FSTDT Quotes for April 2006

Quote# 11051

[re: How does God talk to you?]

Gah like.. which one do we reply to, theres like... two. O_o He speaks to me through feelings and other people and events.. sometimes I hear Him verbally when I cuddle up close to Him when I feel upset or sorry.. or depressed... Hes pretty cool!

DarkLegend28, Christian Forums 27 Comments [4/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: CousinTed

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 10972

And if macro evolution was true, women would have 3 arms by now.

SuperTrunks4, Gaia 31 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 10976

and in my opinion the minute the baby growsa a heart its alive and at that point all the mom is, Is food.

if i had a dime, Myspace 50 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Sierra

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Quote# 10978

[Examples of Christian Persecution]

-The book of daniel- a completely bogus nbc show that tried to make fun of christians
-the movie "the life of brian"
-in kentucky someone said that it was the Catholic Churchs' fault that abortion was being fought and that they pressured people into decisions that were unfair to the woman pregnant
-on an episode of "family guy" the dog said "i have been trying to keep these people from having sex all night, now i know how the Catholic Church feels"
-Jesus is made fun of on late night shows and i have seen this so dont tell me it doesnt happen
-many more

Joey, Myspace 47 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Sierra

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 10983

Homosexual activists have to resort to demonizing Christians with name calling simply because a Christian doesn’t believe in homosexuality for religious reasons.

It is horrible for children to be raised by homosexuals.

molder, Christian Forums 31 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Mandrake

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Quote# 10984

There is evidence that dinosaurs used to help man build the pyramids and the other wonders of the earth, including Noah’s ark.

Vince Fenech, MaltaToday 50 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Maronan

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Quote# 10985

If I were President, I would command (by executive order) the military to shut down every abortion clinic in America, and every so-called "doctor" who performed abortions would be given a kangaroo trial and promptly executed. When I say executed, I mean they should be hanged in the streets, so as to serve as an example to others. May God have mercy on their souls.

Restformationist, Christian Forums 51 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 17

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Quote# 10987

[Replying to 'as for not seeing evolution it takes several million years... incase you missed that memo...']

several million years for a monkey to turn into a man. oh wait thats right. monkeys dont live several million years.

Queen of the tigers, Gaia 215 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 18
Submitted By: Melf

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Quote# 10988

[On Noah's Ark]

baby animals wouldn't take up as much space.
God may have put them in a deep sleep - hibernation.
He did it to Adam, He can do it again.
We call it local anesthesia.

buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 10992

Canada=modern day Sodom & Gomorrah - God have mercy on this wicked antichrist nation that seeks to mock God and His laws - we have become a tolerant nation all right - tolerant to sin!!

Athanasian Creed, Christian Forums 33 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Mandrake

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Quote# 10996

Time for an armed revolution within San Francisco.

Since the Franco-pussies hate guns guess who's going to win.

QuicksilverHg, American Conservative Forum 28 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 10998

Hey Faggots!!! Maybe you should get a friggin clue. You know why you can't have babies? Cause you're fags. Your lifestyles choose to be a virus on the community, having to recruit more into your "species". You cannot reproduce. YOU have chosen to not have kids and be gay instead. Why should you be allowed to adopt? If God wanted you have kids he would have let faggots reproduce!

daparish, American Conservative Forum 39 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 11001

[A federal judge has issued a preliminary injunction against a school district that will allow a wheelchair athlete to run at track events at the same time as her able-bodied teammates.]

Well, isn't that special? Will he also wave his magic wand and enable her to participate in the pole vault?

Wizard of Oz, Apologetics.org 17 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

WTF?! || meh

Quote# 11005

Muslims will only be peaceful when they are all dead. The sooner the better. (dancing banana emoticon)

PoppaBear, American Conservative Forum 26 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 11024

Why is it that most prophets and prophetess end up alone or have marriage problems? Take my mom for example, she's a MIGHTY woman of God AND she's a prophetess. She is getting a divorce. A friend of my mom is a prophetess, she is alone and can't find a good man.

~I'm Blessed~, Myspace 39 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -1
Submitted By: Sierra

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Quote# 11026

The Penis and Vagina Serve a Primary Purpose, and the Defiance of that, either by Will, Defect, or Cycle of Abuse, is not something to be Embraced...

Christianity Reminds us of this...

The Bible Reminds us of this...

Much more, Nature Reminds us of this.

Homosexuals and other Deviants don't want the Reminder.

tha malcontent, Sean Hannity Discussion Forums 35 Comments [4/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 10945

But abortion and gay marriage is so much more important than poverty!

Becky153, Christian Forums 63 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: TammyFaye

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Quote# 10946

4.6 billion years is but the false conclusion arrived at by those who need the time and have no one to thank by the prince of this world----Lucifer.

LittleNipper, Christian Forums 24 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 10948

Now how often should one eat the REAL BODY of Christ? EVERYDAY!!!! It is not required of course. But as the expression goes, "you are what you eat...." The more one eats Christ the more one becomes like Him.

threesixteen, 123 Christian Forums 53 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 10952

[Regarding the student expelled from Cumberland University for being gay]

The only reason this is "News" is because he was a sodomite. The Marxist-dominated media will prop up a homosexual on any occaision available to them, in order to advance their agenda of destroying the traditional family, programming children with political correctness, and spreading hatred towards God Almighty.

Restformationist, Christian Forums 26 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 10953

[Emphasis original]

There is no scientific data, which when _interpreted correctly_, conflicts with scripture.

However, when _interpreted correctly_, it does conflict with Evolution.

Please stop making hypocritical arguments. Ever since Darwin, evolutionists have looked at data with an OECism bias.

Both Creation Science and Evolutionary Science _ARE SCIENCE_. However, the science of the Creationist is the best science providing us with accurate dating of the earth.

Prophetable, Christian Forums 28 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 10954

Christian Geologists have never found evidence that falsifies YECism [Young Earth Creationism]. Infact no scientists have.

Prophetable, Christian Forums 36 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 10956

I don't think it will be very long, that people will see something they've never seen before.... a muslim in office and his religion being forced down everyone's throats. Just MHO.

cathy1953, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Jonathan

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Quote# 10958

Dinos were real in the bible. they were called dragons. They did exist but only a few thousand years ago.

You need millions of years for your "THEORY" to have happened and that's simply not the case.

You people see only what you want to see. That's not reality!

dianainlla, Yahoo! Message Boards 25 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: David D.G.

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Quote# 10960

Dinos: One of the biggest lies peddled by the atheist liberal left. It's like, yeah right, we're supposed to believe that gigantic lizards walked around for supposedly millions of years, and magically no one knew they even existed until the coming of the atheist religion of Evolution in the 1800s.

Dinosaurs are just an attempt by radical leftists to try and cast doubt on the existence and omnipotence of God and to attack Creationist science. It's their way of worming an idea into people God is an imperfect God who tinkered around with another species before giving up on it and creating mankind. But there is no evidence in the Bible or otherwise to support such a stance.

beth4christ_and_country, Yahoo! Message Boards 36 Comments [4/18/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: David D.G.

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