FSTDT Quotes for February 2006

Quote# 9349

[Scribe believes this is an original "argument"]

According to the theory of evolution, we evolved from apes. If that were true, then why do apes exist today? Wouldn't they have evolved into humans as well? To me that itself is proof that the theory of evolution is a sham. I believe that God created the world myself, as do most people on this board. I have never heard anyone mention this before though and it just occured to me.

Scribe, Bibleforums.org 21 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 9350

I believe that all of creation is based on the giving nature of God, therefore, I understand gravity to be of a giving nature. I understand that every massive particle gives to and is in support of other massive particles. I believe that everything is giving one to another—I believe that giving is life itself. Giving in the Bible is charity. The workings of God in the Bible is energy.

lightwait, Bibleforums.org 15 Comments [2/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -3

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Quote# 9303

Science is almost entirely theory. If you can't prove it, make up something that makes a jot of sense, then convince enough people that it's true. Voila! Science!

Baggs, Anointed Youth 39 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

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Quote# 9304

Women are also just as wicked, but are usually to scared to act on it. Like all the women who act in porn and do depraved things, and let depraved things be done to them.
Don't get me wrong, womanhood seems to have some extra special, God-given good sense. But they think of, do, and enjoy many depraved things.

shinbits, Christian Forums 41 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9307

did not Christ endure our pains and sufferings, diseases and strife for us while He was on the cross? i dont' know about anyone else, but i believe that Jesus did indeed experience those things and take them from us so that we not only don't have to go to hell, but also so that we don't have to be sick or feel pain (yes, that means i'm saying all those people with AIDS don't have to have AIDS right now...Jesus already took that from them if they would only believe).

gullivers_travels, Anointed Youth 21 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 9310

if you have taken any sort of theoretical physics, you would know that, physicists believe there are at least 27 dimensions, not the usual 4 which we know. Possibly the soul lives in one of those?

Dunker, Myspace 36 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -3

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Quote# 9311

You could of people were claiming the world was going to end before world war 1&2 but that's ignorance, because neither of those wars STARTED IN ISRAEL and Ignorance is not bliss! No powers were trying to destroy Israel in either of these wars were they? What happened when the Nazi's tried to destroy the Jews they in turn were destroyed.

tony, Myspace 9 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9314

The spiritual arsenal which has been deposited within YOU is a mighty supernatural one indeed. The bible plainly states that YOU should violently deploy all of YOUR weapons against their intended target, namely, any demonic device hurled against YOU. It's time for YOU to change the way you think and act. I hear the Lord saying to YOU, "ready, aim, fire!"

jcdesertvoice, Annointed Youth 14 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9315

['When did history start?']

We have the Torah which covers at least 5k to 6k BC. So, this find is not "prehistoric".

Come to think about it... I don't think they'll find anything "prehistoric" because we have a written record of creation :o)

jesus_resurrection_life, Yahoo! Message Boards 12 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9318

If you are apostate!!, are you proud of your stupidity?
Apostasy is widespread in Europe and America because of the misstated writing in the Bible which contradicts with logic, mind, and science; but not in the Holy Koran which is proved with the witnesses of Western scientists not by the Christians and the ignorant so called apostates in this forum.

Confident, Apostates of Islam 8 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 9319

Scientists are unable to understand the complexity of blood. They know that it too, has it's own undecipherable communication code. They also know that it is the very essence of life. Many are beginning to even admit that the soul of a person is in the blood, a soul, created by intelligent design, a soul that can only be created... by God!

singtojc, Biblefire.com 32 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 9320

I think the end times began in 1948.
I really think that we are in the end of the end times now.
what with the Gog Magog war right around the corner the rapture has to happen before that can start.
The iran leader saying the 12th imam is comming in the next 2 years and the bible saying that the man of sin cannot be reveiled until the comforter is taken out of the way.
ITS RAPTURE TIME.
by by world [3 waving smilies]

turtle, Rapture Ready 21 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 9322

If someone's mom kicked them out of the house for being a lesbo then I think there are larger family problems than sexual orientation. Maybe its because the kid has a stick up their ass like the writer of this glurge and can't get a job because the only thing she can be is a whore and no one will hire her because she's gay. Oh yeah, I'm feeling the tears well up in my eyes as I type the griefs...not.

Chimera, Snopes.com Messageboard 21 Comments [2/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 9278

He is perfection. He is righteous. I don't know if He chose to be good or if he always has been, but being who he is has it's restrictions. He cannot lie. So, when he said he cannot be around evil, that means he can't. Not that he choses not to, but that he can't. He won't ever go back on his word, so when he said that, it became indefinite. Does this make any sense? If it isn't clear enough I will try to explain better. trust me though, the last thing I would ever say is that God is not omnipotent.

Melissa, ChurchQuest Forums 39 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 9279

Ya I'm glad I can't be burned at the stake for being pentecostal cause I would have been along time ago. And proud of it! But ya I totally agree that Christianity can be fun.And totally fulfilling.

jcdesertvoice., Annointed Youth 16 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 9282

i sorta stumped my teacher today when i asked him why other animals like dogs for instance haven't made the jump to intelligent civilization. like why are we only ones and how did we do it, what made that jump to what we are today. he tryed to answer, but i still really don't get it. last time i told him ecolution didn't make sense to me he asked me what part and i said the whole thing really. but that doesn't help him much.

SoldierforJesus, Annointed Youth 38 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 9289

[On Bush's call to reduce mid-East oil imports by 75% by 2025]

And 2025 ??? [Shocked smiley] Yeah... like we're gonna be here. [slapped head smiley] But again, he's the President of the U.S. He HAS to say someTHING.

countmeworthy, Rapture Ready 24 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 9290

[replying to "so is the earth young, or old? "]

Depends on who's perspective you're looking at, Heavenly like a million+ years old Human I believe it is like 5,000+ years?? (I'm not the most scientific person, so I could be off by one or two thousand)

Queen Esther, Annointed Youth 21 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 9293

DURING THE TIME WHEN ISRAEL - GOD'S CHOOSEN PEOPLE - were backslidden, HE [GOD] raised up Wicked Rullers, TO CHASTEN HIS OWN! SO it is today! God has given us a respite, with BUSH - but remember the Agenda of the ENEMY! HILLARY CLINTON - Hopes to be the Next President of the USA! UNLESS - CHRISTIANS - CRY OUT IN REPENTANCE FOR OUR SINS, AND FAILURE TO OBEY GOD, She will BE IT!

ROGER459, Bibleforums.org 24 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 9297

Darwinian evolution is a religion. Pagans should move to Haiti, they will get a taste of eternity they are facing there.

Truth Sleuth, Sean Hannity Discussion Forums 16 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 9298

"I don't wann hear goddidit"

There are specific instances where the only logical conclusion, would be a designer. This instance would come when evolution is unable to explain something.

shinbits, Christian Forums 19 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 9299

well i didn't read the entire thread, cuz it's past my bedtime. but i do indeed use astrology in my life as a tool. i don't say that i believe in it, cuz i don't find it a thing subject to belief or disbelief. it's like saying that i believe in my car running if i fill the gas tank.

['In another post, same thread']

i don't know how it works. i only know that it does. but here is what i think.

the human body is subject to the laws of electricity and gravity. the planets and stars have a gravitational effect on electricity. this is also why i believe that the moon has an effect on people's moods - and if you don't buy that one, ask any 911 dispatcher what full moons are like.

another glimpse of the madman across the water, MySpace 23 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 9300

There is no proof of evolution. Let me ask you this, were you there to see men evolve? I don't think you are that old. Evolution is also only accepted by faith, and faith in what. The third law of thermodynamics states that things tend towards entropy? Evolution opposed that.

Nathan Wheeler, Chess Maniac 34 Comments [2/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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