happy.

UNeverEverNo, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21640

I don't believe in evolution either, the bible makes way more sense to me. Besides, too many archeological things were found to show that science is biased beyond a doubt. Why cover up the flood? Why come up with a bs theory of evolution? To spread Atheism?

Damian, The Resistance Manifesto 35 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21643

Do you know that the song Amazing Grace would never have been written but for the salvation of a slave trader? Believe it or not, and I understand from a human perspective this is going to sound outrageous, but from God's perspective, the salvation of that one man was worth the enslavement of millions. The song by that one man which has touched the hearts of millions was worht the enslavement of millions.

Lisa0315, Christian Forums 59 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jeremy PC

Quote# 21647

[responding to an article about a sex offender who wants to go to church]

God wants this guy dead, so you're being kind.

Free_Thinker, hannity 48 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21649

Here's an interesting thought. Scientists generally agree man uses only 10% of his brain. On average, we live around 80 to 90 years. In Genesis, pre flood, man lived around 900 years. Could explain why the other 90% is no longer used.

I think pre flood man was way more intelligent than we are now.

Mike_VDS, Rapture Ready 64 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21653

If evolution is true, why hasn't my mac given birth to a PC?

I mean we all know that PCs are better than macs, if evolution were true, my mac could give birth to a PC.

RichardT, Christian Forums 80 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21658

Well all I can is that anyone who believes in a flying spaghetti monster is losing whatever credibility he had in the first place. [smug chuckling smilie]

Carico, CARM 72 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21659

Any education that is not Christian (God-ward, biblical) is anti-christian. By this I mean it is a substitute. It takes the place of Christian education. This is the biblical definiation of "anti" in the Bible. (i.e. antichrist = substitute Christ). As someone put it, "Education without God's Word makes clever devils." Another said, "To educate the mind of a bad man, without correcting his morals, is to put a sword into the hands of a maniac."

Another Reformed Baptist, CARM 30 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21663

[Why does god care if we believe in him? As long as we are good and follow what would be considered christian morals, does it matter to him?]

well if u loved dogs lets say and then u went out a bought a few, then u brought them home and they payed completely no attention to you crapped everywhere, u would call them and they dont look, listen or move- id bet you'd care alittle. right? kinda same way

darknights, CARM 38 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21666

Now of course athiest don't grant christianity to be true so they don't see the harm of equating God to chance or a projection of their intellect into the created universe and whatever on their own authority they find it to be. But it is not as though they are not creature worshipers doing so granting christianity to be true and it is not as though they have a right to say christianity is not true on the basis of their own lack of evidence according to human standards (corruptible standards that is) as compared to determining the weight of evidence that is accord to be the case on God's uncorruptible standards.

Timotheus, CARM 33 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21667

Charles Darwin had no understanding of molecular biology. That's why he was free to speculate that if an animal flapped its arms long enough they might someday turn into wings – wings he could leave to his offspring. But today we know that's not the way molecular biology works.



Joseph Farah, WorldNetDaily 45 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Foster Disbelief

Quote# 21669

You weren't even around when Darwin
existed,just like he wasn't there when the pagans first came up with 'TOE"
you know other atheists,and you know what they believe just as the
Child of almighty God knows other saved individuals.
Atheism is growing fast and there are plenty of atheists around in the
world,look at all the christian message boards there are,and you'll find
alot of them there. I am not telling you that you'll be saved at all!
Thats your personal choice to make. If it's in you,it'll happen,if not,it
won't.

slappingfox, CARM 23 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 21672

(Mrs. Debbie comes right out and says women are inferior to men!)

The woman was a special creation by God for one purpose....to be a help meet for the man, her husband. [Gen 2:18-22] There is nothing in these verses that says that she is equal to him or to work in positions that men work in.

Mrs. Debbie, Teens-4-Christ 42 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Rahab

Quote# 21673

[In response to a sane poster asking if Mrs. Debbie thought God created woman to be man's personal maid.]

There's this radio talk show I listen to sometimes, and on that show, women call in complaining that their husband never helps them in the house or never thanks them for taking care of the house. Almost every time, the host of the show responds by asking the caller, "When was the last time you helped hubby with his work or thanked him for working so hard?"

Don't get mad at me because God made you a female, and don't get mad at me because God defined your role. Maybe you should get mad at yourself because you are not submissive to the will of God. Or, perhaps you should get mad at the women's libbers for making the lot of women around the world worse than God planned it to be. Or, perhaps you should get mad at society for tricking so many people into believing that buying stuff was more important than raising children (thus making so many people 'need' two incomes so they can pay their MASTER card - their VISA to AMERICAN DISTRESS).

Like Mrs. Moosemuffin has said, there are plenty of verses where God has defined the ladies role. But, let me add: Raising the children, training them, is the single most important job there is. Think about it: Mom's have the awesome responsibility of forming the leaders of tomorrow. What more important job can there be?

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 46 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Rahab

Quote# 21675

[Extremist rabbis call for return of animal sacrifice]

Wow,this is awesome! Can almost hear Jesus' footsteps!

soblessed53, Christian Forums 33 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 21677

If any of you out there look at fashions magazines or watch T.V. you will notice the subtle change in advertisement over the past 10 years. Magazine ads from perfume to watches featuring women alone are now shown with a man caressing her, or posing in very provocative positions. Shampoo, or clothes softener ads have turned into prodigies of sexual denotations giving ‘excuse’ for the garments of the man and woman to be cast on the carpet in little heaps as the two fall into bed; one on top of the other. The changes dawned on me slowly, but surely. I even made comparisons of magazines I had in 2002 and 2003 with two magazines I bought recently. Same type of pictures, but now with very ‘suggestive’ changes. What do the changes suggest? Fornication. Acts 15:20, 1Thes 4:3.

For those of you who are not aware, the demon who presides, or influence people to commit fornication is Poseidon. http://www.pantheon.org/articles/p/poseidon.html. Surprised! Then I’ll give you a few of his Biblical names: Baal, Numbers 22: 41 {along with his female counter part Ashtaroth 1 Kings 11:31, 1 Sam 12:10} and Dagon {half man, half fish god of the Philistines, Judges 16:23, 1 Chr 10:10}.

Now you are probably wondering what connection there is between a fish god and fornication? To sum it up, Baal (which means husband) is the god of fertility and the sea. When he was happy crops were abundant and the sea was safe. When he was angry, boats were capsized/ lost at sea, crops failed and war broke out. To ‘appease’ Poseidon {a.k.a. Neptune}, live horses were sacrificed by being drowned in the sea and/or (preferably) the oldest child of families were sacrificed and thrown into the fire. The place called Tophet is mentioned in the Bible. Jeremiah 19:13 Isaiah 30:33.

New Agers will tell you that we are in the Aquarian (Poseidon) age. I don’t believe in Astrology, but the tsunami, hurricanes floods and other ‘water’ tragedies of gargantuan magnitudes over the past two years was enough to make me stand up and take notice.


Who is Aquarius? What is the Aquarian age? Well, you won’t find a complete answer by consulting an astrologer, the best informant is….the Bible! Troy Lawrence, author of ‘The Secret Message of the Zodiac’ explains that the Hebrews (whose name for zodiac is Mazzaroth) had the names and meanings of constellations first. The Greeks and Romans got it afterward, using the zodiac (Mazzaroth) as a horoscope guide. A classic case of Satan trying to imitate God!

Each Mazzaroth sign has meaning of Biblical significance. Aquarius is the water bearer. A man pouring water out of a pot/pitcher. Jesus is the water bearer pouring living water out to Pisces the fish. Numbers 24:7, John 7:37, John 4:14. The fish (symbolizing Christians). The lesser constellations that support Aquarius are Cynus (a swan: a bird of return), Acts 1:11. Pegasus (the winged horse: signifying swiftness) Revelation 22:20, and Piscis Australis (the southern fish: God’s people).

don’t believe for one minute that the Baal worship of pagan times has stopped! It goes on today in the guise of other religions! And believe me they know who the evil Aquarius is and don’t hesitate to support him by promotion to spread his evil. Choose you this day whom ye will serve! Aquarius; the bad sign, or Jesus; the GOOD sign, the real Aquarius, who will return in this generation/age. Genesis 1: 14-16.

Please note: Both Poseidon and Baal mean husband-
The name Jezebel, top prophetess of Baal, means unhusbanded
Poseidon has a horse as one of his three symbols as does Jesus has three
symbols.

You can look in any good Bible dictionary for in depth info and definitions on the Biblical names of Baal and info on TOPHET/TOPHETH. Two good ones are UNGER'S Bible dictionary and HARPER'S Bible dictionary.

angelsword, Christian Forums 29 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 21679

[Ouija board evil?]

So its 3:27 am and my friends just left to go by this products. Its a board where you hold a piece of lookign glass over a board of letters and ask a question. The glass is suppose to move toward the answer to your question. I know many people think this product is evil and channels the devil who impersonates your loved ones when you ask a question about the deceased (atleast that is what i was told in my christian academy when i was younger). So i protested to the use of it as well as a few other christians in the room but in the end they went. I told them not to bring it back to the apartment so there going to an abandoned apartment upstairs and i was wodnering if i should be concerned. I know this may be stupid but it just makes me nervous. I dont like the thought of them being tempted by the devil.

kendreck, Christian Forums 16 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 21682

[After "quoting" UberLutheran on something he did not post]

God COMMANDED Peter to hit the seafood buffet 3 times.

(Acts 11)

Quote:
5 I was in the city of Joppa praying: and in a trance I saw a vision, A certain vessel descend, as it had been a great sheet, let down from heaven by four corners; and it came even to me:

6Upon the which when I had fastened mine eyes, I considered, and saw fourfooted beasts of the earth, and wild beasts, and creeping things, and fowls of the air.

7 And I heard a voice saying unto me, Arise, Peter; slay and eat.

8 But I said, Not so, Lord: for nothing common or unclean hath at any time entered into my mouth.

9 But the voice answered me again from heaven, What God hath cleansed, that call not thou common.

10 And this was done three times: and all were drawn up again into heaven.

If it's good enough for Peter then it's good enough for me.

Besides, it's just common sense.


MercyBurst, Christian Forums 6 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 21683

It was very obscene to show Prince, a HOMOSEXUAL person through a sheet as to show his siluette while his guitar showed a very phalic symbol coming from his below-midriff section. I am very offended and would preffer not to have showed it to my 4 children who love football. One of them has hoped to be a quarterback and now he will turn out gay. I am actually considering to check him out for HIV. Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY.

unknown, The Smoking Gun 101 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21684

It's very funny how so many people let their personal "politics" blind them to basic facts of nature.

While it is true that how a woman decides to dress does not infer any conscious "message" from her. The message is still there! It has been repeatedly demonstrated in scientific studies of human physiology, that the [normative] human brain is hard-wired to respond to certain visual cues, in very specific ways. To varying extents this type of inborn "conditioning", and even specific cues, are common to many mammalian species. For example, most higher mammals have, at birth, a head size that relative to the body, is rather large. So when our brain identifies such a head/body ratio in something we see, there is a near-automatic protective "compassion" response. This is one of the reasons why we have the "Oh how cute!" response to kittens/puppies and such... The same type of cue-response pairs are also defined for "reproductive behaviors", which we humans carry over into recreational-Sex. There have been a number of studies on how women respond differently to the same photographs of men, depending on whether they are ovulating, or elsewhere in the run of their period. But specifically to our case, show the a cartoon "outline" similar to the following, to a post-puberty male. You will find, most of the time, that regardless of whether they have ever had sex or not, or even been exposed to the naked female body, you'll be able to measure a physical response, even if only an unconscious one, in specific sex-related areas of the brain.

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Of all the guys here that saw this, for how many did the word "pussy!" immediately flash across their mind? So while this is a very low-key "stimulus" and thus highly unlikely to generate an erection, the closer the image is to the "real thing" the stronger the response is going to be. One of the many such cues, is seeing the "arch-line" that is created in a woman's legs, when she is in high-heals. This is precisely why we find them "sexy" to begin with. Another such cue is the cat-like stretching motion that women often use, often completely unconsciously on their part.

So while many women have no intention of broadcasting "fuck me" while wearing such heals, this is in fact the message that their body is broadcasting to all healthy males around them. These unwitting males, being hard-wired like they are, will then respond to this message, in varying degrees, depending on their personality. This, of course, does NOT consist an excuse to then abuse the woman against her will. But then, some men are closer to their animal side than others.

To take the example of the rape victim "asking for it". Of course she is NO such conscious intention. BUT it is also the highest form of arrogance (and hypocrisy), to [knowingly] titillate men, and then expect ALL men to keep their initially involuntary responses entirely in check! Some men, some of the time, will fail to do so.

kahnman, livejournal 21 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ginasketch

Quote# 21686

Ouija boards are not Christian and thus we need to evangelize to them in order to save their immortal souls.

intracatic, Christian Forums 47 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 21687

"Secular scientists who fear allowing the conclusions of creationism into secaular universities have good reason to be afraid because they are accountable to the creator, Kurt Wise, professor of theology and science at The Southern Baptist Theological Seminary, said on the Albert Mohler Radio Program Feb. 13.

"If it's true that there was a creation, then you realize that means there's someone in control," Wise said on the broadcast hosted daily by Southern Seminary's president. "And if there was a flood-—in other words, a creator who actually judged this creation-—that means we're in big trouble. So I think there's every reason why an evolutionist would be very frightened of creationists advocating creationism.""

Kurt Wise, Towers Online 18 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 21688

[...perhaps you also thought it was funny when she [Ann Coulter] accused the 9/11 widows of enjoying the death of their spouses? she is a harpy.]

Yes I did. The woman is absolutely gifted at satire. And the widows deserved exactly what they got. This is where I thank God for Ann and her willingness to say what needs to be said, when no one else has the courage.

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Yes and there's a time for all those things. There are also times to call a spade a spade. Jesus did this very effectively.

Calminian, Christian Forums 26 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 21689

I see way too often atheists have trouble understanding how serious God is about sin.

Oroci_Iori, CARM 46 Comments [3/5/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa

Quote# 21588

We are not here to defend or promote evolution. You asked for a scientific overview of evolution. The point is that there is no 'good science' that demonstrates evolution is true.

Basically, the theory is that some 15-30 billion years ago, there was nothing. Then, all of a sudden, BANG. All that is exploded into existance from nothing.

Since then, the universe has been on a steady course of random evolution. According to the theory, this random course has come to the point where we are now.

Even in the most basic explanation (as I have given here) it is flawed. One of the fundamental laws of physics is that matter can neither be created nor destroyed. This whole theory assumes that matter spontaneously created itself.

On the other hand, God is the author of the laws of Physics. He can do miracles, and He gave us the explanition that he created the universe.

Bro. Randy, T4C 50 Comments [3/4/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Missa