Quote# 13806

Hey, brother! Both being Celibate and being married are gifts from God. I know it's not easy as a young man to abstain from sexual activity. It becomes harder when all of your friends and associates are having sex outside of marriage.
DARE TO BE DIFFERENT. Things don't get any easier, but our God is strong. Every time you feel tempted even just to look at a girl in a derogitary way, start reciting Scripture out loud!! There is nothing that scares the devil more than a Spirit-filled Believer reciting God's Word.

Austin Powers, Myspace 37 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13807

To Non-believers?

Can you give me one piece of evidence toward the earth being older then 6000 or so years in age? Mind you I am going to combat your eviendence.

1) The moon is leaving the earth. It i sgetting farther away each year. It also governs the tides. In the past of course the moon was closer. Causing the tides to be so strong that it would flood all of the earth twice daily. And not that long ago either.

2) The earth is slowing down. They call it a leap second. About every two to three years the earth spins one second slower per year. If you look in the past the earth was spinning faster. You wouldn't have to go that far back and everything on earth would fly off into space because of the speed of the earth's spin thus proving earth can;t be millions and millions of years old.
[...]
Oil has been shown to be made from just about anything in the matter of a few moments.
[...]
And the half life cannot be accurately determined as we have no knowledge of what decays faster in the past as we aren't sure of the environment or atmosphere which science can tell you would play havoc on the half life.

Help!, Yahoo! Answers 27 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: bria

Quote# 13753

["All we have to judge you is statements like "you are all a bunch of butt fucking queers" or "Dr. Haucking is a slobberbox". Is it a surprise you now have to defend your intelligence?"]

Those who would engage in sexual intercourse by sticking their penis in another man's rectum, is being a butt fucker. Those who would encourage that behavior would themselves have to be a butt fucker.

Here is a question as it might appear on an IQ test.

1.All fags are gay. All fags are buttfuckers. Some gays are lesbians. All lesbians are carpet munchers. Which sentence is true:

A. All gays are fags.
B. All gays are lesbians.
C. All lesbians are butt fuckers.
D. All gays are an abomination.

2.All gays support homosexuality. Some non-gays support homosexuality. Most non-gays dont support homosexuality. Which sentence is true:

A.All gays are not homosexual.
B.Some non-gays are not homosexual.
C.Most non-gays are homosexual.
D.Homosexuality is an abomination.

Slobbering is a trait common amongst those who have little control of their saliva output. Those who are invalid, are big time slobberers. Invalids have difficulty controlling their saliva.

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 60 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Donald Keyballs

Quote# 13754

what would I do if our money had "there is no god" written on it?
it's simple - i wouldn't use it. i'd take my family and go live in the woods somewhere and eat pinecones so why don't you go do the same now if you don't like what it says? anyway, my god feeds the smallest of his creatures, why wouldn't he feed me and my family if we lived out in the woods with the rest of his creatures?

cookietoe, Rapture Ready 48 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13755

never never give up, the fat is in the fry pan, many many atheists are watching the unfolding of events in the middle east, many of the hard corps types really know their bibles well, and in a word, they are scared...... the news is matching th e bible and they know deep down that it isnt a coincidence that the ancients would know that oil would be found in the middle east and oil would focus the attention of the entire world on Israel and that armageddon would be near Israel and Gog and Magog, and all the other end times focus on what would otherwise be an unvaluable postage stamp piece of arid land that otherwise only sheep herders would care about..... keep witnessing,they are cracking as we speak.....

Exodus4,3,2,1, Rapture Ready 32 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13756

[From the guy who <a href="comments.asp?id=12696" target="_blank">"knows more about science than you can ever hope to know,"</a> replying to 'mitochondria are a membrane based ion pump coupling ATP synthesis with the krebs cycle'.]

That is about as clear as mud. Can you explain this at a high school level or is this beyond what a high school student is able to understand?

JohnR7, Christian Forums 36 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13759

Queensland's Family First Senate candidate John Lewis today said Liberal candidate for Brisbane Ingrid Tall was not getting his party's preferences because she was a lesbian.

Mr Lewis said Ms Tall would not get his preferences because she did not fit the profile of a basic unit of family - which involved a man and a woman.

He made the comments during a heated exchange with Greens Senate candidate Drew Hutton on Brisbane radio 4BC, which he later clarified.

"People have a right of choice of lifestyle, however we are not going to support these people because we don't agree with that lifestyle," Mr Lewis said after the interview.

"We don't think that's unfair."

Mr Lewis' comments come after Family First disciplined one of its workers at Dayboro, in the marginal Brisbane seat of Dickson, for answering "yes" to a question about whether Family First supported lesbians being burned to death.

Gottservant, Christian Forums 24 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13760

Creation is winning by Evolutions rules

As technical as you want to be, Creation science is out-doing - out-surviving, out-evolving, out-creating - Evolution science. Just look at the evidence!

Creation - existed from the dawn of time
Evolution - existed later than the dawn of time

Creation - followers prepared to die for the belief
Evolution - followers not prepared to die for belief

Creation - messaging spreading to all parts of the world
Evolution - message spreading to some parts of the world

Creation - specific changes in creation predicted
Evolution - specific changes in creation yet to be predicted

Creation - eternal hypotheses (Heaven, Hell, Judgement Day, etc.)
Evolution - temporal hypotheses (life, death, etc.?)

Ok, so Evolution is losing, for the moment. But let's make this a fair fight!

Evolution - An author (Darwin et al.)
Creation - An eternal Saviour (the Lord Jesus Christ)

Evolution - no commitment to belief
Creation - life-long commitment to belief

Evolution - no commitment to theory (you don't change evolution)
Creation - total commitment to religion (you change at all costs)

Evolution - changing from finding to finding
Creation - constant from the first finding (God)

Evolution - number of people in Hell = all of them
Creation - number of people in Hell = less and less

Take a look! As far as standards go, the Lord has led us to victory all the way. Who knows? Perhaps evolution will lift its standards. Imagine that, Creationism showing Evolution how to have real standards!

Gottservant, Christian Forums 44 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13763

[Title: "If you feared God, you wouldn't evolve"]

Evolving is a sin. God made you with love and created you to be completely unique - different in a way that no one else is. To attempt to change that is to go against God's desire for you to be the best that you can be for His sake. Only someone who hates God, desires His creation to be changed so that there is no longer any reference to Him or His intentions.

If you fear God, do not evolve. God provided a way for us to be saved from our sins, even the sinful desire to evolve, by sending His Son to die for us on the cross. If we accept His sacrifice, we give up trying to evolve that we reflect God the way His Son reflected God, by reflecting His Son. A reflection is something that exists regardless of changes that go on around it.

When we go without evolving and God Himself (who does not evolve) does not evolve, we have known God.

Gottservant, Christian Forums 46 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13765

The Bible doesn't promote killing innocent people, Grand Theft Auto does. Islam does. Islam promotes the killing of innocent people. The Quran requires the infidel, whether Jew or Christian, to be killed. ... That's a core essence of the religion. ... Muhammad was a pirate who killed infidels and who advocated the killing of infidels. Not a nice guy. Osama bin Laden is in keeping with his fine tradition.

Jack Thompson, Stern Fan Network 69 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: arthur

Quote# 13771

Only the Lord God Jesus Christ himself can give us the accurate description of heaven but the bible cannot give it to us accurately. The Lord said that the New heaven will be the Eden of Paradise which will come down from the Kingdom of God and it will be a planet, a big planet for the saved ones. Also,another big planet of hell will be formed by all exploded heavenly bodies in the whole universe including our earth, this will be of fire and boiling water for the unsaved.

adlemi, Debating Christianity 27 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: McCulloch

Quote# 13774

[A Birmingham pastor and his congregation build a church without getting any building permits or following any building codes and, surprise, the church collapses. The pastor then remarks:]

If the state and the church are separate, I don't understand why they think they've got jurisdiction.

Thank God nobody was hurt. He chose to let it come down on a Thursday evening when nobody was there.

Jeff Carroll, Birmingham News 35 Comments [8/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13726

<img src="http://www.zianet.com/titanic/Image2.gif">

Note that the clock is perfectly completed in the year 2002 as witnessed by the symmetry of the time and opposition of circular events. I believe that Jesus will return as the last Adam in the Spring...Passover time of that year (please see section 9). Will we be ready to meet him with the clouds of saints in the air? He is not coming to the Earth to set up a kingdom. The Earth will be destroyed. Look again at the Doomsday Clock.....see if you can find any alternate explaination for it's amazing accuracy!!!!!!!

Ponder I Thessalonians. God bless you!

Titanic, The Doomsday Clock 34 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: McCulloch

Quote# 13728

Something tells me that there's a connection between the increase in abortions after Roe vs. Wade and the increase in tattoos. In any case, I believe the devil is always happy when people deface their bodies, because they are defacing the image of God.

Dawn Eden, DawnEden.com 26 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13732

Prevent mass murder:

1. Ban Islam.

2. Deport Muslims back to their native dirt holes.

myiironu, Jihad Watch 47 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: arthur

Quote# 13736

LOOK YOU LIBERAL, ROPE SMOKIN, PILLOW HUGGIN, SANCTIMONIOUS SON OF A BITCH! YOU LIBERAL FAGGOTS ARE THE CON-MEN (congress) WHO ARE DEFILING THE SANITY OF OUR NATION. THEY FEEL THAT JUST BECAUSE THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN CHRIST THAT THE REST OF US SHOULDN'T EITHER. THE REASON THEY DON'T BELIEVE IS BECAUSE THEY DON'T "FEEL" CHRIST WORKING IN THEM. THE BIBLE SAYS, YOU HAVE NOT BECAUSE YOU ASK NOT. I GUARENTEE YOU THAT IF JESUS WAS TO APPEAR BEFORE CONGRESS AND PROVE THAT HE WAS GOD, THEY WOULD EITHER BELIVE AND ALLOW OTHERS TO ALSO, OR TRY AND PASS SOME SORT OF TORT REFORM AGAINST HIM PERFORMING MIRACLES ON THE SICK SO THAT IT WOULDN'T BANKRUPT THE THIEVIN DOCTORS IN THE MEDICAL PROFESSION. BUT THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, BECAUSE AS I READ leecapella SAY, FAITH CANNOT BE PROVEN, JUST ACCEPTED, AND THEIR AIN'T A SHITTIN LIBERAL IN THIS WORLD THAT'S GONNA ACCEPT THAT JESUS IS GOD, OR THAT ANYTHING GOOD CAN COME OUT OF TEXAS. FU@K'EM! I SAY THAT NOTHIN GOOD CAN COME OUT OF LOOKIN AT ANOTHER GUY'S HAIRY ASS AND FINDIN LOVE!

feelfree, Backpage.com 42 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13741

But also When I researched the origins of science itself I discoverd Its deep roots in pagan philosophy, alchemy, and so called "mystery" religions.
And it makes me ask, when did we ever redeem something that had pagan origins in it, by incorporating those ideas within ourselves? Science fiction I believe does that, fiction by its very nature is a lie, fantasy, and the love of it, is at its conclusion the love of a lie.

chris777, Christian Forums 40 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13742

[What, you missed the dozens of articles on CNN.com alone over the past few months detailing discoveries regarding evolutionary theory? Are you really that blind? It's talked about on the news all the time.]

pedophila and homosexuality are also talked about on the news all the time, but that doesnt mean they are correct. besides, as long as the media outlets are liberal, they will always conceal the truth of Him

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 25 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Bone_Vulture

Quote# 13744

[On Muslims]

It's a wonder we haven't rounded a lot of them up and either sent them home packing or put them in detention camps. The anti-Americanism is what is frightening. I recently read that Dearborn, Michigan is essentially a Hezbollah training center. A Muslim girl my daughter attends school told my daughter that she hopes America falls -- and her family is wealthy from their opportunity to live in America. How much of that kind of talk should we be willing to put up with?

The round em up idea always freaks people out and makes them think of Hitler and the holocaust. But we did it humanley during WWII with Germans and Japanese. Personally I've had it with Muslims, I wish they would just go back to their desert paradise, set up sharia and have a great time and leave Christian lands and people alone.

christianley, Catholic answers forum 23 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13746

It is obvious that Iran is not going to comply with the UN call to stop the nuclear weapons activities. After a rejection by Iran, America should make a full Declaration of War (including total news medai censorship) against Iran and all those that support or are associated with the Iranian philosophy (Hezbollah, Hamas, Syria, El Sadar, etc.). In order to soften up Iran, nuclear weapons should be used to eliminate all military targets, then America should take over all oil production in Iran then implement: 1)American take over of the oil and only reward the Sunni, Shiites, and Kurds when they behave properly. If they don't behave, they starve.

Clirus, Christian Forums 31 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 13747

Peronally, I thimk we should have blown the statue up after 9/11 and sent it back to France to show our disgust at France's opposition to fighting the war on terrorism.

I still think we should do it, and raise a gigantic statue of Jesus in it's place. Now that would be a thumb in the eye of the Muslim terrorists! It would also make a statement that this is a Christian nation.

Gene, WorldMagBlog 68 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13749

My husband recently made my day when he told me I was a very good wife, "the cream of the crop". Next to "Well done, good & faithful servant," that's the best compliment I could get.

Karen O, WorldMagBlog 48 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13751

I was banned again on www.physicsforums.com!
They are very worried about theist and the truth we know about the fallacy of evolution. Fascism and censorship is a sure sign of a group of people trying to hide a lie, and since prophecy says this will happen I'd say evolution is officially discredited.

Origen, Evolution Fairytale Forum 37 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13752

yeah.. well we can't let that "evidence" lead us away from God. Is evolution going to give you hope for something in the future or even for something you are going through now? no, therefore I would rather be following something hopeful even if I am wrong than something right and not hopeful.

Salvation12288, Christian forums 30 Comments [8/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13691

[Why Catholics are not Christians]

One's pagan and one isn't

They're pretty much are, they're holidays are on pagan holidays and they believe in multiple divine entities. Heh.

Your holidays match up with sun worship dates, your chief symbol is a slightly modified sun wheel etc. Whether you worship the sun or not at the top level of your religion, it's origins are clearly rooted in sun worship.

Deus Nova, Gamefaqs 38 Comments [8/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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