Quote# 15356

More MALES needed.

I feel there needs to be

more of a MALE influence here,

as (imo) WOMEN SHOULDN'T TEACH MEN.

ronmatheson, Christian Forums 42 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 15357

Joyce Meyers is a powerful teacher...so that logically means that women can teach men? That does not follow. Scripture is clear on the issue. Crustal clear. You have to explain away scripture in order for it to be alright for women to teach men.

This doesn't even begin to adress the OP's quote, which is scripture:

[bible verses]

I for one would much prefer to follow scripture rather than follow man's supposed wisdom on an issue as important as who is to teach. Everyone has their roles in the kingdom and we should strive to fill those roles. I will not be one who is sent away from Christ despite miracles and prophecies in His name! I would urge all to follow the clear teaching of scripture on this matter. [...]

Scripture is clear on the matter and mentions it in more than one place. I don't care how good a teacher Joyce Meyers might be she has absolutely no place teaching men.

Flesh99, Christian Forums 33 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 15358

People 'explain away scripture' FAR too often. I've personally seen MANY-MANY women (Christian or not), who just want to 'power-trip' men, out of ANGER, ALL THE TIME.

What they fail to realize, is that it's at the expense of the TRUTH, their MUEL-like stiff-necked STUBORNESS, POLLUTES The Message.

All because they want to 'show that man'. Bah!!!

To such women, I say: "BE SILENT!"

ronmatheson, Christian Forums 50 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 15359

I would even caution women

against teaching other women,

or other children, than their own,

because:

[bible verses here]

ronmatheson, Christian Forums 32 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 15361

She is the woman, it is not her place to give ultimatums.

twistedsketch, Christian Forums 25 Comments [9/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 15309

[He misspelled information and ignorance elsewhere as well.]

Well as a teacher I can only provide the infromation, I can not make people think or realize the truth.

I am sorry that you view this infromation the way you do, but it is as always your choice to reject any and all knowledge provided.

My only regret is that you have chosen ingorance in favor of truth.

I wish you only the best

God Bless

Key

Key, Christian Forums 21 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15316

I mentioned this earlier a while back.... I think God is preparing Steve to care for His pets that are in heaven. I know there are many people who might think I'm nutty or would want to argue but that is how I'm comforted.

The world as we know it will soon be changing. The church will be raptured before too long !

And I think many animals will also be raptured too. Yeah, yeah ... I know: This is what many of you might be thinking:

(bunch of crazy smilies)

countmeworthy, Rapture Ready 19 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 15319

Are you getting older, how old, do you think you will not die? If you had a cure to 'never' age again, wouldn't you be assuring yourself a pain full/nasty death(crash/disease/gun shot/etc.)? Not that the Lord has not already prepared a painful death for you. If I pray against you: You will be used as you used others, You will give as others have to you, You will lust as others have for you, You will weaken and fall to disease and sickness as if it were all catching up with you. No one will like you, nor want to touch you. I WILL CLAIM YOU TO BE AN EXAMPLE TO ALL WHO OPPOSE GOD and CHRIST!!! CHRIST IS KING and LORD OF THE EARTH!

BRYAN, Neo-Tech Negative Comments 21 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 15326

[In response to how if god could be self creating or eternal, why could not matter?]

Said it before- say it again- time travel. Something like God could create a.... something.... a ball of some kind of hyper-matter or something.... with exactly the right properties. And cut open a hole in time/space. Then toss said whatever back into whatever it was before even Time existed. And that whatever would then cause the chain reaction that'd birth all existence, including God. I mean, this is something graspable even from the mortal plain, so it's not a leap of imagination or intelligence. It's just incapable of happening without SENTIENT interference.

udsuna, Eyes on FF 43 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 15327

We now predict a terrorist Nuclear Bomb will hit the UN plaza in Midtown Manhattan between 2 p.m. and Sundown on Elul 30 (Tuesday September 26th).

The Lord's Witnesses, True Bible Code 58 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 15328

Live and let live. Sounds good, doesn't it? But write for me, in, say, a
hundred words, what provisos you feel should restrict atheist behavior in
order to live and let live? What, if you were in my shoes. would you permit
to be betrothed upon the rest of us?

Objectively, you'll find that atheist action is too hit and miss to allow to
go unidentified.

Try to see it from our perspective.

For example, if you're in a movie theatre, you don't care whether the person
punching your ticket is an atheist. Why should you have to? It doesn't
matter, because atheism isn't that pervasive.

However, imagine one day you leave a child at daycare, and, because you
cannot always afford to spend your time guessing about atheists, you forget
to leave a note, and so the atheist daycare woman tries to breastfeed your
daughter while you're away, the Lord out of sight and out of mind.

Gordon, alt.atheism 57 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Sgeo

Quote# 15329

Which Came First: the Egg or the Egg?

You snap your fingers and a green egg appears --- 'fresh laid'.

You snap your fingers again and a red egg appears --- about to be hatched.

You have someone document what you just did.

A scientist comes along and examines both eggs, and your document.

Which one will he conclude came first?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 70 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 15333

(An insane analogy involving abortion and murder)

So a person strangles another man, goes and does drugs, and then rapes a woman. Is that legal? NO. But should it be. Because, if he's going to do that anyways, shouldn't it be legal so he can do it in the safest manner.

You see, you that logic on anything other than abortion, and it falls apart.

Yes abortion is murder. In EVERY case. I don't care if the woman was raped. Life sucks, get over it. Just because something ridiculously bad happened to her doesn't mean that she has the right to kill her own child. And if she can't support it, then adoption is a much better choice than killing it.

You see, it is a piece of flesh. And prematurely birthed babies (i mean by a few months even) have been able to survive on occasions, proving that it can be "independent" (they do need machines and constant medical attention until nine months). But, is a child independent once it is born. No. Leave a child by itself, and it will not survive. It still needs its mother.

As to it being the mothers "choice, " because its her "body, " well, um, no, it's the baby's body. Look it up, see some pictures of it. There is a completely seperate body with its own organs in her uterus.

But of course it is her choice in the end. But, its her choice in the same way it was that man's choice earlier to kill, do drugs, and rape. Seriously, come on.

Mr. Fishy, Myspace 36 Comments [9/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 15273

God as a self-generating entity makes perfect sence to me. The universe self-generating? Not so much sence.

Udsuna, Eyes on Final Fantasy 26 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 15277

[Needless to say, the following is a complete lie. Emphasis added.]

Steve Irwin accepted Christ 2 weeks ago

I want to inform Creation Ministries International, that Steve Irwin became a born again Christian two and a half weeks ago at the Kings Church AOG Buderim, Queensland Australia, going forward publicly before the congregation to ask Christ to become his Lord and Saviour.

Many of us will now spend eternity with him. I am sure Terri is comforted as a Christian in the fact that she will be with Jesus and also Steve again for eternity. Steve declared the day before he died that he was the happiest he had ever been in his whole life.

monavale, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Julian

Quote# 15279

[Reviewing "Letter to a Christian Nation"]

how much longer will I have to endure atheistic christophobia? Atheism is a religion, and let me cite some doctrines: (if you are an atheist, I'm sorry, but you WILL agree with these, no matter how many pink unicorn or "lack of belief" proclamations you make)

I AM AN ATHEIST, HERE IS SOMETHING TRUE ABOUT ME:
ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH: The CRUSADES is an amazing example that I Love to cite in order to illustrate how wicked and vile Christianity is

REBUTTAL: The crusades were GOOD. If it weren't for the crusades the Muslim invaders would have conquered Europe and you'd be praying to Allah right now. Thank God (or the IPF for you atheists) the Crusaders pushed the Muslilm hoarde out of Europe and threw them back into the desert. Jihadian Mohammadans invaded Europe, and your damn straight Europe had a right to defend itself

ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #2) There is a magical "cosmic law" to the universe- unproven- but still I believe it that says "wherever conditions for life exist, life will somehow manage to squirm itself out"
REBUTTAL: None needed, this little statement is obviously faith

ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #3) Advanced, benevolent aliens exist. I really believe this...I *need* to believe this
REBUTTAL: Yes, my little atheist friend, I know you do. Its ok, I understand.
[...]
ATHEIST TENANT OF FAITH #5) Xians are inferior in intelligence to the superior minded atheist. I am on a higher plane of thinking than those irrational xians. Their puny minds are no match to mine.
REBUTTAL: I know, my wittle atheist, how important it is for you to believe that. Its ok, I know you are insecure and really need to see yourself in a superior light. It's kind of like natural selection: the weaker get extinguished and sometimes you feel like you are being smothered by the xians and need to cry out "TYRRANY OF THE MAJORITY!" and appeal to a Constitution that appeals to an absolute moral law. The sad thing is, my little atheist friend, is that your contradiction is all too obvious.

Atheists are emotion>logic, Im sorry but its true. Now please click "not helpful" on my review...let that anti-xian rage flow

Marshill, Amazon.com Review 122 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 15280

You know what's really funny?????

You evolutionists cannot even point to one experiment on animals that proves your theory. Not one.

You cannot prove a blasted, single, solitary thing. You cannot do what I have done in this tread or in any of my previous threads. How does it feel to be so helplessly lacking in evidence? I would hate that feeling.

supersport, Christian Forums 49 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Axver

Quote# 15292

The problem with going along with gay marriages with no children is that once those are allowed, then the gay groups will demand all gay marriages be accepted. Then I will have a problem with gays denying kids a mom and a dad. The kids have a right to a mom and a dad - you could never have that with a gay marriage. Why do gay couples want to deny a child such a basic right?

Jo-mama, Myspace 36 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon

Quote# 15295

Cannabis is THE TREE OF LIFE AND YOU CAN NEVER KNOW ITS BENFITS BECAUSE YOU ARE EVIL. AND JESUS DETERMINES WHO WILL GET GOOD AND WHO WILL GET EVI FROM THE CANNABIS PLANT!!! I have a shot at biological immortality and I will NEVER share MY knowledge with YOU and I love watching your people DIE!!! DIE NEOTECH< DIE. Go put a head on a clones body you freaks. I HAVE A SHOT AT REAL Natural biological immortality. So DIE you freaks,

Anon, neo-tech 42 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer

Quote# 15296

I am a messenger to your sick website. The archangel Gabriel will swoop down with a fiery sword and destroy the apostate filth which defiles God's internet. Each letter of each blasphemous word is a nail in the blessed body of Jesus Christ who was and is and is to come. I did recognize your writing as that of the beast, but know that Satan will be vanquished, and you too will be cast into hell during the millennium of Christ's rule over this world. You will drink molten brass for your sustenance for all eternity, and there is no respite for the reprobate.

JC, @yahoo.com, neo-tech 50 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Archangel_Lucifer

Quote# 15298

[In retaliaion to other posters' stances on feminism...]

Anna Planet has no credibility in her gay marriage. Neither does Buffalo bucky who is a latent homosexual who appluads womens rights, because he is becoming one while hiding in the closet.

Me. I like to drag my bitch around the floor by her hair. She loves it. And when I come home from a hard days work, and say "wheres the food bitch" She brings it with a smile and gives me a big kiss. Real Women like real men. Not a doting homosexaul pussy like Buffalo Bucky.

Gallus07, IMDB 60 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mister J.

Quote# 15301

A absolute lie can only be determined by an absolute truth. And because evolution does not deal in absolutes, it makes it a fantasy,

ikester7579, 123 Christian Forums 37 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: jwu

Quote# 15303

[did you miss the part where it's the positive assertation which has to prove itself?]

And did you miss the part where you've yet to prove that? You claim that a positive assertation must prove itself. Yet provide no proof that such is the case. And please don't insult us with some "self evident" argument.

udsuna, Eyes on Final Fantasy 30 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Raistlin

Quote# 15304

[Mutations. They are known to modulate enzyme activity, specificity, and protein-protein interactions. Mutations are also known to create novel enzymatic activities.]

yes so how does this show the THEORY, it does show evolution but evolution at work doesnt make the theory fact or plausible

Schroeder, Christian Forums 34 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 15305

Science is very concerned about anything that might be considered fraud. Their whole reputation and academic standing hangs in the balance. So they tend not to make a claim unless they are sure that it will stand up to the test of time.

This is a rather refreshing change from a lot of the wild speculation that we use to see before christians and creation science began to take a stand against fraud. Although it is still a popular arguement against evolution that their evidence is deceptive, a fraud or not trustworthy.


JohnR7, Christian Forums 31 Comments [9/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed