Quote# 30222

[Would you be upset if your son turned out to be gay]
I would probably dis-own him and never wanna see him again.

XenoNinja, GameSpot 38 Comments [10/20/2007 7:11:18 AM]
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Submitted By: ninjacat11

Quote# 30217

[Have a Muslim creationist for a change.]

SubhanAllah the dawah by the Muslim youth has really scared these so called intellectuals who blindly follow and believe in evolution and are afraid to engage in a debate with Muslim students for fear of losing. Why not discuss the matter like sensible adults instead of hiding and shying away.

Kat, 7CGen 16 Comments [10/20/2007 7:11:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Encolpius

Quote# 30225

Natural selection says that any adaptation that has not got a purpose will be removed from the gene pool. So how could a functioning eye be formed over a long period of time when there is no function until the whole system is in place?

The final nail in the coffin for the concept of natural selection came with the recent discoveries of DNA and how the cells work.

Creation Wise, Creation Wise 36 Comments [10/20/2007 5:52:48 AM]
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Quote# 30206

But while we're on the subject, the belief of creation is very plausible and probable. Thousands of scientists agree that the human body is made too perfectly and too complex to have been formed by chance. I'm sure you're also aware of the situation with our sun. If we were but just a little farther away, we'd freeze to death, but a bit closer and we'd be burned alive. There's a perfect cycle of water, and basically a circle of life also. The male has one less rib than the female, in all cases. I actually thought this was a myth when I first heard it; I was surprised to hear it was actually true.

["Gonzalez, you're an idiot. I'm pretty sure Men don't have one less rib than women, idiot."]

LOL GOOD THAT YOUR PRETTY SURE B/C YOU JUST OWNED YOURSELF IRELAND BOY

[Later in the thread...]

Btw before anyone owns me I'd like to own myself: All women and men have the same amount of ribs. My mother (hah) who is a natural health consultant, claimed that men did have one less rib than women, and she said she had heard it in an anatomy class. Stupidly, I believed her without doing my own research. Apparently, they have the same amount of ribs.

_gonzalez, MPA Network 36 Comments [10/20/2007 5:34:11 AM]
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Submitted By: Icestorm

Quote# 30207

Sure, some of the Bible stories might be quesitonable, but it's all about perspective. If there was a very poor adult man in Africa that never went to school and had been living in tents all his life, never seen a picture or heard stories of America or been outside of his town for his entire life, and you tried explaining to him in words that in America there are buildings like this [Gonzalez posts a picture skyskraper]... He'd think your full of shit. Until of course you showed him pictures. It's the same thing with the Bible, except that we don't have pictures, so we can't convince as many people.

_gonzalez, MPA Network 20 Comments [10/20/2007 5:33:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Icestorm

Quote# 30226

It is noteworthy that this book is irreverent toward Jesus Christ and Christians, makes a mockery of conspiracy theorists about masons and jews and has otherwise nothing to say beyond that. Note that it is not irreverent toward jews. And note the publisher is Simon and Shuster. He who laughs last laughs best. If I were uncharitable, I would enjoy a good laugh when these fools are in hell. After all, I highly doubt that they will find hell a laughing matter since they make a mockery of the free gift of salvation in Jesus Christ. I know they will be more unnerved by what I just said here than I will be of what they said in this stupid book.

GangstaLawya, Amazon.com 20 Comments [10/20/2007 12:50:24 AM]
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Quote# 30220

I debated [Dr Stephen Meyer] once. He is a legend in his own mind. My understanding is he got a doctors degree from a university he started just to grant him a doctors degree. It's a university with no students and he's the president. [...] I would be glad to debate him again if we could get him to stick to the topic of Creation/Evolution but it is always ad hominem attacks.

Kent Hovind, Kent-hovind.com 37 Comments [10/20/2007 12:50:13 AM]
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Quote# 30235

There is a thing called good parenting, absence of it leads to wild and out of control kids (ex. emos, homosexuals, druggies, etc). If any child of mine decided to become gay I would kill myself inside knowing I've failed them as a parent.

UssjTrunks , GameSpot 43 Comments [10/20/2007 12:49:22 AM]
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Quote# 30232

[from an article on "How to find a husband, this is just the most hilarious bit)

If you must choose between men who fit everything that we have described above, choose a rich man over a poor man. God does not love poverty.


Dr. Michael J. Bisconti, Life Foundation Nexus 48 Comments [10/20/2007 12:00:28 AM]
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Quote# 30210

Einstein's theories claim that the speed of light is a constant, i.e. it
cannot be changed. However, in the last few years scientists have been able to
slow light down to almost zero, and now they have managed to get to almost
infinitely fast. If human scientists can get light to change its speed then it
is no trouble for God, who created light, to vary its speed. Records of the
speed of light made over the last four centuries indicate that its speed was
faster in the past. The speed of light is a factor in many measurements used to
estimate the age and size of the universe, but scientists making these
estimations have assumed that the speed of light never changes. The experiments
described above challenge this belief. If faster speeds for light were put into
the age calculating equations they would give much younger dates.

Pastor Roger, ChristiansUnite  35 Comments [10/19/2007 11:23:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 30212

Carl Sagan, in his Cosmos program "One Voice in the Cosmic Fugue," stated that evolution was caused by "the slow accumulations of favorable mutations." While this may be the current popular theory, real science disagrees. The perpetuation of the Darwin myth clashes with reality--the God-created reality--where living things and their genomes were created "very good" and have degenerated from there. Genetic science demonstrates that the absolutely essential ingredient for the origin of life is an infinite Intelligence. Of all the origin stories, only one contains this essential ingredient--Genesis 1.


Pastor Roger, ChristiansUnite  30 Comments [10/19/2007 11:22:42 PM]
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Quote# 30229

This is kind of funny...I thought I would share. Things have been going so crazy as far as prophecy is concerned, and I am going to be going out of town for the next couple of days. I am writing my Out-of-Office alert for my work e-mail, and I thought about writing this:

**********OUT OF OFFICE ALERT********************

I will be out of the office beginning Friday, October 19th.

I will not be returning. If anyone wants to know where I am, they need only refer to the Bible in the Book of 1 Thessalonians chapter 4.

To those of you who are reading this, I URGE you to visit http://www.raptureready.com.

If this is an emergency, please contact *** at ***, or e-mail ***.

PeaceOfChrist, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [10/19/2007 11:21:49 PM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 30223

If your son becomes a sodomite he is already lost and you supporting him will only make the shame on your family greater. Your son obviously has no respect for himself or his family so you should disown him not encourage his fetish.

ChiChiMonKilla, GameSpot 21 Comments [10/19/2007 11:19:37 PM]
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Quote# 30213

So what, then, do we think of Lucy? Simply put, she couldn’t be man’s ancestor, because Genesis clearly states that man was made on the same day as all terrestrial animals. Period.

Pastor Roger, ChristiansUnite  28 Comments [10/19/2007 11:19:23 PM]
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Quote# 30188

Different levels of Hell, and it is completely fair if you understand how horrible a person you are. Which you will on judgment day. Think about it, God is going to play a movie of everything you have ever said, thought, or done. All those things you got away with, that no one knows about, they will all be brought to the light on judgment day. Everyone is going to see it all.

BigChrisFilm, fstdt 50 Comments [10/19/2007 11:18:22 PM]
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Quote# 30198

I pray that you may see the light one day, and realize that homosexuality IS controllable, it is NOT part of who the person truly is, and it IS a sin in the eyes of the Lord. (And the Lord DOES exist.)


Neil Peart, FreeCoservatives 32 Comments [10/19/2007 11:03:01 PM]
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Quote# 30214

Women had periods for 5,000 years without the pill. The pill is planned parenthoods liscense to fornicate. My sisters daughter was started on them by her gynecologist when she was 13. She then became sexually active because of peer pressure and the fact she could not get pregnant. She is 18 now with two babies and is living with said boyfriend, who is still legally married to his wife.


4given, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [10/19/2007 10:58:31 PM]
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Quote# 30203

[On why it's a logical conclusion that God created the universe...]

It's logical because you wouldn't say if you enclosed an area of a cubic acre in a metal box for 100 billion years that an airplane would be there when you opened it back up...

_gonzalez, MPA Network 48 Comments [10/19/2007 10:56:17 PM]
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Submitted By: Icestorm

Quote# 30204

i do not believe that our votes mean anything any longer in the united states. they claim that they do but i have traveled all over this country and have talked with millions of people that did not vote for this or that yet it is still passed as ok. like abortion i have heard maybe three people out of a million that say that it should be. they control things anyway that they want to and they do not care of the word of god or anything else.

chris overy, christianlinks 22 Comments [10/19/2007 10:31:04 PM]
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Quote# 30205

Just because it's illogical doesn't mean it's not true.

[This is why you believe in arks that can carry 50+ billion tons of weight a day, people who live in whales and burning trees that talk.]

No, that's why you don't believe in that.

_gonzalez, MPA Network 22 Comments [10/19/2007 9:57:47 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Icestorm

Quote# 30209

[On the book "The God Delusion"]

The book stayed 51 weeks on the NY Times best-seller list... God, omnipotent as he is, pulled it down at the very last moment. Even for weaker souls, this should be evidence beyond doubt that God exists. As soon as I find a source for this argument, I will add it to the article. :)

Merzul, Wikipedia Article Discussion 23 Comments [10/19/2007 8:43:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Brain_In_A_Jar

Quote# 30208

if satan is a myth why is there death. Did richard dawkins invent it too.

dougbear2004, YouTube 43 Comments [10/19/2007 8:40:41 PM]
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Quote# 30197

If your so called "natural selection" exists, then howcome people don't have gills from using swimming pools regularly?

Your leading scientists claim that this evolution is simply adaptation in new environments, so why haven't we, who have been swimming for thousands of years developed anything. In facthow come we haven't changed at all for thousands of years.

There is only one answer: a little guy called Jesus Christ.

SimilSimon, Foru.ms 45 Comments [10/19/2007 8:40:06 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Adam

Quote# 30191

(From a radio transcript)

If you read the rules God gave to have a perfect society, they are phenomenal. [...] Whenever somebody commits the following crimes they are to be executed, publicly. And whoever is the offended party gets to throw the first stone [...] There is just the relief when you get to throw the rock at the person who offended you, or harmed you, or raped you, or stole from you, or something. I think Man is designed to need that satisfaction, that relief of taking vengeance. I think that is way God - I think that is the way human nature is.

--Truth Radio 9 August 2006 @ 12:20 (Tape 2)

Kent Hovind, Quacky Quotes of Hovind's Ethics 36 Comments [10/19/2007 6:18:08 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 30189

If you are a Christian, and you struggle with depression, then let me suggest this.

Depression is a sin. You are depressed because you are looking at your own needs and wants and desires and you are seeking your own pleasure and in that you are quite unfufilled. Depression is a form of pride in that you desire others to feel compassionate on you and you feed on that, but what does depression lead to? For many it leads to drinking, drugs, seeking pleasure, and eventually it could lead to suicide. Depression, like pride, is a powerful attack of the enemy and we're all suseptible to it.

How does one overcome depression? Simple. Get your eyes off yourself, and look at Jesus who died for you. He died for YOU! Don't you realize that? Stop the sin of unbelif and believe it. Yes you are pathetic and sinful and all that. But guess what. So am I. So is everyone! So that is no excuse.

Get up and get serving. Get off your own throne and get on your knees with the rest of us. A new season is at hand, and God is doing great works all around.


D, toughanswers blogspot 77 Comments [10/19/2007 5:39:33 PM]
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