Quote# 31150

Let me explain to you how being unsaved works when you die.

You're dead. Whether due to your own sin or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begin falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape you repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ!

Unless you are saved by Jesus Christ, there is no other way to avoid this.
Surrender you soul to Jesus.

RedforChrist, LiveWire Teen Forums 116 Comments [11/13/2007 11:54:53 PM]
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Quote# 31157

The Bible condemns homosexuality. Therefore, God would not make that the default position of any person. Thus, it is a choice, not a personality trait.

End of story.

Jason, FSTDT Forums 49 Comments [11/13/2007 8:49:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Maronan

Quote# 31145

Hasn't Lucy been put to bed? Find a chimp skeleton and everyone goes crazy. Shows the desperation to even find one when they should see millions of transitional forms that have yet to materialize.


undone, worthyboards 24 Comments [11/13/2007 8:49:02 PM]
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Submitted By: moserman

Quote# 31141

[AV, does evidence hold any importance or meaning to you?]

None whatsoever ---

Ecclesiastes 3:11
He hath made every thing beautiful in his time: also he hath set the world in their heart, so that no man can find out the work that God maketh from the beginning to the end.

AV1611VET, foru.ms 40 Comments [11/13/2007 7:36:52 PM]
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Quote# 31132

A) Wrong according to the Christian majority that allows you to live in its country, and

B) Invasion of privacy is acceptable for a parent who thinks his or her child is doing something wrong, and needs to be corrected for his or her own benefit. It's the same deal with the government - you don't have the right to privacy at all, so I would advise you not to bite the hand that feeds you.

Jason, FSTDT Forums 45 Comments [11/13/2007 4:35:28 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Stormwarden

Quote# 31135

[Commenting on a facebook group called "Fuck Jesus Christ"]

u creators of this group are nt fucking cool and all the
people who joined it. it sounds like u are all going to spend eternity in hell hahahaha. u bitches need to turn your lives around and have a life wit jesus and god cuz they coolest people of all time. jesus died for your sins and this is how u repay him. get a life and some damn relegion your life too.

Phil Woitaszewski, facebook 45 Comments [11/13/2007 4:27:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 31142

I just had a great idea! Why don't we all put up our Christmas decorations early. Use as many things that is banned or to be banned in the near future. If we are Raptured before Christmas, then they won't have anyone to arrest!!! hahahaha


JenGC, Rapture Ready 49 Comments [11/13/2007 4:11:57 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 31143

I need to find me a HUGE nativity scene and LOTS of red and green lights -- and a banner saying JESUS is the reason for the season -- and put it in my front yard!! Yeah come and take it off my property.. I dare ya big brother!!


patnmel97, Rapture Ready 87 Comments [11/13/2007 12:38:23 PM]
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Quote# 31137

(Other Eric shows just why he's trying to make a career out of law)

If you do not have the good sense to keep yourself free from associations with dangerous men, why should you expect that our government will respect your bodily integrity? The key issue here is the human dignity of the American people. If, by strapping a man to a board and turning his flesh into an instrument of pain or his every waking moment into sheer horror, we protect the American people, then we have preserved human dignity, not contradicted it.

Other Eric, Catholic Answers Forums 33 Comments [11/13/2007 11:46:07 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 31133

[What should be done to rapists?]

Depending on what constitutes rape. Stranger rape ending in murder, I say the death penalty.....without harm, 10 to 15 years in prison. Friend/friend "rape", if that, 6 to 12 months in prison,....and if a woman cries rape from her husband, I'd throw it out of court.

LJD, Surveycentral 55 Comments [11/13/2007 8:05:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Melf

Quote# 31139

This country is so obviously in its decline. It's funny but only rapture-minded Christians and financial gurus seem to be aware of this.

I've always known that I'd never get to see my daughter graduate high school (she's 5 now), but there are times when I wonder if she'll even get to be 9 or 10 years old.

I don't know about the Rapture for sure, but I do know that if it isn't within the next year or so, the Lord's going to be coming back to either a destitute America, or whatever country we build up after said destitution.

because we are going down in flames. And it's fascinating to look around and see all the people shouting "WEEEEE!!" in ignorant delight all the way.


Angyl, Rapture Ready 53 Comments [11/13/2007 6:12:15 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 31136

One theory is that the pre-Flood Earth had a canopy of ice above it that squeezed the atmosphere down to, say, 15 miles [...] If you squeezed the air down to 15 miles - instead of 100 - it would be more clear because there would be less distortion - atmospheric twinkle it's called. And probably this canopy of ice would act as a photo-amplifier where you would actually see things much more clearly. That's one theory that [in] the pre-Flood world you don't need a telescope - you could see incredibly well.

Kent Hovind, kent-hovind.com 114 Comments [11/13/2007 4:45:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 31134

[On an article about ending no-fault divorce and keeping women at home with children.]

"Divorce is just terrible," Rep. Dick Harwood, R-St. Maries, said. "It's one of Satan's best tools to kill America."

Rep. Dick Harwood, IdahoStatesman.com 40 Comments [11/13/2007 2:16:22 AM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway

Quote# 31130

Holy fuck! You're a woman! I read you saying that you don't like to talk about whether you're a man, then I read more of your comments and it's obvious you're a woman and just tyring to hide it because you know that it explains everything! All the great thinkers are men. Men wrote all the great works like the Bible. Jesus just had women around to wash his feet. You can't use female logic to get out of what the Bible says anymore than you can use it to get out of math class. Everyone here will now understand that you hate God probably because you're ugly, or you're having your period, or you are mad at your dad or got a divorce or some guy raped the fuck out of you. You're such a stuck up, conceited know it all bitch that I can't even blame him! You probably just hate the bible because it says you can't be a whore or a lesbian and what you really need is a real god fearing man to give you a good smack and send you back into the kitchen to get a better of your rightful place. You know what you need? You need to take it up the ass a couple of times good and hard to remind you where you belong. If you don't do it know then you're going to be getting it up the ass for eternity in hell, bitch!!! Don't ask me to come over there and do it because I wouldn't soil my dick in you, skank.

Unknown, I Am An Atheist 78 Comments [11/13/2007 2:16:01 AM]
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Quote# 31126

[FSTDT Climate Science Award?]

Look, the law of gravity isn't so terribly important because it tells us that things fall to the ground. We already know that. What is important is that things fall to the ground at the rate of 32 ft./sec/sec. It is the quantitative precision of the law that makes it important.

Likewise, the greenhouse gas theory of little use to us if all it does is tell us that CO2 has a warming effect. We already know that. Just blow on your hands on cold day and you will see. Without any agreed quantifiable figure, the greenhouse gas theory is of no value. Yes, it will have a warming effect. But how much? Estimates vary from .02-03 degrees C. all the way up to 6 C. for a doubling of CO2.

This is pretty basic science. Why do you need it explained to you?

boneyard bill, IIDB 30 Comments [11/13/2007 2:14:26 AM]
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Quote# 31129

Are you aware that there are adult anime videos that deal with violence and sex? They look exactly like the pokemon animation - same genre - but they are adult. I caught a news program about anime pornography and how the Japanese are going crazy over it! They showed a tape of Japanese men at a magazine counter pouring over animated pornography! All I could think of was how the children who are so desensitized to this anime via pokemon and the cartoon would easily be tricked into looking at the adult videos and pornography; what a slick plan of the enemy! My idea was confirmed when we went to the video store recently and my 4 year old son saw one of the anime action videos and said, "There's pokemon! I want that one!" I picked it up and it was clearly labeled "for mature audiences" and this was in a family video store. The women on the cover all held weapons and were scantily clad; of course they had unearthly bodies. I don't like this anime stuff at all. It is ugly and it gives me the creeps. The bottom line, though, is that our kids learn discernment - now it's pokemon, but tomorrow the devil will try something else.

Roberta Cira, Kjos Ministries 69 Comments [11/13/2007 1:34:49 AM]
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Quote# 31124

In the case of humans being supposedly related to animals, that's impossible and I know it isn't true. I know it isn't true more than an ordinary person can know anything with their human mind's.

The computers in front of our faces might just be an illusion, we don't know, I can't say for sure if this computer is real........but garunteed I know evolution is wrong through direct experience and revelation

Jake M, IIDB 35 Comments [11/13/2007 1:33:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 31128

You cannot read the available information and data about the Pokemon phenomena without having an immediate reaction. The entire method and purpose of the game is to induce the possession of the player by devils. It is sorcery, clear and simple. The ultimate results of these games are as follows:

* Children and youth learn how to play with devils, which the Bible identifies as fallen angels.
* Children and youth are being taught that they can make devils subject to them.
* They are taught that devils are their servants and that the devils will fight for them against their enemies.
* They learn that these devils (pocket monsters) can evolve into more powerful devils.
* They learn that these devils have psychic powers that appear to be supernatural. (Psychic is Satan's imitation for supernatural in the Bible.)
* The children are challenged to become "masters" by conquering more and more monsters and the powers that operate in these creatures.


Rev. Joseph Chambers, Paw Creek Ministries 42 Comments [11/13/2007 1:22:47 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

Quote# 31122

However in our great stupor of ignorance, the Black woman appears to be the strength that is needed to make things happen in a leadership role, however that is not to be because of her being made by us, which by nature makes her second. Which automatically makes her dependent, so the effects of following her is a sure way to hell, which the Quran verifies.


Royall, "Allah in Person", UNOI 25 Comments [11/12/2007 10:51:51 PM]
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Quote# 31121

I have to admit, my God is alittle EXTREME.

Variation within a SPECIES happens.

That is NOT evolution.

Evolution is a pig turning into a horse. Or a bird into a dog.

A dog can be a German Shepherd or a Doxie or a Golden Retreiver but it is still a dog. I do not believe in evolution. God made dogs. God made cats. There is variations within the species but no dog turns into a cat through magic.

felixthecat, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [11/12/2007 6:23:03 PM]
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Quote# 31107



That is a bunch of BS. There is absolutely no proof for any of it.... if there was one shread of validity to it this current congress would have impeached him. If there was proof someone from Move on (right out of the country) .org would have found it. There were weapons of Mass destruction there... just google it and read the reports of FOX news that reported on it. The problem is that by the time they were found no one cared because the liberal biased media had so soaked this country with the myth that there were none and that Bush lied. Liberals backed by Mr.Sorus (or however you spell the idots name) through Moveon.org have been throwing Mud at Bush constantly.... thing is when you fling enough it starts to wear him down and stick a little and the public begins to believe a lie that is said over and over. The lie has been the slander against a great president. Stop following and listening to people who would rather we be like Canada or Cuba, those are the Anti-american liberals who are full of it. They lie like Clinton (and there was proof there, hence the impeachment proceedings, yet no proof for Bush, hence no charges brought ever!)

Scott (Your eternal destination is your choice), MySpace 34 Comments [11/12/2007 4:13:25 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: ninjacat11

Quote# 31117

You can see the world around you and think it just happened, you accept the hysterical lie of evolution that says, billions of years ago, there was an explosion, and billions of years later, chemicals just happened to work together, and billions of years later, they crawled out of the sludge grew legs climbed a tree, and poof here you are? And you call faith a "fairy tail" are you for real?

Darwin Lied, Yahoo Answers 34 Comments [11/12/2007 1:43:59 PM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 31110

I don't need to know everything about science to know that when it contradicts what is proven to be true that it is wrong in that specific point it contradicts.

Jake M, IIDB 34 Comments [11/12/2007 9:28:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 31111

In response to Georgia's droughts and the governor praying for rain:

The best thing we could do is have all the Christians pray for rain and all the others pray for dry weather.In the natural the odds would be with them, but we know we'd win!!! Hallelujah! What a witness that would be!


allforhim, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [11/12/2007 9:28:35 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: bunbuns

Quote# 31108

Creationists dont need math. we have god, thats final

165821, Youtube 76 Comments [11/12/2007 5:50:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Chris