FSTDT Quotes for February 2006

Quote# 9637

Who are you? What have you created from NOTHING? What universe do you hold together? Who did you die and rise again for?
READ JOB chapters 38 & 39 and add verses 1 & 2 of chapter 40. Speak to me not of vain or little. YOU KNOW NOT WHAT YOU SAY. Do not tempt the hand of GOD for HE is not mocked. I do NOT riot against you. I do NOT seek to harm you. I warn you . My LORD GOD can take care of HIMSELF.

Little Nipper, Christian Forums 18 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 9639

An amoeba wouldn't know WHAT to evolve, let alone HOW

Big Bangs DESTROY evereything - they CAN'T create matter

MrVersatile48, 123 Christian Forums 20 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 9641

Jesus is coming back as a 7 eyed Lamb and God the Father
is coming back along with Jesus.

MISTY, bibleforums.org 27 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9642

Do you know what the first Bible was? In ages before Christ great walls were built around cities to protect the people from 'the badlands' which were the vastness of deserts that people were known to disappear if they ventured outside of the gates and be murdered or enslaved by evil people; and also to protect the inhabitants from sickness and deadly diseases [as there were no medicines]. Then early one morning something happened that began to change their beliefs and fears of the outside world.. small tablets of text were thrown over the wall [sandscript] that informed them of the truth and about life elsewhere in other cities, and soon they began exchanging sandscript like newspapers and then began communication that in turn began their trusting and removing their doubts and fears, and they started venturing to the other cities in caravans and trails became roads that are now highways. There was great rejoicing and marketplaces were built along the way [there is a true story of this happening]

Brian1960, bibleforums.org 25 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 9644

I don't care what they do. They can do now rong to me. Everynight and every waking moment , I thank God that we have Pres.Bush and VP Cheney and Tom Delay and Bill Frist to watch over us. They can do no wrong. I love them.

isawthelight, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 9645

Galileo was the Roman Catholic Christian who had to straighten out the scientists of his day and age, who actually believed the Sun revolved around the Earth! The Christian Galileo pointed out their stupidity and their ignorance. Once again, it was a Christian who triumphed over the gross ignorance of the scientists of the day.

Native American, Free Conservatives 36 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 9646

[Apparently hasn't finished the book.]
Hmmm, raising the dead? Havent you seen Pet Cemetary? That ain't cool to even think about. I'm a christian, and I do believe miracles do happen some of the time, but I can't really say that I would believe the "raising the dead" issue. And I would say that I would have to see it to believe it, but Im not so sure I'd even want to witness that one!

Christine, Myspace 10 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9648

My cat was born programmed to chase mice. How can evolution do that? The idea that thoughts are put into your head when your in the womb is strange! How can thoughts grow? How can an animals brain grow with knowledge about the outside world already in it? As far as the neurorns are concerned, the world doesent exist.

professor andy, PhysOrg Forums 16 Comments [2/16/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 9600

i think abortion is wrong, if all the women aborted when they got knocked up then most of the people i know wouldnt be here.

pigeon, Myspace 29 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 9601

There's two types of unbelievers. people avoid Jesus for two different reasons. People avoid Jesus as savior because they think they don't need a savior. They think they are good people. A lot of atheists would say "i'm a good person". And the person who says "i'm a good person and I don't need Jesus", ah, your avoiding Jesus as savior. Simple as that. And then there's the other person that avoids Jesus. He avoids Jesus because he just likes to sin. He likes to chase women he likes to get high. He likes to smoke the bong. I know these things man. I know these things first hand.

Gene Cook, Unchained Radio 34 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 9602

[gay episcopal bishop checks into alcohol rehab]

He's no Christian brother of mine. He is an apostate and will go to hell unless he repents and turns from his homosexual lifestyle and asks God to forgive him. To think that this clown pastors a church is beyond belief.

Art Deco, TheologyOnline 8 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9603

[gay episcopal bishop checks into alcohol rehab]

When he goes to Hell, he'll be glad to find out he wasn't really a bishop, b/c real bishops get it far worse down there.

Inquisitor, TheologyOnline 14 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9609

The trolling FSTDTer's over at Free Conservatives will soon be exterminated. We are working on ridding our forum of the subhuman garbage that infests it. Beware, liberal ignoramuses, your day will come and your insolence will destroy you.

DoctorDoom, FSTDT comments 68 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 17

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Quote# 9610

I have seen that we are doing more battle recently. More and more, Christians are under attack from the enemy and his horde. It seems that he is coming out with more attacks, since his time is even shorter now.

As Christians, we are soldiers in the Lord's army. God wants us to be prepared and for us to keep our swords sharp. He wants us to take back the ground that the enemy has stolen and He wants to see us come together and tear down strongholds.

Solus Christus (formerly ArcherX), myspace 21 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 9611

[Top Reason Why Liberals Hate The Holidays]

Christmas celebrates a birth, not an abortion.

Knight, TheologyOnline 15 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 9613

Styles in themselves can also be good or bad. Take away the lyrics, from a Christian or Secular rock band and you have a rock rythym/beat. If you listened to just a rock rythym/beat what do you hear? You hear rock. That's all you hear - is rock. Some people would say that just hearing a rock beat by itself is neither immoral or moral. They would say it's ahmoral, and it becomes good or bad based on the lyrics. But when the rock music came into the scene in the 50's it adapted this beat. No other genre has this same beat (normally called an "off-beat" with the stronger beats on the 2nd and 4th in a 4/4 measure) except for blues, jazz, and some others. No other genre has this same style of rythym. And this rythym, even by itself, I would say is immoral. This rythym IS rock. And rock IS associated to all sorts of immorality. This same immorality cannot be said for classical music - which is not just music during the 1700's, but music that has the stronger beats on the 1st and 3rd beats of a 4/4 measure, or to some: traditional music.

whoisofthelord, Christian Forums 22 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 9614

[In response to the validity of evolution]

Or the real life situation....

Child: Mommy where did we come from...?

Mother: "Slime son, we evolved over millions of years and come to be what you see today?"

Child: "........ok......so i'm the result of slime?"

*Ten days later Timmy shoots 5 people and then shoots himself in the head at school*

Mother: OMG WHAT WOULD CAUSE MY CHILD TO DO SUCH A THING!!!! *cry*

*Timmy wasn't aware that there were consequences for doing evil deeds, and since he thought he came from slime, whether or not he lived or died didn't matter. He was going to die anyway eventually. Since Timmy was unware of this, lied to, and a child, he will descend to heaven along with the other 5 innocents he murdered. However, because of the suppression of truth, his mother would suffer much long after the death of her beloved child.

Davey, Myspace 61 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14

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Quote# 9618

The scientists were saying that at some point in the next 100 years it might be possible for us to concievably send people to the outer planets because as the speed of light decreases and space traveling techonology gets lighter we can send a ship at faster and faster velocities if we can determine the change in the speed of light...I understand nothing.

MikeDArmi, bibleforums.org 11 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 9620

Who says I won't ever be in poletics?

Steve (NagZul), Myspace 26 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -4

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Quote# 9621

hate to hating all Christian religions.
This person is another free thinker who is bound by his free thinking to be a CATHOLIC HATER first by grammar history and arrives at being a slave to free thinking. Of course it is always that way with bigots and haters who think they are FREE but WILLED themselves into being another Slavish carbon copy free thinker. A worthless set of words used by CATHOLIC HATERS to think they FREE themslves from CATHOLICS but arrive right where they started; CATHOLIC HATING. And now for the history of that English word SLAVE. AH, SLAVS ARE SLAVES BUT NOT MAD DOG ENGLISHMAN. They are FREE THINKERS united in CATHOLIC HATE who coined the word SLAV to be united forever with those SLAVS who are obviously CATHOLIC. See how deep your hate goes CATHOLIC HATING ENGLISHMAN???

ateisuk, Yahoo evolution debate 96 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 9622

About the Garden of Eden...Sadaam sent out a search party for this, a scientific expedition to find the historic site. This was many years ago. The Middle Eastern papers said that the team all never returned and their headless bodies were found months later next to water. I need to find the article, it was presented to me once in a religion class at school, and it was quite interesting. Anyway it gave proof that perhaps there trully is an Angel barring trespassers into the Garden.

MikeDArmi, bibleforums.org 17 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 9623

[A man walked into a bar tended by a robot. Robot asks man, "What is your IQ?" Man says 150, so the robot serves him a drink and starts talking about quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and relativity.

The man thought it was so cool, so he left, then came back in for another drink. Robot asks, "what is your IQ?" Man says, this time, 100, so the robot serves him a drink and talks about NFL, NASCAR, supermodels.

The man decides to really test the robot, and comes back in for yet another drink. Robot asks, "What is your IQ?" This time man says 50. Robot serves drink and says, "Isn't President Bush just unfairly attacked by the liberal media??]

quantumspirit walks into the bar and the Robot asks "You again?! Hit the road you drunken lie-beral faggot!!"

On Fire, TheologyOnline 17 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 9626

We have homo rodeos, the rape of the Marlboro Man in Bareback Mountain, and now country music is under attack by this pot smoking homo enabler Willie Nelson. What the hell is next... a homosexual Episcopal Bishop? [<a href="http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/08/05/bishop/" target="_blank">yep</a>]

Art Deco, TheologyOnline 23 Comments [2/15/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 9581

LOL ummm tell me if this is logic or not, when something is new, its cleaner correct? yeah when the world was new it was cleaner, no diseases and whatnot, and becuase of the cleanliness people lived longer, then due to diseases and whatnot lifespan got lower....LOGIC

Nicole's Hubby...lol, Myspace 17 Comments [2/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 9582

Sierra, if someone doesn't agree with you, they are wrong. There is no possibility of them being right. You are not going to budge. Everyone is wrong but you.
[Are you saying there is a chance you could be wrong? You said earlier that your position was the truth, so you're being hypocritical]

OH yeah....No I am not saying there's a chance that I could be wrong. Why? Becuase there is only one truth...and unfortunatly for you (and i know that this may be quite controversial and make me look like a jerk) I found it.

Am I hypocrite yet?

Heavy eyelids and problem songs, Myspace 16 Comments [2/14/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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