Quote# 11075

there are no missing links, they dont exist. it would be like finding a peanut butter sandwhich and having an evolutionist say "look, this was obviously a peanut butter & JELLY sandwich, but we dont have the proof to show there was any jelly". maybe, just maybe the peanut butter sandwich was designed without any jelly. it never was on it! these missing links that the evolutionists have is why hoaxes are created

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 19 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 11079

Open letter to Satan

Satan,
You have gained a foothold if not a stronghold here in recent days. You have pitted brother against brother, brother against sister, sister aganist brother and so on. You have sewn division, suspicion, jealousy, rage bitterness and more, AND IT STOPS NOW. SATAN I REBUKE YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST. YOU HAVE NO DOMINION OVER THESE BOARDS OR ANY MEMBER HERE. IN THE NAME OF JESUS CHRIST I BIND YOU AND CAST YOU OUT OF THESE DISCUSSION FORUMS. I CAST YOU OUT IN JESUS NAME!!!

Titus, CWS Talk! 81 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Jeremy PC

Quote# 11080

evolutionists say that fossil is millions of years old, yet nothing alive today can live a million years. talk about making stuff up!!!

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 47 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 11081

During the start of the whole Anti-Freemason trend, a judge ruled a man as an incompetent witness because he was an athiest.
And I almost agree, you'd have to be atleast a little bit mentally incompetent to not believe in SOMETHING. I mean the whole need to worship something is ingrained in the human psyche. To disbelieve is just petty and contrary.
imho

So, inregards to [atheists] being a distrusted minority, I think thats nonsense, they don't ever get together and meet and discuss their common idiocy. But I could do well with a lot less of those people.

As of the strong/weak thing. Weak athiests are just agnostics in my opinion, its sad they lack faith, but atleast they don't try to deny it. Thats the real idiocy, the denial.

Elder Spwan, Gaia 30 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 11086

[Links in the original removed]

George W. Bush is the antichrist. He performed not only one but TWO great miracles.

1. He has let everyone see two planes crashing into the WTC towers

2. He has let everyone see how he was able to multiply his votes by four in the 2004 elections


Amerika deserves its antichrist. An antichrist that will not be able to perform the ultimate miracle...

3. To postpone the rise on the exponetial curve once more. Because time to celebrate the satanic trilogy ..... in the post-tribulation period... is NOW behind us

oil futures for June delivery close at $75.17: $5 rise a week, $1 daily rythm is on

MattMarriott, Christian Forums 19 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Mandrake

Quote# 11087

[in a topic about a book in which two princes marry being read in 2nd grade]

My kids (should I ever spawn them forth) won't have any part of this garbage. The school system can't force my hand in it, and I WILL take them out of homological studies (whatever you call gay classes) with force if need be. It ain't happenin' under my watch.

MedicDave, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: esrz22

Quote# 11090

Heathen home-wrecking whores like the godless Britney Spears are the ones directly responsible for generating lasciviousness across America and the world. Like sewage oozing from the septic tank, evil doers like Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, and Jennifer Lopez are destroying families worldwide. The devil is so proud of them, but God is very angry (Psalm 7:11). Lasciviousness in the Bible is defined as "An unhealthy sexual appetite, an unstable mind." In other words, scum like Britney Spears causes men to want to go commit horrible sins and crimes (and they are). Little girls are being abducted, raped and some killed because men are going crazy. Britney Spears is a monster in sheep's clothing. These women are using their beauty to inspire men to commit sexual sins and crimes. Society can argue that because most men don't commit such crimes that people like Britney Spears cannot be blamed. However, that is simply not true. Britney Spears is guilty, just as are ALL of the entertainment industries lewd and sensual performers.

Robert J. Stewart, Divided by Truth 50 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Dante's Virgil

Quote# 11091

<img src="images/yahova.gif" align="center">

The descriptive endomorphism of Yahovah is mapped from the internal point in Yahovah. Therefore, Yahovah topologically contains the description of Yahovah which equals the endomorphic points which predicatively contain Yahovah.

Yahovah topologically contains all endomorphic points which predicatively contain Yahovah. Therefore, Yahovah is the infinite spatiotemporal manifold which possess all power.

The summation of energy equaling kinetic energy plus potential energy is simply a statement of the law of conservation of energy; Energy cannot be created or destroyed. And, all endomorphic points in existence possess energy therefore energy is in union with existence, or in other words it is the substance of existence. Therefore energy itself is an infinite spatiotemporal manifold.

Gradient energy equals incremental power divided by the incremental spacial metric. Therefore, gradient energy is in all power. Therefore, the energy manifold possess all power.

The infinite spatiotemporal manifold Yahovah possess all power and the infinite spatiotemporal manifold energy possess all power. Therefore, energy is a subset of or equal to Yahovah. Therefore, Yahovah is in union with existence, or in other words Yahovah is the substance of existence.

Mars, myspace 32 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 11094

[About Ford supporting same-sex marriage]

ford is clearly doing this because satanic influences have infiltrated their ranks. lord only knows how many other companies are going to resort to such disturbing tactics to undermine family values and make salmon burgers look like free food for all. my only question is ,why is a company that promotes such bad things still in business???

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 35 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Nightson

Quote# 11095

I got caught putting tracts in porno books once. I wish GOD would cloak us when we are doing it.

eaglex, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [4/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 11053

christianity has a monopoly on marriage, it was created in the name of Christ. its not right that we see other cultures and religious denominations(including homosexuals) feel that they can control what happens with our birthright. satans claws go deep into our society

AngryNotice, ChristianForums 29 Comments [4/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 11054

[Public access television of a man OUT OF HIS MIND preaching Jesus's word. This isn't exactly fundie, but it is beyond hilarious.]

<a href="http://www.fazed.org/video/?id=274" target="_blank">The Spirit of Truth</a>

Some random guy, Public Access TV 23 Comments [4/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 11055

Lets get serious. You will believe a A FUCKING APE IS YOUR ANCESTOR. A FUCKING APE!!!!!!!!!! A PRE HOMOSPHIEN MAKES FOREST GUMP AND RAIN MAN LOOK LIKE ALBERT EISTEIN!!!!!!!!!

Doesn’t make sense. Evolution is stupid. You have to be a jackass to be evolution. Do you think man used to be a hairy, ugly, illiterate not so bright monkey lookin motherfucker.

Want to say to your kids ” this Ape used to be your ancestor.”

Get real… How does a retarded ape envolve to a human. Don’t make any sense. sOUNDS LIKE THE FUCKING TOOTH FAIRY!!!!

This is what I think, you have an ape, and a monkey.. Science is the study of.

You humans compare the ape and monkey to a human and put them together.

Scientist are misleading!!!! Will you let a ape do your taxes?? Can a ape drive a car??? Can a ape talk??? No!!!!!!!!

Caveman is a illusion… Its kinda like the missing link. A dumb hairy motherfucker who doesn’t know how to make complex decisions.

You guys need Jesus bad… You guys watch too much Discovery Channel.

Know this ATHIEST RELIGION IS SCIENCE AND EVOLUTION, SCIENTIST ARE ATHIEST, AGOSTIC, SCIENCE IS MAN MADE RESEARCH.

YOU GUYS DON’T BELIEVEN GOD BECAUSE SCIENCE DETERMINES YOUR DICISIONS.

SCIENCE IS BASED ON RESEARCH BY GATHERED EVIDENCE BY MAN!!!!!

SCIENCE IS NOT FACT!!!!

JESUS CHRIST THE ANSWER!!!!

Jordan King, The Evangelical Atheist 125 Comments [4/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 20
Submitted By: Alejandro

Quote# 11056

Science is mainstream but scientist are misleading because are minds are so infinite we can draw a picture that we predicted that happened and say that god didn’t exist. We can say that bacteria turned to ape, and ape turned to man. Think about it, Aliens????? Man made that up. Science is a way to debunk religion.

I’m sorry but your misleading. Use you infinite mind to make sense. Can you paint of picture of scenery of Paris, France and make look deceptive? You can. I’m going to say it like this, Science is so misleading that only a human can make it up. I don’t believe bacteria formed a earth and I don’t believe a very dumb ape was are ancestor.

Jordan King, The Evangelical Atheist 35 Comments [4/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Alejandro

Quote# 11060

[re: evolution of fruit]

And I guess these fruits were SO smart that they developed their colors of choice as well. Thinking 'wow, if I color myself REAL pretty, someone will eat me and then drop my seeds so I can reproduce. Yeah, yeah, that's it, reproduction. And, if I can get them ALL to eat me and drop the seeds EVERYWHERE, eventually we CAN RULE THE WORLD. Just US APPLES!!!! So, now we must figure out how to stop them from eating grapes'.

Well, I guess those that 'don't get it' simply 'won't get it'. Too bad.

Imagican, 123 Christian Forums 22 Comments [4/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 11061

those millions of "liberal" christians have the right idea, if they follow Christ. but liberalism itself, is a sin. just like any other

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 25 Comments [4/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 11062

[To even imply that it is a woman's fault when she is raped is despicable.]

Don't misinterpret what I'm saying. It's part of the woman's fault for getting raped if she dresses in a manner that would bring unwanted attention. But, it's the rapist's fault if he gets horny due to a girl's way of dress.

Minister Jus, Myspace 59 Comments [4/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 11063

I say scrap the evolution theory because i dont know about u but i dont want another holocaust.

John Wisener, Kent Hovind Guestbook 33 Comments [4/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: JohnRaptor

Quote# 11064

Gay activists used the White House Egg Easter Roll as a tool for their own agenda. It's such a pity that activists are constantly in "your face."

Some may argue that gays have a right, like everyone else, to attend social occasions. Red herring! Someone is missing the boat. Been there for one's children is not akin to push one's sexual preference to the forefront. Clearly, 'sexual choice' is all some people choose to define who they are.

How pathetic!

Mirna1, Conservatively Speaking 14 Comments [4/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 11029

how dare you say that, a supreme court is consisted of nine judges that are suppose to define the constitution for over three-hundred million?

Michael, Myspace 18 Comments [4/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 11030

Has anyone here ever been controled by a masturbating spirit? If so how did you get delivered from it and if your not, why dont you think you should?

~Watchman~, Myspace 55 Comments [4/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Pretty_Good_Satan

Quote# 11031

[Following up on post that already made FSTDT]

I stand by my words. Abortion "doctors" are scum of the earth, and should be destroyed. I would give them the benefit of a lousy kangaroo trial. After that, they would be taken into the streets and shot (or hanged -- their choice). I have absolutely zero sympathy for these Nazis.

Restformationist, Christian Forums 34 Comments [4/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Mandrake

Quote# 11033

The coming of Christ is sooner than you think! God is sending more than two people to let EVERYONE know that HIS coming is soon, so I pray your house is in order when HE comes.

~I'm Blessed~, My Space 30 Comments [4/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 11047

aparently you like to be rude to people you disagree with. you know hittler was like that.

Rob, Myspace 63 Comments [4/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0
Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 11048

If you can prove evolution to me , like show me how it has been usefull for scientific research , then i'll stop being a christian. Try your best.

RichardT, Christian Forums 37 Comments [4/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: CousinTed