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Quote# 17260

"That may be ad homineum, but it is a direct quote from the Bible. Perhaps you should take it up with God in your prayers? Explain to Him why his rantings against idols are illogical?"

Kay, End Times Activists 17 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 17263

[On Prostitution]

So if these jobs are wrong, then there is nothing wrong with a CEO that treats his employees like shit.

[I haven't seen anyone arguing that abusive pimps and johns are a good thing.]

Well if you find nothing wrong with a retarded job like being a hooker then you cannot find anything wrong with a good job like being a CEO. Otherwise you would be a hypocrite.

The Duke, Captain of Team Loyalty, Myspace 22 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 17264

... the ability to progress by the Hand of God, without human schools, human learning, human understanding.

... Before I knew God I was dependent on human Wisdom. Now, with this telepathic LINK to the Divine, I receive "the still small thoughts of God" when I ask for Guidance.


chaiyah (U1848948) ,, BBC Religion 30 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

Quote# 17268

To any woman reading this, if your old man uses you as a punching bag, you have my sympathy, and I pray that you get out, and get help, both for you and for him.

But if you're in a relationship with a man who has laid you out cold 2, 3, 4, 5 or more times... I DON'T FEEL AN OUNCE OF SYMPATHY!

If you STAY in an abusive relationship, YOU ARE AS MUCH TO BLAME AS THE PIECE OF SHIT THAT BEATS YOU.

Gonzo67, Free Conservatives 37 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 17275

The bible doesn’t specifically say homosexuals should be stoned to death…any sort of method to murder them is biblically acceptable

TracerBullet, Christian Forums 31 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 17278

and to reply to your last statement I must add that science has no place in discussing the miracle of life. Life is not mechanistic. Your being is not defined by matter -- it's defined by what makes that matter come to life. And whatever that miracle is is something that science will never uncover and will never be able to explain or define. Life defies science at every turn...and for science to be taught in the classroom under the guize of explaining life is a sham

SuperSport, RichardDawkins.net Forum 25 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17281

Rearrange the letters in SANTA and you have

SATAN

And since Satan is the negation of God, we can be sure he's going to take something like CHRISTmas and turn it into something pagan and secular, which is why we have to greet each other with terms the atheists and secularlists love, like "Happy Holidays" and "Seasons Greetings" instead of "Merry CHRISTmas".

It's TIME we TOOK BACK CHRISTMAS.

lioninoil, Christian Forums 73 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: JustinGG

Quote# 17283

Yes, I am familiar with Mithras and the Mithraic religion and its similarities to Christianity. The explanation for the similarities is really quite easy when one understands that Satan is the father of all false religion. He knew that one day, God the Son was going to come to earth in human form to redeem fallen mankind, so he created a false religious system that would emulate God's Plan in order to deceive and attempt to discredit His plan to redeem mankind.

Rev. Jack Howell, The Word Was God 43 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

Quote# 17284

God does not have to obey any ethical precepts whatsoever. He kills people all the time (He commanded the genocide of Canaan. And just wait until the battle of Armageddon) he lies and uses deception, (sending strong delusions so that people may believe a lie) he "gives and takes away" as Job says, (like a thief would do) he begets a son (Jesus) with a woman (Mary) to whom He was not married, (adulterer) et cetera, et cetera.

Now I am NOT saying God is actually a murderer, liar, thief, and adulterer. Not at all. My point is, that each and every one of these so-called ethical violations simply don't apply to God. [...] The main point is simply: HUMAN ETHICS DO NOT APPLY TO GOD. NOT AT ALL. NOT EVER. [...] Just because you were raised in a church where they "glossed over" the parts of the Bible that are "unpleasant" does not mean that their straw man of Christianity is the correct one.

[email protected]talk.origins 52 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: gremlinn

Quote# 17286

[Have u ever found something in the bible that u didn't like?]

When you find something in the Bible that you don't like, most likely it's the Holy Spirit convicting YOU on something which is going on in YOUR life.

Homosexuals don't like Leviticus 18 and 20, Romans 1, 1 Corinthians 5 or 6, or Jude -- and yet, homosexuals know intuitively that their choice of lifestyle is WRONG, that it is SINFUL, and the Holy Spirit is trying to convict them to get them to repent of their homosexuality and move back to normal, God-given heterosexuality.

Women, particularly feminist women, don't like 1 Corinthians 14 or 1 Timothy 2 which forbids women from speaking in churches, teaching in churches, or having any authority over men -- and yet, women know intuitively that God created Adam FIRST, THEN Eve from Adam; that God came to earth as a male (not a female), and the natural order is God - husband - wife - children. This exists all throughout nature and also in all human societies. Dogs and cats know this. Horses and cows know this. All of animalkind accepts this -- except humans, who think they have the right to go against God's Natural Order where women are "equal" to men. Christ grants a degree of equality to women, but women have their own sphere of influence just as men have their own sphere.

Yes indeed - when we don't like a part of the Bible, it's usually because the Holy Spirit is working on something in us which GOD doesn't like!

GOD'S LAW IS CLEAR -- THE PENALTY SEVERE!!!

lioninoil, Christian Forums 44 Comments [11/21/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 17236

Funny how that works. Evos say that it is only humans who evolved.

taxesareforever, Free Republic 63 Comments [11/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17242

I would suspect that there was no such thing as mathematical forumlae before the Flood

TasManOfGod, Christian Forums 42 Comments [11/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17243

[In a response to a news story about forthcoming new U.S. $1 coins featuring presidents' faces on them, but presented a bit larger than on most coins because words such as "In God We Trust" will be printed on the edge instead of the face of the coin.]

I am appalled that they are going to put "In God We Trust" on the edge of the coin. This is because they know they will get a lot of flack if they omit it altogether, so, therefore, they will put it on the edge where it cannot be seen and after a little usage it won't be able to be seen at all. Reduce the size of the figure on the front and put "In God We Trust" back where it belongs. This is the United States of America and we were founded on the belief in God. Quit the political correctness, and quit trying to please all of the foreign-born people that come here and want to change everything. If this type of thing does not stop soon, we will have more consequences to pay than some of you people realize! If the people in this country do not like our ways, let them go back to their own country. Quit trying to make our country into something that will please everyone. THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

[email protected]Yahoo! Message Boards 41 Comments [11/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 17245

Let me explain it real sloooooooooooooooooowly:
1. YOU ARE GONNA DIE!!!!!! Surprise!
2. When you die, God will judge you.
3. If you don't believe in Him, God will send you to Hell.

This. is. not. complicated. Does anyone spot any gaping holes in my logic here? I thought not. So, given the inescapable logic of the situation:

WHY DO YOU WANT TO BURN???

Please Please Please just hear this and come to Jesus right now. I beg you. You might not have much time left.

Huh?, CARM 74 Comments [11/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17247

[Another response to a news story about forthcoming new U.S. $1 coins featuring presidents' faces on them, but presented a bit larger than on most coins because words such as "In God We Trust" will be printed on the edge instead of the face of the coin.]

If we remove, from obvious view, the words "IN GOD WE TRUST", then we, as a nation, will deserve everything we get in the way of judgement from God. You can blame mother nature for just so much !

rneeshus, Yahoo! Message Boards 34 Comments [11/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 17248

[Re: fixing his blown TV]

I took you guys advice and changed the batteries in my remote. Hoping this was the problem. It didn't help.

I had my TV cleaned and dusted. This to didn't help.
It got so bad until I couldn't watch TV. It would go on and off, volume up and down, so I had almost given up. When as a last resort thing I decided to exorcist my set.

Please don't laugh? I was at my wits end and had become a bit scared that maybe I was dealing with a real ghost, demon are whatever. So I looked on the net for a how to, then I put oil on it and prayed, and waited.

The next morn, it did the same thing again, then quit, just like that, its been over a month and nothing unusual. What happened, I surely don't know, did the prayer help, maybe. Hopefully this will be the end of my little story.

ohappyday, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [11/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee

Quote# 17250

[on science] self-correcting? hahahaha you fail.

Ethan, Myspace 24 Comments [11/20/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17205

HOMO TEST
Tests to determine if you are a Homo

1. [TRUE/FALSE]

Hundreds of homos lead normal, happy lives.

There is no shame in being a homo.

Homos are weak and easily beat up.

Groups of homos are dangerous and will try
to take off your clothes and kill you.

Homos like to kidnap little boys and marry
them.

Homos know all the latest dance steps and
have great stereo equipment.

Homos never say their prayers.

Homos cry if you're mean to them.

The only way to kill a homo is with a silver
bullet.

LC (AKA "Iben Getiner, Jon Young, etc., etc.), rec.pets.cat+health 49 Comments [11/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 17208

If evolution were true than why is it that those who support it only apply it to animals and not to plants. Are plants not alive too? How come plants have not evolved despite all the natural disasters and changes that the world has gone through?

muscle head, Debating Christianity 53 Comments [11/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: McCulloch

Quote# 17210

[How do you explain smaller animals that could not have lived in the wild. I own a maltese dog, which you may know is a really tiny (yet cute) dog. If Adam and Eve's children had children, wouldn't they be inbreeding and be retarded?]

It wasn't wild in Eden, the animals were friendly, even talked.
Inbreeding didn't exist then, as the genetics were different.

dad, Christian Forums 49 Comments [11/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17212

[Borat : Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan]

I'm an airy fairy new age psychic Christian from Washington, DC married to a Jewish man from the Northeast. However, I do have Christian relatives from the midwest and South. My point is that it's alright for a black to make a joke about a white, but not vice versa. It's alright for a Jews to parody Christians, but not the reverse.

This movie was very selective in picking people from the South to show as ignorant and socially/politically incorrect. Why didn't he pick any NY or CA people to portray this way? We know there's an abudance of idiots in every region. This movie was narrow-minded, and manipulative in its depiction of Americans and Southerners, and relied heavily on disgusting hairy body parts for its humor. Frankly, I was bored and grossed out by the film.

It was also an obvious political statement by a liberal foreigner as we approach the elections. And guess what...I'm not a Republican. But I'm still offended when foreigners constantly malign Americans, yet there are still 20m+ immigrants flooding into our country.

Can we say "double standard" on all counts? I wish I could get a refund back from this movie.

bkepnes, Rotten Tomatoes 30 Comments [11/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17215

[He asked for it, he got it!]

Myths and stories get exaggerated over time.

Except God's word of course...

lol, I'm going to be put on FSTDT for sure now -_-

RichardT, Christian Forums 32 Comments [11/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17216

[Why do so many Christians interpret the bible literally?]

Well..there are some things that i believe aren't meant to be taken literally..others i do. Most stories is the OT i take literally. Including the flood, adam and eve, etc. Why do i take it literally? Hmm...that's kind of like asking me why i think blue is better then purple. (ehh..i was gonna say something else but it slipped my mind..). It's just a belief i've come to hold. I mean it doesnt tell me anywhere that its not literal. And I dont see why it shouldnt be taken literally. (i dont want to go into a debate on the flood over science)

HopeBforJC, Christian Forums 28 Comments [11/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17220

I say resurrect McCarthy, put him on steroids an B-vitamin supplements, replicate a thousand copies of him, and sick 'em on the illiberal establishment that owns/controls everything and will soon own and control our thoughts and speech!!

Those were the good 'ol days !!

posterchild, Rapture Ready 36 Comments [11/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Traitor1

Quote# 17221

Of course God works in cruel ways, only to disobediance. If you had a kid and he disobeyed your rules would you let Him go, or would you punish Him.

Mike Jones, Myspace 48 Comments [11/19/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra
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