Quote# 13632

Ive been possed by behemoth, astaroth,samiel (hound of ressurection) and kyoki (sanity's eclipse)

note:- I am sane.

Searune, The Monstrous Forum 72 Comments [8/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13635

You should be grateful to Christianity that we were able to restrain science before they destroyed us all.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 39 Comments [8/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13637

[A real church sign from Southern California]

<img src="images/churchsign_pass_the_ammo.jpg">

Church in South Carolina, Church Sign Generator 27 Comments [8/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: quantumspirit

Quote# 13644

Oh, trust me, I can debate this with facts......

How is death worshipped by the left? Well first of all they're obseessed with digging up dead bones. They're obsessed with digging up dead monkey bones, dead dinosaur bones etc.

Another form of entertainment is exhuming graves and cemetaries. They love this stuff. They love stealing jewlery off dead corpses.

They're also obsessed with digging through skulls and analyzing corpses with picks and chisels.

They also love dead animals and theories that give glory to a dead, demoralizing past.

Genesis is also habitually scoffed at -- the beautiful story of life -- and they try to wiggle their way out of existence by insisting that we're all random accidents. In their mind they need to play like life didn't actually have a true beginning.

But of course it doesn't stop with the science.....

Have you noticed that the hollywood left is obsessd with making movies and documentarys about slaughter?...and how they have a morbid fascination of suffering? How they make so many movies about bloody war? And people dying? And AIDS? Have you noticed how they turn a blind eye to corrupt leaders who execute their own citizens?

Of course abortion (death to infants) is the sacrament of feminism and liberalism.

And the left is also obsessed with sticking up for people who murder people. -- they want THESE people to live, ironically. No death chamber for killers.

And have you noticed how they'd love to make suicide (death to self) legal?

Have you noticed how the notion of Jesus DEFEATING death makes them ill?

supersport, IIDB 42 Comments [8/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13645

I ordered 1,400 (Chick Tracts) and I carry about 50 at once in my purse, and just leave them in gas station rest room, on the aisles in between products at the grocery store, and at bank drive-throughs in the little thing that holds all the forms.

WhiteH2OWoman, Rapture Ready 55 Comments [8/7/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tak, the Hideous New Girl

Quote# 13602

Older, established men were meant to marry young, nubile women and make babies with them. When those men croak, they leave their worldly goods to their now-middle-aged wives who now, after baby-having and kid-raising, can reach orgasm and so pork the randy young males who haven't established themselves yet. When those women croak, those boys are now older, established men ready to marry young, nubile women and make babies with them.

Not many young women can attain orgasm during sex. They're not supposed to. Sex for a woman during the childbearing years is about having babies. Men, on the other hand, have no problem attaining orgasm early on. They need training in what's good and what's not, and they should get it from older women who now can enjoy sex and can show them the ropes. Then, when those men marry, they can show their nubile young wives the ropes.

DesertFox, Free Conservatives 66 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13605

[Even though it's on churchsigngenerator.com, it is in fact a real sign, in the real sign section of the site]

<img src="images/churchsign_reason.jpg">

Northwest Assembly of God, Church Sign Generator 41 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13606

[Even though it's on churchsigngenerator.com, it is in fact a real sign, in the real sign section of the site]

<img src="images/churchsign_aids.jpg">

Faith Baptist Church, Church Sign Generator 31 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13608

I do not believe in going to movie theaters! In my own opinion, I think it is dangerous! Think about, you are in a dark room where anyone can grab you and do horrible things to you.

Also, the commercials that advertise movies that are soon to be let out are full of sin. No Christian who lives for the LORD has any business going there!

CarolinaBaptistLady, Teens4Christ 34 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 13611

[The last in a silly list of reasons why women don't belong the workplace]

The reason many mothers work outside the home is to make ends meet. But if a woman develops the potential functions of her home and practices wise buying can greatly increase the finances of the home. Then in the book it showes a list of extra expenses cuased by the mother working outside the home: federal income tax, state income tax, social securtiy tax, tithe, transportation, meals, resaurant and carry-out meals (for lack of time to prepare one), extra clothes and cleaning, forfeited savings on thrift shopping, employee insurance, day care, and "I owe myself" expenses. It ended up that it either came out even or the family actually lost money

pianopassion, Teens4Christ 22 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13612

I cant believe the people not believing in God, and not accepting Jesus Christ as their Saviour. These people go against the truth of the bible, and probably believe the earth to be a sphere to, against the truth of the bible.

This makes me sad, im happy ot have found a forum that truly belief the truth of the Christian God, and the that the world (earth) to be flat, as stated in the bible. Hallelulja.

Snoopy, Christian-Forum.net 42 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 13613

[Jake99 is still claiming to be the MESSIAH]

The Commonwealth of Massachusetts already tried to crucify me in court on twenty occaisions just in the 2 years surrounding Y2K and I won my freedom twice in trials while claiming to be the Christ.I dont know how many dozens of prophecies that fullfilled but what I did prior to that altercation was far more valuable in terms of works which were many and miraculous. I was given the production managers position for many facilities that were in total chaos and restored them to peace and prosperity when many groups of others before me failed. I do not fail in the workplace or in court no matter what the challenge and I have been doing that for decades in every field of endeavor I could get involved in. And I come from a family of superior athletes, entertainers and business people. I did not present myself to this thread or whatever it is.

Jake99, FSTDT Comments 29 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13614

Who astral travels? Any non believers who care to share are very pathetic creatures who have no creative mind. I am sorry for you. We are having all the fun while you are denying the existence of your training wheels. Please, we dont want you out there yet!

lighthealer, Yahoo! Answers 24 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Martyn

Quote# 13615

The Bible says we are created in God's image! That would make God a *** or a dyke, which is not the case because Jesus was without sin. Look at a gay guy, usually he acts so feminine it is sickening. The there are the lesbians who act ever so masculine. That is God's way of saying, "Hello McFly, see something wrong here?"

lilefamily4, Yahoo! Answers 37 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Martyn

Quote# 13618

The woman expects the guy to pay for the date ...... and he should be "paid" in return with sex.
if he rapes her,then "She asked for it,," merely by accepting his offer for a date

Scat, alt.sex 103 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13621

Well theoretically (relating to doctrine) the extinction of the dinosaurs (this may be arguable) happened due to the war that raged between Lucifer (Satan) when he rebelled and the third of the angels he took with him, and God and the angels of Heaven. Since Satan was cast down to earth (and became the God of this earth) he could have easily destroyed the dinosaurs himself, to spite God or for whatever other reasons. Or it could have happened during the war. That's one way of looking at it. It makes sense. I don't care enough about it though.

DarkSorcerer, COS Forums 28 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ozymandias

Quote# 13622

[After being challenged on his assertion on Stacy Harp's radio show that "there is a new trend with gays having sex with infants," Guy Adams of Renew America takes the liberty of unhinging himself in four emails. I highly recommend reading the rest - I swear I've met this guy on myspace.]

What's your point Joe? It sex with babies the truth; it IS happening, so what's your point? Let's just assume that gays are not screwing babies. Okay then, what ARE gays doing? Can you describe it for me and the public??? If you won't describe it, then I will. Openly and in a national forum. One thing you will quickly discover about me -- I CANNOT be intimidated nor will I retreat. I will stand my ground no matter what. YOU brought this war to me and I will finish it. And there are many, many more like me too. We simply don't care about you petty proclamations, not does Alan. You woke up the wrong guy.

~Guy

Guy Adams, Email to Joe Brummer 40 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 13625

I thought that the conquests made by Cortez and Pizarro were great achievements, not something wrong.
And what's so evil about the First Crusade?

DeathEater88, COS Forums 25 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ozymandias

Quote# 13628

How can a animal come from a amoeba and make a tree?
What Evolution says

TJ 57, Yahoo! Answers 32 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jesus Klingon

Quote# 13630

[You're making false assumptions - not everyone has that kind of willpower (To resist teenage sex), and many teenagers certainly don't.]

Just like fat people can't resist eating, smokers can't resist smokers, drinkers can't resist the sauce, murderers can't resist going all stabbie, rapists can't resist violating people. For serious crimes people who can't resist their harmones or urges or whatever we put them in jail. For ordinary people who can't resist their mundane urges we do nothing because they only hurt themselves. Not that I actually believe anyone out there can't resist their urges. This kind of troublesome premarital sex has risen over the years which means that previously they controlled their urges and presently they do not. That means cultural changes are to blame, not some overwhelming genetic urge.

fieryfalcon, Naruto Forums 19 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 13578

When you realize that abortion is wrong and you seek to save lives instead of killing them then the babies will have nothing to accuse you of on the day of judgement the day when all of us will pay for those unrepented sins you committed against God and the innocent. But repent and all shall be forgiven.

Sarah, The Nightmare Project 16 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 13579

Well, I think the rapture will involve aliens (angels) beaming up true, dedicated Christians into their spaceships. So yes, probably many people will not believe it was really the rapture. But then there will probably be a lot of people who do believe, and turn to Jesus.
Source(s):

1Thessalonians 4:16,17, bibleufo.com

oceansoflight777, Yahoo! Answers 30 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13582

Ok well. Let God judge you? Oh boy will you regret those words when you have to stand before the Thrown of Judgement and you hear the words "I do not know thee.". Do you have any idea how much pain you shall suffer? An eternity in the lake of fire. you will not die. your flesh will not burn off. Maggots will eat at you forever and there's no escape and no end. Accpet God while there's still time. Dedicate yourself to him. He sent his son to die on the cross FOR YOU and you tell people this??? There's still a chance. [Followed by more of the same]

CowboyLee, Backpage.com 31 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13585

Robertson: That guy was a homo - as sure as you're alive.

Off camera: Yeah, you didn't look rattled. [...]

Off camera: This last one is.

Robertson: That last one, yeah, but I didn't get it.

Off camera: I called them up and said who the hell is screening these calls? I had one person call him a bigot. I've had another person call him a zealot. Let's get some balance out there.

Robertson: It's too late. The last one was OK, but the first three were all homosexuals.

Off camera: I know I know.

Robertson: I've had this before.

Off camera: You can answer the question any way you choose to.

Robertson: I hear you.

Off camera: Alright. Remember. Take it where you want it to go, take it where you want it to go. I don't like the producer of this segment.

Robertson: Well, they were trying to set me up.

Pat Robertson, YouTube 17 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13587

Ladies and gentlemen, this is a fascinating book, if you want to, you'd better take your blood pressure medicine before you read it, but it's "The Professors: The 101 Most Dangerous Academics in America" and that's just a short list of the 30, 40 thousand of them, they're like termites that have worked into the woodwork of our academic society and [stumbles] it's appalling! This is available at CBN.com and bookstores everywhere and you really ought to read it and be informed.

[...]

These guys are out-and-out communists, they are radicals, they are, you know, some of them killers, and they are propagandists of the first order and they don't want anybody else except them-- that's why Regent University for example is so terrifically important and why we're setting up an undergraduate program that hopefully will seat shortly 10,000 students, and from there 250,000, because you don't want your child to be brainwashed by these radicals, you just don't want it to happen. Not only brainwashed, but beat up, they beat these people up, cower them into submission.

Pat Robertson, YouTube 20 Comments [8/5/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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