Quote# 13846

masturbation is selfish sex, alot of preachers talk about it as being selfish sex.
it says in the bible that if u look at someone sexually cut out ur eyes, if u touch som1 sexually cut off ur hand. in masturbation u must b thinking bout som1 sexually ......

..::S a M = SUPERSAM:::..xX.IKTPQ.Xx, Myspace 54 Comments [8/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13847

Here's my approach...

We are here. Life is here.
We are here via one of two ways;

1.) Dumb luck.
2.) Intelligent Design.

Eliminate the likelihood of one and...viola...the other is then the likeliest explanation, via deductive reasoning, inductive reasoning, or any other process of logical reasoning one cares to choose.

_Darth_Brooks_, Jedi Council Forums 41 Comments [8/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13848

Apparently, there has been some research of homosexuality being potentially created by Neanderthals, who then engaged with homo erectus in sex and spread this gay disease to current man.

Jason, Evolution 101 49 Comments [8/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Vyoma

Quote# 13852

Children of the Devil, NEW WORLD ORDER

It is my firm belief, based on observation combined with Biblical research, that western civilization is raising a generation of children which, once they are grown, shall be fully subservient to Satan. Just as the Devil convinced Eve that she could become a god, so is the secular world teaching their children that they are gods, and that there is virtue in sinning. Pride, Greed, Envy, Anger, Lust, Gluttony and Laziness have become 'norms' in our Society. Not only are these attitudes tolerated, they are encourged by parents, teachers, "churches," and the State.

Who is responsible for this, you ask?

Marxism, radical feminism, and the sodomite agenda -- three forces which are working in common cause towards the persecution of Christians, the coming of the false christ, and, ultimately, the enslavement of mankind to the will of the Devil. What better way to enslave mankind to the Devil than to ensure they are living in a state of absolute moral corruption?

Anyone who refuses to become a mindless drone will be destroyed.

SO, ARE WE READY TO DIE FOR OUR FAITH?

B®ent - Generalissimo of Christian Forums, Christian Forums 41 Comments [8/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 13853

[Ad calling on the Justice Department to prosecute hotels that offer in-room porn]

If what begins with a click can end as a registered sex offense, it's time we rethink hardcore porn.

Campaign for Corporate Responsibility, Concerned Women for America 29 Comments [8/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Amigone201

Quote# 13854

Because sheep are stupied heard animals and do not think. If one falls off a cliff it is possible that more will follow . We humans are stupid and need a shepard.. Jesus is our shepard. We are still stupied but at least we have a shepard

memorris900, Yahoo! Answers 47 Comments [8/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: bria

Quote# 13860

[Keep in mind that the film in question is from 1939. "Under God" was not added to the Pledge until 1952.]

I was e-mailed this website by a friend. I began watching some of the old Little Rascal episodes. In "JOY SCOUTS" they begin the short by saying the Pledge Of Alegiance. You'll notice they cut out the words "UNDER GOD" from the pledge. I am sure this was not left out of the original movie. I will NOT be going back to this website again, or passing it on. When you try to please a few people by leaving out the word GOD then you can keep it! You should be ashamed of yourselves!

Rans54, In2TV Forum 28 Comments [8/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13812

THE EARTH IS NOT MOVING (One Page Summary)
FACTS:

THERE IS NO PROOF THAT THE EARTH ROTATES ON A "AXIS" DAILY AND ORBITS THE SUN ANNUALLY. NONE.
ALL CALCULATIONS FOR ECLIPSES, THE SPACE PROGRAM, NAVIGATION, SATELLITE MOVEMENTS--ANYTHING THAT DEMANDS PRECISION AND ACCURACY--ARE BASED ON A NON-MOVING EARTH. BOILED DOWN, HELIOCENTRIC MATH IS THE SAME AS GEOCENTRIC MATH. MATHEMATICS HAS BEEN INVENTED SPECIFICALLY TO UPHOLD COPERNICANISM. (EINSTEIN CALLED MATH AN "ART FORM" AND SO IT IS!)
NO EXPERIMENT HAS SHOWN THE EARTH TO BE MOVING (MUCH LESS AT 30 TIMES RIFLE BULLET SPEED IN SOLAR ORBIT AND 250 TIMES RBS AROUND A GALAXY!) ONE WOULD THINK SUCH SPEEDS WOULD FLAP ONE’S COLLAR A LITTLE EVEN IF THE "SCIENCE" ESTABLISHMENT SAYS NO....
MULTIPLE EXPERIMENTS HAVE SHOWN THE EARTH TO BE STATIONARY.
REVISIONIST HISTORY REVEALS THE ROLES THAT COPERNICUS, KEPLER, GALILEO, NEWTON, EINSTEIN, SAGAN ET AL HAVE PLAYED IN FOISTING THIS LIE ON MANKIND.
THE LOGIC AGAINST A MOVING EARTH IS OVERPOWERING.
WORLD-CLASS ASTRONOMER SIR FRED HOYLE SAID TAKE YOUR PICK BETWEEN THE TWO MODELS....
COPERNICANISM PAVED THE WAY FOR DARWINISM (WHICH SPAWNED MARXISM, FREUDIANISM, EINSTEINISM, SAGANISM)
STAR SPEEDS ARE NOT A PROBLEM WHEN THE THICKNESS OF THE UNIVERSE IS SEEN TO BE WHAT IT REALLY IS, THAT IS, LESS THAN 1/2 LIGHT DAY THICK. BEGIN HERE...
NASA’S SPACE PROGRAM IS LABELED "ORIGINS RESEARCH" AND COSTS TAXPAYERS MEGA-BUCKS. COMPUTERIZED TELESCOPES ARE PROGRAMMED TO SEND BACK "SYNTHESIZED IMAGES". THE "IMAGE WARPER" PERMITS "GEOMENTRIC TRANSFORMATIONS" WHILE "ORIGINS TECHNOLOGY... CONFIGURES THE MULTIPLE SMALL MIRRORS..." IN THESE TELESCOPES. TALK ABOUT A CON JOB!
THE BIBLE SAYS THE EARTH IS NOT MOVING AND CANNOT BE MOVED. WHAT’L IT BE FOLKS? FALSE SCIENCE AS THE SOURCE OF ABSOLUTE TRUTH...OR GOD’S WORD??
Book Order: HERE...

fixed earth website summary, fixedearth.com 43 Comments [8/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: papabear

Quote# 13814

I think the worst kind of marketing right now is gays, you see it everywhere like its the way to be soon enough i bet there going to figure out a way to get a guys pregnant and a women a working ____

Byron, Myspace 20 Comments [8/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13815

i think i agree with byron it seems to be that latest fashion is to be gay with brokeback people seem to be trying to take it a step further than being accepted

LJ, Myspace 19 Comments [8/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13816

OH NO! OUR RELIGION OF EVOLUTION IS DYING A SLOW DEATH IN THE US! QUICK, LET'S GET TO THE SCHOOLS AND TEACH MORE OF IT! Mabey if there was a shread of evidence for this stupid thing, people would be more ampt to believe it.

BigChrisFilm, FSTDT Forums 30 Comments [8/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 13817

why is it that when I talk to evolutionist, they say Evolution has nothing to do with the origin of everything in our universe, but when I question evolution, they link me to a site called talkorigin?

BigChrisFilm, FSTDT Forums 17 Comments [8/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Scott

Quote# 13822

Now if someone creates such a website, about Christians who aimlessly say something that seems funny, that already shows it's the Truth.

Stephen, Myspace 21 Comments [8/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Benjamin

Quote# 13823

I wake up with bruises all the time. Not just wee ones...but large black ones on my arms...as if someone had grabbed me and held me down. And large black ones on my legs....the size of golf balls.

On monday...I got a terrible sunburn....and since then....I have been in agony because these evil creatures are poking at my burn. It feels like they are poking big needles into my back and then proceed to grind it in. I have never had that experience with a burn before....I know its them...Im sure they love seeing me wince and shudder with the pain.

Dont think they can touch you? Dont think they can do things to you in your sleep? Think again.

Hislittleangel, War of the Angels 36 Comments [8/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 13836

I Don't beleive that UFO's and alian's are propaganda at all.
I think that Lucifer and his angel's have technology that we couldnt fathom.
Thing's like saucer shaped vehicles that are surounded by an electro magnatic feild so that they can defy the laws of physic's.
In sphere of the full 10 dementional univerce and not limited to only 4 the way we are.
I have said this before on this web site but I do beleive that when the Rapture happens.
Satan will know it emediatly.
And then I beleive he will order UFO's to uncloak so to speak.
Showing themselves over every town and city so that every one in the world will see them.
Then the next day's headlines will read (MIllion's abducted by UFO's.)
And who wouldn't beleive that having seen the thing's themselves in the sky.
THeir have been so many sightings of these thing's by so many credible people that it definatly is real.

Turtle, Rapture Ready 43 Comments [8/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13839

Evolution is a religion because it's based on two concepts that require blind FAITH. The first is random mutations. The second is natural selection. Neither one of these things can be seen, tested or proven.....

Well actually NS could be proven by controlled experiments, however scientists appear to be too chicken to try such a thing. (just like they're too chicken to experiment by moving animals to different locations in the world to see what would happen to their phenotypes.) In fact, as far as I know, not ONE such experiment on natural selection has been tried. Of course I could be wrong about this, but if I am, I'd love to the see the link.

The fact is, your theory is based on sheer speculation and a desire to not be created. What you believe in is not science, it's Sesame Street-style make-believe. It's a fairytale for grownups who seek to deny the obvious. There is not one shred of hard evidence or truth to it. S

supersport, Christian Forums 36 Comments [8/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 13782

[Asked to justify his estimate that Day One of Genesis was on the year 12,975 BC]

The day of pentacost began around 30 ad. So it should be 12,970 years ago that it all began.

There was six days of creation, then God rested on the 7th day, that is 7,000 years. Then on the eighth day God put Adam in the Garden of Eden. For us that started 6,000 years ago. So 6,000 & 7,000 add up to 13,000.

Jesus was born somewhere around 5 BC. He began His ministry at the age of 30 and it lasted for 3.5 years. The temple was destroyed around 70 ad. It is clear here that the Messiah was cut off half way though the week and the temple was destroyed at the end of the week or around 70 ad.

The Church age, or the age of grace began around 30 AD. This is the age of grace that will last two days or 2,000 years. So the age of grace will come to an end around 2,030. I use to joke with my wife that I would be alive when Jesus returns, so I would be around 80 years old then.

When you subtract the 30 from 1000 you get 970. Then you count back 7 days (7,000 years) & 6 days (6,000). So that is 13,000 years minus the 30 years so that comes out 12,970 years or there about.

I do not know that exact number, but there are people who think that they do know it. I can not even figure out what to do with the year 0.

JohnR7, Christian Forums 27 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro

Quote# 13785

I was taking calculus. I was a mathematics major and I was at a Christian college that was called Christian, but was not Christian....

I asked a question to my calculus professor: "What makes this course distinctly Christian?" He stopped. He said no one has ever asked that question before...

He said, "Okay, I'm a Christian; you're a Christian."

I said, "That's not what I asked! What makes this calculus course distinctly Christian? What makes this different from the local secular university? Are we using the same text? Yes. Are you teaching it the same way? Yes. Then why is this called a Christian college and that one a non-Christian college?"

Paul Jehle, Science Blogs 58 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: StrangerOnAForeignShore

Quote# 13786

[On how to prevent people from becoming terrorists]

"We have to reach out in Christ's love to witness to these people so they don't come to us with bombs," he says. "We can go to them with the weapon of love in Jesus Christ."

Dr. Carl Moeller, American Family Association 39 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Amigone201

Quote# 13787

Evolving is a sin. God made you with love and created you to be completely unique - different in a way that no one else is. To attempt to change that is to go against God's desire for you to be the best that you can be for His sake. Only someone who hates God, desires His creation to be changed so that there is no longer any reference to Him or His intentions.

Gottservant, Christian Forums 26 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13789

AMEN!

OOPS

I hope the ACLU won't sue me for saying that in a public forum.

jack bauer for president, Yahoo! Answers 29 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 13791

To give you an idea how unimportant evoltion is, look at the facts. The US ranks at the bottom right above Turkey, but the US also boasts the highest number of Nobel Prize winners year after year. Also, our pharmacutical companies still have the lead in medical innovation. Our Universities are the envy of the world, even average ones, like UCSD. Nothing can quite match MIT or Caltech (or Stanford, or Harvard, or...)

So you see, the United States claims leadershp when it comes to scence, innovation and invention, yet evolution in this country ranks near the bottom. This tells us not only that evolution sn't mportant, but that the US is among the most spiritually healthy nations n the world, as well.

Why do you think Americans have such high self-esteems? It's gotta be Jesus. It just has gotta be!

HappyHealthyHolyRoller, Christian Forums 38 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 13793

[when talking about Catholics...]

All of them do not accept Christ.

BigChrisFilm, FSTDT! Boards 22 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tzelemel

Quote# 13797

NO it is NOT possible to get out of Hell once you are there no matter what religion you are. In God's word he likens "SALVATION" TO BEING 'BORN AGAIN'. He even compares it to a baby in it's mother's womb and he says, can a baby who has been born come back into it's mother's womb? Well, I ask you--can a person who has already turned God down and gone to Hell turn around and go to Heaven? No!

Susan C, Yahoo Answers 20 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 13805

of course there is a god.. There is allways a creator. Everything you see around you is created by god. Except the violence.. Loneliness or sadness could not exsist in this world if god didn't have those qualities. Even Violence, god is violent but not in a bad way. Such as he likes to battle against demons for the fun. He creats them and battle's against them.

Rosenti, Eyes on Final Fantasy 25 Comments [8/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: nik