Quote# 10847

[Commenting on mysterious vibrations coming from inside the earth]

Ever think that it could be HELL ??? The bible talks about satan promising and tempting Christ with all the riches of the world if only Christ would worship him ? And, that heaven is always thought to be UP in the sky , in a celestial spiritual demension,and that satan was CAST OUT OF HEAVEN...where did he go ? There must be a place DOWN beneath ,and pit -like...why couldn't it be in the center of the earth. ? The rumblings / vibrations could very well be the unearthly moaning and crying of tormented disembodied souls that rejected God and Christ in this life. Many people who have after death experiences...some claim they descended into a pit where they were groped, abused, clawed. Not a pleasant thought for sure ! But POSSIBLE !! Those rumblings can't all be GAS !!!

clearheart7, Yahoo! Message Boards 26 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MK

Quote# 10848

u know what? GOD had to do something with the all 9/11 stuff.. there were just SO much "miracles" happening that day... vanishing planes, never found bodies, more ten 10 ppl calling from 30.000 feet with a successrate of 0,006%
200 gram bandana fresh from the store found at the crashtite while a 100.000.000 gram plane vanished (guess god forgot to miracilously vanish that one), pentagon lawn untouched y the 100 ton plane that crashed into it (guess god tought the lawn was too beutifull, so he restored it)
just thinking about al those "miracles" gives me a warm feeling inside

e-dog, Loose Change 31 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10851

The Narwhal.....

I was thinking about Unicorns the other day and I got to wondering.

I used to think that They still existed and had always. That, they just hid themselves. Every white horse was really a descendant of a Unicorn that had hidden it's horn from human view to save itself. This causing the unicorn to forget about thier ancesrty.

A few years ago I came upon the Narwhal. It is a whale with a big horn on it's head, or a tooth. I thought, what if this was really what the unicorn had become?

I remember in a movie, a long time ago, called Cats Don't Dance. In this movie there is a part where a Unicorn, a Dragon, and some other creature I cannot remember, are laughing at all of the animals getting on to to ark.

What if this is somewhat like what really happened and a few Unicorns survived on some high mountain range and had to evolve to survive?

Also, in the movie The Last Unicorn, King Haggard (I think), trapped all of the Unicorns in the Ocean with his magical Red Bull. A second reference to Unicorns being drawn to water. They are magical creatures and maybe could have survived, ot changed thier appearance to escape.

Whales are as old as time, just as the Unicorns. This theory is a little far fetched, but somewhat plausible in my eyes. If people and dinosaurs evolved, why couldn't the Unicorns? Or even other animals...

Inanna, AboveTopSecret 36 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 10852

Homophobia is like global warming & the hole in the Ozone layer. neither of them exist.

Atheists R Faithly Impotent, MySpace 31 Comments [4/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: B

Quote# 10790

We are terrible, sick, filthy. That should be something to rejoice in. We are to be servants of God--life is not about us. And yet God works on each of us, molding, hammering, and melting, until He's done.

jbarcher, Christian Forums 30 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 10792

Married 11+ years now. Went through a long stretch of female-sense-of-entitlement and making things tense with shrewish behavior..we almost called it quits a handful of times... hate to be cliche but society certainly has it's role in making women think they have a right to act that way.. commercials and sitcoms and cosmos et al...

Accepted Christ as my savior, became "born again" and bible-believing a little over a year ago... DH still agnostic and materialistic, but the marriage has done a complete 180 anyway. Now I'm rightfuly gratefully to be with a good, kind, man...praying for his salvation quietly, and household has been nag-free for over a year. Happy, peaceful... child's ADD symptoms went away, anxiety gone... hot meals minimum 5out of7 nights, He's the boss of us as God intended and I can relax and worry about those things specific to my domain... which doesnt include home buying. When he was considering buying a new home (we're expecting twins) he asked for my 2 cents, I gave it, and then left the decision to him, as it should be. Its definitely time for a general rebound from neofeminism, imho.

And you guys thought Christianity was all about the downsides! ; D

time2sow, Fark 41 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 10795

Much has been printed lately concerning evolution with an equivalent number of suggested reading materials to assist parents in rearing their offspring. Each time creation draws the short straw. Evolutionists prefr their creed by far. Their belief forms, for me, an image of this mass wandering aimlessly around in space and over many eons evolving into a blob

Later this blob collides with a huge, spinning, solid object - and it continues evolving, but in joint-venture. Then in time, supposedly, though some cosmic accident, the solid object evolves into a sphere, and through metamorphosis the blob evolves through various shapes and sizes, one of them evolving into the monkey which, eventually, evolves into Homo erectus, then Homo Sapiens.

This may make sense to some, but not to me. I, for one, prefer the biblical account of man's appearance on this planet. It is simple. It is concise.

"God said: Let us make Man in our image." (Genesis 1:26,27) I cannot sit back and let anyone make a monkey out of my God!

While the evolutionists are at it, let them put their theories in a test tube, then add some hydrochloric acid. Ask them: Will the result evolve into everlasting happiness or an eternal, infernal, sizzling burn?

Lucius L Bultman Sr., The Augusta Chronicle 32 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Lord Zeruel

Quote# 10796

[On why a woman's right to an abortion forces beliefs onto him]

It is forcing the non phisical beleifs on me by saying you won't change what I wish to change.

Steve (NagZul), Myspace 36 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 10797

['The bible itself is a man made compilation of man made texts']

500 years ago, you would have had your head chopped off for saying that.
All you pseudo- scientists should count your lucky stars Christians decided to relax things here in the West allowing science and tech to grow a little.

The Ascetic Crusader, 123 Christian Forums 50 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 15

Quote# 10803

If the Rapture happens while I'm at work then there will be some really startled guys in my office. I'm the only Christian here with three devout Jewish men. Let me just say, its a struggle. They kind of view me as a slightly stupid pet dog. :shrug: Boy are they gonna be surprised.

RobinWWJD, Rapture Ready 35 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 10804

When I was still in high school I think or college I remember my Mom and I going to the store and I picked out this book to read. Mom knew I bought this book and was going to read it too. I'm sorry I can't tell you the name of it since this is well over 20 years ago but the premise of the book was that there were these bones in a crate and it turned out that they were Jesus' bones. Kind of like the DaVinci code...lots of intrigue and mystery/secrets. I started reading the book and after awhile I went to my mom and said that this just didn't seem right to read a book like this...it's like we both had this revelation that it was wrong to read this book. She suggested that we burn the book, a paperback. I agreed without hesitation and so we threw it into the fireplace.

Diamond, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Alejandro

Quote# 10806

[OMEGA7's view of hell]

For anyone who has studied the bible for over 35 years like I have

would easily know the HELL - GEHENNA - THE LAKE OF FIRE

is exacltly that , a Physical Lake of Fire fed by OIL and Gas

which is common in the Middle East.

Jesus said that the Pharasees would be Cast on the local Garbage Dump

where the Garbage and dead bodies were burnt.

After Armageddon there will be alot of Dead bodies and Armaments

that will have to be burnt. Those who go to the Lake of Fire will be

working there throwing in the Garbage. That is it .

There will be NO Tormenting of HUMANS just Hot sweaty workers.

OMEGA7, TheologyOnline 25 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10809

So first we disprove their little liberal evolution theory on the basis of unsatisfactory evidence, and suddenly POOF, they have more fossils which just happen to perfectly fit into the huge holes in their theories. You have to be pretty naive for fall for such a simpleminded trick!

['SIMPLEMINDED? And it is not simpleminded to believe in such archaic fables such as the existence of god which were believed to exist by the Mesopotamians, the inhabitants of one of the Earth's FIRST CIVILIZATIONS, thousands of years ago? SIMPLEMINDED! ha!']

You choose to mock God but yet you have no problem believing in such idiotic monstrosities as diplodocus or stegosaurus or archeopterix. I mean, come on! If you're going to fool people, at least TRY to be convincing. Evolution theory is simply laughable.

shrill_neoconazi_idiot, Yahoo! Message Boards 23 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 10813

Why didn't God to it in a nanosecond, or even instantly? The only reason I can come up with is because he wanted a standard for us! Where do you think the 7-day week came from?

Miraculous, Sean Hannity Discussion Forums 22 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10816

I want to thank all of you who prayed for me and my family. My parents still aren't able to pay the bill, and we have yet to find some1 to help us, but our electric was never turned off. Amazingly, it's still on. God's working. ;) I can feel it.

savedtoday0305, LiveJournal 17 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10817

It would be a great benefit to teach actual science in science class, and this would leave evolution out as it is scientifically disproved. Perhaps one day it will be taught in a history class discussing ridiculous things that people used to believe.

shama_malak, LiveJournal 36 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 10819

[Responding to challenges posed by another poster, but completely missing the point of them and even somehow thinking that weather forecasting includes tsunamis]

['if the scientists "are consistently wrong" how is it you are writing these messages on an abacus']

So being able to converse with these scientific morons is a plus ?

['If the medical folks are "consistently wrong" then how come everyone is living long enough to get cancer these days']

Gee there's a real positive outcome huh...probably enjoy the pain huh?

['If the weathermen are consistently wrong, howcome so many people DID get out of NO BEFORE Katrina hit?']

Yep..so many have survived..I can think of the wonderful tsunami wave and all those dead buried souls just so happy for weathermen, and the predictions that the storms are coming so make sure your insurance premiums are paid..because you when you have nothing left & get nothing from us..we'll make sure your account was marked paid in full though.

Yeah..science..a real misery prolonger---wonder if all those dead Japanese wre happy with the results of the atomic bomb ? hmmmm

ur_just2_stupid, Yahoo! Message Boards 18 Comments [4/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 10747

lol Sierra I'm not interacting with you in a way because your gender, I treat everyone as equals, encluding myself, and you, and the people who arborted because they were invited and killed because of unwanted results of sex.

Steve (NagZul), Myspace 26 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 10751

I studied witchcraft for 3 1/2 years until three weeks ago when I gave my life to Christ for the first time in my life. Satan is trying to get me back. I've heard voices to hurt myself and I have been pushed to the ground when no human being was around. He won't leave me alone. I am also on felony probation and still have 2 1/2 years left on my probation. If I screw up I get 1-5 years in prison.

JesusFreak7, Bibleforums.org 27 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 10752

Astronomers have discovered a blue ring around Uranus. This is impressive because it adds credence to the idea that the "waters" of day two in Genesis, while the Earth was "without form and void", might represent a description of the early solar disk's appearance.

Urim, bibleforums.org 19 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 10755

["Incest is off topic.
Please try to stay on topic, and dont mention it again."]

INCEST! INCEST! INCEST! INCEST! INCEST! INCEST! INCEST!

Who makes the rules; ME, YOU, or GOD!
Is this one nation under GOD or in spite of GOD? GOD in the BIBLE indicates that HOMOSEXUALITY is an evil pagan practice. If there is no god or gods that the nation must answer to, then society can certainly do whatever it pleases. Incest to some may be a perfect way to teach children about sex by making it a physical family exercise. Even pets could be added to the fray. Certainly, with the inclusion of Homosexual marriage comes the next step of several marriage partners and family coupling. One can only wonder what society will evolve into in even the next 20 years as we become more and more sensually sophisticated..... Some are eagerly licking their chops in expectation......

Little Nipper, Christian Forums 44 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 19

Quote# 10760

[My mother was born in 1918. back then, a woman's only goal was to marry aman, and be his slave and household servant, and childsitter in exchange for his paying the bills. The opposite of that is feminism and I am all for it.]

So you're all for men having their only goal being to get married, be her household slave & servant, and childsitter in exchange for her paying the bills? Perhaps the taste I got of feminism wasn't so much off the mark as I suspected: it really is a bunch of Amazonian women plotting world domination.

Jedi, Christian Forums 21 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 10764

That is a good point. When mankind was cursed, the man's curse was that the ground would not just produce for him, he'd have to work his tail off to make a living. The woman's curse was painful childbirth. People can't reverse or dodge either curse, you can't fix what God broke. Furthermore, God won't take that away until the new heaven and the new earth (Rev 22:3). Therefore, when a woman chooses a career, she is taking on the man's curse as well as the one she is stuck with. I don't know why people would choose two curses instead of only one.

twistedsketch, Christian Forums 31 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 10767

I want To ask every teen on this forum if they will fight this battle with. This battle Is going to help save our generation from the Traps and Bondages that Satan Has put on us and it starts out with Us Teens that are strong with God and His Glory.

I noticed one Trap and that is MTV. You know that shows shuch as Real World, Road Rules, etc. They show you what it is like when you when they Drink and what They do before Hand. However MTV doesn't show the Aftermath. They don't show the girls crying at night becuase they have has multiple sex and guys feeling bad for the Girls that they hurt at home becuase the cheated on her.

So It is time. Time to save our Generation. With the Help with all the Christian Teens going around going to there City Halls and protesting against the Wrong things and trying hard to put a stop to it. Remember through God all things are possible. Now, Sound Your Battlecry save our generation.

Here's my Battlecry, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

bannaboat101, Christian Forums 64 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 10768

The sexual freedom of the 1920's was likely the cause of the Depression & World War II, as was anything else. The cause of World War I was Social Darwinism. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction...... GOD is not mocked.

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 43 Comments [4/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12
Submitted By: trunks