Quote# 9729

[If I were God for a day...]

first I would take my dyslexia away, big one there.... then I would make it so every class I'm in, I get an A+ every time... then I would have famliy guy be on 24/7 on its on channel for all people and be free too..... I would make my self the CO of wal-mart, I've puched carts for them long enough.... get my self a Nissan 350Z Touring, Subaru B9 Tribeca, Infiniti G35, and one more scion XB, and make it so gas would never run out, and be $0.25 a gallon, no FREE GAS, thats better, lol :P, .. but in the end I would just want to see things the way, God does... so I know why things happn the why they do....


I'm nothing with out you, myspace 44 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9733

They all need to look at a dollar bill, or dime and read what is says - In God We Trust - we are falling away as a country, and unless they take this off our money and our motto - the people opposed to God in America - should leave. Another words, if an indivudual or organization was suing to take all these things away - and I was a Supreme Court Justice - I would say - if you don't like it - you don't like the money in your pocket and this country - Get Out - you are an enemy of America and God.

MemberOfBride, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9734

['From what I remember of schoolboy physics, measuring the size of the sun, or the distance between stellar objects is quite achieveable using proven scientific methods.']

“From what I remember of schoolboy physics…” well if that is what you have to base all your opinions on then that really is not good enough, is it? I have been using proven methods of my own to measure the width of a child’s thoughts and these are just as valid as your own so called “Proven Scientific methods”. Proven how, I ask you? By the very people who come up with them in the first place and with an obvious vested interest in maintaining the public faith in their validity. If it is so proven then I think you should go ahead and prove it for yourself. Having found that it is all based on abstruse mathematics and the words of a bloke in a dress from Ancient Greece I think you will find that there may be unanswered questions. For a start, has anyone ever been to the sun to see how far away IT REALLY IS? Well? WHO?

The problem of most of you people is that you just beleive the first thing you come across without questioning any of what backs it up. Everything is based on things which are taken as given but are all, in effect, postulations that are entirely questionable. I refer you to the concept of a Hypothesis.

Angry Brian, Bad Science 29 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9735

Can science explain the glorified body of Jesus Christ? By that I mean, can science explain how a body can exist that is flesh and bone without blood and how a body and move through walls/doors yet have a need of nourishment and eat food?

serapha, Bibleforums.org 27 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9739

All nations can be traced back to the same place by name,written word and by stories collected from every contenant, No matter what religion you are,you have a Noah.Some of the nations are still named for the children of Noah.

But you can't proove to anyone that there is a G-d if they don't believe it because they never will.

If there is a G-d then there is but one truth and all stories point to it.

If there is not a G-d then there is no design.

The Sun has a cycle of 365 days and the moon has 18 and a half years and Venus comes to outshine the moon in it's cycle of 8 years.

We can see the dying of winter and look up and see the belt of Orion.

No matter how much I hit my dog,he always still loves me but the cat I feed has never let me touch him.A dog would eat his own runt and think it was tasty but when he ripps my couch up in anger his ears are hanging down and he's hiding under the table.

Would a human eat his own runt?

Flavius, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 36 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9740

Most anyone knows that a "REAL" Christian was not of that which you mentioned! A real christian never did the witch hunts. They used the Lords name in vain and called themselves something they truely weren't. Just as the waco thing. We all know he was not a prophet but he claimed to be so was he? HELLO NO!
He was just a man with a wierd and worped mind.
Point is just because someone claims to be a christian does not mean they are.

HAIN_Angel, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 15 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9741

Is it any wonder the Bible calls for the man to be the head of the woman within the Christian Family Concept? Women can easily be deceived. Only through the Christian Religion and the Christian Family Concept does any woman and her children have any protection.

clirus, Christian Forums 21 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9742

[A fundie's example of a "scientific fact" in the bible]

Here's something else that's pretty cool when you ponder it.

Science now knows that stars emit radio waves, which are received on earth as a high pitched sound.

Job 38:7 When the morning stars sang together, And all the sons of God shouted for joy

ProjectPeter, Bibleforums.org 24 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9745

In the Beginning before the Fall, the world was without Sin.

No creature ate another creature.

After the Fall, animals began to eat one another.

One thing the scientists cannot explain is, why do sharks have big, flesh-eating teeth, if they were Designed for a world where animals did not eat each other????

I really don't expect an answer. That one will stump 99.9% of you.

seethelightofgod, Yahoo! Message Board 45 Comments [2/22/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9704

The home of James[Elijah's real name is James], his wife, and son, is Nashville, Tennessee, at the time of this writing. Other than sharing the blessings of Life, this family must cope with daily challenges that keep their struggle for survival on Planet Earth interesting.

Recent Message Example:
"In my compassion, and unending love for creation, earthly time was extended for my wayward children, long before Hitler rose to power; long before Israel once again became a nation; long before America turned against me, and long before the mighty kings of the east united in secrecy to conquer Jerusalem. Now in grief, time will be shortened, giving Satan's church of Philadelphia, freedom to do mischief. My hand of protection has been taken back, away from those who rebel against me. And even though my heart is heavy when hate is shown by adversaries against my children, there will be no more warnings given. Each soul shall rise or fall according to what has already been promised in centuries past," ...thus sayeth the LORD.

Elijah, Music City Revival 20 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9705

You're missing the point. Intelligent people are fundamentally better and worth much, much more than unintelligent (esp. retards, who should ALL be aborted before birth) people, and educated people are better than uneducated, ignorant people.

Atheist Peace, Total War Center Forums 44 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9708

A LIFETIME OF HOMOSEXUALITY WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL. A LIE WILL DO THE SAME, FOR YOU ARE DOING THE ENEMIES WORK AND ALSO ARE BECOMING AND DOING EVIL.

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INFINITE MEANS EVERLASTING =CONSTANTLE THERE. IT DOES NOT MEAN THE SAME LEVEL OF EVIL OR WRONGDOING. SOMETHINGS ARE WRONGER THAN OTHERS BUT ANY FORM OF WRONG DOING IS SIN AND SIN IS A CONSTANT STAIN THAT CAN ONLY BE ERASED BY APPEASING GOD, WHO IS A GOD OF JUSTICE, HOW DO YOU APPEASE GOD? YOU RIGHT THE WRONG OR YOU MUST SUFFER THE SAME AMOUNT OF PAIN OR EVIL YOU CAUSED. BUT SINCE IN THE EYES OF AN ALL PURE AND PERFECT AND GOOD BEING ALL WRONG DOING IS SO COMPLETELY TERRIBLE AND DISCUSTING, THAT IT CAN ONLY BE REPAID WITH BLOOD BEING SPILT. HE KNEW WE COULDNT HANDLE THAT KIND OF PUNISHMENT, SO HE SENT THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD, HIS SON CHRIST JESUS TO BEAR THE PUNISHMENT OF EVERY SIN THAT HAD BEEN AND WOULD BE COMMITTED. HOWEVER BECAUSE OF THE FREE WILL FACTOR OUR SINS ARE OUR OWNS UNLESS WE TELL GOD WE WANT HIM TO TAKE THEM AWAY THEN HE GIVES THE GRACE OF SALVATION AND THE GIFT OF FAITH THAT WE MAY NOT FALL AND HE LOVES US AND FOREVER KEEPS US BECAUSE WE CHOSE TO LOVE HIM.

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PURGATORY IS FOR BELIEVERS ONLY, BELIEVERS WHO HAVE SINNED BUT BELIEVE KEY IS YOU MUST BELIEVE. my friend i think i must repeat this. SIN IS NOT MEASURED BY LENGTH OR DURATION OF BESMIRCHMENT. ALL SIN STAYS ON YOUR SOUL UNLESS CLEANSED. SIN IS MEASURED BY HOW MUCH IT BESMIRCHES YOUR SOUL NOT HOW LONG.

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IF they are not doing this THEY ARE NOT GOOD PEOPLE AND ARE NOT RIGHTEOUS!!! Now all of us do not really do this. Hence the prophecy: There is not one that is righteous, no not one. there is not one who understands.

Lover of the Light, myspace 25 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9710

Oh, I agree. The Bible makes it pretty clear.
People are under the impression that evolution is "proven fact" and then try to modify God's word accordingly. Very backwards.

KirkAFur, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9711

For some reason I don't think reading adult input on OOBEs is the smartest way to go about learning about OOBEs. Teens, You know what to do!

Kick ssA, myspace 6 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9712

[Exodus 21:7: "And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the menservants do."]

and when the hell did all you people, the 14 year old confused kids and the 30 somethings that are steel backpedling to keep aflote, who dont read the Bible become Thealogens and Bible Exspets? What the hell you dont go to an electrisian and start telling him whats wrong with it when you have no idea and he has been doing it for 15 years. i mean just cuse your pissed dosent mean you have to be a dick. who the hell gave you an adjenda?

ACE the Fantastic, myspace 21 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9713

I said born again Bible savvy Christians, not Catholics. (although they preserved a tremendous amount of knowledge) I guess you don't get why Jefferson said that Christianity, "divested of the rags of the clergy, is the friendliest to liberty, science and the freest expansion of the human mind." Unlike you he could tell the difference between the baby and the dirty bathwater. You choose not to apparently. That's why you keep talking about what the Catholics, totally ignorant of the NT, did or didn't do.

radorth, Christian Forums 9 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9715

Let's see if I get this straight. The problem is CO2 emmissions. CO2 is emmitted by humans as part of normal respiration. More humans = more CO2 emmissions. There are as many people alive today as have ever existed in the history of the planet. What does that have to do with my Buick?

There are a billion Muslims in the world. Muslims emit CO2. Muslims are the enemy of the human race. Therefore, eliminate all Muslims, and you've cured the global warming problem. After all, which would you rather have in your garage, your car or a Muslim? I rest my case.

The Final Solution, then, is obvious.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 48 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9719

I hope we don't get a female president for a hundred years or more. Maybe ever. We have enough problems with pantywaist men.

Kathy29, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [2/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9691

['he also thinks all the earth's metal or something came from asteroids because mohammad said so']

dont made stuff up. Only Iron. go read some chemestry idiot.

l-Jaguar-l, Myspace 11 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9692

God is Love
Without God , there is only hate. I can't really explain it now.. But I know it to be true..

If there was no God , the human race would have died out long before, because there is no love without God. God and Love are one. Without God , there would be no law , only anarchy.

Without God , only the fittests survive, and the fittests control the newbies....

RichardT, Christian Forums 27 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9694

[Commenting on "The Silent Scream" anti-abortion documentary]

Towards the end of the documentary the narrator tells how these abortion clinics started multiplying "like fast food chains" around the country after the 1973 Supreme Court decision. That organized crime was heavily involved in these clinics. Strange how they can smell where the big $$$ is.

Stinker, Christian Forums 18 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9697

[Regarding FSTDT.com]

The assmites are the Web equivalent of vandals, They are intellectually incapable of creating, so they therefore try to destroy what others create. The BB in question is an Internet slum. The lowest forms of life congregate, like cockroaches in a greasy-spoon kitchen, and amuse themselves and each other with their infantile "humor". They are toddlers sitting in a sandbox taking turns shouting, "POOPOO CACA DOODOO!" and giggling hysterically at how clever they are.

The only plus is that aside from their microminority of halfwits, no one knows about, let alone cares about, the board.

Doctor Doom, Free Conservatives 58 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9698

[Regarding FSTDT.com]

It should come as no surprise that there are drooling assmites that visit this forum. These assmites, being as incapable of debate as they are of original thought, then take the posts they read in this forum back to their forum where they and other drooling assmites attempt to find fault with what others have written. They write blithering idiocy back and forth among themselves regarding the commentary they cannot understand and take bits of it out of context and hold it up for ridicule. They then whoop it up, celebrating their intellectual prowess, sniff each others butt cracks and pleasure themselves to pictures of Arnold Swarzenegger naked.

These assmites have entire forums dedicated to nothing else.

They do not have the intellectual competence nor the integrity to address what is written in this forum directly. They don’t have the courage to submit a post or a comment directly to the person with whom they disagree. Instead they crawl all over each other like maggots in a dead rat in forums where they pretend that they are the enlightened ones despite the fact that they cannot comprehend even third grade science.

Beware the assmites. They are among us even now, looking to twist your posts to make you look bad to their fellow assmites. No post is safe, no topic is off limits, no belief is sacred. They are the lowest of the low. They scatter like cockroaches in the light of reason. They are here to feast off your posts.

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 67 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9699

Marijuana is the motherplant of the earth here is my theory.(I'm high right now if you must know.) This is what happened: Reefa is a seed made from bacteria in space. The sun and the moon kept it warm and comfort able.It turned into a plant all of a sudden.the earth turned into a big bud.it resinated causing the bud to get hard.It detriorated and turned into dirt.Water was made from oxygen,moisture and then water.Trees are a form of hemp.Grass is leaf tips from the big bud.adam and eve was made from more bacteria and weed.thats why we have cannabinoid receptors. male and female marijunan male and female humans.We sex just like weed.I call this the "Big Bud" theory.I am being enlightened by marijuana right now.GOODNIGHT.
"a gufflet is a gar and chuff is smoking weed"
P.s. write back some one
peace, the guff chuffa.

younggunna525, THC Ministry 48 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 9701

Well, first of all, its the Falconist Party and second, yes, it is part of our platform.

So we turn the Arab nations against us. Guess what, most of them are run by dictatorships and our hit list includes all tyrannical regimes on the planet.

We will remove the despots of Iran, Syria, Saudi Arabia, the Gulf States, Egypt, Libya, Sudan, Pakistan, North Korea, Cuba, Venezuela, some of the former republics of the USSR, Burma, and China.

We will move into countries that are descending into anarchy such as Haiti and Somalia.

And as we liberate these nations one by one, we will incorporate them into our union and rebuild them into first world societies. Building a more perfect union. Ultimately, the entire world can be united under the stars and stripes and the blessings of freddom, prosperity, democracy, and justice for all people that come with it.

Praetor, Christian Forums 44 Comments [2/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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