Quote# 17448

Science gives many answers to age of earth...Its the "evolution believing" scentists who claim tat earth is millions yrs old and the age gets older by 40yrs per min if u analyse and calculate all the theories made every graph......DONT u think there is somethin called a MISTAKE somewhere??????????.

u said earlier that "Science is correctin itself "...WEll how do u know if the latest theory is right or wrong...i am FOR science and FOR research but if it says that God doesnt exist and life evolved from a pig or banana,I am sorry to say "evolution is a sly religion' that is being tatught to innocent ppl..

Stancy, Orkut 36 Comments [11/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: stereom

Quote# 17452

DENVER - A homeowners association in southwestern Colorado has threatened to fine a resident $25 a day until she removes a Christmas wreath with a peace sign that some say is an anti-Iraq war protest or a symbol of Satan.

Some residents who have complained have children serving in Iraq, said Bob Kearns, president of the Loma Linda Homeowners Association in Pagosa Springs. He said some residents have also believed it was a symbol of Satan. Three or four residents complained, he said.

"Somebody could put up signs that say drop bombs on Iraq. If you let one go up you have to let them all go up," he said in a telephone interview Sunday.

Lisa Jensen said she wasn't thinking of the war when she hung the wreath. She said, "Peace is way bigger than not being at war. This is a spiritual thing." [...]

Kearns ordered the committee to require Jensen to remove the wreath, but members refused after concluding that it was merely a seasonal symbol that didn't say anything. Kearns fired all five committee members.

Bob Kearns, Yahoo! News 47 Comments [11/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: David D.G.

Quote# 17454

The bible is absolute truth. It's story is a factual representation of the events 6000 years ago, near the beginning of time. Intelligent Design, and "Evolution" are varying levels of falsehood. Intelligent design fills our children's heads with the possibility of other gods besides The Lord, and as you know, that is against the Ten Commandments, a very powerful sin. It is a sign of our desperate times that schools have stopped teaching the truth to our children. Evolutionists, and those who would compromise with them with this intelligent design, are both speaking with the voice of Satan, and should be silenced.

The Redemption Army, NationStates Forums 28 Comments [11/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17456

A month ago, we as a nation were stupid enough, blind enough, to elect a Democrat government. I give thanks to God above that the President has not been unseated. The Democrats speak with the voice of Satan, and now they write our laws, inspired as they are, by the devil. They want to remove God's word and teaching from our schools, they want to tear down the monuments of our faith, they want to turn us into an atheist nation, like those of the failed Communists and evil Nazis. They itch to surrender our land, and the promised land of the Jews in israel, to the Muslims, who would use the land to further their endless crusade against all good christians. And they seek to put the homosexuals up with the Atheists, in rulership of our nation. Soon, we will no doubt see laws going so far as to encourage homosexuality, and we will see droves convert from being good christians to being Homosexual atheists.
This did not have to be. President Bush and the Republican Party, are the chosen representatives of God in our nation. They have been following the true agenda of God, to punish Homosexuals, and to put God's name and word in prominant places. This is truly one nation Under God, though the Democrats would like you to forget that.

The Redemption Army, NationStates Forum 37 Comments [11/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17459

[so just because you're against abortions, you want to take that choice away from the rest of the female population? you're pro-forcing-woman-to-remain-pregnant-against-their-will?]

yeah...pretty much

Tbaby4nirvana, Myspace 35 Comments [11/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17464

Lots of Christians will try to come up with convoluted explanations for why something God did was moral. Sadly, the more educated someone is, the more likely they are to do this.

Few people have what I believe to be a proper view of God: one that simply says 'God did it, therefore it is good'.

ChrisfromTN, CARM 32 Comments [11/27/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 17422

I have one question for all you Atheists out there.

If there is no god, why do you need a word to say there is none?

Muskeet, Last.fm 45 Comments [11/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 17427

['Now you claim having children is sick. Sodomy is sick. It is a severe biological hazzard']

The irnoy is that he wouldn't even be here to hate homosexuality if his parents had not engaged in it to give him life.

carico, carm 25 Comments [11/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17428

[Should gays be allowed to adopt?]

gays molest, why would you put a child at their mercy? It is like giving cocaine to an addict! They are gross, evil people! How this is even happens makes me want to vomit. Gross perverts...they were molested by someone...that is one reason they are able to molest so freely!

Republican guy, Myspace 39 Comments [11/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Mestilf

Quote# 17430

[Murderers Go to Heaven, and Victims Go to Hell?]

Jeffrey Dahmer was a murderer and a cannibal. In prison, he believed the gospel and was baptized for the forgiveness of his sins. Let's suppose his victims were not Christians. This, then, is an actual case of your manufactured example.

Where does this fit with fairness and justice?
All the victims also had the same chance to obey the gospel and go to heaven. They, too, were sinners in their own right.

Jesus paid for the sins of all, the murderer in this case and the victims. Is it fair and just then, that Dahmer will be in heaven? Yes. All his sins were paid for.

I'm not sure what your problem is.

swordsman2, carm 47 Comments [11/26/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17391

here is reality simple check for whether you are Christian:

( ) I support war against Islamic terror
( ) Terry Shiavo was murdered
( ) Abortion is wrong
( ) Gay marriage is wrong

if you disagree with any of these statements, I suggest you stop wasting your time and convert to Islam - that would fit you better

alex_neo_con, Sean Hannity Discussion Forums 76 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17394

Cutting [<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-harm" target="_blank">self mutilation</a>] is without a doubt demonic. That is “ man in the tombs” stuff. There is no doubt at all that is demonic. Does that mean the person who cuts himself or herself are possesses with devils or is that person just tormented by demons? It could be either. That is something that must be judged individually. Frankly it doesn’t matter. The cure is the same. Jesus sets people free from devils. The cure is the cross no matter what. I would just point such a person to Jesus with full confidence that he can cure whatever is wrong here.

starchaser57, Livejournal 31 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17397

Fear of the Lord

Proverbs 9:10 states, "The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom; and the knowledge of the holy is understanding."

Why fear the Lord? Has He zapped anyone recently?

Oh, you say your daughter is pregnant because she watched the Desperate Housewives show where they made fun of virginity. And your other daughter has had an abortion and gone into depression. And now you learned your son has AIDS after taking the diversity class in his highschool.

Well surly none of these are related to God? Condoms is the cure.

We really don't need God. We have social security to take care of the elderly, welfare to take care of the illegitimate and medical science to resolve all health issues. The life expectancy of everyone, except AIDS people, has increased, which proves we do not need God. The government will provide for all our needs. As soon as we get this stem cell research going, we will be gods. We have an explanation for all of life and history through evolution.

We have the worlds greatest economy and military, although our military cannot win a war. But, who would want to go to attack a country as great as ours, except maybe for the Islamic Terrorists.

Some say the Islamic Terrorists will go away when we get a higher minimum wage, tax the rich and establish social justice.

And, we have freedom of religion, so long as the religious people stay out of politics.

Why waste Sunday morning going to a worship service, much better to go to Target and buy Christmas presents.

Proverbs 12:15 states, "The way of a fool is right in his own eyes: but he that hearkeneth unto counsel is wise."

clirus, Christian Forums 30 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: UberLutheran

Quote# 17399

[Stephen Hawking: In a world that is in chaos politically, socially and environmentally, how can the human race sustain another 100 years?]

Don't worry! When things get really bad the rapture will happen. Then the apocalpyse. Then moving into space and stuff won't really matter, because all the sinners will be dead.

chicagoan86, Yahoo! Answers 32 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 17400

How about animals that actually communicate with people, in a real, conversational way? Nope, don't see that now.
Our new bodies, like Jesus had after the ressurection will be immortal, and composed not just of flesh, by any stretch of the imagination. We will be imortal, indestructable, and not even need to sleep or eat, though we can eat, and rest if we like. We will be better than supermen and women.
Ever wonder why those that see Jesus in visions, or dreams, or after death experiences, where they come back do not see Him as some old geyser? We don't age in heaven, as we do here, but can level off at the desired age.
WE don't have mere PO bodies there, but bodies no material on earth could harm at all. Forget falling off a cliff. Maybe Adam was like we will be in heaven, and could fly!!! Why not, before the fall? We will fly in the future.
Your mistake is the classic one, trying to artificially impose present reality, and temporary state laws of physical only where they could never belong!!! That is just how wonderful it is!

dad, Christian forums 35 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Theironpaperclip

Quote# 17401

"The facts are simple," says Charles K. Johnson, president of the International Flat Earth Research Society. "The earth is flat... Wherever you find people with a great reservoir of common sense... they don't believe idiotic things such as the earth spinning around the sun. Reasonable, intelligent people have always recognized that the earth is flat...

It's the Church of England that's taught that the world is a ball... George Washington, on the other hand, was a flat-earther. He broke with England to get away from those superstitions... Uncle Joe (Stalin), Churchill, and Roosevelt laid the master plan to bring in the New Age under the United Nations. The world ruling power was to be right here in this country.

After the war, the world would be declared flat and Roosevelt would be elected first president of the world. When the UN Charter was drafted in San Francisco, they took the flat-earth map as their symbol.

Charles K. Johnson, The Flat-out Truth (reprinted from Science Digest, July 1980) 30 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Tzelemel

Quote# 17404

Why would they want to do that? Atheists love rape. They also love killing the babies that are conceived because of rape. Yes, nothing pleases an atheist more than to rape a woman, get her pregnant, and force her to abort the fetus.

Handsome_Republican, IMDB Soapbox 60 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17407

God is not prochoice. if he was prochoice, he would be promurder.

gabe [is loved at his darkest], Myspace 37 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 17411

The Ten Commandments are proof of God's existence since humanity rejects them if given the chance. :) Therefore, they couldn't have come from man.

Carico, CARM 54 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17413

Hello!

I am a Christian Japanese. I have heard the voices of God or Jesus, an angel and various deceased people. Among the deceased people are Nazis of Germany during the Second World War. They appeared to do good conduct for their crime of the Holocaust, and are eager to end terrorism. I do want terrorism to end, too.

I have been told by dead Nazis that when al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden gets to know Hitler's messages for him, bin Laden will hit on the idea of abandoning terrorism. I just posted one of Hitler's messages for bin Laden on my Web site. (Visit my Web site if you are interested.)

Does anyone know how I can let bin Laden know that I have Hitler's messages for him?

aiko, Muslim Message 83 Comments [11/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17368

[When evidence doesn't support scripture, dad changes the entire universe to make it affirm scripture]

Imagine that the sun used to be quite different, as was all matter in this different past. The ions, and electrons, photons, etc.
With no radioactive decay, even, we would have to wonder if there were even the 'radiation' belts, and present arrangements, and balance as the above map shows we now have.
With a huge water ring system, partial canopy, or canopy, or whatever was here, having just come down, to drown earth.
It seems likely to me, that God could have arranged a focused high pressure blast of some form of cosmic force, that may have hit some areas of the world of water.
Perhaps, some would prefer that the fountains of the deep, helped blast a channel up to space, or some other possible aspect of the different past. I guess we really don't know. But all we really need is that different universe, and the rest is easy!

dad, Christian Forums 23 Comments [11/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Theironpaperclip

Quote# 17370

[When I was a child I had a relationship with an imaginary friend too. I out grew it.]

Are you really serious? Do you really think you can equate the God who created this universe with a "imaginary friend". EVEN IF you really were deceived into believing that, you should at least be sane enough to know that I am not going to be deceived into believing nonsense like that. Do you have aluminum foil in your hat also?

JohnR7, Christian Forums 22 Comments [11/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ms. Demenor

Quote# 17372

Why will religious hypocrites and atheists become extinct?

Religious hypocrites and Atheists do everything they can to avoid having of offspring.

Religious hypocrites and Atheists use Contraception to reduce their number of offspring.

Religious hypocrites and Atheists use abortion to reduce their number of offspring.

Religious hypocrites and Atheists use homosexuality to reduce their number of offspring.

Religious hypocrites and Atheists are a result of Social Conditioning.

Religious hypocrites and Atheists are just slaves of sins.

Religious hypocrites and Atheists become infertile as a result of sexually transmitted diseases.

Religious hypocrites and Atheists sterilized themselves to reduce their number of offspring.

Religious hypocrites and Atheists become infertile as a result of obesity.

Religious hypocrites and Atheists become infertile as a result of Alcohol abuse.

lynn18, Christian Forums 45 Comments [11/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17374

I've been saying it for years: The Bush Administration and the GOP are secular and bent on spreading secularism and they govern like atheists who want power and try to appeal to the common religious citizen.

Polls have been released showing that Evangelicals and Authentic Christians are not satisfied with the Bush admin., and the GOP. It isn't hard to see why: miniarchic-theocracy has not been established, school prayer has not been mandated, homosexuality is legal, abortion is legal, taxation is high, secularism is rampant, etc. The GOP has done nothing to show that they aren't militant secularists.

The GOP enjoys money and power just like the Democrats.

I,CWAS, PoFo 35 Comments [11/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 17375

So I was reading the drivers manual to my moms new SUV the other day (Because I'm a silly nerd, and I want to be informed incase I am driving it and I get into some kind of trouble... I know, I'm a loser).. and I noticed that in the warranty it stated the car isn't covered in any way by an "Act of God."

It struck me as interesting that in such an Atheistic world they still put these kinds of things in a manual instead of "Natural Desaster" or something like that.

I was talking to my brother about it... and his theroy is that the company knows when the rapture hits, they'll in NO way be able to cover all those costs.. and even if they're not Bible believeing people, they are atleast supersticious and think "Might as well.."

Ethos711, Christian Forums 34 Comments [11/24/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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