Quote# 13696

[So True. And it's even a real sign]

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Wyldwood Baptist Church, Church Sign Generator 25 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 13704

[Explaining why it made sense to burn a Koran as part of an anti-abortion protest]

Islam is the same thing as abortion and homosexuality, It's the black-colored glove covering the same fist, which is the fist of the devil.

Flip Benham, Salon.com 39 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13706

[Braving another prophecy, after 8 successive failures]

The UN in Midtown Manhattan will be hit by a sea borne nuclear bomb on 2006Ab15 i.e. on the Jewish Sabbath between Sundown Friday August 11th and Sundown Saturday August 12th, 2006

TrueBibleCode, TrueBibleCode 43 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13708

Liberals love pedophiles, because they must do so to keep their own belief system intact.

For liberals to denounce pedophiles, ultimately they would have to denounce, lesbianism, homsexuality, and their particular favorite - adultery. And that's just no going to happen.

Kevin McCullough, Townhall.com 56 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: SK

Quote# 13711

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WorldNetDaily readers, WorldNetDaily 36 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 13712

What the purging of Lieberman showed us is that the traitors, the terrorist lovers, and the America haters have completely taken over the Democratic party. The Democratic party has cast it's lot with the Axis of Evil and should be treated accordingly. Any American citizen who belongs to, supports, or votes for the Democrats might as well say that they want to see our country destroyed. I wish the President had the guts to declare the Democratic party as a terrorist organization and proceed to dismantle it. In any event, the Democratic party is finished in this country.

Gene, WorldMagBlog 27 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13714

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/eGcrPgi319A" target="_blank">Fun songs that</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/g9zH4gykL8k" target="_blank">make you to</a>

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/z1igj3yFpeE target="_blank">be born again</a>.

Or something like that.

Crazy Christian Singers, YouTube 9 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 13716

CHRISTIANITY IS NOT BUILT UPON LOGIC!

WE COME TO JESUS BY FAITH! THE FAITH

OF A LITTLE CHILD! It is not logical that we can feel the wind blowing and yet we see nothing or that we don't check before we sit on a chair and yet it holds us. You and I have never actually seen the Moon and yet we believe man has walked on it just because scientists show us pictures of it.Is this logical? To believe something you have never really seen yourself but to just take the word of someone you don't even know?WHERE IS THE LOGIC THERE? IT RAINS BUT WHERE IS THE WATER CAN IN THE SKY?
Just because you or anyone else says Jesus wasn't perfect --that does not make it so!!!
In God's Holy Word He says Unless you come to me with the faith of a little child you cannot get into the kingdom of Heaven. I am praying for you!

Susan C, Yahoo Answers - Religion and Spirituality 47 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13720

Even if guys are apparently "just using it as a form to release stress". I'm sorry, but God has provided many other ways to relieve stress other then pleasuring yourself sexually. And that's the thing, if you are touching your genitals, you are doing something sexual! And God has made it clear, that REAL purity is not just keeping from sex before marriage, but it is keeping away from anything that is sexually gratifying. The ONLY sexual activity that is alright in God's eyes is for a couple only in marriage. The truth about it is that we dont have the RIGHT to think about sex/watch shows of people having sex/listen to people talking about sex, anything that has to do with sex!!! We dont have that right because we are not married! The only kind of sex that is okay in God's eyes is sex in the marriage bed.

ChildofGod88, Christian Forums 43 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13722

I am awaiting the descent of the Lord with legions of extraterrestrial angels in the spaceships of the Ashtar Command. They will neutralize the U.S. military is a nanosecond, and then proceed to take over the country. SANANDA, aka Jesus, will declare Himself President, disband Congress and the Supreme Court, and then call for a new Constitutional Convention. This one will make "one nation under God" a reality and not a hypocritical joke. Jesus is a Christ Communist, so the new Constitution will outlaw all forms of capitalism, aka greed and self-seeking.

[email protected], Yahoo News Message Boards 57 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Teetop

Quote# 13652

whatever fools believe in this load of crap are going to burn in hell, and that would be of your doings. Yes, it was their choice to believe in it, but you gave them the idea and with their simple minds they took it and died with it.

So if you can live with the thought of people burning in eternal Hell and crying out in pure agony, then by all means be my guest.

And any idiot would understand that the possibility of a 'flying spaghetti monster' being the god who made the earth and everything in it is beyond ridiculous.

So either you're an alcoholic and all of your brain cells have been destroyed, or your just plain stupid.

Kim, FSM Hatemail 31 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13653

bobby,

where do you live because me and my freinds are going to come and kick you ass you fucking idiot. and the next time you call my god a faggot i will jam another oar up your ass and you will have three oars up your ass and your boyfriends dick and i will super glue those oars before i put them in your ass. you are a dog fucker, and a spaghetti monster fucker and a devil fucker and a boyfrien fucker.

Anonymous, FSM Hatemail 65 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 13654

[Reviewing the movie "Ant Bully"]

Very strong humanist worldview with very strong Communist, environmentalist, politically correct elements and very foolish comments about space aliens that portrays people as bad, parents as clueless, grandmother as close-to-an idiot, sister as foolish, while commending behavioral education, stressing that animals are better and more reasonable than human beings, mocking God and the devil, and talking about a female ant god

Dr. Ted Baehr, Movieguide review 31 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13657

If your husband and you do not want children and are intending never to have children, you do not have a marriage

pianomom, catholic forum 65 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13659

<a href="http://media.putfile.com/JC-calls-Art-Bell-August-6-2008" target="_blank">JC rants about Mel Gibson, "food pronography," gay cowboys, and the boiling pits of sewage in hell that cause global warming.</a>

JC, Coast to Coast AM 18 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JohnRaptor

Quote# 13660

You cannot compare the deaths of children in Lebanon to frozen embryos. Although the killing in Israel is terrible, America cannot do anything about it without making the entire region erupt in war, thus killing thousands or even millions more. Bush did however have the relatively easy power of stopping the destruction of human embryos. In my view, saving some, no matter what state, is better than saving no life.

Sugar Shane, Myspace 34 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 13665

I was there when Peter tried to walk on the water and began to sink. I was there when he denyed Christ and the rooster crowed three times. I was there when Peter, James and John went with Jesus up the mountain. I was there when they multiplyed the little boys lunch to feed all the people.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 68 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

Quote# 13667

What we are talking about we we say 'cult' is a false religion like catholics, muslims, JW's, mormons, etc.

bro randy, Teens4Christ 28 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13669

Noah did not have to go out and find the animals. God brought each one. This probably included a young pair of each main type of dinosaur. Perhaps God just included the basic types of dinosaurs He first created; not every variety that had developed since Creation.

Young dinosaurs would be small and easier to care for and would use less food. It would have been foolish to fill up space on the Ark with the oldest, biggest adults.

Paul S. Taylor, Christian Answers 33 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tears of a clown

Quote# 13670

There are consequences when you break a law. Just how far do you think you can fall without getting hurt? 10, 20, 30 feet? The law of gravity may not "break" your fall, but the ground sure will and it may break you also.

Moral laws are the same as physical laws in that there are consequences. Yet science does not want the moral laws taught to our young people.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 31 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sparklecat

Quote# 13671

[AV1611VET actually proposes interviewing ants in order to prove the flood]

Has it occurred to you we're living on the evidence?

Take a plastic swimming pool and fill it 9/8 full of dirt. Now let ants move in and build a big metropolis within the pool. A whole colonized infrastructure.

Now take some lawn sprinklers and uniformly sprinkle the pool until all the ants are dead except 8 of them. (We'll assume, for the sake of this example, that they're only surface-dwelling ants.)

Let the sprinklers run for 40 hours, then shut them off.

Assuming 2/8 erosion, we're now looking at a plastic pool, filled to 7/8 capacity dirt and rocks, and 1/8 capacity water. Polished to a high degree by erosion.

Leave it out for 1 year with a slow-operating siphon hose running.

Allow those ants to start colonizing again, and then segment the whole pool into 7 sections and spread the sections over the yard.

Allow 4000 years to pass with sporadic "floods" here and there; then interview the ants for scientific evidence of a global flood.

What would the outcome of the interview yield?

AV1611VET, Christian Forums 64 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13674

It was Satan. He wants tsunamis to kill as many people as possible. Death means no more chances to evangelize or to get evangelized about Jesus Christ. Its win-win for him either way.

To those murderers,

I don't know who you are but I hope you know that you are FOLLOWERS OF SATAN! You are going to follow him to the lake of fire. If you think life here on earth is hell, wait till you get there. And Satan will reward you there by even oppressing you some more on top of it all. You & every single one of you who shares your messed up twisted beliefs.

hoshianna, Fulfilled Prophecy Forums 16 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13682

[In response to the following opening thread: Maine Man Thought He'd Face Lesser Charge for Rolling Pig's Head Into Mosque AUBURN, Maine — A Lewiston man accused of rolling a pig's head into a mosque talked to a police officer beforehand and believed he'd be guilty only of littering or improperly disposing of animal parts, according to court documents.]

I read about that when it first happened. He shouldn't be punished severely, because what he did was harmless. When the Clinton administration pays thousands of dollars for '---- Cross' then stuff like this should be treated the same, to be fair.

KarateCowboy, Christian Forums 19 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 13686

99.9% of the single women in this country are not even marriageable.

Take away the women beyond the marriageable age (over 30).

Take away the fat women.

Take away the ugly women.

Take away the psycho Zoloft / Prozac women.

Take away the raped women.

Take away the women with STDs / HIV.

Take away the women who can't cook.

Take away the women who already have kids.

And you've eliminated 99.9% of the single women in this country.

Azrael, American Women Suck 108 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

Quote# 13687

Children and married people are people too! Another incident of injustice is when I was driven from my brand new home in a brand new neighborhood in Indianapolis, Indiana by my middle class wanna be DINK neighbors. DINK = DOUBLE INCOME NO KIDS. In today's disposable consumer driven society the traditional values of marriage and children are seen as the enemy. Let's not forget Christianity, that is also first on the hit list for new age hate mongers.

If you people don't stop believing the vain ideologies that the media preaches, then you are all going to end up aborting your babies because you are afraid of what the neighbors will think. Of course children should be taught to behave respectfully, but laughing or singing because one is glad to be alive is a lot better than you idiots that are more satisfied with a culture of death. Yes, YOU moron!

I had to move out of my new house because a few of the new homes were occupied by new couples without kids, that had an agenda to get rid of all of the kids and sincere Christians and fatties. Well, we were on that list and got vandalized by this college educated group of thugs that daily vandalized and attacked us, including my then 18 month old son who was temporarily blinded by one of the dog attacks. They didn't think they were doing anything wrong and reassured each other of that lie.

After I tole the President of the Home Owner's Association, he of course didn't believe me because it sounds ridiculous. To prove me wrong he casually rode his bike down my street and was attacked by the bully's dog and the bully. The bully said he would have gone for blood if some of the neighbors hadn't physically held him back. The only thing the HOA president did to incite this was to put his hand out to defend himself against the dog attack.

The war we are fighting is life versus death. Choose life or earn eternal death.

"Nona Yourbiz", Planet Feedback 33 Comments [8/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MDC